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Rags walks into the Cantina and orders some lunch. A good old fashioned grilled cheeze sandwhich with some fries and to top it off, A brewski. Rags sits down at his usual booth and devours his meal. He of course didn't eat the parts that included puke. Rags gulps down the rest of his drink and pays his tab. He walks over to GT and says, "Wow, I didn't think you'd find Talena cute at all." Rags then walks back out of the Cantina and Boards his massive dreadnaught and flies off to his homeworld.

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Mlmbd, maybe I stand corrected by I always thought that chasing down old ladies was an excellent Saturday night tradition in Texas, along with boot throwing, cattle whomping and rubbing lard all over yourself.

Note to English people and other europeans planning to travel to the USA, avoid Texas at all costs, also avoid Cheyenne - Wyoming at all costs especially on Saturday nights as I have found, from painful personal experience, that pissing yourself laughing at everybody wearing lumberjack shirts, jeans, cowboy boots and stetsons on a Saturday night is a sure way to cause offence. Also suggesting that Shania Twain looks like she would provide a "tuppeny upright" is also guaranteed to have a cowboy boot land in your gob at a rapid rate of knots

[ January 28, 2003, 16:44: Message edited by: growltigger ]

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GT, <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I've never chased an old lady (a female over the age of 65) down, on any day. No self respecting Texan would ever throw his/her boots. Now you got me on the cattle whomping and the rubbing lard all over yourself! But they are not actully 'Saturday night traditions'! They apply 24/7/365!

Avoid Texas at all cost. I had no idea you hated an entire state!

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OK, fair comment mlmbd, I dont hate the whole state of Texas, just the bits with Texans in them http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif , I am more of a fan of New Mexico and Arizona I must admit

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GT, well I was born in 'Albuquerque, New Mexico'. I also like Arizona. 30 years ago I worked for Fred Harvey's in the 'Painted Desert' and the 'Grand Canyon'. Very beautiful country.

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Yeah, not a bad place. I like Santa Fe, really nice town. I also like Flagstaff, very strange place but kind of like some of the smaller towns you get in Scotland.

Still think Canada has the edge....

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">The Cities (DFW, San Antonio, Austin and Houston) are a little more civilized. they tend to have the usual misdeeds as other cities. Actually its the small town you have to watch out for, the smaller the town the more careful you need to be.
You never know completely for sure who is related to who or in what way. plus they have the strangest customs in some cases. but in defense if Texas i will say you can find a little bit of everything here.
the one thing i didnt like about living in San Antonio was to get anywhere out side of Texas (except to Mexico) you had to travel forever. Once you made it out of Texas your trip was half way over. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
edit> also if you dont like the weather give it 10mn and it will change.

edit2> next time Y'all mosey on down this way, stop in and sit a spell.

[ January 28, 2003, 19:25: Message edited by: desdinova ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Sometimes it's good to take off your shoe and throw it... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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George Bush is not anti-environment. He just love Texas so much, he wants the whole world to look like it.

Texas brings back very fond memories. the top two are "the day I got there" and "the 3 days I left"

Isn't that Cow tipping? not whomping

how do you tip a cow? give it a dollar.
*****************************
Walks over to the counter and tell the spinning person there "coffee, large and black". He tosses a $2 track coin on the counter, takes the cup of cold mud, and goes to a booth and sits down.

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Kamog, <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Your shoe's, OK! But not your Boots!

Gryphin, yes Sir. I worked at the Yavaphi Lodge and the El Tavor in the Grand Canyon. I was dinner cook at the El Tavor, and I ran the kitchen at the Yavaphi. Was there in the late 60's. You wintered at Fred Harvey's?

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[ January 29, 2003, 15:49: Message edited by: mlmbd ]

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Few things
mlmbd: Fred Harvy? really, I worked at the Grand Canyon from July 78 to April 79. I left just as they were laying the concrette for the McDonalds outside of the park.

GT: Um what is "tuppeny upright" ?
Next time you go to Texas, visit the land around El Paso, Auston or San Antonio.

"The sun has ris and the sun has set and I'm not outa Texas yet"
If the Devil owned both Texas and *ell he would live in Texas and rent out *ell."

At the battle of Sanjansento the heroic General Sam Houston captured the Mexican army that out numbered him 10 to 1. What they don't tell you is the Mexican army was taking a siesta at the time.

< Lived in Houston for about 5 years of my youth. My backyard was 20 square miles of forrest and overgrown farmland. >

[ January 29, 2003, 12:45: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

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Who is Kylie? Is she pretty?

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Kamog, "Kylie" is a reference to that delectable, petite, Australian chantruese "Kylie Minogue". A small antipodean singer who is the original chuckabout

Yes, she is very pretty, but possibly her greatest asset is her rump, which connossieurs in England consider should be declared an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty or which the more die-hard afficionados think should be declared a World Heritage Sight.

If I knew how to attach documents to this post, I would send you a copy of my screensaver

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh Yeah, she’s pretty.

She also has this “sex-kitten” image, which make us all believe she would be available (if we just met her).

And she’s very small, 1.53 (don’t know what that’s in feet and inches).

And she does some movements with her hip that would be really interesting to experience.

--- primitive dreams of the day RD delivers his pair of gigantic Kylies.

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She is also apparently extremely good at playing Scrabble. I would love the opportunity to play (with) her, as I would spend the whole time trying to get really rude and sexually explicit words on the triple score boxes and see how see reacts....

Anyway, Primitive, what do you mean that she has this "sex kitten" image which implies she would get off with us if she met us?? she is mine http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif when she sang "can't get you out of my head", she was singing about me, she just doesn't know it yet

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh, I’m sorry, I had no idea.
And the doctors are really nice guys Tigga, the needle won’t hurt you at all.
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If I had a broadband link I'd share with you all my extensive collection of Kylie videos in mpg format, including (but by no means limited to):
-The infamous lingerie advert ('nuff said)
-"Spinning around" (The one with the hotpants, oh yes)
-"Kylie & Robbie Williams: Kids" (Great if you can ignore him)
-"Kylie & Nick Cave: Where the Wild Roses Grow" - fairly sexy, in a necrotic kind of a way. I still can't watch it without thinking of the Shire Horses' Version.
-Her latest one (can't remember the name of the song) where there are about 6 kylies all dancing down the street together. That's enough for my imagination. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
-"Can't get you out of my head" with that... uhh... garment. You know, the one only held on by nipple-tape...

I might be persuaded to send out a few CDs with the above data on, if ppl speak to me nicely enough=-)

Oh, before you all start to accuse me of some kind of unhealthy fascination, I have dozens of music videos by other artists as well. It's not *all* Kylie.

Finally, I propose a new facility for the religious tech tree: The Kylie Shrine. Females worshipping at this shrine exhibit with miraculous arse-improvement effects, boosting happiness and reproduction system-wide.

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[quote]Originally posted by dogscoff:

Quote:

Finally, I propose a new facility for the religious tech tree: The Kylie Shrine. Females worshipping at this shrine exhibit with miraculous arse-improvement effects, boosting happiness and reproduction system-wide.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hey hey, where do I sign up the current Mrs GT for this one??

and Primitive, I dont think you have ever been the quarry in a GT inspired cantina chase. That remark will get you a leading role and no mistake

and Dogscoff, what does the current Mrs Dogscoff have to say about your unhealthy fascination with La Belle du Australie? I get slapped everytime I growl when Kylie is on TV

[ January 30, 2003, 11:13: Message edited by: growltigger ]

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Don't know who Kylie is? See what all the fuss is about!!

Lookie Here!

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ...and you're welcome for the link!

[ January 30, 2003, 11:26: Message edited by: David Gervais ]

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and Primitive, I dont think you have ever been the quarry in a GT inspired cantina chase. That remark will get you a leading role and no mistake
[/quote]

Cantina chase ?
Like in unprovoked and sadistic violence ?

No, it couldn’t be that, not in a nice place like the cantina.
Or could it ? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif

Well, Guess I find out soon enough.

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Primitive turns round at the sound of a hunting horn being blown for all its worth, the cantina kitchen doors burst open and there is an armour plated Barry the T-Rex, mounted by Growltigga, backed by the fierce thematic armies of Byzantine killer mongooses, a possee of FBW's, 12 Eminem clones holding chain saws, a passel of Hollywood B List celebrities, Lisa Kudrow, all band members from Madness, Earth Wind & Fire and The Goombay Dance Band and 60 fierce pen wielding lunatic auditors.......

Primitive, you have a 20 second head start, we suggest you run

Oh yeah, and when you click on David Gervais' link, then click on the Love Kylie link for a wonderful picture of what she looked like coming into my bedroom Last weekend (yes, I had been drinking)

[ January 30, 2003, 12:05: Message edited by: growltigger ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">mottlee puts foot out as they round to corner of the bar! (hehehe)

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So the dog and the cat together. Strange place this cantina.

primitive decides to call his own friends.
Oh wait, he doesn’t have any (probably that milk-money thingy).

Luckily he had chosen the lucky race trait before entering the cantina, and the mighty (but very badly designed) army of the carnivores start to disintegrate.

- Barry finds pieces of Puke on the floor and starts to nibble on that.
- The killer mongoose gets into a fight with 1500 shrimp micro-ninja.
- Seeing primitives masculine body, the FBW's loses all thoughts of violence and offer themselves up for fornication instead.
- The Eminem clones holding chain saws turn on their most hated adversaries, themselves/each other.
- The Hollywood B List celebrities see a blinking light bulb, and lines up hoping to get their picture taken.
- As always, Lisa Kudrow doesn’t have a clue of what’s going on.
- The 60 fierce pen wielding lunatic auditors, starts bothering all the other patrons in the cantina.
- The band members from Madness, Earth Wind & Fire and The Goombay Dance Band starts recording a new song: Our House is a Boogie Wonderland under the Sun Of Jamaica.
- That leaves only four knife-wielding teletubbies facing primitive.

Primitive picks up his small incinerator beam VI and shoot at the tubbies. They pop like popcorn, leaving more tasty titbits for Barry to eat.

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But Primitive completely forgets Growltigga and Dogscoff who dive on the hapless Norwegian and proceed to give him a bloody good kicking.

Afterwards, and after taking an arm and a leg each, GT and El Scoffo carry the prone Scandinavian to the cantina doors, out into the carpark and then finally throw him into the cesspit.

Gryphin, Kylie is mine and dont you forget it. She does not like facial hair on men

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Having thrown out (most of) primitive, Dogscoff debates whether to have his arm and leg mounted as trophies or whether to pass them onto the kitchen staff. The he has an even better idea and has them surgically grafted onto his own body. With three legs he can now kick 2 people in the arse at once without falling over, while simultaeously drinking, fondling an FBW and scratching his balls. Perfect.

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"Ha ha" yells GT, "that'll show Primitive for being derisory about Barry and the killer mongoose horde, that'll also learn him for having bad Eurovision song contest entries too"

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Dogscoff is busy inventing a new form of three handed juggling, involving 6 balls and an fbw with no bra.

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Hobbling back into the Cantina, primitive is truly disappointed. The stupendously legendary GT and the almost as legendary Dogscoff obviously wouldn’t waste their best shots on a mere newbie.

Well, there is always next time.

Primitive offers Growltigga and Dogscoff a drink on his Tab.

Dogscoff: You can keep the arm and the leg. The leg is very clumsy and suffers from very bad case of athlete’s foot (feet) . And to be honest, the arm is a wanker and you will have problems just scratching your balls with it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Newbie or not, you were a worthy opponent.

*D gratefully accepts a drink from Primitive.

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Enjoy the drink dogscoff.
Sorry I killed your four knife-wielding teletubbies. I send over some new ones for you to train.

By the way. How can tell when your teletubbies become mindless ?
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Growltigga enjoys his free drink from Primitive, "aah" says the heroic cat, "they just dont make wine like they did back in 1963, these 10,000 mineral bottles are rather nice".

You were a worthy opponent Primitive, much better than the usual riff rags we have in here. Still doesn't hide the fact though that Norway has had some appalling Eurovision song contest entries

Nil point anyone?

Hey Scoffo, we havn't had a battle for quite a few months, if I am going to be General Alexius Comnenus, General of the Byzantine Army, Slayer of the Turks, Conqueror of the Mongols, Vanquisher of the Golden Horde, Warlord of the East and Mr Numbnuts to you, who do you want to be this week?

As I recall, you were Genghis Scoff Last week.

[ January 30, 2003, 15:54: Message edited by: growltigger ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOL!

Primitive: To honour a heroic foe, I offer you a small tribute- your very own 300 foot long genetically enhaced giant battlesquid. They make fantastic bodyguards and even better seafood. Enjoy.

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GT:
You actually watch the Eurovision song contest ?
It takes a special kind of person to admit to such perversities.

And the Tab for the wine; No problema, that’s just 10 000 more kids without any milk-money.

Dogscoff:
Nice, a 300 foot long genetically enhaced giant battlesquid. I always wanted one of those.

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Primitive, yeah, sometimes I do watch the Eurovision song contest, it makes me laugh out loud to see some of the pap that people produce, and it is always a great opportunity to see a cross-dressing Israelis, Serbs or Turks.

You should try it, invite a few mates round, make sure you have loads of pizzas and tons of beer, and prepare to have hysterics at the entries.....

And as my tribute to a worthy foe and opponent, please feel free to borrow my Kylie clone for half and hour, just dont involve the squid

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I too confess to having watched Eurovision. It's great fun with a few beers and an international crowd of spectators.

I remember a few years ago convincing some visiting Canadian students that they really had to watch it, and that it was the surest way to understand the European mentality. The poor fools turned up with pens and papers, ready to take notes. Oh how we laughed...

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..I walk into the Cantina and notice a bit of clean-up going on in the background. hmm, guess I missed a bit of action! I walk up to the bar and tell Taz I'm in a great mood, so I'm buying a round for the house.

I'm moving into the 'Digital-age' on Monday (having Digital-Cable service installed and have pre-ordered the 'full' package.) I'm also buying a brand new 27" JVC TV to enjoy this new toy on! It's going to be a long weekend, I guess I'll have to watch a few DVD's to hold me over!

Cheers! all, Have a Great Day.

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*Raging Deadstar finally pulls up to the devastation that is the cantina. The byzantine hoards still have a certain dislike to rd after he played golf with a foot long baguette and some villager (abdul was it?). But they suddenly see the plus side of friendship when they see the genetically modified (extra hormones) female mongooses, sure they may have a night of fun but the cunning bit is the morning after and they are extremely moody! He wheels an extra large crate into the cantina and stops by the big norweigian who is varnishing his club.*

"Order for Mr Babarian? You would a Mr Primitive Barbarian wouldn't you http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif ? Right i have your two kylie clones here, you wanted them taller, hmm i'm sure you don't mind i extended their legs a bit, no i'm sure you don't. Ok sign here please!"

*Primitive gladly signs the contract and walks off with the two kylie minogue clones. RD smiles and buys a nice bottle of wine for his girlfriend on primitives tab http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif *

[ January 30, 2003, 19:06: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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primitive pays Mr. Deathstar with the Last of his money, and studies his pair of gigantic Kylie clones.
Even with the added bulk, RD had somehow managed to put them in the same size golden hotpants as the original Kylie.

That sight truly counts as one of the great wonders of the universe, and how they got into those pants must now be counted among the greatest mysteries of all time.

Thank You very much RD, this must be your finest work yet. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

primitive orders another round for everyone in the cantina and with the help of the Kylie clones and his giant squid he leaves the cantina to have his arm and his leg regrown.

Everyone is so preoccupied with watcing the golden hotpant show (Strange noices can even be heard from Dogscoff when he tries to control his extra arm), so nobody notices that primitive hasn't paid his Tab. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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*mlmbd offers Mr Primitive Barbarian a name and address to have his limbs replaced. Noticing RD's delivery of the Kyle clone's to Primitive. *mlmbd wonders if RD could clone...........naugh. Well, maybe he could. No, he probably can't! Sure wish he could though!*

GT, Dogscoff; I had no idea you would let Mr Primitive Barbarian off so easily. You guys must be getting 'old'! mlmbd mentions; smirking, chuckling to himself http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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"That sight truly counts as one of the great wonders of the universe, and how they got into those pants must now be counted among the greatest mysteries of all time."

Reminds me of a pickup line I heard once.
Guy- "Hey baby, those pants look super tight. How do you get into them?"
Lady- "Well, for starters you can buy me a drink." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ January 30, 2003, 21:10: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

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Primitive turns round at the sound of a hunting horn being blown for all its worth, the cantina kitchen doors burst open and there is Groltigga mounted on an extinct dinosaur, A pack of small rodents follows, then some scantly clad women, and then some has-been actors and musicians. Nothing to worry about.

Wait, behind them follows 60 fierce pen wielding lunatic auditors. This is truly a sight to fear. Had primitive had anything to audit he would have been nervous, but as he gets all his money from bullying milk-money from school-kids, he relaxes.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Right, the simple minded Norwegian has gone to far, Barry is certainly not extinct as you will find when he bites your damn leg off, the killer mongooses DO NOT LIKE being referred to as rodents, and as each of them is about 4 feet high, armoured plated to the hit, be-fanged, be-weaponed and mean to boot, it is now personal and you do not even want to know what the Goombay dance band can do to you with a set of cymbals!!

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*Dogscoff joins the chase at 'Tigga's side, his contribution to the pack consisting of 1500 shrimp micro-ninja and four knife-wielding teletubbies, the latter having been locked in a small room for months on end, tortured and subjected to endless slasher movies until they are all mindless, homicidal animals.

*Dipsy, barely constrained by his gimp suit and Dogscoff's cattle prod, snarls and slavers viciously in Primitive's direction.

[ January 30, 2003, 12:28: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

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Gentlemen, (and I use the term loosely, I'm sorry to inform you but Kylie Minogue" is alwready claimed by Pooh Star and by extension Me.
Maby someone can make a clone of her. Perhaps a FBW Kylie look a like clone?
Just an idea since she is alwready staying with Pooh Star and me.

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< Drats Double post >

[ January 30, 2003, 12:32: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

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Barry roars with rage, Growltigga borrows Primitive's rusty (yet pointy) spear, climbs on board Barry and blows his hunting horn, the Byzantine killer horde of killer mongooses (refreshed yet moddy after a night with the "girls") marshalls up behind GT, the FBW's grab frying pans and take their places, Lisa Kudrow tunes into reality long enough to get a set of nutcrackers, the Goombay Danceband (clutching bits of wood with 6 inch nails driven through them) form up, along with a screaming horde of very angry Bedouin and Berber camel riders, waving scimitars and screaming revenge for the bread orientated assualt on their freind, Abdul.... 1500 micro ninja shrimp swarm in on the flanks....

Growltigga directs Barry to stand over the cowering mlmbd. "Listen short stuff, Primitive showed elan and esprit de corps when pursued by the hunt, he was verily rewarded for such pluckiness (and also cos you have to be nice to Norwegians cos no-one else is)... you, on the other hand, are a nasty little north american who claims me and El Scoffo are getting old..... you have a ten second head start and this time, it is personal"

TALLLLLYYYYYYY HHHOOOOOOOO

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Mottlee:
I missed that you tripped Dogscoff during the chaos Yesterday.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I am truly grateful that you took my side against the frightful carnivores. May you be duly rewarded for your courage. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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Thanks for the info Primitive, I missed that too, Mottlee, you have a 10 second head start.... you better make it good

Growltigga blows his hunting horn again and the reinforcements arrive, vicious killer raccoons mounted on velociraptors led by a leather clad Kylie clone sweep into the fore to pursue Mottlee...

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Oh, HI all. *mlmbd reaches in his coat pocket and removes the explosives from the bomb he disarmed. I thought this pLastic might come in handy. Placing a bLasting cape with primer and a mercury switch (removed from his other pocket) pushes into the pLastic. 2 sec fuse, ought to do it. mlmbd then tosses the pLastic into the middle of the horde. *ducking behind a piller* counts, one......two..... the bLasts shakes the ground. He peers around the pillar to see; GT complete dismembered, the 'horde' strewn in pieces all the way to the front door of the 'Cantina', Barry in 6 different piesces he can see with everything else just pieces he can not quite make out. OPS, mlmbd murmers. Did I do all that?

as mlmbd again returns to his seat, he flings a card over to GT, that has the address of the Dr. he gave to primitive. | saying: GT, not all Yanks or Texans are stupid, Your Lordship!

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Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

The dismembered left arm of Growltigga presses the switch of the "5 second travel back in time" machine which GT, knowing that mlmbd would revert to type and blow everything up, sensibly held onto too.

The horde reappears and mlmbd craps himself as Barry grabs him and proceeds to shake him. The rest of the horde dive in and cartoon style, a whirlwind appears with bits of mlmbd appearing out of it every now and then, to be dragged backed into the kerfuffle by GT, Barry, killer mongooses, the Goombay danceband, arab warriors or on one humourous occassion, Lisa Kudrow.

The tumult subsides and mlmbd is left lieing in a bruised battered and bleeding heap, with a rusty (yet pointy) spear stuffed up his arse...

Remember the Alamo GT cries