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mlmbd, realizing that he travel back in time with everyone else reaches in he pockets and recreates the divice from just a few seconds earlier. tossing it at GT. *Splat* right onto the "5 second travel back in time" machine which GT has. One....Two....BLAM!! Again 'all' of GT's and himself are strewn all over the 'Cantina'. Along with 1000's of pieces from the "5 second travel back in time" machine.

I do Remember the Alamo says <font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font>

<font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font>

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But mlmbd is forgetful that the Great GT is protected by a powerful field which precludes any second attempt at time travel. THe bLast of fire indicating that this shield has worked confuses mlmbd, who thinks GT has disintegrated. He hasn't in fact he is behind mlmbd and is holding the dreaded red hot poker hand cannon...

A full magazine is fired, and mlmbd can be seen, eyes boggling, and steam coming out of his back passage, GT whistles and Barry, dressed up like a kicker from the Tampa Braves, comes charging up and boots mlmbd out through the roof of the cantina, and into the upper levels of the ionosphere

Hey everybody, shouts GT, look a shooting star

Awwww, ain't that sweet

mlmbd, remember george bush

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GT I'm sure you will be blase about th knowledge that we have given up on the killey chick.
We have decided to accept Shania Twain's offer to move in with us.

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*mlmbd just returns to his seat. He decides to just watch the chase of Mottlee by; the Byzantine killer horde of killer mongooses (refreshed yet moddy after a night with the "girls") marshalls up behind GT, the FBW's grab frying pans and take their places, Lisa Kudrow tunes into reality long enough to get a set of nutcrackers, the Goombay Danceband (clutching bits of wood with 6 inch nails driven through them) form up, along with a screaming horde of very angry Bedouin and Berber camel riders, waving scimitars and screaming revenge for the bread orientated assualt on their freind, Abdul.... 1500 micro ninja shrimp swarm in on the flanks....*

Ah..........

This ought to be interesting! *mlmbd thinks to himself*

<font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font>

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Eeh,
mlmbd
Check out GT’s previous post, you may not want to relax to much.

And thank you for the address, my new limbs are beautiful.

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Mlmbd, read further down old boy. Mottlee is being primarily pursued by the Kylie-led velociraptor horde, YOU are the target for the GT led slavering army of blood thirsty killer entities hot for your bloode...

prepare to be dismembered and in certain cases, eaten alive

TALLLLLYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I came back with you. So, it is not a second attempt!. But you make the rules, SO!

*mlmbd is very glad that he has airborne training. | mlmbd searches for the pack in front of him. OK! he says to himself. Pulls the cord! Puf, the parachute opens. He guides himself, landing in the 'Cantina' parking lot!*

*mlmbd, enters the 'Cantina'* GT, hey; that was a great fun, your Lordship! *mlmbd exclaims, smiling* You ought to submit that Euro Disney as a 'A' ticket ride! *mlmbd remarks*

GT, <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ah, go on. Thanks, but I'm not that famous! <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh, I do. Both of them!

<font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font>

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I have lurked long enough. Hello guys and every other being. It is nice to meet you, (I hope).
Does anyone sell a device to protect a girl from cartoon violence? I have my own devices to protect me from the denizens.

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Hey F Te antKe, I believe that people like GT and myself are quite the *cough* corteous gentlemen and will leave girls safe from cartoon violence. Of course watch out for that Ragnarok, yes he's a wiley/horny fellow and will try any old trick to get one up on a patron (Joking Rags http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif )

As for devices to deal with the other patrons i'd be quite interested to what these are, and are they as lethal as the red hot poker cannon wielded by Growltigga??

Also if your interested i offer a nice cloning service in which i abduct celebrities or just about anyone and clone them so you can use them for bodyguards, henchmen, love toys and anything else really! the cost is 2000 minerals and access to your tab, what do you say http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Wheres timstone at the moment, Last i heard rags scratched his ship with his keys http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif maybe he's getting a new paintjob?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hi.
Please stop by this poll and vote.
It's the first post in the thread.
Poll on the variety of SE4 players

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primitive enters the cantina together with his 2 gigantic Kylie clones after a long day of bullying milk-money from kids.
Looking like his old brutish self, except that his new arm and leg has a pinkish color, instead of his custumary gritty tan.

He sees a beautiful ( Egyptian ? Elfish ?) lady at the bar and walk over to her while the 2 gigantic Kylie-clones walks over to RDs table.

" Eeh lady."
" Yes." The stunning beauty looks coldly at the Barbarian.
" I hear you are interested in some protection."
" Maybe."
" Well, for just a tiny fee of a few thousand minerals a month, I can almost certainly guarantee that You will not experience what Mr. Deathstar is experiencing right now."

Over at RDs table, the 2 gigantic Kylie's are handeling out huge amounts of cartoon violence. Setting RD on fire, beating RD with with gigantic hammers, putting RD's fingers in the electrical outlet, and so on.

" But why are they doing that," asks the lady" Isn't RD their creator."
" He is, " answers the brute." But RD played a very cruel joke on them.
It's those golden hot-pants you see. They don't come off. When RD resized Kylie he also made the hot-pants an integrated part of the Kylie's bodies, and now they are terribly constipated."

"And you ?" The gorgeous lady ask the barbarian.
" I have to admit I was disappointed Last night, but the future is looking brighter by the minute."
primitive inces himself closer to the lady.
" Can I buy you a drink ?"

Meanwhile at RDs table.
His body caught in a gigantic mousetrap, and with smaller mousetraps on all his smaller appendixes, RD finally gives up and promises to fix the hot-pants problem free of charge.

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*Raging Deadstar picks himself up and decides that he must do what he has to do. He orders the two Kylie clones to follow him and he takes them back to his ship. Primitive watches outside as he can see the windows lighting up in RD's ship, large grinding and hammer noises can be heard and eventually when the suns gone down Raging Deadstar returns. Flanked by two Talena Atfield and Jytt Hyden Clones (dressed in short black dresses and carrying lethal looking staffs) the two kylie clones walk over to primitive and link their arms under his.*

Hmm must have been a design flaw, they are fixed and they also have some new tricks, let me demonstrate!

*Primitive eyes widen in anticipation when he is promptly thrown to the ground and held down by the two kylie clones. Also Primitives giant 300 foot long genetically enhaced giant battlesquid wlaks over and holds primitive down*

"Ahh you didn't read the contract, when signing you gave your battlesquid over to me! I increased Kylies strength as well Mr Primitive Barbarian, now lets see how you like my friends, how will i put it, newly aquired flexibility?"

*The two Klie clones, with the aid of the 300 foot long genetically enhaced giant battlesquid begin to put Primitive in yoga positions, the cracking and popping of Primitives bones and joints can be heard around the cantina, but primitive as a barbarian should, holds back his tears and screams*

"Now my norweigan friend, lets see how you enjoy my two bodyguards methods of protection!"

*Talena and Jytt pull out a jumpstart lead and a portable electric powered whisk. In a censored scene Jytt attaches the jumpstart leads to Primitives nipples and Knocks on the thermonuclear generator. Primitive is electrocuted but still he refuses to scream or cry. So RD pulls out his Last idea. As The battlesquid and Kylie hold down the barbarian so he is bending over Talena sticks the electric whisk where the sun don't shine and knocks it on. The resulting scream can be heard around the surrounding area and Primitive shakes violently and cries. Seeing this Raging Deadstar lets primitive go and orders the two Kylie clones to take him upstairs and show him a good time. They carry the defeated Barbarian up the stairs along with some massage oil and some ointment for his behind*

Now go and "test drive" the new kylie clones out Primitive, and remember. "You must go and train with a wise master, paint a fence!"

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primitive,

1) Don't decide what I am going to do
Correcting History > Barely glances at this thing
2) Don't speak for me, I have a voice and a superb vocabulary.
Correcting History >
"Eeh lady"
Actual Response > Total silence
" I hear you are interested in some protection."
More silence
" Well, for just a tiny fee of a few thousand minerals a month, I can almost certainly guarantee that You will not experience what Mr. Deathstar is experiencing right now."
Response > Disdainful bemused look,
Are you threatening me? Is that an ultimatum? If so it is a decidedly serious miscalculation.
" But why are they doing that," asks the lady" Isn't RD their creator."
Correcting history >
Actual Response > Total silence.
"primitive inces himself closer to the lady."
As you move closer a stiletto appears out of no where and is pointed at your heart.
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." True, but their pelts sell for a good price on a certain planet. Are you a weasel?
Looks up briefly as primitive is dragged away. Too bad, I was just getting to like him.
primitive, come on over and have a seat when you are done. I'm sure we will get along just fine.
I'll buy my own drink thanks.

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*Raging Deadstar walks back in after giving Primitive a good old english beating. He walks over to the bar and orders himself a fizzy orange juice, being as he is a non-alcholic ( http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Gasp!) He also buys himself a brewski and pours it into a vial to feed his plants with, the plants he some day thought he would unleash on a handful of the government. He then notices a young woman by the bar, the likes of which hasn't happened since, well ever! Taking note from Primitives advances RD Smiles to himself and opens his mouth!*

"That was great how you handled Primitive. I laughed quite hard there. You said you've been lurking, how long for? Oh if you havn't been here often heres a card..."

*Raging Deadstar is promptly slammed against the bar with a stilleto aimed at his throat*

"(Choking sound)No I'm not trying to....chat you..up! Look on...the....back!(Yet more choking noises)"

*The young lady, or F Te antKe if she prefers turns the card over and reads it*

Rules Of the Cantina
1. Buy drinks on anyones but your tab
2. Insult Growltigga and prepare for a chase
3. Watch out for gryphin aka the Boston Sex fiend
4. For free Avatars, ask David Gervais
5. Cloaking Devices don't work in the Cantina
6. Don't say Onions, Carrots, in fact just don't mention vegetables
7. Cartoon Violence is a must
8. Don't play golf with flaming baguettes with abdul the villager (i'm guilty of this one)

"Theres plenty more but i can't remember them! Oh for the hilarious way you dealt with primitive i offer you a free clone of your choice. Anyone in the world and he/she/it is yours."

*Raging Deadstar waves good bye nursing his throat and heads for his dreadnought, there were some members of his molerat army that needed training*

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Primitive comes downstairs again after some hours absence. He has left the 2 Kylie clones and the battlesquid to sleep off their exhaustion.

This must be the best day of his life. RDs unorthodox treatment has cured his long-term backproblem, and the Kylies had been fantastic.

He only has one slight problem, his memory of his conversation with the beautiful lady is somewhat blury. There seems to be 2 Versions of their conversation (Could someone have used a temporal shifter on him?).

Never one to give up easy, primitive walks over to the Lady's table. The quick draw of a stilletto, makes it clear once and for all which Version of the conversation that's for real.

Well, at least I don't have to buy her drinks.

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Hey primitive, glad to see your in order, though how an electric whisk up the rear back passage cures back pains i don't know! Lol

Buy a drink on my tab, but no expensive bottles of champagne please, i'm not falling for that trick again!

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..I walk into the Cantina and sit at my usual table next to the fake window with the fake rain that gently splashes on the glass creating a soothing sound. I quickly order an Ameretto di Sarono on the rocks and give the Kylie Clone waitress a generous tip... "Be careful, the full moon is fast approaching!"..

I notice a new face in the crowd, I believe I heard someone whisper her name.. 'F Te antKe' I raise my glass and nod in her direction thinking.. {..a woman who can hold her own in here and with an extensive vocabulary to boot!.. I like her already!}

I hand one of the Kylie clone waitresses a note to give to her.. it simply says.."Hi, if you'd like a nice new avatar pic, feel free to browse my emporium or put in a request. Cheers!"

..I lean back and relaxe my eyes exhale long and deeply and let the tension from a tiring day seep away.

Cheers!

[ February 02, 2003, 20:59: Message edited by: David Gervais ]

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Primitive,
Please come on over and have a seat. I like the way you take a beating. It is very impressive. Don’t mind the stiletto. It won’t hurt you.
Takes the card from RD as he is slammed against the bar by an invisible force and a stiletto appears suddenly floating a millimeter from his throat. This is one weird place. Needless to say that is not something I did. No one here will ever post what I will do after I made it very clear to primitive,
“1) Don't decide what I am going to do”.

Thanks for the card RD. I had pretty much picked up on the “Rules of Engagement” for the Cantina.
About #3. Why?
As for number #7, It may be a must for you macho testosterone driven guys. You may ask primitive. My stiletto speaks for me.
No need to hurry off. Please have a seat.

Accepts the note from the Kylie clone waitresses > A lingering calculating gaze assesses the gentleman near the phau window > Inverts the note > Taking out the stiletto > Writes “Thank you for the generous offer. Please feel free to join me at this table. I won’t let these other entities interfere in your relaxation”.

Sends the note back to its origins and Orders a dry chardoney from Earth circa 1992 from the Kylie clone waitresses

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..after reading the note from FTeK I open up my portable portfolio and do a quick scan.. Satisfied with the results, I walk over to her table. "Hi TeK, it's good to meet you. Do you mind if I call you TeK?" while waiting for a response, I activate my portfolio and slide it over for inspection..

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http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1042544770.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1042389371.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1041080604.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1040132512.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1040132533.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1040043313.gif

..these are the results of a quick scan of my avatar portfolio, if you see one you like just feel free to use it. (fyi the links above the pictures are in the same order that they are displayed below!) Perhaps you have a suggestion for a custom avatar? I'm usually pretty quick on the draw and get requests done in a matter of hours (minutes if I happen to be Online when you make the request!) "Can I buy you a drink? Or have you had your fill for the day?" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

..I lean back in my chair,relax, and slip back into 'lurk mode'.. giving you a chance to browse the portfolio..

[ February 03, 2003, 02:20: Message edited by: David Gervais ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Gryphin, that don't impress me much..

Hey everybody, there is some new blart in the cantina. Thank god for the fairer sex, an old misogynistic feline like myself was getting a bit tired at gazing at the rest of your faces....

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..while I was in here yesterday I took some pics of the 'different' waitresses..

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1044291021.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1044291035.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1044291050.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1044291063.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1044291111.gif

.. now I forget which one served me? hmmm I guess I'll have to tip them all!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Now that is the sort of quintiple vision I want when drunk

Nice one Mr Gervais

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Mr. Gervais,
You may call me anything you like. Thank you for the offer to purchase my drink. I’ll buy my own thanks. > Hands a card with a complex string of Earth Standard chemical symbols on it to a passing FBW and asks that it be delivered in a stainless steel carafe >
As for the avatar, thank you again. While you currently perceive me as an Earth Standard Attractive female where I come from gender as you know it does not exist. The form I have now would be found only in the monster section of young one’s book.
At your leisure if you could be so kind, I would be delighted to if you could come up with a “non corporeal” image. You know how they do that shimmer thing with transporters in that Earth movie Star Trek?

mlmbd,
No need to be so formal. a simple "Hello" is quite suffiicent. Quite a cute custom buying drinks for other people. I'm sure it has nothing to do with any aspirations on anyones part/s. Certainly I hope non of you have asperations on any of my parts.

Growltigger,
Please, do have a seat, there is plenty of room here. Could you ask one of the FBW’s to bring a rag over to clean up the slobber?
I promise if you don’t offer to buy me a drink I won’t show you “Happenstance” my stiletto.

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Hello TeK, I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long. Here are a couple of 'non-corporeal' avatar images I created for you. Let me know what you think.

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http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1044299909.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1044299924.gif

Cheers!

P.S. please call me David, "Mr. Gervais" makes me feel old for some reason! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ February 03, 2003, 19:28: Message edited by: David Gervais ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well well well, my nickname just happens to be Rags. I'll get that mess cleaned up for you right away. Nice stiletto you got there. I wouldn't want to tick him off in any way.
*Rags finishes cleaning up the mess and continues the conversation*
Now that I got this mess cleaned up. Let me buy... I mean, welcome to the Cantina. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Primitive is watching the mysterious lady from across the room. She looks different now, sort of shimmering. Must be some sort of advanced technology involved here.

Just looking at her stir up all types of unusual emotions:
- He loves the way she handles herself, her sharp tounge and the quick draw of the stiletto.
- And the fact that she buys her own drinks.
- And the feeling he gets from seeing the other patrons of the cantina drooling over her, it's that jalousy.
- And the “don’t tell me what to say” attitude clearly reminds primitive of his ex-wife.
- But “use finesse not force”, that's just plain stupid.
- And what is this beating she’s talking about ? It was clearly a draw.

primitives stomach is all queasy.
Could this be true love at Last , or had there been pieces of Puke in the food he’s been eating ?

To much brooding gives primitive a headache, so he picks up his rusty (yet pointy) spear and goes for his round of milk-money collecting. Today he is doing the kinder gardens.

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Sex Fiend? Why thank you.

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Sure David,
Waiting? you are doing something for me. And you did it very well. I like how the image seems to undulate. They will be jealous back home.
As for your age, well don't feel bad. I came to be while this galaxy was still a glimmer in The One's eye.

Ragamuffin dear, you are ever so kind but you missed a spot, > points to microscopic molecules of saliva with Happenstance. Tapps the table impatiently. Thank you deary for the welcome and you caught yourself in mid sentence that is just so adorable. You learn fast, do pull up a stool when you are done.

Oh primi babes, yes you with the rusty pointy thing, (you do know how to use that don't you?), you can leave the kinder kids alone today. Here is little gift from me to you. > Thumbs / Signs over a card with enough credits on it to Last him a year if he is moderate.

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HEY! HEY! fresh....oops new blood http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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The nation of Iraq is up for bid on ebay
< caution there may be pop ups >
http://www.idg.net/go.cgi?id=783889

[ February 03, 2003, 15:05: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

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Well, I like to think I learn quick.
*Rags pulls out a handy wipe and finishes cleaning up the mess.*
Is that better?
*Rags dismisses himself to take care of a few matters. Once he is finished he walks back up to the table that TeK is sitting at. He pulls himself up a stool and orders a double shot of Taluskian Whiskey to help calm the food down that he ate but a few hours ago.
So TeK, what brings you to this part of the galaxy?

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*mlmbd notices a gathering over at one of the tables* He walks over to see just what all the comotion is. Ah, no wonder everyone in the place is standing around, drooling all over themselves. A female. A quite attractive female. He also notices the stiletto. A very attractive female, that knows how to take care of herself. Even more interesting. Now that might be worth droling over! *mlmbd thinks to himself, but thinks better of it*

F Te antKe; Hello, your Highness! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is 'mlmbd'. Very glad to make your acquaintance. If you would like a drink, please feel free to put it on my tab. If you wish! *mlmbd bows his head, and walks over to the bar to order a Guiness Stout from Taz. That is indeed one exciting lady, he thinks to himself!

<font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font>

[ February 03, 2003, 13:00: Message edited by: mlmbd ]

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What brought me here? You decide >
One > I heard about you guys via the intra - galactic light beam > could not believe it > came to take a look for myself.
Two > I made an *** of myself > decided to take a long vacation > may never go back.
Three > I heard about your charms > thought I would come see for myself
Lazily flips Happenstance up in the air and catches Him while watching the new meat walk in the door.
Four > Ended up on the wrong arm of the law > had to run for it
Five > Was transporting “stuff” for certain “entities” > was intercepted > had to unload the cargo in space > said entities are looking for me.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

gee TeK, I thought that you came because my reputation for creating Avatars piqued your curiosity! oops, sorry, my ego is suffering delusions of grandeur again! But seroiusly I was hoping that the outer rim of the galaxy would have caught wind of me by now. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

BTW: I like your choice for the avatar, I added the translucent eye on a second pass because I thought it invoked both a sureal and non-corporeal feel. I must say it looks good on you.

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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Well well TeK, I must say that you are obviously one bad girl/or whatever specie you are on your homeworld. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
*Rags takes a sip of his drink.*
It also sounds like you lead a very interesting life style. I must say though, you picked one of the hottest spots in the galaxy. It's no wonder that you heard about this place from your side of the universe.
Well I must say that I hate to end this wonderful conversation we've had. Not much of one but it has been fun. I must be going now. We'll catch ya on the flip side.
*Rags stands up and nods his head towards the young lady. He turns around and walks out the Cantina and Boards his massive dreadnaught. He engages the engines and flies off at ludicris speeds.

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Typical North Americans, show them an ameniable girl and they are suddenly "over there", "over sexed" and "overpaid"...

Hey everybody, check out Mr Gervais and Rags drooling over this new lass... laugh? my socks are getting wet again!

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hmm, it sounds like Gt might be a wee bit jealous. (I'd be careful if I were you Gt, Jealousy is born from 'posessive ownership' and that is bad place to go!) As for drooling, I suffer constant dry-mouth, so that is highly unlikely! ..and you forget my goal in this forum is to invade it with my army of avatars, the fact that you are immune to my avatar influence doesn't mean I'm gonna abandon my invasion! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Cheers!

p.s. in fact I think I feel a minor flood of avatars comming soon. I have to keep the flow going or the invasion will come to an abrupt stop, and we wouldn't want that would we? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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Eyes the Fancy > Flaudulent > Fearless > Foolish > Fantastic > Fallacious > Factoid Full > pant wetting > Feline
Hello big fella, come on over and pull up a seat after you change.
Is that a baseball bat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Gryphin
She sounds like a smart woman but I’m safe. I won’t tell if you don’t. You aren’t one of them kitty whipped types are you?

Mlmbd,
Polite as you are they is no need to be loquacious. Please do come over an kneel if you would be more comfortable. > Drops a cushion on the floor

Ragamuffin deary, must you go so soon and so quickly? Was it something I said? > Gazes after the departing figure.

David I received an transmission from the folks back home. They are going to be putting your Avatars in a special museum so everyone can see them. You will become famous in more than one galaxy. Who knows, you might even be hired.

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FT, hullo darling, that isn't a baseball bat in my pocket, it is a cricket bat, not quite as long but a lot more girth http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Apologies about the wet fur but you know these north american men just make me laugh with their chat-up techniques..

You need a nice European to show you a bit of savoire faire, va va voom and perhaps, if you are lucky, a bit of je ne se qua!

What does flaudulent mean anyhow?

[ February 04, 2003, 14:42: Message edited by: growltigger ]

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Primitive refuses the gift of the credits. Collecting milk-money is his second most favoured past-time. Leaving the cantina he can be heard mumbling: Moderate, moderate, suggesting primitive be moderate, no-never-nope won’t ever happen, not moderate,……

GT:
It’s clearly a typo. Prolly means flatulent.

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GrowlTigga you are so eloquent. It means “full of hot air” in our communications medium. It just does not translate well into this one.

Baseball or cricket, as you know size does not matter. Why do you keep it in your pocket? That seems to be a strange custom. It is never necessary to apologize to me. I believe some of the chat ups are from Scandinavia? Is that not part of Europe? I am always lucky. I keep in mind that luck can be good or bad.

Primy babes, Happy Hunting but please don’t hurt them.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">first I posted this in my avatar thread..

just in case Growltigga drops by due to his curiosity being peaked..

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Not much work here, GrowlTigga, your current avatar already looked great!

Cheers!

..then I posted this here (back on page 22+-)..

Growltigga, I found these photos in the universal archives under the heading "Leader of Legions".. Is this per chance You?

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I'm not sure but I think they might be twins! The thought of two of you is enough to spark fear throughout the realms. It would also explain how you often appear to be in two places at once!

Note: I would usually post this sort of thing in my avatar thread, but felt that the fellow patrons of the Cantina should be made aware of my discovery and it's implications!

Cheers!

..and just now I scanned back in my avatar thread and found these as yet unclaimed pics..

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http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1039305855.jpg http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1039305869.jpg http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1039305890.jpg

So what were you drinking on those days? lol

Cheers!

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Everyone in the Cantina are happily enjoying their respective meals and/or drinks when suddenly the Cantina begins to shake. As everyone gets up to look out into the parking lot they see a massive dreadnaught landing in the parking lotn. There is something different about this dreadnaught, something that no one can figure out. But then finally someone points out that this dreadnaught is much shinier, with a few extra weapons mounts and obviously a couple more engines for that extra get-away speed. All the patrons of the Cantina are still looking at the dreadnaught with inspired awe, never before have they seen such a awe imspiring ship in the lot.

After everyone stops drooling over the new ship they begin to wonder whos it is. So they wait a few more moments and the lift from underneath the ship begins to lower itself. After the smoke clears they see a tall figure walking towards the Cantina. As the figure comes closer they realize that it is Rags. Everyone sighs and mumbles to themselves something that cannot be repeated. They were hoping for someone more famous.

Rags opens the Cantina doors and steps inside. Before they door closer though he turns around and extends his arm towards the ship. He then presses a button and a beeping noise goes off indicating a alarm system for the ship. Rags then turns back to the Cantina and looks around the room, he notices alot more activity here ever since TeK came around.

Rags walks up to the bar and orders some food, he tells them he will be at his normal booth and says to bring the food whenever it is ready. Rags walks over to his booth and sits down. He slides into the corner of the booth and pulls out a instruction manual for the new ship. "How do I get those stupid headlights to work on this thing?" Rags mumbles to himself. He soon found his answer and put away the book. His food finally came around to his table and he proceeded to eat it. Once he was finished he scanned the room once more and noticed TeK looking at him. Rags put away his belongings and stepped over to TeKs table and said, "About the other night, it wasn't anything you said, I just had some...business...to take care of. If you look outside you can see what that business was. My old ship was getting beat up from all the action it has seen over the years. So I thought it was time for a new ship. And I found dandy. I name this dreadnaught the 'Naughtica, I think it was a fitting name, no?"
Rags feeling a little jetlagged from the long journey he just had to inbark on to get his new toy. He stands up once more and slides back into his booth and falls asleep.

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F Te antKe, I have just spent a bit of time in the 'Archives of Lore' (the deeper most recesses of my inner neurons!) and found some interesting simularities between you and a local legend.

..the legend of Fa Tai Antkee "The Lady of Light" a non-corporeal being that is said to have visited our humble planet in times past. The records often refer to her as "Lady Aurora" it is also said that she liked to walk among the people and give them guidance. When she was among the people she used the name "Dawn" and explained that this was the closest translation to her real name.

I always find it strange when I find obscure references and they seem to 'fit' a current situation! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Even if the references only exist in my mind! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Cheers!

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GrowlTigga you are so eloquent. It means “full of hot air” in our communications medium.

Oh, you mean "flatulent", I am not sure I like being referred to as full of hot air, I agree that I am prone to sophist guile, intellectual debate, conformist diatribe and occassional bouts of tyranny and extreme violence, but I am a lawyer and these just reflect my inner nature

Baseball or cricket, as you know size does not matter. Why do you keep it in your pocket?

I keep a cricket bat in my pocket just in case I need to assault Rags for any reason. GT takes out cricket bat and proceeds to ding Rags extremely hard round the head with it.

Scandinavia? Is that not part of Europe?

Technically yes, but only in the same way that England is part of Europe and many English would be offended to be called European. Me, I am a global denizen and proud of it to boot

I am always lucky. I keep in mind that luck can be good or bad.

Fair comment, I am kind of the same, when I am good I am damn good, when I am bad, I am even better

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*A battleship slowly enters the planets orbit. As it leaves the vacumn of space a rumbling riff begins to shake the entire vicinity. After a few seconds the large speakers on the battleship bursts into Kittie "What i Always wanted!" and proceed to give the surrounding area a bLast of good old metal music. The battleship now streams towards the cantina. Its black paintwork shines along with the pruple flame motif along the back half of the ship. The inertia dampners kick in and the ship pulls into the spare parking place. Alongside sits a brand new dreadnought, shining in the sunlight. Raging Deadstar clambers down from his ship and wanders over to barry the t-rex and parking valet, tips him and watches as barry proceeds to cock his leg on the side of the brand new dreadnought, with enough toxic potency to strip the brand new paintjob. RD walks into the cantina accompanied by his Talena Atfield clone bodyguard and some of his molerat army. Dressed in a black mesh top and bondage jeans he walks towards the bar and orders a nice orange juice and walks over to Ragnarok*

"Hey 'Ragamuffin' hows you? And you F Te antKe, i'm quite impressed, you got away with insulting the flatulant feline, of course we all know now that ragamuffin here is going to be chased on your behalf"

*The Horns sound in the distance and the byzantine hoards in the kitchen begin to assemble...*

If i were you rags i'd run from Growltigga before you feel the wrath of the red hot poker cannon

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Rags hears a god awful screeching noise coming from outside. He right away thinks, "Oh no! Not the paint job!" He gets up and rushes outside to find Barry just totally destroying his new ship and the paint job that came with it.
Rags walks up to Barry and scolds him for what he has done. He then asks who had him do it. Barry tells him that RD tipped him a good amount in order to bash the ship.
"I see," said Rags once he found out who did it. Rags then peeked in the Cantina window only to see RD inside sipping on his orange juice and seemingly having a grand ole time.
Rags thinks to himself, 'you'll pay for this RD, you'll pay...' Rags evily smiles to himself as he thinks of a plan.
Rags tips Barry even more then RD tipped him and Barry busts open the hood of RDs battleship. Rags peers inside to find exactly what he wants to see.
Rags fiddles with a few wires here and a few wires there. He puts some explosives and other items under the hood and hooks them up to the starter. When he is finished he shuts the hood. Rags puts some molerat poisen in the food canister that read 'food for molerats'.
He then walks back inside and sits back down at his booth. A evil grin crosses his face as he looks at RD. RD cannot help but wonder if good ole Rags is up to something.
Rags finishes his drink as he dozes back to sleep in his booth.
RD finishes up his drink and he walks back outside with his army of molerats and his Telena clone. He Boards his ship and starts it. RD is suprised that nothing has happened by now but he must think that Rags is not out for revenge after all. He begins to pull out but as he reaches 100 feet in altitute the ship lags real bad and all of a sudden the bottom of the ship is puller off the hull. Rags is inside the Cantina laughing his butt off when he sees this happen. Rags then begins the countdown.
"5...4...3...2...1..." just then a huge explosion is heard throughout the Cantina and surrounding areas. Rags looks outside once more to find RDs engine blown out of the ships hull. RD hasn't looked down yet so the ship is still staying in the air. (Cartoon rules) RDs makes the mistake of looking down and the rest of the ship falls to the surface. Rags walks out of the Cantina to meet a burnt RD who is still sitting in what is left of the Captains chair. Rags greets him and says, "What happened here RD? It looks like someone messed with your Battle cruiser. I guess you'll have to take that to get repaired eh?"

Rags continues to laugh as he Boards his ship and flies off.

[ February 04, 2003, 19:21: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

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..I'm always amazed at the serinity of the view when I make the trip from my universe to the Cantina.. During my Last trip here, I turned on the external cams on my ship and made a short clip.. (I then converted this clip into an avatar!) as a result I can show you the thought prevoking yet serine view of my voyage in.

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Now you know why I can be a bit wacky from time to time. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Cheers!

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Da*n FINE WORK!!!! (wish I could do that http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif )

[ February 04, 2003, 20:21: Message edited by: mottlee ]

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F Te antKe, <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">in your 'Dreams', perhaps! I am disapointed that you find my linguistic form excessive/offencive. I do have a cure for the problem. I will cease and desist any further communications with you!

Enjoy, the 'Cantina'; "Your Highness!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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