Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

Wipes the pizza from my face
Drops it in macs beer
Takes the tribble wing lodged in my muustache and ueses it to prop macs mouth open.
Pours a secrete, "Fire that burs for 50 years sause" donwn his throat.

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

Wahey, this is brilliant. We have had the new Cantina open for all of 30 seconds and Gryphin is already enacting cartoon violence on Mac.

Growltigga pulls out his trusty cricket bat and proceeds to ding RD across the head as hard as possible.... whilst the wretched metalhead is staggering, GT borrows a couple of cymbals from the oompah band and whams them across RD's kopf too BOINNNNGGGGGGGGGG

See Mac in the corner, GT pulls out his trusty red hot poker handcannon (ooh I missed that) and proceeds to shoots a bolt up the old chap's backside... sizzle sizzle sizzle.....

Yipeee BAARRRRR FIGGGGHHHHTTTTTT

The kitchen doors open and a horde of diminutive cowboys come charging out to join into the fray

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

Mac turns to the side, takes out his new Deridium metal pants insert, guarenteed to stop any and all fire poker brand type weapons http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif , looks over and turns to the Gryphin and the chess board, sure Gryph I'm for a game, But wait a second, Mac then disconnects his colostomy bag which received all of the Gryphins firey concoctions, looks around, locates the GT evil Twin, who is disguised as the beloved old Gt, and lets fly, splat, dripppppp dripp, all down the front of the frizzy felines contour... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Thought you could fool and old fool did ya you varmint, how dare you impersonate the real GT... now everyone will be able to locate and dicipher which one you really are, sniff sniff, sshheeeesh,, http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
Mac turns back to the chess board, Pawn to K2, Mac orders brewskis for him and the Gryph from one of his Liz Hurl Clones.....

just some ideas Mac

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

KxP - Knight Takes Pawn
GxP - Gryphin Takes gulP
GxP - Growltigga Takes Phool

[ July 04, 2003, 03:51: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Miss Loken? Kristanna? The beautiful, beautiful T-X? She is the BEST! Incredibly strong, brilliantly smart, radiant smile, charming voice, stunningly beautiful... I'm going to go see Terminator 3 as many times as I can, just to see her.

How much for the pictures? I'll take them all!

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

One wall of the Cantina suddenly explodes, the explosion triggering frenzied punk music. As the dust settles, an impressive figure can be seen in the ex-wall's space, backlit by ultra-high-intensity floodlights. It's dogscoff (of course) and he's looking pissed off.

"You had a Viking bar fight without ME?!?!?"

the enraged dogscoff wields some kind of new weapon. He fires off a few rounds to demonstrate it's capabilities. Processed meat flies liberally around around from the muzzle of dogscoff's patented Spam Cannon tm.

*Splat* A lump of Spam hits Raging Deadstar in the face, and RD is immediately overcome by an urge to give his bank details to the son of an ex-president of Nigeria.

*Splotch* Mac takes a faceful of processed meat and feels strangely compelled to boost his e-business' turnover by purchasing a database of over a million targetted email addresses.

*Splunge* GT is struck by the flying foodstuff and is overwhelmed by his desire to acquire non-prescription viagra at wholesale prices. Nothing new there then.

As dogscoff's Big Entrance Cleanup Crew repair the structural damage to the building, the man himself takes a seat and orders a cold pint of Hoegaarden.

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Miss Loken? Kristanna? The beautiful, beautiful T-X? She is the BEST! Incredibly strong, brilliantly smart, radiant smile, charming voice, stunningly beautiful... I'm going to go see Terminator 3 as many times as I can, just to see her.

How much for the pictures? I'll take them all!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yup, that's her. And legs for a mile! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif She's almost 6'0" without shoes on! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
Speaking of her...Where did she run off to? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif She was with me before RD sent me back to that Viking fight.

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

My, my, this place is rapidly deteriorating.... just like the old place. I like it. Yeah!
Oh, RD, you can borrow my TTG whenever you need it. It might create some comical encounters. As long as you return it in tiptop shape. If not, I personally bring you to the pits of Hell and leave you there in the capable hands of Mrs. Bucket (or should I say Mrs. Bouquet?).

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I've tired leaving RD in the pits of hell but it didn't work. His GF is part time owner down there. Or at least she was according to RD whenever I Last threw him down there. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Re: Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
 

Hey be thankful i had the decency to attempt to rescue you Last time! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif And didn't I rescue you from their Eventually? My girlfriend can be extremely witty and evil when it comes to punishments, so unless rags wants your lovesacks to be dripped in oil, set on fire and then prodded with a cattle prod before being castrated and disposed to a scottish butcher i'd be careful!

*Raging Deadstar thanks to the viking horde has no urge whatsoever to give away his account details. However he has an extreme urge to run for his life! Luckily the vikings see Rollo's amazing display of "cowboy handling" and rush to his service, after all Last time i checked Ragnarok was at the bottom of the KOTH Tournament http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif *

*Raging Deadstar then turns his attention to Ragnarok. Setting the Time Travelling Gearbox for one way he smiles as it trnasports Ragnarok back to Medeveil england. Ragnarok drops from the sky again and hopes to pull off his "i am god" trick again, but is promptly captured and tried for witchcraft. As the time portal closes RD sees Rags being dragged down the street to be burnt at the steak or put through the water test http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif *