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Hmmmm, I have had a look at the stamp on the bottom (whoop whoop) of my Faith Hill clone and there is no model number, only a funny bit of writing that says "made in Hicksville, Wyoming"..
Still, no worries eh? she'll be right as she came dressed in the nurses' outfit Gryphin, please do put a section in the thingummy Dogscoff was referring to about the Gryphin position. Hey Dogscoff, are there entries in there for you, me and the cantina?? |
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As Mac is inbibbing upon the wonderous bowls of some real outstanding chili, he notices the Gryphin staring at the contents of the bowls with flamming nostrils and drooling tongue hanging out. Mac quickily pulls out his combullbalator, and continues to indulge himself in the extasy of the refind wholesome anatamy cleansing goodies. Oh no you don't you old Sod, he mumbles to himself.
Mac sees the Furry Tigga enjoying a Faith Hill persona.... (if only he knew that Rags had removed the number on the bottom of the clone,heheh, the number is actually #5) PS the eariler Versions are prone to imploding upon certain indescreations.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif In further reading of the Cantina Post, it postulates that numerous Shania Twain Clones have mysteriously appeared, however, upon closer examination it was found that it is only some ingenous covering, whereas, underneathe the fake skin they are really Liz Hurly clones...... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif poor mumbles and gryphin, fighting over LH like that http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif mac goes back to refreshing himself with a refill of chili and of course the occasional brewski a basking in essance Mac |
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David Gervais, does this mean you are leaving us for good? will we never see your canuck charm evidenced on this cantina any longer??
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Mac, I didn't say I was leaving the forums, just cooling down on the avatar thing. I still drop by here every day... just a sec..
..I go over to the jukebox. open it and remove every Last single C&W disc in there. I replace them with a good selection of Phil Colins, Sting and sneak in a few ONJ songs (but not the C&W ones!).. There I wonder if anyone will notice the absence of C&W music when they drop by? Cheers! |
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Dogscoff squeals as a gang of FBW's grab him and chain him to a large chair....
Growltigga walks over to the jukebox, inserts his Europe CD, turns up the volume to 11 and proceeds to bLast out every song Europe ever wrote, as well as playing The Final Countdown twenty times |
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GAHH!!! CHEESY... EIGHTIES... METAL... CAN'T...
*Dogscoff collapses, apparently dead. As people crowd around the stricken corpse, a hideous transformation occurs. Dogscoff's troUsers become tighter and shiner and his hair grows into some kind of gigantic girlie metal-mullett. Suddenly he leaps up, produces one of those triangular 'leccy guitars and starts prancing up and down the Cantina, shaking his stupid hair while squawking tepid metal hits from "artists" like Europe and Bon Jovi. Only after 6 songs, when he is in the middle of an angsty "rock ballad", does he summon the resistance to utter "kill me now" Without hesitation, the residents of the Cantina simultaneously open fire with enough combined firepower to evapourate your average battlecruiser... |
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and Dogscoff is obliterated into his component atoms, as the dulcet sounds of Whitesnake's "Is this Love?" echo around the cantina.
Camera pans out, the scene is now a few days later, outside the cantina, the regulars are all dressed in black and are standing round a coffin shaped hole, Barry, GT, Gryphin, Mac, Tesco and Saxon are sobbing as they lower Dogscoff's coffin into the ground. Barry proceeds to throw dirt upon the prone puking mutt, and twelve stout 80's guitar heroes. shaggy haired and true, stand round the grave and play Bon Jovi's greatest hits...... Lovely image |
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Dogscoff's entry (ooer) About the Cantina 'Tig, you don't have a page there because you haven't made one yet: Although anyone is free to create or edit any page they like in the Malfadorica, I think it would be rather rude to edit someone else's personal page. It really is piss easy to take part in the Malfadorica. Just go to a page and clik "edit" to edit it. If you see or create a link with a question mark on it, click it to start a new entry. Go on, dive in... |
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'Tig, I've made it even easier for you: Click on the Cantina link in my previous post, then click on the question mark link for "the proprietor". You will be taken to the "GrowlTigga" entry in the Malfadorica, where you can enter whatever details about yourself you see fit.
If it asks you to log in, put GrowlTigga in as you username (note the capitals) and don't put in a password. If you want to link to another page, put it in square brackets, for example you might put something like </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">code:</font><hr /><pre style="font-size:x-small; font-family: monospace;"> I am also the owner and despot-in-chief of the [Cantina] on Shrapnel forums. </pre><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">and the encyclopedia would display something like this: I am also the owner and despot-in-chief of the Cantina on Shrapnel forums. [ February 28, 2003, 12:13: Message edited by: dogscoff ] |
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I was going through their. ... I noticed Sweet Tea is nowhere to be found...
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Scoffo, cheers for that, my malfadorica entry is in there, and I managed not to use any rude words
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'Tig, nice one. Actually, I just remembered: Now you've made an entry in the Malfadorica, you really ought to add your name to this page.
It's addictive, this malfadocrica... As for sweet tea, well, we do have entries for regular tea. In fact, there is even an open link there for someone *cough*Tesco*cough* to make a "sweet tea" entry... |
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Fortunately, Dogscoff has been immortalized, his stylish locks have been seized upon as the height of fashion by men around the world (as well as a few women). The mullet became the symbol of Dogscoff’s ball licking greatness and a web site was created to idolize the somewhat disturbing descendants of the Great One’s coiffure. For those with strong stomachs, may I present Mullets Galore, a tribute to the DS Style. May I suggest the classifications as a good starting point, as it shows 100 distinct styles of mullets, witnessing the greatness of Dogscoff’s taste and vision.
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mac, Liz Hurly, Shania Twain. It is 'all' good!
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Hello all.
Back from 1 month of no internet after haggling with Videotron (One of the cable companies in Montreal) and now ready to hit the waves once more. My sincere apologies to Geoschmo, Fyron, Tesco, Dogscoff, the gang at #se4, Captn Kwok, SE4 by commitee, and to people who were with me in my former PBW games, notably History of the Galaxy 2. Now, barkeep, one mug of guiness. |
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Glad to have you back! You CAN drink to the memory of Dogscoff - but I have this fealing that we haven't seen the Last of him! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Quote:
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TerranC, welcome back neighbour! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif ..I walk over to TerranC and before he can react, I pull out a marange pie and slowly press it into his face. When I pull the pie away, the expression on TerranC's face is priceless. ..I drop the pie into the nearest compost heap, grap a towel and hand it to TerranC. (after all, I want you to feel welcome, but don't want to be totally rude!)
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TC, "Welcome Back"! Have a drink on me!
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Congrats with your promotion Major.
This one's one me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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Another normal, peacefu day in the Cantina- the regulars can be seen scatterd about the room, drinking, chatting and leering over the FBWs. A few escapee tribbles scamper across the floor, hotly pursued by a cleaver-wielding Taz, and 'Tig is sat at a corner table counting Last week's takings while two FBWs massage his executive stresses away. There's a guy in the corner juggling live neutron grenades and wafting in from outside is the distant yet unmistakable sound of a traffic warden being messily devoured by a T-Rex in a tuxedo.
Suddenly, the lights go out. A chill wind bLasts through the Cantina and all the furniture begins to rattle. 'Tigga's fur stands on end and glasses all around the room explode spontaneously. Just then, blood starts dripping from the cracks in the ceiling and doorframes, forming itself into letters to spell out a message from beyond the grave... "That bloody hurt." The lights come back on, the jukebox restarts and everything appears eerily normal again. Suddenly, the undead manifestation starts again, and another message appears on the wall below the first: "Oh, Taz, pour me a pint of the usual will you?" [ March 03, 2003, 09:25: Message edited by: dogscoff ] |
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"Damn" thinks Growltigga, "All I need is Dogscoff haunting the cantina, I knew I should have eaten him, people rise from the grave I know but I have never heard of anyone rising from the cat"
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primitive, Who me? *mlmbd, asks with a sly grin* Thanks!!
dogscoff, I know a shaman. ME! If you wish to be resurected, just leave another message! GT, rising from a cat, is not the unsual. Except for a DOG. OUH, I am funny, today! <font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font> |
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TC good to have ya back, sorry it took so long, been away from cantina awhile myself,
Mac Puts the flower wreathe he bought for Dogscoff on the mantle over the bar, when he notices the blood dripping down and splashing all over the floor, he reads the bizzar message, Looks around and see the Furry one shivering as he too sees the blood letting. OH OH, he mumbles, Mac hurriedly runs back to his table and orders a double brewski with all the trimmings, he then opens his newest research journal and beginns reading about the theory on the un-dead PS. if anyone is interested, MM (Aaron) has a post in the SE5 thread, apparently the game is on the drawing board (for those of you who haven't read the thread) GT, I think you should offer a special Drink to MM if he ever comes to this wonderous establishment.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif just some ideas mac [ March 05, 2003, 03:36: Message edited by: mac5732 ] |
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Still communicating by the means of blood-daubed Messages on the walls, Dogscoff expresses to Mlmbd a desire to be resurrected, but only if the ritual involved is lengthy, convoluted, arcane and requires loads and loads of grisly blood sacrifices.
In the meantime, he takes full advantage of his new ectoplasmic status by playing poltergeist-like pranks, for example moving Mac's chair just before he sits down and swapping Primitive's glass of beer for one full of wee. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Then he realises he has the power to take possession of mortal souls and promptly jumps into one of the FBWs with the intention of "taking her for a spin". http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Hmmmm, does Dogscoff remind anyone else of Ted "Theodore" Logan from Bill & Ted's second movie with his spook-like possessory antics?
I am sure he even looks like Ted, albeit with a fay goatee beard!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif |
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One advantage with living the primitive lifestyle is an impeccable sense of smell.
Primitive sends the bad beer back and orders a replacement. Running his fingers over the runes on his rusty (yet pointy) spear he ponders the wisest course of action. The rune of resurrection will bring back Dogscoff in a sec, but the lack of blood and gore may make him somewhat bad-tempered. No, better to leave the resurrection to mlmbd. But primitive can do something about the touchiness of the big dog. Drawing the rune of emasculation instead, primitive makes sure the resurrected Dogscoff will be more amendable. |
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*Ghost Dogscoff jumps out of his current possessee (a porn star in the midst of shooting "10 girl challenge III") and haunts his way back to the Cantina. Once there he locates primitive's table and dumps a half-ton of ectoplasmic snot onto the hapless barbarian. |
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Gosh, does anyone have a copy of "10 girl challenge" numbers 1 and 2 I can borrow for my own, ahem, educational and research purposes.
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Hmm, I must find a less messy way of communicating. With all the blood on the walls it's starting to look like a slaughterhouse in here... |
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Primitive would be very happy to help out, but at the moment he is trapped under his table by the half-ton of ectobLastic snot dropped by the poltergeist formerly known as Dogscoff. Maybe later http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif |
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Growltigga, laden with a heavy cold, walks over to the stricken Primitive and decides to add some natural ambience to the large pile of ectoplasmic snot by unclogging his nose in Primitive's direction.
The plucky Norwegian is covered with steaming bogies, and soon all that can be seen is the top of his rusty (yet pointy) spear, arising out of the green mess like a dodgy flag, with a large groley dripping of the top of it.... |
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Primitive goes up-stairs for a nice long (and much needed) shower. 2 Kylieclones, 1 Liz Hurley and 6 regular FBWs scurries up to join him. Damn, that 1 to little to make “10 girl challenge IV”.
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Hmmm, Primitive, Dogscoff will have to confirm but I kind of liked the idea of the "10 girl challenge" saga not involving any chaps at all, at least not any snot covered norwegian body building fairy boys!
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...Taz, always eager to experiment, places a pint of Dogscoff's usual brew in an empty spot on the bar and waits...
Will Dogscoff spot the lone brew? If so, will an immaterial spirit be able to drink it? Will he want more? And if he does, will he need to take a trip to the loo later? ...Taz stands back and watches to see if a Spirit will drink spirits!... |
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* seeing dogscoff wants to be brought back. mlmbd starts to assemble the necessary item:
1 bottle Guinness Stout, stale - atleast half full 2 bottle Guinness Stout, Unopened and slightly chilled 1 Tanzinite crystal, Large 14 doz half eaten shoestring potatoes 4 Large potatoes, Raw 1 very smelly piece of White clouds ear fungus, Large 3 Italian fungus (Porchini) Very Large 11 small (put not cute) bunnies....er....rabbits, Alive 2 Clay Bowls, Very Large 1 Clay Bowl (Small), New 1 large Parang (a sword from the Trojan era on Earth) which is a touch rusty 2 Goats, ceremonial, Unused 1 Ball of twine, Large (for tying things up) 1 Scottish Dirk; ceremonial Athame, Very Used 1 Small bottle Olive Oil, Extra Virgin, Unopened 6 doz 'once' used sticks of sandlewood incense 1 vampire/vampyre fang, stightly used 6 garlic cloves, Large 1 candle Red, New 2 candle Blue, New 2 candles White, New or almost New 3 pieces Hickory, Large ? Matches - Wooden, for lighting the candles and stuff 1 bottle of A-1 Steak Sauce, Unopened 1 New York Times, any condition 1 Porterhouse steak, minium 2 inches thick. Wieghting no less than 32 oz. 1 Prang virgin, slghtly used 1 Silver Goblet, Druid 1 stick of unsalted (but not sweet) butter, softened 1 Tandori Oven, Extremely Large 1 Bay Leaf, Large 1 Table, Large (to place all the items on. Except the Extremely Large Tandori Oven) 1 Chair, Used mlmbd, rechecks his list against the assembled items. Yep, that will do it. He remarks to himself. OK, dogscoff! We are ready to begin. mlmbd, exclaims * *mlmbd, starts placing items here and there to make everything ready. One Very Large Clay Bowl right here. The other Very Large Clay Bowl right here. 1 Extremely Large Tandori Oven right here. mlmbd, then places 1 large piece of Hickory in each of the Very Large Clay Bowls. Places the other large piece of Hickory in the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. GOOD! Now, taking several pieces of the New York Times. Wads them up. Placing the wads of the New York Times in each one of the Very Large Clay Bowls. And, the remainder in the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. He also places the 2 Large potatoes in each of the Very Large Clay Bowls. Alright then! Next mlmbd takes the small Clay Bowl (New), placing in to it; the 6 Large Garlic Cloves, 1 Large Bay Leaf, 3 Very Large Italian funguses and empties the 1 bottle of stale Guinness Stout (that is atleast half full) into the small Clay Bowl (New). Opens the Small Unopened bottle of Extra Virgin Olive Oil and the Unopened bottle of A-1 Steak Sauce. Pours half the contents of Extra Virgin Olive Oil the into the small Clay Bowl (New). Takes the Very Used Scottish Dirk; ceremonial Athame and stirs the contents of the small Clay Bowl (New). He then opens the Unopened bottle Guinness Stout (slightly chilled). Taking a very large swallow; mlmbd mentions; almost done! Whew, taking another drink of the 'Now' opened bottle Guinness Stout (slightly chilled). mlmbd takes several of the Wooden Matches from the table. Lighting all the candles. First; the Red Candle (New) next the Blue Candle (New). And then the 2 White Candles. Places the Red Candle (New), Blue Candle (New) and the White Candle (new) in the middle of the 2 Very Large Clay Bowls and the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. Sprinkels the remains of 6 doz 'once' used sticks of sandlewood incense, in a circle around the candles. * Whispering some words of mystic origin, until the circle around the candles is complete. * mlmbd then lights the wads of the New York Times, he placed in the Very Large Clay Bowls and the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. The Large pieces Hickory catch fire, easily. mlmbd then put 1 of Very Large Italian funguses into the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. And 1 Very Large Italian fungus into eac of the 2 Very Large Clay Bowls. mlmbd then balances the Large Tanzinite crystal and the Vampire/Vampyre fang (stightly used) between the 3 candles. Whispering a few more words of mystic origin. Until the Large Tanzinite crystal is balanced! Just a few more minutes, dogscoff; mlmbd mentions. He then ties the Prang Virgin (only slghtly used) to the Large Table. mlmbd grabs the 2 1/2 inches thick Porterhouse steak (not weighting less than 32 oz) and puts it in the small Clay Bowl (New). mlmbd throws the Large, very smelly piece of White clouds ear fungus and the 14 doz half eaten shoestring potatoes, into the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. The Live 11 small (put not cute) bunnies....er....rabbits follow after the 14 doz half eaten shoestring potatoes. Slaps the 2 1/2 inches thick Porterhouse steak (not weighting less than 32 oz) onto the side of the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. *the meat sizzles with the heat supplied by the ovens exterior and interior* Grabing the Large Parang ((a sword from the Trojan era on Earth) which is a touch rusty), mlmbd swings (shouting some words of mystic origin) ; in a single blow, the first (ceremonial and Unused) Goats head falls to the floor. Then the second blow. The second (ceremonial and Unused) Goats head falls to the floor the blood spurts everywhere spattering onto the Prang Virgin (only slghtly used), the Large Tanzinite crystal, the Vampire/Vampyre fang (stightly used), the 3 candles they are balanced between, the Very Large Clay Bowls, the Extremely Large Tandori Oven and anything or anyone standing close. mlmbd, tosses the goats heads and thier bodies into the Extremely Large Tandori Oven. Takes the 4 Large potatoes, 3 Very Large Italian funguses and the 2 1/2 inches thick Porterhouse steak (not weighting less than 32 oz) to the table. Where he puts the softened stick of unsalted (but not sweet) butter on the 4 Large potatoes. Poor a liberal amount of A-1 Steak Sauce on the Porterhouse steak. Opens the Last bottle of Unopened and slightly chilled Guinness Stout into the Druid's Silver Goblet. Unties the Prang Virgin (only slghtly used). Suggesting carnal things they will partake of a bit later. Lights the remaining White Candle. Then takes a seat. In the used Chair. THERE! It is done! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Damn, I am hungry! The roast rabbit and goat are on me, everyone! * mlmbd grins as he starts to eat his potatoes (with butter) and steak with A-1 and Porchini Mushrooms * <font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font> |
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Wow, you go through alot of work to fix a meal mlmbd! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
I'll just have some of that there steak you fixed up. That looks mighty good. *Rags wonders to the back of the Cantina and finds a figure sitting in a chair with a white sheet draped over it, and with a mic in its hand. Rags walks over the the figure and pulls the sheet off and reveals it to be Dogscoff himself. He has been sitting in the back of the room using the PA system to make it seem like he was a spirit in the room talking to everyone. What a rip, I thought for a moment he was actually dead. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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As Mac gets up off the floor by his table, he looks bewildered, Now who moved the damn chair he yells, some people just have no repect for old geezers around here http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
He sees mlmbd cooking up some steaks and places his order for one, medium rare, sour cream on the potatoes. As Mac walks back to his table, he sees a very large pile of what appears to be a yellowish green, slimey pile of what could only be termed as Snotty Mucas laying on the floor. Hmph, GT is slipping letting this kind of thing around here, how is one to eat and inbib upon the pleasures of brewskis with this putrifying essance around. He rights a note to the furry feline to please clean up the despicable concoction upon the premisis. YUK.... Mac checks his chair over, to make sure its ok, places, nails spikes into the feet and floor to make sure it doesn't move again, and proceeds to growel at primative as he sees a LH clone upon his arm, now that is just the Last straw, he immediatly walks over to the pie dispenser, puts in his minerals, retrieves several cream pies and proceeds to lob them in primitives direction http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif just some ideas mac |
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Mac, wadd'ya mean there is an unholy horrible putrid slimy green mess in the cantina?? I thought you wanted your usual breakfast that's all!!
Mlmbd, fancy a job cheffing at the cantina? you may need to fight for room in the kitchen with the killer mongooses and C list celebrity stars, but hey, I am sure a chap like you with a large enough Sabatier cleaver can do wonders for himself |
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*The undead Dogscoff has found the drink left for him by Taz, and has lifted it into the air, trying to figure out exactly how to drink it without a body. As Mlmbd's appropriately convoluted and blood-drenched ritual draws to a close, the spirit of Dogscoff is suddenly pulled into the oven that was central to the proceedings, and he immediately awakes in a living, human form. He quickly checks that his tackle is all there (despite Primitive's curse- I guess that's what the second goat was for) and then realises that he's in an oven and that it's bloody hot. He leaps out of the oven and runs to the bar, neatly catching the drink that his own spirit-form had just dropped from the ceiling. He downs half the drink, then pours the rest over his head to extinguish any smouldering bits.
*Dogscoff immediately thanks Mlmbd by buying him a drink from each and every pump, barrel and bottle behind the bar. He lines them all up in front of the master of voodoo barbeque and sits down to order himself a snack. [ March 06, 2003, 10:06: Message edited by: dogscoff ] |
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Just a little game of guess who said this:
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Without checking the web I'd say
Kissenger or Rossevelt Most likely I'm wrong |
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I thought long and hard on that one Atrocities, at first I was thinking Rossevelt, then that changed to Lincoln.
So I gave up and cheated. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif I searched for it. I won't say who it was for the others that want to guess. Drinks on me everyone. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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awww do tell Rags, do tell
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I belive what the dead presidents quote http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif (okay, I cheated) says is exactly the opposite of what my sig is supposed to say. |
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Growltigga, seeing that Primitive has surfaced from the upstairs room where he has been, ahem, getting clean, pulls the lever marked "doggy doo dropper" and watches in minor hysterics as a large steaming globulous dollop of Fido's finest drops from the ceiling and lands on Primitive's head......
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A tired primitive hits the showers once more. This time with a new bunch of sexy clones including two Naomi Campbell, one Gisele Bundchen and a Jennifer Connelly.
This snot/pie/doody throwing is gonna wear him down in no time. |
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
Poor old Primitive gets into the shower with his supergirlies, and smiles as the leiderhosen clad Bavarian shower assistant hands him his towel and bottle of extra virgin olive oil to smear on Primitive's nancy boy muscles.
"hang on" says the overmuscled ferret-felching Norwegian as he turns on the shower tap, "since when has the cantina had a Bavarian shower assistant????" He screams as the deluge of rotten sauerkraut shoots out of the faucet, howls as the rancid cabbage juice squirts out of the overflow, gibbers as the flat lager spits out from the nozzle and trembles in fear at the large bratwurst that assaults him from behind via the plughole.... Needless to say, the supergirlies run screaming out of the shower and throw themselves on Dogscoff in terror Note to self: damn, am I good at this creative writing cartoon violence or what... the next theme is going to be Morocco |
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
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18th United States President Terms of Office: 1869-1877 * His real name was Hiram U. Grant. * He aspired to be a farmer or a down-the-river trader. * He graduated from West Point in 1843. * As president, he was stopped and cited for speeding and forced to pay a $20 fine for riding his horse too fast. * He was the first president whose administration was marked by major scandal. * He was the first president whose parents were both alive when he was inaugurated. * He smoked an average of 20 cigars daily. * He was the first president born in Ohio." Rags is still choking from the great amount of drinks poured down his throat and he continues, "That is all I know, I swear. Now can I go please?" |
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