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mlmbd, Well said. You are the first Man around here to stand up to me. I find it very thrilling. Please do have someone pull up a mans chair for you. I would be honored to have you at my table.
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Mr Gervais, have you done an avatar for me yet?
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F Te antKe, I buy people drinks to be friendly. Nothing more. As to being 'so formal' , I just have manners! Some Yanks have manners, no matter what his 'Lordship GT' thinks! Aspirations for your parts! Don't mistake extreme admiration with desire! You are quite a "Lady". As anyone can plainly see. I love/admire great beauty. Great beauty with and edge/attitude, even more! I love walking thru the 'Louvre' admiring the amazingly beautiful works there. However, I have no desire to own the 'Mona Lisa'.
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Looks at foks droolling over the occupant of the table. Looks at GT soaking his socks
GrowlPissa just a few quesitons: Have you checked wiht a doktor about this ladk of bladder control? Maybe there is something they can do for you. What is your laundry bill like or do you just buy new. Then again maybe there is a market for your enhanced garmets. How do the FBWs feel about this or are then "into" it? I was just wondering. Edit: Waves to the new denizen of the dive I'm under direct orders from Pooh Star to stay away form you. So welcome, enjoy. [ February 04, 2003, 12:33: Message edited by: Gryphin ] |
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Gryphin, only you would wonder if the FBW's are 'into' it! *mlmbd gryns*
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mlmbd, I have my unusual interest. That is not one of them. Still if GT is into it I just wish he would practice it somewhere else. Those health inspectors will come back some day. If GT ann't gonna blow this joint well he better keep it clean.
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F Te antKe, your "Your Highness". I am thrilled, you are thrilled. I will get my own chair, I have a favorite. And I share the honor of sitting at your table!
*mlmbd notices all the patrons of the 'Cantina' are looking at him very funny. Except for F Te antKe, of course. He is not sure just exactly what her gaze is all about. mlmbd grabs his favorite chair, drags it to a spot just short of F Te antKe's table. "Your Highness", he addresses F Te antKe; which side is your strength? |as mlmbd waits for a response from F Te antKe, he scans the 'Cantina', visually. Hump, very odd. mlmbd thinks to himself* <font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font> |
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mlmbd dearrest, You are so sweet. In my natural form “side” as you understand it does not exist. For working purposes you could say I’m omni directional or if you prefer ambidextrous. > Takes out Happenstance and flips juggles him absently mindedly > If one watched closely it seemed almost fondly
David you really should visit home. I’m sure they would love to serve an artist of your caliber. [ February 05, 2003, 03:23: Message edited by: F Te antKe ] |
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Wow, we have beautiful FBW's here. Thank you for posting the pictures, David. I am especially attracted to this waitress:
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Kamog, that is Kylie Minogue and she is not single, she is with me (but just doesnt know it yet)....
The hordes are marshalling in the kitchen, the horns are crying and the army of bedouin warriors out to revenge the abusing of Abdul are gathering.... Be scared Rags, be very scared |
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A bad-tempered primitive enters the Cantina. The Kinder-garden kids on this planet are mean, just mean. His legs are covered with tiny bite-marks, and he smells horribly from the used diapers the little brats have been throwing at him.
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Oh dont worry Primitive, this chase will be a good one, and Rags will be hung, drawn and quartered and if he wants to find his happy sacks afterwards, he will have to look up a tree in Rutland
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primitive feels better already. Sends a drink over to GT with the best wishes for a spectacular chase.
Serves Rags well for nagging hard-working barbarians just because they are late with their turns. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif |
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F Te antKe, your "Your Highness". I will sit with you to left! It has been quite sometime since I have been around a being of pure engery. So, forgive my negligence! *all that said. mlmbd moves his chair to the table and takes a sit*
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mlmbd the "him" is Happenstance my stiletto. I have full respect for all beings.
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F Te antKe, your "Your Highness". As I said, "from where I was, it felt affectionate". So, I was not wrong. Just slightly misguided!
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And I don't think I should be chased. Primitive has been chasing poor little kids for petes sake. Chase him! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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mlmbd thank you for your assistance in this. I'm not able to post frequently. Excuse me I have to get something. > Leaves > Returns with a new holster like object on hip. With a slow smooth movement a womans shoe apears held by the toe in Teks hand > At the other end is a shiny long pointy metalic object where the heal should be > Infact it looks like a heal > Looks straight at GrolwTigga,
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Tigga, so when is this chase going to begin? Hopefully I can muster some strength up in order to give you a good chase. Or maybe for once beat you. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif I'm sure it won't happen though. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif But I should give more fighting then I usually do. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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primitive listens in disbelief to the message from Rags.
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And I don't think I should be chased. Primitive has been chasing poor little kids for petes sake. Chase him! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">He had always believed Ragnarok to be a brave man, a true warrior, a beacon of righteousness which lights up the universe, a ...... Blaming a poor computer (Didn't know that, never been late before http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif ), and then trying to put the chase on primitive. primitives dissapointment is great, but his anger is greater. He grips his rusty (yet pointy) spear and goes to join GT in the chase. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif |
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*The cantina is still and normal, if it can ever be called normal, most the patrons are surrounded by the table belonging to F Te antKe. Ragnarok is sitting at his table, enjoying a brewski and waiting for his chase to begin. Over in the far corner, where the wall is hidden in shadow, hung Raging Deadstar, who is brooding evily and after revenge. He beckons Gt over and hands him a bottle of massage oil for his kylie clone*
*brood* Let me handle ragnarok *brood**brood* *Growltigga nods and heads off for the upstairs bedrooms. Raging Deadstar climbs down from the rafters and wanders into the Kitchen.* *rumble* *rag's drink begins to shake* *rumble* *Raging Deadstar smashes through the door, dressed in his finest trenchcoat and holds his falming bagguette mounted upon an armoured plated barry. Behind him stand the Molerat armies of the Deadstar Continuum. Behind them are more molerats holding back genetically anne widdecomb/pot bellied pigs who havn't been fed for weeks. Behind that are a horde of old grandmas whom have been told ragnarok is their bingo announcer* Halllloooooo *Ragnarok runs for it as the Molerats open fire with their elvish bows and arrows, ragnarok is pepper sprayed by flaming arrows from above. Chasing after him the molerat armies hunt him down and then unleash the anne widdecomb pot bellied pigs who quickly catch up with ragnarok. He is tripped over and the pigs jump on top of him, nipping and biting him in the most sensitive areas (and the non comfortable sensation of having a snout stuck up your behind and sniffing) The armies of old women are then unleashed and raganarok emerges from the pigs, barely clothed when he notices the oncoming onslaught of old age pensioners. They stop and look at him, for he is modestly covering up his crown jewels and gasp loudly before beating raganrok with zimmerframes and handbags before one of them sits on top of him and, thankfully for the rest of the cantina this sight is obscured by the old womens cardigan, shows ragnarok her sagging cleverage. Ragnarok screams and runs towards barry hoping for mercy. He is promptly covered in liquid nitro and raging Deadstar swings his flaming baguette* KABOOM! *Ragnarok is blown through the cantina roof and lands outside, naked, burnt and confused for a bunch of japanese tourist to stop and takes photos of him, which are probably on their way to the police and e-bay very soon!* *Raging Deadstar climbs off barry, buys himself an orange juice and watches as the stripping pensioner chasing rags towards his dreadnought, ragnarok can be seen climbing onto his ship, one hand gripping the door, the other covering his modesty and being pulled by the ankle back towards a night of *ahem* passion ragnarok will never forget!* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Tou'che! *Note to primitive, if you would like to fend the old women off you can serve his happysacks as bait for a polar bear, but i think the old women is a much worse punishment!* [ February 05, 2003, 19:46: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ] |
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Ragnarok is hanging onto the bottom of his Dreadnaught - the 'Naughtica - with old wrinkled messes trying to drag him down for a night of passion, assuming that the old ladies can Last that long before their pace makers give out. He manages to pull out a control and he presses a couple buttons on it and out of the side of the 'Naughtica comes a long arm looking contraction and it pulls the rest of the Grandma's off Ragnarok and piles them neatly beside whats left of RDs ship. Rags finally climbs into the ship and makes it to the Captains room to change into a new uniform and prepare his revenge.
Rags comes walking onto the bridge in a full black outfit, pitch black hair, and black trenchcoat, and don't forget, it also comes complete with black contacts. He takes his stand in the back of the bridge and hails RD on his personal communications device. RD looks to see who it is but all he sees is a black figure in the shadows, he answers; "Hello?" obviously shaking in fear from what might be coming his way. Rags replies; "Why are you shaking RD? There is nothing to be afraid of...*Muhahahaha*" RD begins to cry and he craps himself a couple times. RDs molerats come over and sniff his buttox region wondering what that god awful smell is. They can't figure it out so they rip his pants open and being to bite at RDs underwear. Although he doesn't have much on besides that leoperd print banana hammock. Rags cuts the communication link and he leaves his ship. Before the bay doors close walking behind Ragnarok are some never before seen figures. On one side of Rags is a army of Pink Winged Potato Pixies armed to the teeth with 10" bazookas and numb-chucks. On the other side of Rags is a even larger army of Giant Battle Gophers (that say 'Nee!'.) Rags busts the Cantina doors open to see RD sitting in the corner still shaking in fear and quite embarrassed that everyone knows that he wears leoperd print banana hammocks. Things get worse when he looks up to see Rags standing there with his combinded army of Pink Winged Potato Pixies and his Giant Battle Gophers (that say 'Nee!') RD begins to flee the scene for he knows he is about to get whooped. But the Pixie's prove to be too fast for RD. They over come him and grab ahold of his shirt and hold him in the air. Rags gives them the nod and they flip him upside down, but there is nothing to hold on to... Or is there? The Pixies grab ahold of RDs twig-n-berries and hold him up in the air once more. Rags then gives the Giant Battle Gophers the signal and they begin to naw at RD until there is no flesh left on his arms and legs. Then the largest of the Battle Gophers approches from behing Rags and tells the Pixies to hold on the RDs legs now. They do so and the Battle Gopher yells, "JUDO CHOP!" in a high pitched voice that causes all in the Cantina to cover there ears. He then swiftly hits RD where it counts with his forearm that just so happened to be covered in spiked armor. Rags issues the command for the Pixies to drop RD and they go up even highed and drop him, just to make it hurt worse. Rags nods at all the patrons of the Cantina and turns around. As he walks away he says, "Yes indeed my good old friend, revenge is indeed very sweet." A evil grin crosses his face as he Boards the 'Naughtica. |
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*Ragnarok laughs menacingly as he towers over raging deadstar and kicks him out of the cantina and onto the forecourt, to leave him to contemplate his whooping. Raging Deadstar crawls over to his demolished battlecruiser. He crawls over to the button entitled Laundry and climbs into his moveable chair. Hours later Raging Deadstar returns, dressed in his bondage jeans, black mesh top that shows his repaired physique (or lack of it in my case http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif )He puts on his trenchcoat, installes the crosshair styled contacts and perfects his spikey ahirdo. He then pushes a button and a small transport hovers behind the wrecked battlecruiser. An army of gothic vampire girls walk out dressed in very revealing otufits, complete with fangs. Ragnarok smiles as Raging Deadstar kneels down before him, obviously expecting this army for him*
"Ok ragnarok you got me there, so let my friends here show you a good time!" *Ragnarok is soon sitting on his chair being carressed by several vampire chicks and one of them keeps biting his neck gently. "Maybe" raganrok thinks. "Maybe i won for once?" Raging Deadstar gets up and winks at the girls who then tie raganrok to his seat. Ragnarok isn't sure if this is revenge or a kinky game as one girl keeps kissing his neck. He goes for the latter and enjoys the moments.* *Suddenly two of the girls grab ragnaroks troUsers and pull them off, leaving him sitting there in his pink spandex y-fronts. He blushes but can't do anything about it, the girls then start to undo the campest sight known to the cantina. Most people look away in disgust as ragnarok covers his modesty with his shirt as the girls continue to show hima good time. Then Raging Deadstar pulls out a rabbit, a nice furry rabbit but it had evil red beady eyes. Wait, hadn't he seen that rabit before? Wasn't that the rabbit of monty python and the holy grail? Yes it was! Ragnarok squirms trying to escape as RD lets go of the rabbit and it makes a beline straight to his testes, ragnarok screams and tries to shake it off but the rabbit is hanging on for good. Then the vampire kissing rags neck bites and punctures ragnaroks main neck veins and blows. Leaving ragnaroks sore testicles to expand to the size of weather baloons, weather baloons with a rabid rabbit hanging from them. Raging Deadstar smiles evily and pulls out a Gravitational Hellbore and fires, causing ragnaroks happy sacks to implode to nothingness, probably the most excruitiating pain known to sentient species. Ragnarok is left to sit there with no wedding tackle and a rabit nibbling on the deflated skin* |
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primitive leans back in his seat, enjoying his drink and the spectacle.
The ultimate in pythonish weaponries are unleashed in the Cantina. The killer rabbit VS The power of saying 'nee!' Could this be the end of civilization as we know it. [ February 05, 2003, 23:18: Message edited by: primitive ] |
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..I was doing a bit of clean-up of my hard drive and found this old poem I wrote a few years back. It's about an encounter in a bar, so I thought it would fit in here! Comments are welcome!
"The Encounter.." Late afternoon on a warm day, into a bar I make my way. The dim lit room does soothe my eyes, I sit right down and give a sigh. I close my eyes and breath in deep, and feel the tension from me seep. It's good to finally relax, after a day that did so tax. Here I sit and sip my drink, my thoughts do stir as I think. I raise my glass up to the light, and see you cross my line of sight. I watch as you sit by the bar, my eyes do scan you from afar. A short black dress is your atire, and your beauty sets me afire. I see you raise your glass to lips, and take a tiny little sip. You cross your legs and shift your weight, a move I sure apreciate. I scan your legs from foot to thigh, lick my lips and let out a sigh. You turn your head yet unaware, and catch me smiling as I stare. You smile at me and I do blush, as passion fills me with a rush. You take your drink and head my way, as you approach I watch you sway. You raise your glass and take a sip, and ask if I mind if you sit. I gesture to the empty chair, and welcome you into my lair. We sit and chat for a long while, you captivate me with your smile. My charm and wit are what I use, to send you all of the right clues. Cheers! |
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Well if you want revenge for Rags nagging you, how'sa about I introduce you to this month's special offer relating to hunt victims... emasculation of the victim of your choice, with removed genitalia being ice packed and shipping by sea freight to the island destination of your choice, said genitalia to be sun-dried, cleaned, varnished and used by the respective island premier minister as a novelty paperwieght...
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Svalbard is not a good choice for 2 reasons. 1: No prime minister, just a governor. 2: No sun for sun-drying for another month or so. Of course, Svalbard would be a good choice if we could freeze-dry instead, and use them as bait for polar-bears or something. |
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Primitive, I will deal with you shortly just so you know. Run, and be very afraid! <Insert Dr. evil laugh>
Back to the current battle... *Rags is still sitting in the middle of the Cantina in what appears to be a horrible amount of pain. He manages to keep his happy sacks covered up so that nobody can see them to the best of his abilities; then suddenly Rags just burst out in extream laughter. RD looks at Rags perplexingly wondering why Rags was laughing after having his happy sacks blown up to the size of weather baloons and exploded with a helborn. RD begins to get a very worried look on his face and he says, "Rags, why laughing?! Why laughing?!" By now RD is just in a panic as he can't figure out why Rags is laughing so hard. Rags begins to roll on the floor ponding the tiling from laughing so hard. Rags finally stands up and RD kind of looks around at everyone look at the two of them standing in the middle of the room. "Stop laughing!" RD exclaims, "Stop laughing! I mean it!" Rags smiles and says, "You know the Last time this happened to GT? Well, I never wanted that to happen to me so I took some safty precautions. I made this inplant that goes just inside my theigh(sp?) that when it senses danger for my happy sacks his puts up a...protective shield I guess you would say. It prevents all weapons from being effective against my happysacks and it also makes sure they do not expand to the size of weather baloons. Then what blew up you ask? Well, this device does it all, it is able to replicate my happy sacks down to the smallest detail and anything that tries to hurt me will just hurt the fake replica. Thus no pain to me, and thus no victory for you." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif (One rule I've noticed is no big victories such as this are repeated because they never work the second time. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ) Durings this conversation Rags had managed to change back into yet another black uniform. Rags gathers his army of Pixies and Giant Battle Gophers and sends the Gophers out to find a bulldozer. About 15 minutes later the return with a monster of a dozer and they proceed to outfit the front of it with hundreds of spikes protruding out of it. The pixies tie RD up and place him against a metal wall and Rags jumps in the front seat of the dozer. He floors it and the spikes on the front of the dozer slam into the wall where RD was tied to. Rags backs off and RD falls down with dozens of holes all over his body. Revenge is still sweet RD. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif As for you Primitive... I don't know what all I want to do with you yet but for one... I am going to do this... *Rags takes Primitives rusty (yet pointy) spear and flips it upside down and bangs it on the ground until the tip is duller then a country music performance. He craks the spear over his knee and hands it back to Primitive. "Here, I have made some minor adjustments to your now 'rusty (and very dull) spear. I hope you enjoy." Rags slides into his booth once againt after a long day of fighting. |
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primitive watches Ragnaroks little “performance” with an amused smile on his lips.
Ragnarok has obviously no idea of the function of the runes his spear is covered with. primitive pick up the two pieces of the spear, and places them on the table. He puts his right arm on a tattoo looking much like the runes on the spear, which cover his hart. Humming the rune of undoing, while his left arm trace the rune over the spear, the spear is once again whole and pointy. Smiling, primitive hums and traces another rune, the rune of retribution, and all the harm Ragnarok had inflicted on the spear is reflected back to him. Ragnarok screams as his arms and legs snaps and his manhood is grinded to a dull point. Going over to F Te antKes table, primitive finds the card RD left earlier with rules for the cantina and adds: 9 - Don’t f… with primitives rusty (yet pointy) spear. Back at his own table, primitive decides he will not spoil RDs fun, and hums the rune of undoing again. A whimpering Ragnarok is then restored to his former “glory”. To show he bears no grudge, primitive sends Rags a drink fitting of his new black costume. The cantina erupts in laughter as a FWB brings the ragged one a “Pink Loverboy” http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Wow, all that, and cover chrage! That is amazing.
F Te antKe, your "Your Highness". You are most "Welcome". May I say, very nice, 'stiletto'! As part of a shoe, or not! Oooo, that would mean, you have a great......Decorum, prevents me from going further! <font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font> |
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...Taz, taking advantage of a slight lull the bar business, waves at F Te antKe and smiles at her. Hearts can be seen hovering over his head.
Seeing F Te antKe glancing his way, Taz's heart is actually seen beating in his chest and his smile becomes even wider. (Unfortunatly for the nearer customers as his eight inch canines can now be clearly seen!) Taz wonders if, maybe, there is a chance...? |
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*Raging Deadstar lies upon the floor, bleeding and defeated, ragnarok smiles, has he finally won a battle for once? Could raganrok really have lived up to his name? Raging Deadstar smiles evily, he thinks of using the technology he knows like the back of his hand. A bunch of molerats pick up raging deadstar and take him back to the transporter where he is implanted into a new body. He wanders back into the cantina pulling a large trolley, he unveils the trolley and their sits an Ionic Concussion BLaster and a Gravitational Condenser. He fires up the Ionic concussion bLaster and it zaps ragnarok in the stomach, raganrok feels instantly queasy with the build up of stellar gasses in his stomach. Raging Deadstar then fires the gravitational condenser and it closes ragnaroks mouth and behind. Raganrok looks scared, theres no where for the gas to escape! Ragnaroks eyes begin to expand when he explodes, leaving his entrails to fly across the room and land in various peoples drinks.*
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Ragnarok blows to a million pieces from RDs little plan. All but Rags head is no longer able to be recognized. Ragnarok not being from this world is able to live without the rest of his body. Many a year ago Ragnarok knew that he would come across some fights that would no doubt blow him to pieces so in the back of his mouth, one of his molars is really a fake tooth. Rags head just so happened to land on Primitives rusty (yet point yet again) spear and Primitive is walking around like he managed to defeat Ragnarok, when indeed it was RD that did it. Rags shouts out; "RD! Are you going to let Primitive take the credit and glory from this battle?" RD ponders the question a little bit while Rags takes his tongue and flips the switch on that fake molar. Instantly his head is transported to the 'Naughtica and installed onto a new body. Rags comes strolling in the Cantina once more and he cracks his neck trying to adjust to this new body. "Never can be too careful" he says while cracking his back.
Rags approaches Primitive and borrows his spear for a moment. Rags orders the Giant Battle Gophers to pin RD to the wall where the dart board is and they do so. RD is fighting to get free but it is to no avail. Rags exclaims, "How about a nice game of darts RD?" RDs faces turns into a look of horror as he knows what is about to take place. Rags steps back and takes the rusty (yet pointy) spear and jolts it towards RD as fast as he can. It misses. Rags goes and plucks the spear out of the wall and RD can't help but wet his pants a few times. Rags walks back to try again. He throws and this time he hits RD right in the stomach. RD whinces in pain and Rags walks back up, grabs ahold of the rusty (yet pointy) spear and twists and turns it before he takes it out. This goes on for a few more minutes and RD has holes in his stomach, shoulders, legs, forearms, and other areas. "You do know that rust is not good for a flesh wound right RD? You should really get those checked out." Rags smiles evily and he returns Primitives rusty (yet point) spear, before he hands it to Primitive he wipes it clean of the flesh and blood on the tip. Rags orders the strongest drink in the house and opens it up, takes a very minute sip and tosses the rest onto RDs body. RD screams from the burning caused from the alcohol on the wounds and Rags simply smiles and walks to the other end of the bar. |
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
WOW! And still no cover charge! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
Into this thread I post a poem,
in hopes that interest would be shown. But no one hears to my dismay, they're all looking the other way. All eyes are glued to watch the chase, from the corners where they feel safe. An entertaining chase it is, but soon the action comes to fizz. The din has died the air is still, the show was good and it did thrill. To let you know just what I think, I buy the house a round of drinks. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
Mlmbd suddenly notices that his feet don’t touch the floor anymore. With the tip of primitives rusty (we know this part now) spear hooked at the back of his collar, he finds himself dangling 3 feet above the floor. Being turned around by a strong arm he find himself face to face with the brutish looking barbarian.
- You not pay da cover charge ? You pay to primitive ! Mlmbd handles over 200 minerals and is dropped to the floor again. A very satisfied primitive walk back to his table. This is much easier than collecting milk-money. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Is this what you wanted Mlmbd ? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif BTW, great lurk-report this week. |
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
Nice poem David. I'll take that drink. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I'll go cheap and order a Orange Juice. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif I'm not much for beer right now. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif
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Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
David,
primitive don't speaka da English language good enough to be a critic of poems. But he to take that free drink. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif He also would like to know the rest of the story (another 5 or 6 verses perhaps ?). http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif |
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
With this verse..
Into this thread I post a poem, in hopes that interest would be shown. But no one hears to my dismay, they're all looking the other way. I was refering to the 'other' poem I posted called 'The Encounter'.. It got no reaction at all, (most likely due to the 'chase'!) it was just bad timing on my part. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
primi babes, does this mean you will accept 200 mins from me? If you don't take it I'll give it to David for his poetry.
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Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
*Rags drinks the rest of his orange juice and orders some lunch to settle his stomach that is screaming for pain. He promtly recieves his food and gobbles it up like he hasn't eaten in years. He pays his tab and tips the waitress and Boards his ship to sleep.*
Oh and this is post Edit:2500, I know this isn't the same thread but hey, I can have this one can't I? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif [ February 07, 2003, 17:20: Message edited by: Ragnarok ] |
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
primitive, Why yes, that will to do nicely!!
Thanks for the comment! <font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font> ps; rags, that post 2500. Not 1500, but who's counting? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif [ February 07, 2003, 16:55: Message edited by: mlmbd ] |
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
Growltigga walks into the cantina and whacks mlmbd, Raging Deadstar and Primitive each round the head with his trusty cricket bat just cos they are being daft buggers...
David Gervais gets a whallop on the rebound. Rags gets a full underarm swing right into the happy sacks which, being catapulted through his flies out into a perfect parabola to land with a plop in F Te anKe's drink... Have a good weekend y'all Snigger snigger snigger snigger |
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