Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

Yeah, no problem with a pause with me either. It wouldn't be a lot of work for a sub either seeing the state of your nation, but it's more satisfying to murderkillrape you yourself.

Doucheturd as a word is over half a year old at the very least:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=doucheturd

The avant-garde in cussing, that's where it's at!

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

i'll be gone over the weekend to, i'll post here when im back.

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

Now we know why Jurri's English vocabulary is better than most Americans' http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

Well that cant be hard. American english must be at least as bad as Australian english...and thats bad.

I blame YOU Jurri! You and your water FOUL friend.

We the calm rational, quietly spoken reasonable, land locked nations are affronted by your mastery of our native tounge!

You shall pay my friend, and dearly!

and LOLZ TO YUR HAXXORZ FRENZ!!!!:)!!!

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

Change of plans, it'll be next weekend im away.

Turn 26
 

Turn 26 is out.

Deadline is probably Monday at 9:00 pm Boston Time, given that Ygorl will be away. (But he might not be gone yet and mgiht play this turn... we shall see!)

Pasha

Re: Turn 26
 

You dudes are such poons, getting affronted by every little thing. So what if I steal your lands, your lives, and even your tongues? Lie back and think of England!

But, that Fortu-monster is sure racking up the kills! Maybe he'll surpass the venerable Mama someday... What's your secret, Shmonk? And who's killing all the giants?

Re: Turn 26
 

Fortu went on an early rampage, decimating indies as he saw fit (and to ease his hunger pains). Now he's relaxing and waiting for "all hell to break loose", or for his monster equipment to be ready so he can start sampling other delicacies, whichever comes first. Hmm.... what to sample next? And I doubt the "Pasha Mama" would last long in a cage match with Fortu. But he'd be full afterwards!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Re: Turn 26
 

Now that I'd pay to see! What do you say, I'll give you both 10 gems, let's find a suitable neutral dominion province and have you two duke it out. I'm sure others would chip in, too, so you'd probably score 40 gems with ease.

Re: Turn 26
 

hmm, i can see pasha mama doing well, she could just sit on fortu.

Re: Turn 27
 

Turn 27 is out.

Deadline is when Ygorl gets back on Sunday or Monday.

Pasha

Re: Turn 27
 

thanks for not threatening me for insulting pasha mama.

Re: Turn 27
 

WATER FOUL: Pasha Mama t'ain't some sort of mud-wrestling wench to jiggle-dance with Fortu for your entertainment. You shall soon regret your insolence!

Re: Turn 27
 

i didnt suggest the fight http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif. who said anything about mud or jiggling...

Re: Turn 27
 

Mud is totally unsuitable for would-be goddesses to wrestle in. Jello on the other paw.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: Turn 27
 

Lies! Our spy network knows full well, Weener-Clown, that you are nothing but a silly tarted up puppet, and we know who is pulling your strings.

Water Foul suck eggs
 

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif

If you Water Foul don't immediately cease and pay substantial reparations to Pasha Mama, the Great Pretenderate of Arco will be forced to release its super destructo military plans against you... including the infamous (but top secret) Saatzmueldlichtah maneuver!!

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif

Re: Water Foul suck eggs
 

may i ask who is pulling my strings?

also i dont see you harming me, you are far away from me and i have more than adequate ,agical defense for the time being)

Re: Water Foul suck eggs
 

Bah! You know exactly who your puppeteer is! Don't go acting all dumb with me, Weener-Clown!

All according to my plan. Soon Sunshine will catch your scent! <sniff-sniff> You're kibbles, Babe.... K-I-B-B-L-E-S!!

Re: BEWARE OF MAMA
 

set up your defences people of the game! the apocalypse is nigh! according to pashas post i shall have a scent smellable from his empire, this will drive pasha mama into a hungry rampage throughout the lands. you have been warned.

Re: BEWARE OF MAMA
 

T'won't be Pasha Mama who is on the hungry rampage, you fetid smear... but instead her trusty attack poodle, Sunshine... you're lucky he's a dog and can't read... otherwise he'd already be in an uncontrollable frenzy for your tender ankle.

But, don't worry. Pasha Mama's got her winged shoes already. She'll be your neighbor soon enough!

Re: BEWARE OF MAMA
 

Yes, I've noticed her in her "winged shoes" whilst fiercely attacking those indy provinces... not much to worry over, that's for sure. I think Fortu could put her out of her misery easily enough. "And her little dog too!!" -cackle cackle evil laugh-

Re: BEWARE OF MAMA
 

Funny thing is to get to me she will have to bribe/heavily pay many nations so feel free.

Re: BEWARE OF MAMA
 

C'mon shovah, we all know that fat ho is so huge cause she's fulla hot air. Pashabiatch don't have the balls to do nothing. Except whine and squeal, goes without saying. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon10.gif[/img]

Re: BEWARE OF MAMA
 

well i would hope pasha MAMA dosnt have the balls for it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Or else you get the hose again
 

Hey, I'll be unavailable to do my turn this Wednesday and possibly Thursday: it would be appreciated if the hosting could be scheduled so as to accomodate. I'll be available again either Thursday evening or Friday. Also, I'll probably be unable to do more than one turn a day for a month or so, but we've slowed to that rate already.

Did Ygorl get back yet?

Re: Or else you get the hose again
 

I got back, engineered your utter destruction, and emailed it to Pasha.
Cheers!

Re: Or else you get the hose again
 

oh, do tell.

Turn 28
 

Turn 28 is out.

Deadline is Tuesday, Feb. 13 at 9pm Boston Time.

Pasha

Re: Turn 28
 

We can certainly accommodate your schedule, Jurri.

Re: Turn 28
 

Wow, Jurri got lucky that turn... The cowards responsible for the recent loss have been sacrificed at the jungle temple.
As for the "bait" of the lone Wyrm... Just how gullible do you think I am?

Re: Turn 29
 

Turn 29 is out.

Deadline is probably Thursday. We'll be waiting for Jurri-Skaplurri to return.

Pasha

Re: Turn 29
 

Oh, I just sent my orders for this turn so don't get lazy just yet! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

And, I thought you'd be much more gullible than that, Ygorl!

Re: Turn 29
 

oh he is, he is http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: Turn 29
 

Ok good! I have Jurri's turn. So, everyone else try to get your turns in my Wednesday, 9pm Boston time!

Pasha

Re: Turn 30
 

Turn 30 is out.

Deadline is probably Thursday night. We'll be waiting on Jurri's return.

Pasha

Re: Crazy Game - PBEM - Any takers?
 

This turn Machaka and the revellers of Pan will have at it.

(In the carnal sense of course!)

So as it is a foregone conclusion, all are welcome to the eastern provinces of Machaka, I of course will be taking the western and central portions http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif.

To conclude with a little traditional trash talk, ahem " Fortu I feel like a little BBQ'd scorpion legs, and you are on the menu!"

Hmmmm, lacks emotional punch. " FORTU YOUR GOIN DOWN YA BUM!"

Thats better.

Pike

Re: Crazy Game - PBEM - Any takers?
 

In the carnal sense?! Maybe its scorpion tail you are after, not legs? [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Lips.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Bug.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/redface.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/Sick.gif

Wrath of Fortu!!
 

There will be no bbq'ing of any legs, feet, pincers, or other such body part of mine. And no, Fortu is NOT into "inter-species" relations. Now.... roast dragon is on my menu, with sauteed satyrs for appetizers.

"My lands are my lands, your lands are my lands, from Caliornia, to the" .... Well, that's how that song should go. No one is invading my lands I hope, it's all about me invading (or attempting to invade) the land of the "pan-flute playing tree huggers". http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/stupid.gif

Re: Wrath of Fortu!!
 

huzzaa!

Re: Wrath of Fortu!!
 

I just sent my turn in.

Ygorl, go die already so that I can get in on some of this action with the dragon and the scorpion! Pasha Mama is roaming the area, too, and I'm stuck on babysitter duty for some stupid moloch: how lame is that?

Turn 31
 

Turn 31 is out.

The deadline is Saturday, June 16, 2006 at 9 pm Boston Time.

However, I think shovah said that he was going to be away this weekend. So the deadline might be stretched out (or maybe that will be for next turn if shovah plays turn 31 today).

Pasha

Re: Turn 31
 

i will play my turn today, i am leaving 12 noon gmt on saturday.

Re: Turn 31
 

Well maybe if you'd try harder, rather than just throwing little darts and phantasms in my direction, you might accomplish something. As it is, I can't even be bothered!
Sheesh. Even the crippled Dagon was nastier.

Re: Turn 31
 

Ahh! The Good, Rightful Moloch of Ulm is a true patriot and hero!

It saddens Pasha Mama that one particular land nation (Machaka) finds it better to ignore the Huge problem in his front yard and instead chooses to attack one of his land brothers (Pan). The Jotun Giants are pulling their weight in the north by holding the Wicked Weener at bay, and it is obvious from R'lyeh's own statements that Jurri intends to direct his twisted greed at Machaka once Ulm is snuffed.

We are playing into the hand of the Water Foul, brothers! We must Unite!

Re: Turn 31
 

in other words big pasha afraid of us and wants you to fight his battles for him. and i dont see the whole 'jotun holding me back thing' since we arent at war or anything.

Re: Turn 31
 

Lies! The Jotun Giants have been a major deterrent against the Wicked Weener invading the northern and north central coastlines. The fact that you have not dared start a war with him is proof that the Jotun policy of Wicked Weener Containment (WWC) is succeeding!!

To the poor peoples of Machaka
 

Machaka is a very very violent Nation, full of madmen and fools. I pity the honest man trying to make his way in that oppressed land.

I pity them so much that Im sending a few revellers and dryads to cheer them up. We will dance and frollick till the dawns light warms our hairy backs.

Pike

Turn 32
 

Turn 32 is out.

Deadline is Sunday night at 9pm Boston Time, assuming that shovah is back by then.

Pasha

Re: Turn 32
 

We, kind giants of Jotunheim, can't imagine who may have any grievance with us. Our peaceful people never attacked anybody (apart from Caelum, but our scout took his for a big chicken and realized his mistake far too late).
Our jolly giants write poetry or grow flowers in our sacred wasteland all day long. We really despise war...