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Mlmbd (what does that stand for by the way?), the candy is chocolate coated haemmorroid and Chalfonts from Puke's rather sore rear end.... quite tasty I am assured by the more discerning weirdo.....
The party is hotting up, Taz is mixing cocktails like a demon, the FBW's are samba-ing their hearts out, foam is now being sprayed onto the dancefloor and the killer mongooses in the kitchen has managed to break through into the toilets and are currently amusing themselves by putting cellophane just under the toilet seats. Taz, serve me a bottle of that Shepherd Neame Spitfire Ale, after all, no Fokker comes close |
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OK, I'll will take a pass on the candy, then! *mlmbd replies in disgust* Just have to eat some 'Cheetos' then!
The 'Cheetos' don't contain any puke, do they? *mlmbd questions* mlmbd shouts "Taz, give me one of those bottles of Shepherd Neame Spitfire Ale". Thanks! GT, FYI mlmbd stands for Mother Loves Me Best Dude. It came from a routine "The Smothers Brothers" did. Tommy Smothers was always saying to his borther Dicky; "Mom always Loved you Best, Dicky." So 'mlmbd' is my Version of that! The routine was, Brilliant by the way! <font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font> [ January 22, 2003, 18:50: Message edited by: mlmbd ] |
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*Leaves the inner sanctum very annoyed holding one mongoose by the neck and flings it towards the bar just missing another of taz's cocktails. The rest of mongooses laugh hysterically from behind the ajar door. Watches as mlmbd considers using the vending machine and remembers the time he took them to a friends birthday party*
Welcome back taz GT You cleared up Pukes haemmorroids, i don't want to know how exactly but my mind keeps bringing up the fearful image of the red hot poker cannon. *Wanders behind the bar and proceeds to head into the storeroom and wheels a barrel of booze to the dancefloor and begins to tamper with the foam cannon. A few minutes later the samba'ing fbw's are being covered with the spraying brewski. Almost everyones toungues suddenly become erect like of that beer advert on the tv and they rush to the dancefloor* |
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as if i didnt have few enough brains as it was, i have recently been leaking grey matter. now i see that GT has had the drippings air-puffed and cheese-coated...
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The crusty old timer in the infamous cornor, invites The Gryphin to join him to remeniss on the old cantina days and to discuss new research theories, He also turns over to RD a box of used colostomy bags and deposits the minerals into his off planet account. The old geezer doesn't use them anymore as he had a circumventing operation on RenDexIII which eliminated the recycled waste containers http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
He greets the Taz with much back slapping and hooting. (he also learned from him, after he checked the books, who has tabs and who don't) Mac tells the Good Taz to put his on David G's tab. It appears it doesn't have that much outstanding and we can't allow that right http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif He notices Geo sneaking in from the Patio ordering a brewski, hmmm, He has a FBW take him a plate of pukeabob with chili sauce just to perk him up http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif He notices a number of loo worshipers exiting the Inner Sanctum quite hurridly, hmmm, now whats going on in there? Mac munches on his meal and continues to watch the happenings in the cantina, however, in the back round he still hears a TICKING noise, I guess its still here he mumbles to himself.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Glad your back you hairy, furry, feline, you to Taz... a munching mac |
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Oh, now I know what the secret ingredient is to these tasty Cantina dishes you have been serving us. Now that I know what it is, I wish I didn't know. Yuck, no wonder you guys eliminated those nosy health inspectors. Suddenly I feel kind of sick... I'll soon be giving back those parts I ingested... along with some extra... ugghh! I think I need to go to the sick bay...
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* Dogscoff orders a vegetarian omelette with Kikkoman soy sauce.
(Warning, link contains strangeness.) |
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Cool link Dogscoff! Two thumbs up!
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Guys, there is no magic as to the secret ingredient in the cantina food. It is not even noxious. It is simply MARMITE.
Goes well with everything, even Puke parts. PS Puke, how are those nasty scabs I cured for you PPS guys, the salt and vinegar nachos on the bar are really nice by the way |
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*Is about to take a bite of the nachos on the bar when he looks at geo tucking into another one of pukes bodyparts and suddenly begins to think twice about it. He takes a handful out to his ship and activates his tachyon scanners and analyses this curious culinary concoction. After a few minutes the printout reads the ingrediants.*
Marmite Flour Sodium Chloride.. David Gervais flakey skin and armpit clippings? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif GT How could you man! You'll sell anything these days, also i'm working on another clone, any celebraties you desperate for a night of passion with? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Just think, if he managed to tap into my shower drain, imagine what he has tapped into of yours! ..Now you all have a 'real' reason to be paranoid! Oh, and a Tacyon scan won't turn up all of Gt's devices! ..and now you all know why I always BMOB (Bring my own booze!) and I suggest you all BYOB too! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Cheers! |
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..Taz pauses in his bar-tending duties just long enough to wave to the old regulars as well as those just starting to check out this weird place.
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While most of his attention is focused on his tasks, Taz notices a faint ticking. Hmmm, does somebody have a very loud watch or is that some bomb timer going? Oh well, what can a mere bomb do that hasn't been done here before? Hey Everyone, try the Twiglets the Cantina is serving at the bar - it only LOOKS like tree twigs covered in Marmite! [ January 24, 2003, 04:50: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ] |
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MARMITE... I'm having a flashback of the "Marmite argument" that happened so many times when I was a kid.
FRIEND: Hey, put some marmite on your bread. It's good! ME: I don't like marmite. FRIEND: What, have you tried it? ME: Yes, a few times, remember? I don't like it. FRIEND: Why not? I like it! It's good! ME: I don't like the strong taste of it. FRIEND: Everyone says that. That's because you spread it too thick. You just put a thin layer on your bread and it's good. People put way too much on and then they say they don't like it, but they're doing it wrong. ME: You told me that before. I did put it on really thin. I still don't like it. FRIEND: I still think you put it on too thick. ME: OK, we went through this before, but fine. Here goes. See, this is thin. FRIEND: OK, it's good, isn't it? ME: It was this thin the Last time we did this. It tastes exactly the same as Last time, and I still don't like it. And I know we're going to go through this same argument again next week! |
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"Happy days are here again, oh happy days are here again"
I am so happy, the current Mrs GT is going away shopping with friends this weekend (to Milan for god's sake) and I have taken delivery of 6 crates of assorted Kentish ale.... Spitfire, Bishop's Finger, 1698, Late Red and Goldings.... Yippee, this weekend is going to be a hop enthused haze..... Funny call though cos the plumber who is fitting my new bathroom called me to say there was large van at the house delivery 72 bottles of prime ale.... I told him to accept delivery and keep his horrible mits off my booze...... Shepherd Neame, possibly the best beer in the world... now all I need are some pickled eggs, some pork scratchings, some chicken itchings and some MARMITE (my mate marmite etc).... Raging Deadstar, please can you clone Ines Sastre and Salma Hayek for me as I do fancy smothering the pair of them in Shepherd Neame ale and marmite.... and I wonder what they could do with a pickled egg or two!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif |
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Marmite...
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Dogscoff runs shrieking out of the cantina as two marmite smeared FBW's approach him for a cuddle...
Scoffo, we can do Bovril if that helps! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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..Gt, Rags and Taz walk into a bar... WHAAAAAM!
Geeez! You would think at least one of them would have seen it! Hahahahahah ROTFLMAO! Hahahahahahaha I can be soooooo funny sometimes! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif [ January 24, 2003, 11:24: Message edited by: David Gervais ] |
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Mmm... tactile FBWs... but NO!..Marmite!.. but... FBWs... Agggh, but Marmite, but...
Set into an infinite attraction/ repulsion loop, Dogscoff's head explodes, efectively removing his olfactory capacity. The loop thus broken, he is able to fully appreciate the FBWs without being bothered by their yeasty coating. [ January 24, 2003, 11:37: Message edited by: dogscoff ] |
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Exactly Gryphin, the phrase is sarcastic but means that I laughed so hard that I wet myself!!
Growltigga looks over to where 4 FBW's are pulling over a large jacuzzi filled to the brim with MARMITE... Anyone fancy a quick dip?? |
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'scoff, still headless, stumbles over to the jacuzzi, bumping into various people and items on the way.
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Could anyone please explain to a non British what this MARMITE stuff is ?
It must be pretty disgusting if it's worse than the parts of PUKE served in the cantina lately. |
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Primitive, Marmite is a yeast extract which is thick and black like treacle, is very salty but contains about every Vitamin B compound you would ever need in life.... you eat it on bread, you put it in cooking BUT...
the big thing about MArmite is that you either love it or hate it. No one is ever in between. Dogscoff hates it, I think Sarah Jessica Parker should be smeared in it Marmite is the food of the gods, the elixir of life, ambrosia and nectar combined, and far more fun than peanut butter, hazelnut spread or any Shiphams' paste...... I LLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRVVVVVVV IT [ January 24, 2003, 15:28: Message edited by: growltigger ] |
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Marmite is evil, it is foul, it is the devil-vermin-twiglet-vomit-spawn, i hate it.
BLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGHHHH!!!! There are probably some good marmite-hate sites out there. |
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After Rags recovers from running into the bar (nice one David http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif ) He gets up and takes his seat at his usual booth. He orders some breakfast and eats it.
I've never had marmite myself but from what I hear it isn't that great. So I will probably abstain from it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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We Canadians spread Marmite on the soles of our boots in the winter to provide a nice non-slip suface. It's saved my life more times than I can count! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
..If Marmite was Colorless, Odorless and Tasteless Then I'd know what it really was! LoL http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Yes I know I'm full of obscure references, but if you understand me, so are you! Digest that! Hahahahahahaha! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif [ January 24, 2003, 16:54: Message edited by: David Gervais ] |
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*Dogscoff, a replacement head now grown (thanks to a bit of "borrowed" DNA from Geo) and all the marmite 'washed' (said with a lewd waggling of the eyebrows) off by FBWs, pops a few caffiene tablets and picks up a baseball bat. "They come for you while you're asleep. Don't fall sleep." *Swings bat randomly, staring with wild eyes... |
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What 'Speechmarks'? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
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MARMITE
primitve decides to pass on the Marmite and get his vitamine B from his regular source. He orders another beer. Actually, in periods when I do a lot of endurance training, I take a Yeast exctract (tasteless) to get some extra B1 (Tiamine) which is not in beer. Highly recomended. |
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and then Dogscoff is immediately hit in the face by an eruction from Growltigga's new Bovril Cannon...
Dont like marmite, dont like marmite, I bet you are a girly poncy marmalade type of person then... Growltigga lights up a fragmentation yeasty marmite bomb and lobs it as the El Regurgito |
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GT, in all my born days it never occured to me that is what that expression meant.
And as for Marmite, It is a Marmot I was thinking of. Tell ya what. Figure every tenth post of yours I'm going to make some foolish comment. Instead of me doing that. Why don't you just write some responce as if I had. Probably easier that way all around. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif (um that was ment as humor) |
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What do you mean Gryphin, are you saying that every ninth post of mine I should finish it by saying "Gryphin, shut your cakehole" or "Hey, we havn't taken the piss out of Gryphin facial hair for at least a couple of months" etc etc
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Geee Wizzz just how in the HE*L am I to keep this place clean (sort of) with all for you blowing up???? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
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GT, I don't mind the 'Marmite'! I kinda like that salty flavor. *mlmbd protests* It is all that puke you insist on using.
*mlmbd boasts* puke, here are 24 bags of 'Cheatos' I got out of the vending machine. So, now all is right with your 'Grey matter'. *mlmbd adds* That is every bag from the machine as well. gryphin, 'Marmite' is mostly a UK thing. So, unless you live there, have friends in the UK or have spent some time there you probably would know about it! I will let one of our learned 'Brits' enlighten you as to what it is. *mlmbd yells at the mongooses 'Alpha male' Hey 'Ceasar', I didn't know you and your 'clan' were working for GT. So how is everything with your 'clan'? *mlmbd quearies* And how is..is...*mlmbd tries to remember 'Ceasar's' buddy's name* ah....ah, Brutus? That was one hell of a party! Wasn't it? *mlmbd reminisses* This 'clan' of killer mongooses, is indeed a fierce clan. They come from the 'Joxsrnear' System! fierce as they come. Also some of the biggest partiers and pratical jokers around, anywhere. as mlmbd waits for an answer from his old pal 'Ceasar' he scans the cantina. As he does, he hears; "tick......tick......tick."! Criky there is a bomb in here. He moves towards the very muffled ticking. All the FBW's dancing covered in 'Marmite', with all the patrons loudly celebrating and bottles breaking. Makes it very difficult to track. Thank God I was trained for explosive disarment/disposal *mlmbd thinks to himself* tracking ever closer to the ticking source.......*mlmbd walks right past RD, who says something to him that he now only hears as background noise.* Past Taz, GT and Gryphin. Into the storeroom he goes. The ticking is much louder and with all the adreniline he is now quite sober. *mlmbd moves to some stacked flour sacks* he removes he custom made 'Yuack' gloves. |sweat has begin to trickel down mlmbd's forehead| *mlmbd uses on of the gloves to wipe his forhead* mlmbd now runs hand along the sides of the large sacks of flour. About two-thirds the way around he feels a wire. He feels a lumb in his throat. And thinks to himself "wow, wish I had a bit of Ale right now! He moves around the sacks. Kneels down, an there it is a nice piece of work *mlmbd admits to himself* It has been awhile. mlmbd searches his jacket pockets. There they are, as he feels his 'side cutters and 'nippers'. Pulling them out of his pocket, placing them on a near by shelf. He proceed to check for any trace of a bobie trap on the device. No pressure plates, no wiring to the the flour sacks and No lasers present. mlmbd being satisfied that there are no bobie traps, gingerly removes the top sack of flour. Throwing the sack aside he see the entire device now. *just then a drop of sweat runs into his eye* wiping his forehead againg. mlmbd kneels down once more. Four screws hold the top in place. Fumbling through his pockets, searching for something. Not findind what he was looking for. Withdraws his hand. *mlmbd thinking thats is very odd* Then remembers that the items he was searcing for he had placed on the shelf. Geesh, mlmbd things to himself. He removes a 'Mc Gyver' patended pocket knife from his pants pocket. Open the knife to the desired selection of 'flat head' screw drivers. He proceeds to remove the screws holding the lid on. Now, let see this baby's inards. mlmbd removes the lid to the device. Revieling it's intrenal parts. His eye search the device. Very nice and very professional work. *mlmbd remarks to himself out loud!* Yes, there is what I needed to see. Grabing the 'nippers' from the shelf. Holds a yellow wire in between his fingers. Snip! The device stops ticking. mlmbd quickly remove the explosives and disconnects the power sourse. mlmbd breaths a 'Great' sigh of relief. Picks up all the components and re-enters the fornt of the house! Walking over to GT. mlmbd places 'all' but the explosive into his hands. Informing him that is was a bomb, and that it was in the storeroom. mlmbd walks to the bar and ask 'Taz' for a bottle of Guinness Stout, Thanks! <font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font> |
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Rags still hears ticking noise coming from the back of the Cantina. He watches mlmbd set the parts of his bomb on the bar for GT to examine.
"mlmbd," Rags begins, "It's nice you found that bomb. But that wasn't the ticking noise everyone has been hearing. The "device" as it's known cannot be defused. Some time in the future this Cantina is going bye bye." Rags drinks a brewski real quick and walks out. He takes his key to his massive dreadnaught and puts a nice long scratch down Timstones ship, he then takes a potato and sticks it in the exhaust system. Then he Boards his ship and takes off. [ January 24, 2003, 20:20: Message edited by: Ragnarok ] |
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Tired from a long day of chasing space herpes, I enter slowly. (this place being so new to me, I need to be extra careful)
I take my first steps towards the bar when my eyes catch something flying towards me. A large dart whizzes past my nose and I duck. It silently continues along towards its intended target. I stand, silent, watching as it makes a slow curve, then stopping abruptly as it hits the bull's-eyes on the floating dart board. 'Wow' I think to myself, I wish I could make my darts curve like that. A loud voice is heard to boom over the dull roar of the bar crowd, "Bull's-eye, my game. OK, who else wants to get humiliated?" 'Not me, I'm not even in the same league' I whisper softly to myself as I make my way to the bar. Looking at the large selection of drinks, I make my decision, "Gimme some of that blue stuff" The hairs on the back of my neck tense up slightly as I can almost hear the collective thoughts of everyone in the place saying, "Rookie!" I smile and think, 'At least I didn't trip coming in.' [ January 24, 2003, 21:17: Message edited by: Kaladaar ] |
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Sipping my (blue) Kool-Aid (gee, what a manly drink that is) I scan the room. I can hear several discussing the goods and bads of Marmite. Curious, I ask the bartender, "Do you have any of this Marmite they are talking about? I'd kinda like to find out for myself if its any good."
"You betcha, how much would you like?" he asked, then added, "And keep in mind, whatever you order you HAVE TO EAT!" That Last little reminder (or was it a warning) kinda took the gumpshun out of my request. "I guess I best play safe, so give me the smallest portion you have." I say, confident at making a wise choice. << Thinking back, I only wish I had noticed the bartender glancing over towards GT and that the nod he got back was accompanied with a evil looking smirk. Sighs, if only my foresight was half as good as my hindsight. >> Feeling pretty good about my selection of portion size, I turned to see the bartender retuning with a HUGE bowl containing what looked like very thick and very spoiled gravy. I gulped, "THAT's Marmite?" I half gasped, "And people actually EAT THAT STUFF?" As I stood there thinking of what to do, I saw the bartender looking back towards GT, they were both having a good chuckle at my expense. "1000 minerals to anyone who will empty this bowl for me!!!" A tiny man came over, climbed up on the stool next to me, picked up the bowl and emptied the contents on the bar room floor. "That'll be 1000 minerals please." Sighs... I can hear it even louder now... "Rookie" [ January 26, 2003, 02:59: Message edited by: Kaladaar ] |
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mlmbd feeling very pleased with himself says to Kaladaar; "you know you are still going to have to eat that". mlmbd smirks with that remark. And orders another bottle of Guinness Stout from 'Taz'! Thanks, Taz.
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Kaladaar looks around, his eyes scanning the area, almost in a panic. he relaxes slightly when he sees the sign. Quickly, he pulls out his magic artist's pen, (with magic non-erasable ink) draws a few squiggles so fast no one can see and replaces it for all to see.
The sign now reads: <center>NO MONO-SYLLABLE SWEARING NO SECONDS NO EATING OFF FLOOR SILLY ROOKIE TAX = 1000 MINERALS NO SIGN PAINTING, EVER! NO EXCEPTIONS!!!</center> "I'd really like to oblidge, but I cant." he says, pointing to the sign. |
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Marmite? I thought that was the symbiotic life form over my lip.
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OOOHHHHH, Dogscoff and 2 FBW's are covered in MARMITE, someone get some toast soldiers and a couple of boiled eggs quickly...
David Gervais, I hope you paid Tommy Cooper's estate appropriate copyright for that gag. Laugh? I did till the tears run down my legs. Sheesh, after Friends, Frasier, Cheers, Sex and the City, Ren & Stimpy etc, can we please roll up our NEXT unfunny North American? |
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GT, if they was running down your legs I doubt they were tears.
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RD how about somemore Liz Hurly clones in bright red or black very tight, revealing, shiny outfit, like the one she wore in bedazzeled, oh ya... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
Mac watches mlmbd take the bomb over to GT, he smiles, one always puts one where one can find it, therefore, leaving the original still unfound he mutters.... tick... tick.... tick.... at least it hasn't tocked yet http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Mac continues to relax contemplating his research into a question asked in another thread, 'why did the chicken cross the street' hmmm, he begins to jot down notes as he contemplates another of life's universal mysteries.... He passes on the Marmite or whatever the conconction may be, orders another brewski as his mind wanders again back to a short time ago when he was Hippie Geezer thanks to TerranC, http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Researching Mac |
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...Taz notices that Kaladaar has apparently dropped his Marmite order and quickly presses a
button on the high-tech bar control panel. The marmite along with various odd and ends begin to levitate off the floor. Guided by joystick control, this collection moves back into the bowl in front of Kaladaar. 'There you go Kaladaar - and no extra charge for the odds and ends!',says Taz. 'But I will now have to charge you the new Rookie Tax.' Moving farther down the bar, Taz collects the bomb parts that mlmbd left. Hmmm, this looks like that 'Space Bug' Bomb that me and Mac installed in the storeroom! Oh well, just have to watch out for those 'crawlly bits' in the food for a while... Hmmm, is that barbarian viking a rookie too? On second thought he looks more slow than silly... With a shrug, Taz gets back to work. |
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
*Raging Deadstar slowly reverses his small transport into the doorway and opens the cargo bay, everyone gathers round and looks on. Firstly he rolls 5 barrels of Deadstar vodka for taz from his brewery. Taz smiles and goes off to "quality test" the new arrivals, then he wheels 2 large boxes in and goes about removing the ship from the entrance.*
*Walks other to mac with a crowbar, the old man slowly grips his custard firing missile launcher. The tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife and eat it. Raging Deadstar turns round and pulls open the large wooden crate. Suddenly a liz hurley clone in a very tight extremely revealing dress hops out sits on his knee. Macs eyes almost pop out and raging deadstar leans over and whispers to mac "Theres a free room upstairs" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Mac happily scampers off with the clone and RD sighs "lets hope the poor guys heart doesn't stop ticking!"* GT, Your clones are happily waiting for you upstairs in a king size silk bed with massage oil, a course fur brush, Shepherd Neame ale and marmite and some ice cubes and after that a rose petal filled jacuzi. I'm sure that you'll brave the waters for that pleasure! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Anyone else after a clone for their pleasure, it's a 2000 mineral charge plus access to your tab for my own personal uses! If you ask me it's a good price Now if you'll excuse me i'll be upstairs with Talena Atfield (from Kittie) Jytt Hyden (Pornorphans) and Otep Shamaya (Otep) with some drumsticks! [ January 25, 2003, 21:25: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ] |
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
RD, do your clones know how to do the Gryphin position and Circle the Wagons?
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Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
..I walk back into the Cantina holding a bunch of pics under my right arm. I move over to Primitive Grab him by the ankle with my left (weaker) arm. Primitive's world is turned upside down and my weaker arm barely manages to prevent his head from bouncing off the floor.. What the heck, My left arm is not really that weak, to prove this point I swing my arm in an up-down motion banging Primitive's head a few time off the floor making a point to educate him in the process... Primi! it's not nice to be rude..bonk!.. Didn't your mum ever tell you to be nice to strangers?.. Bonk!.. Your best friend was a stranger before you met him/her!.. BONK!.. You'r not making it easy for me to be your friend! BONK! .. But I'm a nice guy, I'll give you another chance.. Here take a look at these..
1043534894.gif 1043534909.gif 1043534922.gif 1043534949.gif 1043534964.gif 1043534990.gif 1043535024.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1043534894.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1043534909.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1043534922.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1043534949.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1043534964.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1043534990.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1043535024.gif BTW: Conan the Barbarian is remarkably well mannered compared to you. Conan O'Brian on the other hand lacks that kind of finesse. Strange that you think you look like Conan the Barbarian but you're acting like Conan O'Brian. FYI: I'm the kind of person who judges people by how they act, not how they look! ..and I give everyone a second chance along with the benifit of a doubt. Have a Great Day, Primitive, Cheers! P.S. I think the second to Last is a good likeness of you! [ January 25, 2003, 23:19: Message edited by: David Gervais ] |
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
2000 mineral charge to get a clone? Hmm... How much is it to use the Holo-suites upstairs?
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