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Growltigger March 6th, 2003 06:16 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Rags, that is grand and thanks for the info, listen mate, no hard feelings or whatever but you need to clean yourself up.

Why dont you go and have a nice shower, just ask to borrow a towel from Abdul the Berber villager who is the attendant at the moment.

And dont mind the camel, it doesn't if you dont.

mlmbd March 6th, 2003 07:30 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Steaks..... Steaks....... and more Steaks! Now that everyone has placed their orders for food. I can get on with my meal!

*mlmbd thanks GT for the kind gesture, of cheffing. But declines. Me sharing a kitchen with 'anyone' is definitely, not a good idea. He thinks, to himself. Definitely, definitely not a good idea.*

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Ragnarok March 6th, 2003 07:53 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Rags gets up, brushes off any lint balls that might be on his uniform and he nods at GT to which he walks to the shower room and sees the camel just staring at him... Rags proceeds to take off his clothes and the camel is still staring at him. Rags begins to feel a bit uneasy, at which time the camel senese this and begins to bite and kick and just plain flat out attack Rags.
Rags grabs his clothes quickly and holds on to them as he streaks through the Cantina. The patrons take notice of this and begin to burst out with laughter as Rags ran through the room. Rags Boards his ship and finishes his shower.

primitive March 7th, 2003 02:27 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
primitive, knowing himself to be outsmarted accepts defeat. He goes up to GT and shows him a key.
"If you let me clean myself up in peace, I will give you this key to a room above. In there I have a full dozen celebrety clones. Sexually enhanced and starved for affection, they will bring much joy and pleasure."
The curious cat snaps the key and runs up the stairs. Not before the door slams behind him did he suspect the trap.

The clones bring much joy and pleasure to the patrons of the Cantina, as they watch the show on closed circuit television. GT on the other hand does not seem to enjoy his selection of Freddie Mecury clones.

[ March 07, 2003, 00:33: Message edited by: primitive ]

Growltigger March 7th, 2003 02:28 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Hmmm, dunno really Atrocities, without cheating and searching the web, it does sound possibly Napoleonic but what also makes me think is Primitive's sig which says something like "fighting for peace is like humping for virginity"

mac5732 March 7th, 2003 05:11 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Primitive, ROFL,

serves GT right the old hair ball http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Mac turns on his giant 37" close circuit monitor and proceeds to watch the manistations of the furry feline in the Upper room. HEY GT, try the "Gryphin Position or CTW", he yells at the monitor as he sits back with his usual brewski, Mac was going to order his usual breakfast but the indecent, disgusting, exhibition on the Monitor is to much for one's inner anatamy to handle during breakfast http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Now Rags and Primitive have you 2 been in the inner sanctum of the cantina yet, ever hear of Loo worshipers..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

hysterical Mac

[ March 07, 2003, 03:15: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

Ragnarok March 7th, 2003 06:18 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Yeah, I've heard of the loo worshipers... They are evil, that's why I was forced to take a shower with a camel out back. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

primitive March 7th, 2003 10:47 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Primitive remembers sitting around the fire in the depth of the darkest jungle of his home planet, as a kid. the drums would pound a steady beat, and the Shaman would sing the gruesome stories of the loo worshippers. No, primitive is not going in there.

Edit: One day I'm gonna learn to spel

[ March 07, 2003, 08:53: Message edited by: primitive ]

Growltigger March 7th, 2003 10:53 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Au contraire Mr Primitive, Growltigga has always been one to strip down to the spandex leotard, don large furry moustache and sing "We will Rock You" with the best of them....

Using Brian May as a battering ram, Growltigga and the Freddie Mercury clones escape from Primitive's locked room, they charge into the cantina and grab the musclebound Fairy Boy from the Fjords.

He carry him upstairs to the "other" locked room and chuck him in. Freddie Mercury clones attach chains and padlocks to the door and arc weld it shut.

Primitive looks up, standing in front of him are about a dozen Jimmy Somerville clones, 4 Dana International clones, a few Will Young clones and a couple of Marc Almond clones, all clutching muscle rub and drooling at Primitive's physique

The screams can be heard in the next galaxy

Atrocities March 7th, 2003 11:37 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Ulysses S Grant

primitive March 7th, 2003 12:02 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Primitive being already sucked dry by FBWs and luscious female celebrity clones (a big thank you to Kylie, Liz, Naomi and Gisele), GTs army of merry men soon turn on each other instead. Since the door is welded close, primitive uses his rusty (yet pointy) spear to break through the floor. Climbing through the floor, primitive finds himself a hiding place among the rafters. Time to hunt for some tiger oil.

Growltigger March 7th, 2003 12:37 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Ho hum, shouts the mighty Kat, grab Barry, marshal the Byzantine killer mongoose hordes, assemble the cast of Friends, The bold and the Beautiful and Frazier, gather Abdul and his berber legion, cry havoc, and let slips the cats of war...

We is going Primitive hunting...

TALLLY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

primitive March 7th, 2003 01:08 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Primitive, known for his bad sense of timing, calls for a timeout.
He is going skiing in the mountains, so he has to postpone his hunt for tiger oil until Monday.

GT:
You are very good at this, but I am seriously troubled by your need to “grab” and “mount” poor Barry all the time. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Growltigger March 7th, 2003 01:25 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Primitive, I wouldn't expect you to know this but a gentlemen ALWAYS hunts mounted. There is a distinct lack of horses in the cantina, so Barry is the next best thing (well, 12 tons of vicious tuxedo clad T-Rex is hard to argue with).

Barry is also by his very nature a carnivore and a predator, and therefore is happiest chasing down things to rip apart and devour. I need a mount to hunt with, he needs to hunt. Perfect match really.

A gentlemen also must always take good care of his pets, ensuring that they are well fed and get lots of exercise to keep them in tip top condition.

I take that duty seriously so Barry gets exercised as often as I can find a victim, I mean, reason and I do do my best with the FBW's

mlmbd March 7th, 2003 07:00 PM

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primitive & GT, Damn,

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<font color=yellow> I just got this very shiny new Hunting Horn:</font>

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In HONOR of the Cantina. I was looking foward to using it!

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Growltigger March 7th, 2003 07:07 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
ooh ooh mlmbd, can I have a toot please? can I have a go?

Why dont you aks the FBW's if they want a go, I am sure they wold love the chance to blow your horn

Wardad March 7th, 2003 07:10 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Here is a toot for you...

http://www.flowgo.com/greetings/spli...sh_splash2.swf

mlmbd March 7th, 2003 10:09 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
GT, sure. Have a go at it.

* mlmbd hands his shiny new Hunting Horn to GT *

Now about the FBW's. Oh here FBW's.................

Wardad, toot.............. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Raging Deadstar March 8th, 2003 02:45 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
*a defiant rumble can be heard throughout the cantina as clouds begin to darken and thunder crackles from above. Dogscoff can be heard howling at the moon, most likely because an fbw has just offered to blow his horn and a bright light can be seen heading towards the cantina...

Ragnarok wanders outside, the wind blows fiercely and he looks up to the swirling storm above him, suddenly he realises what it is. 2 bursts of light split from the glow and head towards ragnarok, promptly blowing him up and landing him on the other side of the cantina, into a waste disposal unit next to the entrance. The glow begins to cool down and then it all becomes clear. Raging Deadstar has returned, just when ragnarok thought he could get some relaxation his nemesis comes hutning. The gigantic dreadnought lands in the parking lot and RD Climbs out, makes sure his crosshair contacts are in place and wanders into the cantina, dropping a couple of macs old colstomy bags into the bin for good measure, ragnarok will trully be grateful*

*He opens the door and his trench coat blows in the now settling wind. He is flanked my strangely two overweight yodelling belgians in lederhosen with chocolate round there mouths and chest hair sticking from their tops. He wanders in and sits down at his usual table, orders a nice apple juice, then gets up, pulls out his baguette and asks taz for the most flammable drink he has, taz passes this and RD Soaks the baguette with it and lights it, strides off to the inner sanctum with purpose and closes the door, moments later abdul the villager comes running out as a ball of flame, Raging Deadstar takes aim, swings the baguette and abdul lands in the bin ragnarok is sitting in, leaving the 90% alchohol colostomny bags to ignite leaving a fowl smell around the cantina...*

I've been lurking guys and studying the physics of The gryphin position, i tell you the ammount of practical involved in that is amazing. Looks like i'm in time to lend my two belgian bodyguards to GT, after all i am now Evil Supreme Overlord of Belgium now, and i look forward to watching primitive meeting the red hot poker cannon! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd March 8th, 2003 01:36 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
RD,
Quote:

Evil Supreme Overlord of Belgium now
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Cool! So, just how did that happen? I want details..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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TerranC March 8th, 2003 09:03 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
I don't suppose you could give us free belgian chocolates for free, now that you're supreme overlord of Belgium, RD?

Raging Deadstar March 9th, 2003 02:56 AM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Well Mlmbd it was a long pain staking process

My friend (Whom is called Frosty) and i aquired a lot of money if we were to take certain lessons in higher education, using this money we opened a business selling off old prostitutes and hookers to poor countries as wifes. Since people in these poor countries don't really have the most attractive women they jumped at the chance, giving us, stock options, houses, money and many other assets. We sold these and invested in every gold mine in the world, eventually becoming majority shareholders in every gold mine. Then we embezzled all the gold in the world making it extremely expensive, we sold all our stocks, then we sold all the gold for hugely inflated prices leaving us with billions http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Investing these billions into a lichenstein bank account the interest grew through the roof!

We then bought a couple of nucler warheads and constructed a flying city, powered of course by quantum reactors and quantum engines keeping it in the air http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif We installed some tachyon projection cannons and point defense cannons and laughed evily as we held a country i cannot disclose hostage!

Secretly the world leaders agreed to make us rulers of the world, but didn't disclose this information to the world. So for being Frosty's lackey and scape goat i was allowed to pick any country i wanted. I picked Belgium! If you've read Hitch Hikers guide to the galaxy you'll understand! Then i also gained control of luxembourg and put everyone who's annoyed me over the year and they live their happily, except for the fact every sunday night at 3am i get them to line up and launch capitol ship missiles at them!

Now i have an army of Yodelling overweight yodelling belgians with synthetic chest hair in lederhosen ready at my command!

Yes i'm a very lucky person http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Raging Deadstar March 9th, 2003 01:09 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
*Raging Deadstar smiles evily as terran c says the words belgian chocolates, a giant hole appears above him and he is burried under a pile of belgian chocolates*

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

*The FBW's notice this and run around the cantina shouting belgian chcolates and wheelbarrow them to their dressing room! GT Can also be seen picking some up and putting them in a fancy box, probably for Mrs GT*

Tut tut Growltigga what have you been up to that needs chocolates to fix http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

mlmbd March 9th, 2003 03:59 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
RD, that wouldn't be "Frosty the Snowman"? Would it? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

TC,
Quote:

I don't suppose you could give us free belgian chocolates for free,
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Is there some other kind of 'Free Belgian Chocolates', besides, 'free'? *snicker*

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Atrocities March 9th, 2003 04:11 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
I need to be cheered up. Tis been a really long week, and I really need a beer!

Raging Deadstar March 9th, 2003 04:37 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
*Raging Deadstar calls over a FBW and whispers something in her ear, the fbw smiles and disappears into the FBW's changing room. They all come running out just as atrocities is about to sit down, they pick atrocities up and carry him up stairs!*

-=Camera switches to upstairs=-

*Atrocities is sitting on a very large silk bed and is being pampered by the waitresses, giving him massages all over and feeding him some of the cantina delights and best beer*

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Is this the sort of welcome you were hoping for, there's a jacuzi next door btw http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Edit: Mlmbd, for that i'm afraid you will be sent to luxembourg and bombed every sunday night a 3am, also i think we will pay anne widdecomb to molester you in a cell for your insolence to my leader http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Of course if you beg for forgiveness maybe the dark shadow of belgium will take pity upon you!

[ March 09, 2003, 14:49: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

Growltigger March 10th, 2003 03:13 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Hmmmm, Growltigga suspects the Evil Overlord of Belgium is not on the level

Let's apply some logical thinking here.

"Yodelling" - originally developed as a method of communicating in mountainous regions

"Leiderhosen" - originally developed as practical leatherware for mountaineers

"Belgium" - renowned for its chocolates, beer and being flat (the Ardennes is hardly mountainous)

Therefore

Yodelling, leiderhosen wearing Belgians??

I think not..

Now I know that Raging Deadstar comes from Carlisle and is therefore the end product of generations of inbreeding and sheep molesting but surely even he would get this right??

Growltigga marshalls the Byzantine horde and Abdul and his berber army and jumps on Raging Deadstar to give him a good kicking

primitive March 10th, 2003 03:35 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Quote:

Originally posted by growltigger:
Primitive, I wouldn't expect you to know this but a gentlemen ALWAYS hunts mounted. There is a distinct lack of horses in the cantina, so Barry is the next best thing (well, 12 tons of vicious tuxedo clad T-Rex is hard to argue with).

Barry is also by his very nature a carnivore and a predator, and therefore is happiest chasing down things to rip apart and devour. I need a mount to hunt with, he needs to hunt. Perfect match really.

A gentlemen also must always take good care of his pets, ensuring that they are well fed and get lots of exercise to keep them in tip top condition.

I take that duty seriously so Barry gets exercised as often as I can find a victim, I mean, reason and I do do my best with the FBW's

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Sorry GT.
My language skills is obviously substandard. When I read “Grab” and “Mount” in conjunction with a hapless animal, my inner eye sees an image of a New Zealander with a sheep, not a stiff lipped Englishman riding a horse. My mistake.

Growltigger March 10th, 2003 04:07 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Primitive, no, you are partly right there, if you see references to Englishman and sheep where said Englishman is from Cumbria, or is Welsh, then you are probably right.

It is a bit like Norwegians and penguins, or maybe seals if the seal is placid enough.

"Proper" Englishmen always ride to hunt..

Feel free to join in the melee directed at Raging Deadstar, if you dont want to join in, just duck occassionally as his bodily parts are flying round the cantina

mlmbd March 10th, 2003 04:20 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
RD, what GT said!

primitive,
Quote:

When I read “Grab” and “Mount” in conjunction with a hapless animal
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I would harldy consider "Rex" hapless. And "grab" is meant as a way to aquire something. Sometimes translations just do not make it. Other than that, I could see your confussion! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Growltigger March 10th, 2003 04:37 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Mlmbd and Primitive, I think you should both take Barry into the carpark and try and GRAB him and MOUNT him..

I will send some of the FBW's out in half an hour with a pressure washer to get rid of the bits of you Barry fails to eat http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Where is my old arch-nemesis Dogscoff, havn't heard from him for a while!!

dogscoff March 10th, 2003 04:44 PM

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Quote:

Where is my old arch-nemesis Dogscoff, havn't heard from him for a while!!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Dogscoff sits in the corner, obsessively scribbling another chapter of O&C.

mlmbd March 10th, 2003 04:46 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
GT,
Quote:

Originally posted by growltigger:
Mlmbd and Primitive, I think you should both take Barry into the carpark and try and GRAB him and MOUNT him..
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Did you read my post? I said I would harldy call "Rex", hapless! I'm not going to try and 'grab' him, anyway! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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mlmbd March 10th, 2003 04:48 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Unless he askes me to grab him! Rex, I mean! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Ragnarok March 10th, 2003 05:40 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Quote:

Originally posted by mlmbd:
Unless he askes me to grab him! Rex, I mean! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Is Rex Barry's brother or something? I know of no Rex. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Or are you talking about Barry himself? In that case, I extreamly doubt that Barry will ask you to mount him. If he does don't fall for it, it's a trap. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Stone Mill March 10th, 2003 06:29 PM

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Hey folks... This round is one me.

A quick question for our friends in the UK. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif I know there are some regulars in here.

What do you think of Ali G? He is having an HBO special soon. I've never heard of him, but Newsweek had article about him... and my neighbor from England absolutely raves about him. Sounds like his bit is pretty funny.

Cheers!

Growltigger March 10th, 2003 06:45 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Quote:

Originally posted by mlmbd:
Unless he askes me to grab him! Rex, I mean! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Strange, I find your reluctance strange.

I was always taught at school that Texans were living proof that Native Americans used to shag buffalo

Growltigger March 10th, 2003 06:49 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Stonemill, Ali G is really rather amusing, albeit he can get a bit tiresome after a couple of hours.

He is basically this white bloke who thinks he is a gangsta rapper, and talks in a funny way (he is actually a wealthy Jewish chap who acts like a thick white kid who thinks he is a gansta rapper).

He is famous for a couple of cool lines, such as "Aiiiiiiiii" and "Boyakasha", which are actually funnier than they appear written down (honestly).

Watch it, it can be quite amusing, if only if Amercican TV shows the episode where he went to the Hot D'or awards in Cannes (that is like the porno oscars to me and you, categories like "Best Group", "Best Girl on Girl", "Best S&M", "Best use of aid")

Stone Mill March 10th, 2003 08:06 PM

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Thanks growltigger-

Actually, if his wit is anything like yours, I just might like it.

It's curious how he's so big over seas, but many Americans have never heard of him. But I imagine, that will work to his favor!

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primitive March 10th, 2003 08:42 PM

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Hey, a free drink from the King http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Thanks

Congratulations with your title, keep the crown safe for me http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Ali G is highly recomended. Hopefully HBO has a liberal policy on "colorful" language. Else it will be much beeping.

dogscoff March 10th, 2003 09:56 PM

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Quote:

What do you think of Ali G? He is having an HBO special soon. I've never heard of him, but Newsweek had article about him... and my neighbor from England absolutely raves about him. Sounds like his bit is pretty funny.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">He used to be really funny before he got famous. Now he's become the thing he used to be a paradoy of.

The character was originally created/ used to wind up important people in spoof interviews. For example, he's interviewing one of the country's top military people (for real, except the interviewee doesn't know it's a wind-up) and will ask questions like:
"So, if you want to get into the army, right, does it 'elp if already killed someone? 'coz my mate Kenny, right..."

or when interviewing a very old and respected judge:
"So, when is it ok to shoot someone?"
"It's never ok to shoot someone. That's against the law"
"Yeah, but what if he calls your mum a slag?"

ANd so on...

Stone Mill March 10th, 2003 10:46 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Thanks for the overview fellas, I appreciate it. I suppose I'm intrigued enough to watch it.

Oh, and primitive- thanks... I'll try and hold on while you hack your way up! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Raging Deadstar March 10th, 2003 11:17 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
*Tuts to himself as Growltigger tries to look intellectual and smart after disproving the belgian army, when really he'd lose a game of scrabble with a toddler*

Well you see Growltigger, think about the IRONY for a second, they come from a flat land yet wear and act like they come from a mountainous country, i mean it obviosully confused you for a couple of minutes, thusly sparing me vaulable seconds to launch that all important first attack! Also they eat so much chocolate i have to send them on long treks over mountains for exercise, yodelling is one of most god awful noises on the planet, maybe second to country and western, or perhaps just less worse than the cheeky girls! Also i prefer the old method of mail, sending my belgian post carriers to dispatch Messages so they do have to be aquipped with the proper gear. All these factors combined point to the reason why the travel in leiderhosen, yodell and generally act as they do

Now once you've got off barry and stopped trying to act all high and mighty and the expense of others and being narrow minded and perhaps to some extent narcissistic we can get to the rest of your post!

As for inbreeding i have no idea, could explain a lot about my family, but as for sheep molestering i'm pretty sure there ain't any sheep where i live, probably because there are rumours of giant married cats in the area, who like to have sheep molestered by mongoose hordes and have a fondness for red hot pokers (hey i never said sheep have to enjoy the molestering!)

Maybe i'm just in a mood, i did have a total nervous breakdown today, or maybe you're the only person around to feel my venom, sorry if any of this offends you GT, but i'm sure you love yourself way to much for this to affect you, are you related to Cat from red dwarf? there seems to be a striking resemblance between you two....

Well i step forth and accept the chase to begin, but at least i have made my unrepentant defense and will take my punishment as a man

TAAAAAALLLLLLLLY HOOOOOOOOOO

TerranC March 10th, 2003 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by mlmbd:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I don't suppose you could give us free belgian chocolates for free,
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Is there some other kind of 'Free Belgian Chocolates', besides, 'free'? *snicker*</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm intoxicated. So sue I.

[ March 10, 2003, 21:27: Message edited by: TerranC ]

mac5732 March 11th, 2003 12:30 AM

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mac sits in his usual cornor, eating some dandy chocolates he found thrown around that cantina, in between munches he amusingly watches various members trying to mount good ol Barry the T-Rex, nothing like watching someone try to put his torso on a T-Rex, most hilarious one might say, Mac sees Dogscoff in one of the other cornors, with his shrunken head over some sheets of paper or construction paper, mumbling to himself and writing with an ink quill, hmmm, he notices RD doning what appears to be running atire, and TC slowly climbing up onto the bar and gyrating most grotesqly (sp?), poor Taz.... he has a front row seat, HEY TAZ, have a double on my tab http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Now where is the old Gryphin, hiding behind the rose bushes again most likely http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif ,

Mac looks downa and makes sure his chair and table are secure, then leans back and continues to enjoy his chocolate find http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

just some ideas Mac

dogscoff March 11th, 2003 02:41 AM

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I need to be cheered up. Tis been a really long week, and I really need a beer!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">A day late, Dogscoff sets Atrocities up with a fully recling chair, a barrel of Guiness and a funnel.

Just lay back and open wide...

mlmbd March 11th, 2003 03:46 PM

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rags,
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Is Rex Barry's brother or something? I know of no Rex. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh my did I fail to mention who 'Rex' is? My, my! During my resurecting of dogscoff, I caputured some DNA of Barry. I cunstructed my very own T-Rex. Decided that 'Rex' was a good name! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

GT,
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I was always taught at school that Texans were living proof that Native Americans used to shag buffalo
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I won't even get into this comment! I will let my lack of responce to it, speak for me!

<font color=purple>mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font>

Taz-in-Space March 11th, 2003 06:21 PM

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...Taz watches the preparations for the hunt and meanwhile tries to maintain business as normal at the bar... (not an easy thing to do HERE)

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HEY TAZ, have a double on my tab
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Thanks, Mac!!

(A double WHAT?)
Hmmmm. Oh Mac must mean a double KEG!!! What a great *and generous* guy he is!!!!

Taz gathers the kegs and some tubing and an old worn baseball hat along with a few fasteners and creates the galaxy's first Keg Hat - must keep the old hands free to work!!!

With a grunt, Taz places the Keg Hat on his head and, tubing in mouth, proceeds to have a drink on Mac's tab.

Thanks again Mac! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Growltigger March 11th, 2003 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
Now once you've got off barry and stopped trying to act all high and mighty and the expense of others and being narrow minded and perhaps to some extent narcissistic we can get to the rest of your post!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oooh watch out everybody, toys are being chucked out of prams at rapid velocities!! High and mighty and narcissistic I can handle but narrow minded? moi? I think not...

To answer your question, the "Growltigga" persona IS a cunning combination of Edmund Blackadder, Cat from Red Dwarf, a touch of Q and a brief vignette of Klingon

I prefer verbal dexterity and repartee to violence. Do look back at some of the old threads at the wonderful arguments Geoschmo and I had

David E. Gervais March 11th, 2003 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by growltigger:
Stonemill, Ali G is really rather amusing, albeit he can get a bit tiresome after a couple of hours.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">hmmm, is Ali G and Gt one and the same? ooooooh you walked into that one Gt! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

...aren't I brave! LoL http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif


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