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bump in the nite http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif The wind russels thru the trees, a whispering faintly fills the air, He's coming, He's coming,....... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif

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Oh god no! NO! Not Him.

Renegade melts back into the shadows and fades from view, until He is gone.

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RD quickly smuggles himself through the "service contractors entrance" of the cantina. Dragging what seems to be an enormous metal case behind him. A couple of inquisitive shots from the remaining customers were soon subdued by an FBW delivering drinks to their respective tables. Activating the Sound Dampner behind the bar RD breathlessly approaches General Woundwort.

"Competition... These are Dark Days. Whatever happened to the Phong's Heads glory days? Whatever happened to the unadulterated greed this place stood for? What happened to the merciless dominating monopoly we possessed??? There is two courses of action my friend. We draw in the customers in a corporate war or….”

RD just grins as he opens up the giant metal case to reveal a mundane looking sharp suited man in cryostasis.

“We send in the health and safety inspectors!”

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"Health Inspectors?"

"Health Inspectors?!?"

"Health Inspectors!?!?!"

Woundwort throws the butt of his cigar to the ground in disgust.

"OK. That's it. I can't wait for the Boss' approval. Time to bring this upstart Huxtable to heel!"

Woundwort taps a few buttons on his wrist computer. His bartender outfit is replaced by a pinstripe zoot suit. A few more buttons and several thick-necked, large-muscled clones of Furio Giunta and Luca Brazi show up, similarly attired, carrying oddly-shaped violin cases. A stangely familiar tune begins to fill the air.

"I'm going over to the Wa-Wa Takeout Hut to lay down the law. Are you in or out?"

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well, its certainly been ages since i've seen that fuzzy mug in here.

since its valentines day (in some parts of the world) is it a requirements for those FBWs to express a little affection for tired old wargame grognards? or does that get into combat pay?

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Woundwort walks back behind the counter and hangs his fedora on the wall. However, several Furio clones remain close at hand. Obviously, something is in the works.

As he settles back behind the bar and taps the ashes of his cigar into a convenient ashtray, he notices the Angel of Death sitting with Agent Zero.

"Hoo boy. That's a bad sign."

Woundwort summons his robot flunkey Sancho to the bar.

"Make sure that AZ's table gets good service today."

"Yessir. How did the... visit... go?"

"We'll find out. That reminds me - tell the combat droids to stand by. Hopefully we won't need them, but... you never know..."

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RD Peers over the top of the bar...

"Angel of Death?? I swear I was not responsible for that incident back on Cassandra VI... Oh..."

Realises that it's a patron and relaxes before pouring himself his usual non-alcoholic drink and continues to serve people and mentionning too much.

"Hey Woundwort, If Agent Zero dies on this property just make sure to claim the life insurance!"

RD drops a brewski by David Gervais usual seat and continues to serve the usual patrons, He contemplates a bit of vengeance on Renegade but decides against it. He's heard muttering under his breath..

"It was valentines day yesterday, goodwill to all men and that, god know's we need it at this time of year!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif