Re: OT: I\'m a Proud Owner (Father?)
 

Alneyan, if you want to roleplay, it's best not to keep changing your facts. That's just annoying and disolves into repititous 'I got a gun that can shoot through everything!' 'Well, I got a shield that can shoot through everything!'

Re: OT: I\'m a Proud Owner (Father?)
 

There has been no fact changed. Granted, you will have to take my word, unless the forum keeps logs and you can check if a post has been edited in a given time window (I could have unchecked "Mark post as edited", hence the insufficiency of this check).

Re: OT: I\'m a Proud Owner (Father?)
 

I'm serious here. It's just annoying.

Re: OT: I\'m a Proud Owner (Father?)
 

Erh... Well... Let's just say I had forgotten about that part. If I wanted to nitpick, I would say you needed a few seconds to take down "Star Destroyer 0" before the six other ones, but your point stands.

I will blame that matter on... on DST, or perhaps on our Calendar, since it is slightly late with every passing year. But back to our regularly-scheduled programme. What was this programme about by the way?

Re: OT: I\'m a Proud Owner (Father?)
 

* With a fizzle, the cloaking system of the NSN Murphy's Law, well, fizzles.

Re: OT: I\'m a Proud Owner (Father?)
 

And you're not even going to shoot at it?

Re: OT: I\'m a Proud Owner (Father?)
 

I have given up my aggressive and cunning ways Narf. Therefore, I cannot use this opportunity to bring down your vessel. You should ask RD instead, unless the "Peace Loving Random Hugging and Kissing" movement has affected him as well.

*While saying so, an odd frigate heads straight from the Dreadnought, filled with boarding parties and a traction beam to bring the ship back to Earth*

Re: OT: I\'m a Proud Owner (Father?)
 

*Narf aims his spacesuit towards his ship. That maniac was trying to land a planet-sized ship on a planet!*

* It's size is why it's called the NSN Murphy's Law. If most of it didn't work, it would be rediculous.

Re: OT: I\'m a Proud Owner (Father?)
 

NSN Murphy's Law, you are ordered to fire at the incoming spacesuit with all your turrets/beams/weapons/cannons/nasty things. If no weaponry can target the bogey, then simply engage maximum thrust and run like the winds. If you cannot outrun the incoming threat, simply stop and trigger a depressurisation as soon as the spacesuit enters the vessel.

If none of the above applies, please destroy all your engines, and scuttle yourself if applicable. Help is on the way, but you need to hold the invader at bay for an undetermined amount of time. One millenium should do the trick really. Reinforcements are still a long way off, so we need you to survive until then.

Oh, and do your best to escape Earth's gravitational pull. I thought the "planet-sized ship" part was just an ad catchphrase. Of course, it might have worked if you, my trusty ship, had just barely touched Earth, but I am reluctant to try this kind of stunt while I am still on the said planet.