Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

...What the hell?

Also, I was up until 7:30 last night, so I'm likely to be rather late.

7:30 AM, that is.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Well, if you're aware of some of the stereotypes about country bumpkins, and aware of the physical aspect of what circumsison is, it makes a twisted sort of sense - if the "joker" doesn't mind being ludicrously insulting. Especially with the presentation, Atrocities - you see something extremely low-brow and derogatory, and immediately think of a particular person. Then go out of your way to mention it where that particular person is almost certain to read it.

Umm... Atrocities, who made you a moderator?

Edit: Oh, and Narf? Wrong week. Also, I've got a bit of a cold, and plan on staying in bed most the day anyway.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Right, we skipped last week.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

That, and it's christmas this week. Stupid spore, not out yet...

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

D&D this week, though. Tomorrow.

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I might be a wee bit late today... I thought there wasnt a session today and just looked at the forums on a whim. So I'll be getting some some sleep, and I'll try to be on time.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Server online.

Hmm.... let's see... what plot threads to use today...

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Server closed. One combat, Kaylin vs. two Cleric-18's and a Rogue-18. Can't even give "escaped" XP for that, really, as she didn't. What fun when you go chasing through the sewers after 50 GP. Oh, and Elorin? Mark off another 25k in diamonds.

One Wish gone wrong. On the plus side, new quest! Retrieve the Crown Jewels stolen three years ago.

Log hopefully attached.

No roleplay votes? Oh well. Who roleplayed best this session?

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Also, I am strangling you with the Force.

I guess that means 'Good job'. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Strangling with the force? Why?

No XP. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Because he is a devious, evil GM who is out to get us all.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Maybe. That just means I have to think of devious evil ways to escape what the GM throws at us. I love the ability to go ethereal with a standard action. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Only 123,715.14 gold more until I can buy a manual of quickness of action...

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Nah, gotta think of devious Good ways to foil his plots. All I'm saying is... at least we have a quest now http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/fear.gif

I liked the way Kibin RPd the whole jail thing... *guilty cough*

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Ah, yes. I'm strangling you through the Force, too.

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You and me both.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

...You're strangling yourself through the Force?

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It requires very intense concentration, I'll tell you that...

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LOL

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Eh, Kaylin has an excellent concentration check anyway.

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Si found creolnali llaar jiole!

Or, I found something really cool! Common to Draconic(and back) translator.

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Just realised I won't be able to make Saturday, as I'm gone next weekend for All-State orchestra again.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Hmm...Is 'Break a leg' appropriate?

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How about "bend an ear"?

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Sprain a finger?

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Whoa, Violist, you have an account here? With over 300 posts? How come I never noticed that before? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif
In any event, how about "snap a string"? Or are those even more expensive to fix than legs? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Nah, most strings are pretty cheap http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif well. Downwards of $80, anyways.

And Ed, this thread is where about 80% of my posts are. I don't get around much on Shrap http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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Don't forget about D&D Saturday!

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Probably be a bit late...Again. Stayed up till 6:00 last night, for no particular reason. Except it's kinda relaxing.

On the other hand, I'm learning how to fall asleep at any time. Managed to fall asleep twice now even though I wasn't particularly tired.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Stayed up until 6? Do you mean AM?

Anyway, server online.

Note: Kibin voted for Kaylin online before the session today.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

AM.

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Crazy man.

Anyway, server closed.

One CR 18 shattered Pit Fiend (weakened state - he wasn't particularly mobile, didn't use have as many spell-likes as would have been available), once CR 20 Cleric calmed down, eight cr 15 Drow Warrior 15's defeated. Six breatplates, six cloaks, six rapiers, six longbows, and an unspecified number of arrows captured. Five mundane daggers given away. Katsuro killed and unkilled.

At ECL 20, that's 3,400 XP (Kibin)
At ECL 19, that's 4,750 XP (Jason, Elorin)
At ECL 18, that's 6,120 XP (Katsuro)
Kaylin at 18th (I think) gets half XP - 3,060 - for no player present.

Katsuro won the roleplay vote with one vote cast; 2,000 xp for Katsuro.

So, who roleplayed best this session?

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Elorin threw out some nice comments.

I've got Katsuro listed as 19th.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

That puts him at 4,750 xp gained, then. A bit more with the RP vote.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Except that was some sort of mistake, because he didn't have enough XP. *Scratches head* Must have got confused somewhere.

So he's got 174,625 XP now and is *Now* 19th level.

I need to resort through his stats and make sure the're all ok...

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Whooo level 21! Epic feats whoooo!

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http://www.thetangledweb.net/profiler/view.php?id=7677

Really cool level 15 warmind I made in case not many people show up and we have a one-off. 14d6+47 damage is fun.

And Kibin's sheet is now updated to level 21. Don't suppose I could start switching out the dragon hitdice for rogue hitdice for saves and BAB, treating the first 20 levels as 17 Rogue/3 Dragon instead of 18 Rogue/2 Dragon?

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Yeah; treat BAB and Saves as though taken in the best possible order for each individual attribute; so the Bard-20/Fighter-20 has +10 Epic save bonus, base saves of +12/+12/+12, +10 Epic Attack Bonus, and +20 BAB. Makes Epic multiclassing slightly more attractive.

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Whooo. Of course, it doesn't matter until level 22... apparently taking classes in multiples of four is a very good idea.

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1 for Full BAB, Two for Good saves and poor BAB, three for poor saves, four for medium BAB. If you ignore looking at medium BAB, 6 is mathematically ideal. 12th is a threshhold for all of them (every class gets another point of BAB, Will, Fort, and Ref a 12th).

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Hmmm, maybe. Eh, still means that eventually... four attacks from BAB whooo! When I use a weapon that us, or unarmed attacks.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Don't forget about D&D this saturday!

And maybe if Narf sleeps in late again... one-off adventure with my warmind whoooo!

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I'll be there. Oh, I'm 19th level.

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I'll probably have to dissapear for a bit, as it's beginning to seem like the only day this week I'll be able to do some stuff - Drop off overdue books at the library, buy a music cd...

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So far, Katsuro's Dex is too low - Didn't increase it at 16th. Feats add up. Skill points add up and individual skills seem right.

Ok, I think my character is fine.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

You should do like me, and have character sheets easily available on the internet!

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Oh, by the way - Server's been online for a while now.

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Douglas - You back yet?

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Server offline.

Tangled with Mr. T.
I'd give some XP for surviving, but not everyone did.

Tangled with an unidentified spellcaster. With Wail of the Banshee.
Again.

Completely changed the face of the game world.
Okay, that's worth some points.
+5000 xp for every character who's player was present (Kaylin/Seshra, Jason, Kibin, Katsuro/Quinn).

Elorin won the 1/13 roleplay vote with one vote cast; +2,000 xp for Elorin.


So, who roleplayed best this session?

Log hopefully attached.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

This is going to be very interesting now... no water, no plants, very few survivors... aftermath campaign sounds like a lot of fun, really (not that the old wasn't, heh)

Quinn and her feline expressiveness get the RP vote from me.

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We really need to dig up some plants.

So, what should the enterprising cat Psion (Nomad) buy, for those long trips away from home (And fish!)?

Have 264,500, one Headband of Smarter Than You +6, one Tome of Instant Brains +5 and one item of Mess with Peoples' Heads (Control Sound) - What type of item would that be?

With a Str of 4, Gauntlets of Not Wimpy +6 sound good, but so do Bracers of Don't Get Stepped On +6 (Dex).

And a 54 HP suggest some kind of Don't Be a Glass Cannon item.

Sometime this week I'll be reading through the psionic powers section and picking stuff out.