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Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
Kamog, that's 2000 minerals 'Plus' access to your Tab!! and you're in the wrong forum for the holo-suites! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
Cheers! [ January 25, 2003, 23:21: Message edited by: David Gervais ] |
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
Kal roars with laughter as Taz sets the bowl down in front of him. With head shaking from side to side, he shrugs, still laughing, he takes a deep breath and begins to gobble up the contents of the bowl. His face wrinkles as he takes his first bite, then slowly his eyes brighten as he polishes off the concoction, "Wow, that's some damn good stuff, especially those crunchy bits."
Letting out a sigh of frustration and relief, Kal pays the Silly Rookie Tax and orders a Ganymede Time Bomb, chugs it down. He quickly orders a small pitcher full of his favorite drink, and with his glass, turns and after spotting an empty table near the back of the room, he makes his way to it, side-stepping three well liquored patrons, several odd looking dozen toes and one very long tail. Leaning back in his chair, he takes a sip of his drink, scans the bar, making mental notes of the dos and don'ts of the Cantina. |
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David, about your P.S.
I may be wrong, but I think the Last two pics are the only pics which are not of Conan the Barbarian? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Y/N? [ January 25, 2003, 23:31: Message edited by: tbontob ] |
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Oops, screwed up! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
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This is the one I meant..
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1043534990.gif ..and fyi it is a painting of Conan the Barbarian,. a Marvel Comics edition!! I like it best, but let's see if Primitive chooses this one or not! Cheers! Edit: Looks like Primitive likes the Marvel Edition too! A man of good taste, put your next drink on my tab Primitive! Cheers! [ January 25, 2003, 23:48: Message edited by: David Gervais ] |
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Hey, I just noticed something, this Kaladaar Dude has an avatar pic done in my style and I don't remember making it. Does this mean there is a forger within our midst? Should I call the Intergalactic Police?
So wazzzz up, Dude? Too shy to make a request? Or are you of independant mind and body? |
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primitive walks over to David Gervais table.
" Hey fella, you that crazy artist dude? " DG watches the hulking brute leaning over his table. " Yes." DG answer with a squeeky voice, obviously a little intimidated by the sheer size of the savage. " Hey, I buy you a TAB" (or was it a drink on my tab, don't remember) primitive slides in beside DG in the sofa, pinning him against the wall, leaving him no option but to accept. " See lotta great paintjobs round here, you maka them ?" " Yes, some of them." DG seem to relax a bit, maybe the fiendish fiend isn't so bad after all. " You maka primitive one too ? " primitive asks with a sheepish grin, while fumbling his rusty (yet pointy) spear. Felling even more secure, DG slides under the table. "Let me have a look at you and see if I can get get some inspiration " DG says from the other side. " Hmmm. The low sloping forehead, lots of muscles, the obnoxious body odor. Yes, I get an image here." David says. "Wot is it ?" primitive asks, with the look on his face of a child ready to open his X-mas presents. "I, I see Conan th..." "Wot" With a mighty roar, primitve springs to life, wielding his rusty (yet pointy) spear "You think I look like that girlie O'Brian fella" Running from the cantina, we can hear DG screeming " The Barbarian, I ment the Barbarian". primitive starts to follow, but is distracted by a Marmite-covered FBW trynig to do the limbo to the tick-tick-tick sound on the bardisk. |
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My good man, don't you know that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Monkey see, Monkey do... Did Monkey me copy Monkey you? Here is my explanation: You recommended a great drawing program (ArtGem), for which I am truly grateful. A truly wondrous program it is. You led and will always lead the way with your vast and ever growing library of excellent avatars. I sought only to blend in, if that is a crime, then I plead guilty. My intentions were honorable and it is my hope you see them as such. My fate, I leave in your hands |
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primitive wakes on the floor of the cantina with a thumping headache. Crawling around on all 4 he notices some pictures laying around. He carefully picks up a classic drawing of Conan ( John Buscema ?), and decides to make this his symbol.
Even tho David Gervais is the source of his headache he decides DG is his friend (for now), and that DG will not find out how the rusty (yet pointy) spear feels up his ***. primitive stumbles over to his old table, but finds a green man sitting in his chair. - hey man, thats my chair. |
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Kaladaar, this is "The Cantina"!! Putting you fate in anybody's hands is a very dangerous thing to do, but you're still a bit of a rookie so I'll just take a piece of that Rookie-Tax and leave it at that. You did a good job with that avatar by the way, you were just a bit skimpy on the polish though! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
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With the Last of his Ganymede Time Bomb on its way down his throat, Kal looks up, sees one very ugly brute hovering over him. "Your chair, sorry, I was unaware." he offered... "Tell you what, if you can tell me how long the 100 years war Lasted, you can have your chair, or is that too difficult a challenge for you?"
While Primitive grunts and scratches his head searching for the answer to the question, Kal gets up, slips stealthily past the giant of a man and disappears into the crowd, chuckling quietly to himself. |
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Primitive, placing your 'Rusty (yet Pointy) spear in dark places like that will only have bad results. They'll have to rename your spear to 'Stinky (yet Pointy)' and I'm sure you wouldn't want that! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
..there's a reason they say "Be carefull where you point that thing!" and it's not because they are afread! They're just thinking of your best interest! Cheers! [ January 26, 2003, 01:23: Message edited by: David Gervais ] |
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primitive smiles, he knows the answer to this.
The 100 years war, that was 1337 to 1453, that should make it 122 Years. Feeling his headache increasing by the advanced arithmetic, primitive looks for the green man, but he has already gone. primitive sits down, leans back and ponders if RD's Kylie clones come in different sizes. |
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To prevent any possible thoughts of my forging your style, oh great and masterful Avatar creator, I redrew mine so that it now has its own personality.
Kaladaar is ever watchful, not always alert, but always learning. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif |
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Kal's keen sense of hearing makes out Primitive's half whispered answer to his question. When he hears it, he raises one eyebrow, smiles and thinks, 'For a primitive, he uses modern NETworking well'
"Barkeep, another GTB, and send one, a double, to my friend over there." he says, pointing. Kal watches as the waiter walks over, serves the drink and gestures back in his direction. Kal then raises his glass in Primitive's direction, nods slightly and with a half smiles, empties his glass and again disappears into the crowd... |
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How did you get that answer?
OK, first I noticed that 1453 - 1337 does not equal 122, so I realized that it's not that simple. Then I realized that the Hundred Years War was actually not one war, but a series of short wars, with some periods of peace in between, so you don't include the periods of peace. But I don't remember much from history class, and I couldn't figure out how to arrive at 122? |
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"Talena Atfield (from Kittie)"
You got some awesome taste my friend. She is friggin' hott! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Kaladaar:
Thanks for the drink man, but the RL me actually knew the answer 1337 to 1453 (Guess I'm a bit of a history buff) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif Kamog: You can't excpect a cretin like primitive to get the substraction correct. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif |
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a very beragged Mac comes strolling back into the cantina with the Liz Hurley Clone on his arm, His face is lit in a gigantic Grin, sweat pours down from his brow, his clothes looking wrinkled, but everyone notices the firm, solid step of his walk, the "Twinkle" is in his eyes, He goes over to his table, orders a round of brewskis for everyone, leans back and sighs. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Oh My Very Good RD, A million thanks for your most wonderous of gifts (even if it cost 2000 minerals and a co owner of his tab) I owe you one big time... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif My profuse thanks and salutations... aaahh the outfit she wears alone is worth it... oh ya, (as mac turns up the juice on his newly installed pacemaker #51,) the old one gave out during round 3 http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ) He notices the new avatar pics posted on the dart board next to the bar, hmmmm, seems we're getting some tabs lol, He waves at the Taz and then proceeds to try and explain his theroies of The Gryphin Position and Circle the Wagons to the LH Clone, (with a huge smile in his eyes) Oh Rd Thanks, Thanks, your in my will..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif a tired and worn out Mac (but not dead and still Kicking http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif ) |
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Kamog:
It wasn't the 122 I was raising my eyebrow to, but the fact that he had the years right. Let's see what we can come up with if we do the calculations... <h4><pre> 1453 -1337 ===== 116 years</pre></h4>Did I hear someone yell bingo? |
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Bingo
So Kaladaar. You a Mathematican ? Try this one Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. Dark, isn't it? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Oh, that is a primative game, Bingo!
Earthers find it stimulating, some how! Kaladaar, pist! *mlmbd whispers* Since you are new to the Cantina. I feel I should mention something to you. My race is not effected by magic in any form. We also carry an assortment of crystal/amulets and the like for any and all magic. So, I did see you change the sign. But I will let it pass 'this' time. And as long as you don't try to use your magic on me, I will not say anything! Agreed? <font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font> |
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Hey! I just found a Thermo-Nuclear-Hand-Grenade! ..and the instructions are really really simple..
Begin: Step 1) Hold the TNHG firmly in your hand. Step 2) Pull pin! End: Simple, so simple! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Number 3; THROW IT! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Number 4: Not up! At the enemy! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Number 5; or walk out side and open your hand! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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My race can outrun the bLast. So it would be best to throw it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Step 0) Make sure your affairs are in order.
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*Wanders into the cantina happily after a night with female rock stars. He passes the green guy who is asking strange and hard questions, and dodges the barbarian who carries the rusty (yet pointy) spear. He smiles at mac who is having the time of his life with the clone. Raging Deadstar walks up to the bar and helps himself to a nice ornage juice on macs tab (don't want to diminish his retirement fund) *
Step right up step right up, For a special sale price of 1500 minerals and access to your tab i will clone anyone you desire. Celebrities, That girl next door or even dead people (though my team of molerats arn't keen on graverobbing) and *points to primitive* yes we can genetically alter there bodies! Yes rags, Talena Atfiled is hot |
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Hearing RDs offer, primitive checks his financial situation.
Hmm, just 3000 Minerals. That could get me a large Kylie clone, and still leave me enough to pay my tab. primitive walks over to RD: Hey, gimme 2 of them Kylie's, and make em both 1M90 tall. |
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http://www.idleworm.com/nws/2002/11/iraq2.shtml
the easily offended should not view or view with caution |
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so thats what CIV4 is going to be!
too funny. thanks for putting that up tesco samoa. |
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Tesco:
Thanks for the link, twas great. Desdinova: I think it is supposed to be educational, not funny. |
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it probably was but i have had too much wine tonight and find most things funny right now.
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Sorry Desi, forgot it was Superbowl-sunday over there. Don't follow that over here.
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no, just enjoying a nice night of surfing the web and drinking fermented grapejuice.
edit. oh yeah and playing the game. [ January 27, 2003, 04:33: Message edited by: desdinova ] |
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Who is this bird from "Kittie" you are all ogling for Britain...
I saw possibly one of the silliest movies ever on Saturday night, anyone seen "Reign of Fire"?? |
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GT, I saw "Reign of Fire". Was interesting! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
David David Gervais; or 6)Place Thermo-Nuclear-Hand-Grenade in Nuclear Catapult Type III (which will launch any object at 1,000,000kph. With a 5 sec fuse, no prob!) push release lever! Then smile! Didn't think I would be making this list if all was not cover in my trusty little handbook. Did you? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font> |
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mlmbd, dare I ask how much a Nuclear Catapult Type III costs? I'm on a budget! lol
Cheers! |
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It could have been alot better then it was. It was too short and just too bland. |
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Rags, I agree, the trailer had a lot of potential (dragons, helicopters and bald men running around with axes) but the movie just lost it for me.
Can you tell me what the point of those blokes jumping out of helicopters were? I still couldn't work out what they were trying to do |
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I tried the whole capture with nets thing with my overweight maths teacher, didn't work though, in fact she capsized my desk while she was at it!
OK GT, Click Here for a picture of Talena Atfield, i know kylies more your type but me and rags have to admit she's pretty dam fine! |
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reign of fire was well worth the price i paid to see it. i won free tkts off the radio so it didnt cost me a thing. but i still enjoyed it.
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Mlmbd, if by "interesting", you mean total hogwash then I totally agree with you.
Nuclear Catapult Type III?? you damn north americans are so impractical, you always want sexy hi-tech equipment to play with and dont think how to solve the situation with the materials readily at hand... All you need to fire a thermonuclear hand grenade a "safe" distance is a "Y" shaped piece of wood (or table edge or hatstand) and a piece of knicker eLastic such as those normally found holding the reinforced super-strength gusset protectors worn by old ladies.... the tensile strength of said knicker eLastic is generally sufficient to launch large objects into orbit, let alone a nuclear hand grenade a few miles!! |
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I saw Reign of Fire a few months ago. It was OK. But it seemed rather unbelievable that a few guys armed with small weapons and explosives can defeat the dragons, when the dragons were strong enough to wipe out the entire military force of the whole world.
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Kamog, that is what I thought about the movie. It is a pity cos I really think Christian Bale is a great actor. Oh well, I missed the whole net thing with the paratroopers, they seemed to jump out purely to either hit the ground at speed or get scoffed by the dragon (yuk, I really dont like watching people get eaten)..
The kittie girl is quite cute, but personally, red-heads scare me |
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David Gervais,
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