Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

“Barry comes out and tells him of a news special on the TV in the cantina” Barry can talk? Way Cool. Can he sing also?

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My good ole Gryphin, haven't you ever heard of Barry the singing T-ReX? Do to my extensive scientific research thru the years, I have picked up some of Dinosourisificatesitis, which is the study and learning of different types of Languages of the various types of creatures that inhibit or use to inhibit this fair system. Those grunts, growls, etc, that one hears from Barry and others like him are actually a form of communication, thanks to Dinosourisificatesitis, I was able to understand his meaning http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

just some ideas mac

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

mac, what other Languages do you speak?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Indeed, Sushi and Kimchi does not go well together.

Edit: Mac, it all depends on where in the pacific he is going:

China: Beware of the smogs
Korea: if you can find a spot where you are at least 1 meter away from the nearest person, you are suffereing heat exhaustion.
Japan: Same thing with Korea, but more fisherman that will mistake you for a kingfisher.
Austrailia: I heard the sharks are beutiful this time of year.
New Zealand: You'd need a parka jacket if you want to swim in those waters.
South America: Everybody asking you for change.
North America: The squids and the dolphins should be decomposing about now.
Southeast Asia: Here's a word: Help me.
Oceania: You got a wee pot of gold to flush down the toilet?

[ August 23, 2002, 16:32: Message edited by: TerranC ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Wasn't he in Status Quo at one point? Ah, how the mighty have fallen.

What courses are available at the university of BJBSS? I was thinking of going to nightschool. I was gonna learn some basic German, but this sounds like more fun to me...

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TerranC, I am going to Sabah and Sarawak in Malaysian Borneo.. kimchi and sushi go together nicely IIRC, as long as you have some marmite on hand to smear over the top.

Oceania is megabucks but very nice when you get there

Mac, what courses are run at the uni, it sounds too good to be true?

and Barry the Singin T-Rex was in Manhattan Trasnfer, and then was in Pantera I think Last

[ August 23, 2002, 16:54: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

"We're all going on a summer holiday
No more working for a week or two
Fun and laughter on a summer holiday
Lots of drinking for me and you
I am going where the sun shines brightly
I am going where the sea is blue
I am going where the blart goes nightly
And that's what I going to dooooooooooo"

Growltigga, clutching suitcase, bevy of beachbabes and passport, looking cool as a cucumber in his police sunglasses, departs for better climes. The floor trembles, the floor shakes, glasses of water have that ominois "Jurassic Park" look about them as the current Mrs GT strides past the cantina (Barry is hiding under Mac's "drink" class cruiser cowering in terror)

Au revoir mes enfants, je voyage à un endroit où les filles ont les meilleurs corps dans le monde,
las mujeres hermosas serán por todas partes mí und alle schönen mädchen werden keine kleider tragen e le belle ragazze faranno tutto vuole saperchi sono

Translate that lot if you can

AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

...Taz, just finishing up ahh.. draining the forward cargo hold on Mac's new 'drink' cruiser(have to maintain quality control!),staggers as
Mrs. GT passes by.
Now there is a formidable 'little' woman http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Finally making it back into the cantina, Taz wonders why the cantina seemed to be moving? It almost looked like the cantina was drunk and staggering http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif Must be his overactive imagination.

Back behind the bar, Taz puts a new sign up in flashing NEON letters: No molesting, cloning, or otherwise violently attacking the FBW's unless requested to do so by said FBW. No exceptions. (this means YOU TOO PUKE http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif )

The things we staff of this place have to endure http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif ...

[ August 23, 2002, 17:35: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

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Raging Deadstar slowly parks up outside the cantina. Maybe would have shouted a cheeky comment but then again, if GT's comedy violence is as legendary as it is, he wasn't messing with the wife! Turns round to see Taz stagger out of the new ships hull, drink in each hand! Taz falls againts Raging Deadstars Dreadnought and activates the cargo doors, which fall down to reveal boxs of drink piled up bought on tiggas tab. Raging Deadstar whistles innocently and closes the doors. Drags one of the 2 Bill Gates clones he kept around for torture, throws to Barry to cheer hims up and narrowly avoids the large shower of blood before requesting a pantera song. Orders Bill Gates Clone 2 to walk into the cantina, watches as it implodes by the GHB, scoops up the remains and puts it on a plate for puke, finishing it off with two carribean umberellas.

Sits down, pulls out his laptop and continues plotting his 5 Stage attack on the Chowder imperium. The Muse Republic shall not be beaten! Looks down and realises he pressed end turn before moving the other ten fleets! DOH

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Dogscoff, Tigga and Gryphin & whoever

The University of BJSBB has a large number of courses that are conclusive in regards to the scientific research of various aspects of those topics in question. Some of the most note worthy for Freshman (all new students at the U.) are listed as follows. They may be taken within l semester but recommendations are to be liberal and spread them out in order to more fully enjoy the mental and psyical aspects of these learning tools.

If anyone has other courses that they would like BJSBB to consider please feel free to list them here in the cantina and I shall see that the faculty gives them consideration.

Are they Real or Implants 101 3 credit hrs

Does One Size Fit all 104 2 credit hours

How to stretch Bikinis to embrace those who are well endowed 102 5 credit hrs

The Right & Wrong Way to Jiggle On the Beach 3cr hrs

How to Bounce and obtain eye contact 2 cr hrs

WARNING;
Most of these classes may include actual demonstrations or hands on Labs and are not recommended for those with pacemakers, heart problems, or other ailments which may be affected by strenuous observations or activities. In addition; Homework will also be assigned along with various field trips to a number of prime observation locations. To more resolutely engage in the recovery of data to enable each student to progress foreward in each of these classes..

Mac
Phd, Cod, Coed, BS, BBTD, MDT, etc

[ August 23, 2002, 19:25: Message edited by: mac5732 ]