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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Actually Rags, I think I ASKED For it right there *points upwards* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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RD, all is well as could be hoped for, dropping in at the IRC chat channel every so often, lurking on the forum, reading my newest research books, playing Napoleonic Total War, Playing PBW games, and drinking my usualy brewski or two http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif ,

Old Mac glances up from his table in the cornor, sees some of the old members come strolling in for a brew or two, notices some new FB waitress clones..... The furry feline is still here, but where is The Gryphin? lurking?, Mac looks around, nope no Gryphin,... smiles to himself and orders a large pizza... ahhh, finally able to eat one without the Gryphin around......... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

just some ideas mac

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Mmmmm....large pizza....well since you have lots....

*Renegade slides up to Mac's table, snatches a piece of pizza, and sneakily slides away again, devouring his prize http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif *

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Hey, haven't been here in a long time. What's been happening here? Oh, it seems to be unusually peaceful...

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Mac, who had turned away for only a second, turns back to finish his pizza, "What the....", there's a piece missing.. He quickly glances around looking for the Gryphin as this has all his ear marks of his dastardly deeds http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Nope, don't see him, he continues to look around, waves at everyone.... then sits back to ponder his missing piece of pizza hmmmmm


just some ideas Mac

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I've been waiting month's to do this.

*RD Pulls out a Mega phone, switches the voice to Ragnarok and Yells*

"ONNNNNIIIIOOOOONNNNN'S!!!!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

*Ragnarok is promptly burried Under a collossal pile of onions*

*RD feels satisfied as he gloats over his recent victory and presses a button on a crystal style pad he pulls out.*

"The Cloning transports will be here soon, with on board Brewery"
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
*He grins and then starts to set up his corner*

"The shroud of the dark side has fallen, begun the Prank war has." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ April 15, 2004, 19:33: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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Ragnarok climbs out from under the pile of the ****** and mutters to himself "I could have swore that did not work in this new joint."

Ragnarok then goes to his ship and cleans himself up and prepares for the upcoming prank war.

A couple hours later Ragnarok walks back into the bar with his usual black trench coat flowing from his body. He walks up to RD and simple says "A job well done with that voice trick. I would have never thought of that one. Do tell me though, were you away for months and you came up with just that? Is that the best you have to offer? Surely not!"

Ragnarok begins to turn away and then he turns quickly back to RD and says "Oh! I almost forgot something." as he presses a button on his wrist. Suddenly with a cloud of smoke and a sound of *poof* RD finds himself naked and hanging upside down with a pack of wild monkeys looking longingly at him hanging from the top of the bar.

"They have been isolated from their mates for along time RD," says Ragnarok as he smirks evill, "for a very, long time."
The evil smirk on Ragnaroks face continues to grow as he listens to RD scream, wether from pleasure or from pain is to be decided.

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*Indeed Ragnarok has not seen RD for such a long time, otherwise he would know that those were not RD's screams. RD had prepared for this, and as such RD had rubbed the rope to generate Static Electricity, thusly shocking whatever infernal creature that came too close. When Ragnarok heard a thump he turned round only to See RD standing their fully clothed*

"Got to love Cybernetic Accesories!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

*RD pushed a few buttons on his built-in wristpad and then touched ragnarok, magnifying the static charge 100 fold. Ragnarok yelps in pain and promptly jumps through the roof into orbit from the shock...*

*Grin* "I am most sure once he lands he may be interested in my new cloning service..." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

*Ordering the Barkeep to crack open the finest non alcholic drink they could find (Yep, still havn't touched the drink and almost 18 Lol) RD sits down in his corner and waits to see what else this place offers!"

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Ragnarok begins to fall back to the earth and as he looks down he has more then enough time to gather his composure and activate his anti-grav belt. "Boy, I sure am glad I ran into the smuggler when I did to make this purchase. I knew this anti-grav belt would come in handy!"

Ragnarok is just hovering in mid air and slowly making his decent back to the ground and he presses a couple more buttons on his belt. Suddenly a bunch of seed looking devices come shooting out of Ragnaroks boots and start falling towards RD in the bar.

As Ragnarok gets closer to the ground and as the seeds continue to fall towards RD, Ragnarok shouts out "Hey RD! I would not suggest looking up right about now." But of course RD just cannot pass up that open invitation and he looks up. Ragnarok then takes his water container and tosses towards RD. The water hits the seedlings and those seeds turn into a handfull of 140389 megaton pianos.

The look on RDs face is priceless as he sees these huge objects coming at him. Before he had time to react the pianos land on him insuring a great deal of pain! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">And an Off note key as well http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

*RD's broken fingers peeks out from underneath the piano with a note, Ragnarok lands and walks over to the huge piles of pianos and reads it*

"Don't Gloat!"

*Ragnarok begins to laugh evily and begins gloating like never before. Before he know's it His head is hit by a laser pulse (MIB style, it will grow back Rags http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ) and explodes. From the shadows RD's female bodyguard deactivates the cloaking device and walks out carrying a rather large laser pistol, The words "Ego Reducer" Embossed in the side. (Why was she hiding in the shadows whilst cloaked? because it looks cool when they appear http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ) RD's hands press another button on his wristpad and fall limp, five minutes later a new RD walks through the door grinning*

"Bar Staff, please clean this up and use these incapacitated bodies for whatever purposes you need" *RD Winks as he points to the barbeque... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif *

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*RD Climbs on top of his table and clears his throat*

"Friends, Tasmanian Devils, Pixies and Lecherous Old Men, lend me your ears!!!"

"The great Patron of the cantina Growltigger has spoken"

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">"We must ready ourselves, for the oncoming assualt will be grievous. Growltigger is coming! The end will be swift unless we arm ourselves with the wit of those before us and strive for A Damn good fight. I will not lie down and feel the flames of the Red Hot Poker Cannon up my jacksy!!"

"I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails - when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship - but it is not this day. This day, we fight.....Ahh crap wrong film!!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

"Who will join me?"

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hmmm, maybe I can make a few bucks with this impending entertainment,...


BEER!, Peanuts!, Popcorn!, Hot Doooooooogs!

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Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Raging Deadstar,
I'm in if he dares to show his mangy hide.
"Outnumbered, little chance of success, almost certain death. What are we waiting for?"
Gimli


[ April 19, 2004, 14:25: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

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Suicidal punks, that's what you are. Big talkers when the Boss is out, but just you wait until he shows back up... I for one will be watching from a quiet corner with a pilsner and a seegar, enjoying the show.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Have you learned nothing from here?!? These is no 'quiet corners' in this place. Never will there be any 'quiet corners' either. If you want to watch it will be loud, and eventually you will be drug into the fight.

RD: I will post my responce in our battle at a later time. Perhaps today or tomorrow.

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Rags, i propose a truce in light of these dark times, we must unite and stand against the oncoming threat!

As for the rest of you guys, you're about as nuts as i am (And David even more so for trying to make cash off it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif )

I imagine this will go down as the Great Cantina Uprising of 04 http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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the wizen old one, glances around, sees "The Gryphin", hurriedly hides whats left of his pizza covering it over with a large photo of GT http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif He'll never look here for it.... After which he walks over to the new large window in the cantina, and pours extra growth rose bush fertilizer on the roses outside the window,, He looks back at the Gryphin, and smiles....


just some ideas mac

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Wait, I think I can make even more oogles of money (and without the help of any nigerians http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif )

...BEER!, Peanuts!, Popcorn!, Hot Dogs!, Buy any two and get a free pair of red/green 3D glasses. (watch the impending entertainment in glorious 3D)

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Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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RD, Rags:
You're tossing with pianos now? What has this world come to? The universe has gone mad!

RD: I'm with you. Jump on my timetraveling gearbox and we'll be more of a match for the great Tigga.
"Gentlemen arm yourselfs and be ready for the arrival if the big cahuna!"

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Having pilfered one of Mac's pieces of pizza, Renegade decides to try for a second http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Slipping up to the pizza, he sees a (horrendously ugly) photo covering the pizza!! What the ****???

Oh well, its still pizza http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif ! Sliding yet another piece out from under the greasy and slimy photo, Renegade hides under the table, eating his stolen treasure, waiting for the action to come http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

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mac smiles to himself, poor Renegade, he doesn't know that the pizza under the photo was a trap. The pizza is loaded with laxatives, hot peppers and steamy hot sauce..... He will be coming out from both ends shortly, HAHAHAHHAHHA

swipe my pizza will ya.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif


just some ideas mac

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Did someone say Pizza? Yummmie.

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What's happening around here? Looks like some sort of exciting spectacle is starting soon.
*Kamog purchases some snacks from David, puts on the 3D glasses and sits down*

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and you, dear Raging Deadstar, will be the first against the wall when the counter-revolution comes, led by that doyenne of cartoon violence, the ladies' favourite, the immense, the magical, the mighty heroic feline that is Growltigga...

and PS, my Byzantine hordes of evil viscious killer mongooses each now have red hot poker hand cannon, and you dont even want to know what the heavy artillery does!

Infamy infamy they have all got it in for me!

Et tu Mac, die Growltigga

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Lol

I see you come to warn us more of your incoming assault, your taunting only steels our resolve!

(Note: We really need to make a list of demands, Rags? Gryphin? Care to put one together? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif )

Indeed we shall be victorious in our quest against you, and laugh evily as we re-instate you as patron after the share holders were duped over a hostile takeover and hoped to make millions http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Indeed Kamog we plan to fight for our lives instead of taking it lying down against the Villainous GT, Join us and fight for your freedom! Or you can do a Woundwort and hide and get beaten later http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[ April 20, 2004, 15:20: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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RD:
If you want, I can jump back in time and bring back a legion of Romans of a legion of knights. What will it be?

"Watch out for the red hot poker hand cannons, they sting horribly if they touch your crotch."

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Timstone

I Would like to Request the Following:
The Knights who Formally Said Ni!!
The British Conservative Party (Cannon Fodder http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif )
A Legion of Naked Mole Rats armed with the most heinous weapons you can find! (Reason: The scottish, they bared thier backsides to scare the english forces in battle and technically still are an independant country! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif )
And whatever you feel like bringing along http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

My ships draw closer with my forces, we will make this a thread to remember!!

And thanks for the advice http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

[ April 20, 2004, 16:46: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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RD:
The only knights I found were The Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
I couldn't find the conservatives anywhere, they must have hiding for me and my rabid poodle.
Next were those nasty moles. Well I hate to get myself dirty with dirt, so I skipped those too.
And because I have a very sinister side, I brought along some friends from the amazon. A legion of cannibals.
How about that for defense? Happy RD?

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They will have to do Timstone, I will summon both the conservative party and legions of were-gerbils respectively by issuing fraud press releases about Immigration and such, for the were-gerbils an old alliance existed at one time amongst Art Students and them, they will be happy to fight along side us once more!

(I realise many of you are not as socially challenged as I being an Art Student, but who else in Society is insane enough to do this?)

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EEwww... and art student!!!

*Lifts up skirt and runs away as fast as he can.*
Damn, I revealed myself... Doh! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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As the awesome forces mass around the Bar a small light in the deep sub basement starts to blink.

As more lights start to blink it becomes just bright enough to see what appears to be the helm and weapons control station from the old Phong's Head star ship !! Yes that is right. Old GT never throws anything away!!

Raging Deadstars's ships arrive and hover ominously around the Bar.

With a loud HUMM the station becomes fully active.

With a few Crackles, Snaps, and Pops a computer voice announces; "DANGER DANGER DANGER Hostile forces detected " Initiating Automated Defense Plan PEE-3.

In an even deeper basement large relays close with a SNAP. Massive amounts of Power start to flow through long unused paths.

Just down the road from the Bar there is a small forest of bushy trees and scrubs. In the middle of the forest there is a medium-small hill. With a loud ZIPPP the hill splits down the middle and opens up.

Inside one sees two large Power Globes that are starting to pulse with energy. Between them is the Powerful Energy Emitter (PEE) tube. Yes this device that can be used to transport material and deposit it over vast distances is also a powerful Weapon !!

As the Power Builds the PEE tube extends and swells up into a large towering structure that rises up out of the bushy forest. The two Power Globes start to Throb and Pulse with pent up energy.
The computer voice reports;
"PEE tube full erect."
"Power Globes fully engorged."
"Targets selected. "

"DISCHARGE PEE TUBE !

With a series of shudders the PEE tube releases several clouds of small units. These are the dreaded SPecial Energy Release Missiles. These SPERM units though small, number in the millions. Their small warheads contain a powerful super DNAmite explosive. They each have a long tail that spins like a cartoon propeller to launch them at their targets.

The SPERM units lock onto RD's ships. They attack them from all sides. Millions of the units hit at the same time. They burrow though shields and armor and explode deep inside each ship. Each explosion breaks the ships into smaller and smaller parts. Soon all of RD's ships have been reduced to "bLasted spheres" of ruin.

The PEE tube shrinks and returns into the hill. The Energy Globes are now spent. With a loud ZIPP the hill top closes up.

Everyone in the Bar is shocked and awed at the display. All of the FBWs want to talk about it. All of the men just want to take a nap.

------------------------
Thanks RD, I've been waiting for a Long time to get some more use out of the PEE tube.
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*RD Stands rallying the troops when suddenly a message comes over his com unit*

"Good News My lord, they took the bait, the decoys were completely destroyed, Indeed our troops have only just began to form into units outside!"

"How did you get them past the defences, i'm intrigued..."

"Taxi's sir, On power mans tab!"

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"Ok, we obviously have some loyalists, grab General Woundwort and tie him up, maybe send those two FBW's with him, just because this is a revoloution we're not going to abandon Cantina Tradition!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

"Timstone, you are in charge of Perimeter defence, i want whoever activated the PEE tube device apprehended. It means little, i have suprise waiting..."

*A Warp Point flashes open above the planet the cantina resided on and a collossal Battlemoon warped out and took up orbit, the War point closing behind it. On Board Captain Atfield (i'm sure you all remember) starts to prep the monstrous vessel.*

"Lets see how they survive Planetary Bombardment, Art Student Style!!!!"

*The Horror, the horrrrrrrrorrrrr!!!!* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

[ April 20, 2004, 22:36: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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Since it was an automated response to the arrival of Your ships you can say that You activated the PEE tube.

You are lucky that this is an Older model PEE tube. It may take a bit to get it Up and ready to go again. I seem to recall when it was newer it could be used several times in a night. Now it takes a bit of effort to get another rise out of it.

Anyway, Keep Your Hands off other people's PEE tubes!!

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WHAT IS THAT SMELL? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

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Having just finished the rest of Mac's pizza, (with the delicious addition of hot peppers, hot sauce, and some other unidentifiable substance) Renegade licks his lips, and watches the amazing spectacle of the PEE tube sinking back into its covering.

Suddenly, a quivering, shaking sensation grips his intestinal cavity. Running as if the devil himself were after him, Renegade realizes with a horrible sensation that he WILL NOT make it to the bathroom!!!

Scampering for the nearest corner (which just happens to be the table Mac is sitting at http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ), Renegade hastily slides under the table, drops his clothing, and proceeds to discharge the Most Putrid Filthy Mess Ever Imagined....all over Mac's shoes and pants http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

After a few moments of utter misery, Renegade shakily rises up from under the table, grins at Mac and says:

"Good one, old man! Prepare yourself for my next onslaught." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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as the wiley and cagey old wizen one watches as his Mac clone is uncerimoneously dumped upon, He grins wickedly. Ahh, the trap and the bait worked, he smiles, then pushes the small red button on his movable table, then sits back to watch as hundreds of small mini mirco-cannabilistic robots drop out of the ceiling and drop upon the un clothed Renegade.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif They just love to clean up other peoples mess including those who made the mess in the lst place http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

just some ideas Mac

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Hmmmm, thinks the mighty kat, I dont like the look of this. What with Timstone revealing his cross dressing transgressions, phallic PEE tubes (someone give that man therapy) and all this hi-tech violence. It is not just on. GT activates the technology dampening field.

When we fight this fight, we will do it mano et mano, with axes, swords, spears, chainsaws (they still work) and red hot poker hand cannon (completely non-technological).

None of this hi-tech tosh for me, I want to see the look on Raging Deadstar's face when I stick a red-hot poker up his bum, I want to see the agonised look in Timstone's face when a couple of killer mongoose douse him in Greek fire, I want to see Mac scurry under his table in terror when the mailed mongoose kataphraktoi charge into the cantina, I want to taste the fear, see the gore, feel the brains being splattered over me, I wanna see limbs flying through the air, I wanna see hear the shrieks of agony when RD tries the old Scottish "see my hairy ringpiece" trick and gets a red hot poker by way of recompense...

Oohh, is I feeling evil

[ April 22, 2004, 10:01: Message edited by: Growltigger ]

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Man GT, that sounds like the Democrat and Republican conventions http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

just some ideas Mac

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As things begin to get ugly, and considering the absence of his side-kick, with a slight shimmer, the cryptic one fades away into the fabric of cyberspace to observe the scene from a safe distance.

Meanwhile, out in the street, Sam is just crawling back out of his hat after the massive PEE tube discharge.

[ April 23, 2004, 15:27: Message edited by: Cipher7071 ]

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Anyone else sense a certain irony in that Last post?

*dogscoff resumes his enlightened meditation under a corner table (after re-inserting his absynthe drip)

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Nope Dogscoff, i can't at all http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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"irony" ... groan ... nothing like forcing a pun.

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While running for his life from the mini micro cannibalistic robots, Renegade suddenly has an idea. Stopping his headlong rush, he reaches behind himself, and pulls a tiny gadget from a hidden place (you don't want to ask where http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif ), and pushes the bright blue button on the tip of the device. A few seconds later, and the miniature electromagnetic pulse generator creates a powerful (but low-ranged) EMP which immediately causes Mac's robots to die in their tracks, their electronic components damaged beyond recovery.

However, an unforeseen reaction to the EMP occured....every other electronic device carried by all the other patrons of the Cantina have been disabled.

"Oops." says Renegade, while backing away from the quickly forming angry mob of Cantina patrons.

Pointing at Mac, Renegade shouts out, "It was all HIS fault." and watches with satisfaction as the horrendously angry mob descends upon the now helpless Mac, and....well I'll leave it up to your imagination as to what they did to him. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Pulling his clothing back on, the now satisfied Renegade strolls over to the bar, and watches the.....entertainment. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ April 25, 2004, 17:53: Message edited by: Renegade 13 ]

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Cue loud blarting music, crashing of doors to the cantina kitchen, heavenly choirs of seraphim and cherubim, dancing girls, line dancing cowboys and Growltigga, clutching the red hot poker handcannon, backed up by the infintie hordes of Byzantine killer mongoose, clutching axes and wheeling the heavy artillery into position.....

I think the phrase commonly used is something along the lines of "come and have a go if you think your hard enough".

PS Dogscoff, glad someone (and an Englishman to boot) spotted the irony in my Last post. Nice to see educational standards are being maintained there on the south coast.

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The pump on his absynthe drip now malfunctioning due to Renegade's EMP, dogscoff starts to turn green and hallucinates even more than usual.

Instead of the actual battle-ravaged catina before him, occupied by anthropomorphic animals, aliens, robots, clones, byzantine hordes and bloodthirsty killer mongeese, he sees a freakish psychotropic vision- a quiet, normal, civilised pub peopled by quiet, normal, civilised patrons.

Dogscoff runs screaming from the room...

[ April 26, 2004, 11:16: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

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The battle lines appear to be drawn. From the vantage point of the corner booth, with a Czech Quelle on the table and a Nicaraguan Padron in hand, Woundwort kicks back and prepares for the spectacle of Growltigger decimating his overconfident enemies.

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Growltigga issues side orders to his trusty T-Rex executive officer (anyone remember Barry??), send the 3rd cavalry wing out after Dogscoff with orders to terminate with extreme prejudice, or alternatively, tickle him.

Direct the 3rd light infantry battalion in the 5th legion to prepare fro an assault on Woundwort's position, no Yank is going to drink Czech beer and smoke dodgy cigars when we take the field.

The rest of you, form battle line, get them dancing cowboys out in front as a forlorn hope, and wait for the signal..

Someone calm down those evil ninja mutant shrimp

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Hrmph. Attempt to show some support for a guy, and look what happens. Oh well.

[Woundwort punches a few buttons on his wrist computer and vanishes.]

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As the technology dampening field spreads out a small ship appears outside the Bar.

Inside Power Man tries to restore his cloak.
" #$@@##% GT and his damping field. I've been de-Lurked!!" That field of his is like a wet blanket. I can't get Anything UP and Working !" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

I was just hoping to Lurk around and watch the action.
I better get ready to fight the Old Fashion Way.

Lets see what have in the cargo bay…

For me a nice set of Blue armor I got from the Knights who say "WEE".
Here is a nice slightly rusty Old Battle Ax from an old In-Law.

I have a large ACME CATapult that should take care of any Kats that get too close.
Oh, here is a spring loaded Special Sauces Pizza shooter for those who like to eat and fight.

As for the rest I think I will make up some two sided signs. One set I will put on the right with conservative party slogans and some on the left with Liberal slogans. On the other side of the signs will be a message to just saying "PARTY ON DUDES".
A ring of barbed wire and No Pest Strips should slow down any critters.
I think I will release my trained SSuper SSpecial SSPiting Cobrasss as a defense for those mongooses (mongeese??)

Oh yes here is some Air Wick for the SMELL.

Now lets see if I can get some Beer and a set of 3D glasses from David….

Let the PUNishment Begin!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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*RD Grabs runs over to primitive, tips him, grabs a baguette and lights it on fire.*

"Thanks for reminding me" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

*Both sides get ready to face off and RD sets 'the plan' into action.... hopefully he won't have to resort to the drastic measures required. Firstly a roar is heard as the sound more furrocious than a T-Rex bellows throughout the room. It's the sound of A FEMALE T-Rex, Barry is torn it would seem between loyalty and repopulating his race...*

*The sound of schreeching fills the air as the ranks of Growltiggers army began to scuttle in all directions. RD with the help of his allies has directed the full force of Country Music upon the Byzantine Hordes*

*The Not-so-heavy atillery is wheeled into position behind the cantina patrons, made from the remains of the old Cantinas of past. The Knights, Conservatives and Were gerbils all stand in front, Shrubbery, Manifestos and Claws all bared before the enemy.*

"As is my tradition i will fire a warning shot!" RD Shouts outloud.

*In orbit, away from the technology dampening field, the Deadstar battlemoon fires it's laser guided (and thorougly non american made http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ) Cannon. A huge bLast of paint fires through the cantina skylight and hits the Patron of Cartoon Violence. Moments later Growltigger looks around as everyone looks at him very strangely. He checks his rather debonair appearence in the mirror only to find himself covered in the Welsh National Colours, including the red dragon on his chest and forehead...*

"Doesn't Look very English to me...." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

*It has begun* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

And Powerman, glad to have you on board. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Your PUNishment might just gives us the edge http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ April 26, 2004, 15:20: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]