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Ragnarok pulls up in parking lot with brand new Dreadnaught and steps out. Turns around and looks at his new baby and then walks into the cantina. Gives the Bill Gates 2 clone a swift kick where it counts the most and says "That's for... Well I don'tk now but it's for something. I'm sure everyone agrees with me as well. Then orders a round of the most expensive booze for everyone here. (Of course on Taz tab) Looks around the room and says, "Hey everyone! Look at my new ride! Ain't she a beaut! 0 to 3 light years in under 10 seconds. One of the fastest in her class. I just finished adding a few mods to it to spruce her up." Everyone looks and ooooo's and ahhh's over it. Takes a gander at his watch and says, "Welp boys and girls, I must be going, enjoy your round of booze and the rest of your weekend. I shall return late Sunday night or Monday sometime." Then nods his head, takes a final sip and walks out and into his new Dread. Engages engines and bLasts off to another system at ludicris speeds.

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Taz,
Since GT is buying, can you transferr what Ragged Rock just put on your tab over to GT's?

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

I made this. CLICK HERE Forgive the piss poor quality. The hi-quality Version is 2.7 gigs. Now if only I could get my GD DvCam to record it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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Very cool Atrocites.

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I see that you used Babelfish, since when I used it to translate the passage it made sense perfectly:

Au revoir mes enfants, je voyage à un endroit où les filles ont les meilleurs corps dans le monde,

Goodbye my children, I travel to a place where the girls have the best bodies in the world

las mujeres hermosas serán por todas partes mí

the beautiful women will be throughout me

und alle schönen mädchen werden keine kleider tragen

and all beautiful girls do not become dresses carry

e le belle

beutiful

ragazze faranno tutto vuole saperchi sono

girls will make all want saperchi are

Indeed, good growltigga. Indeed.

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Cool.

But what was that thing at the end?
Some kind of face?

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dumbluck pulls into the quiet parking lot. No-one seems to be around, the lot is empty, and a very large, very carnivorous looking dinosaur is off in a corner, dozing inside it's dinosaurhouse. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif Shaking his head, but unable to resist his curiosity, dumbluck parks as close to the door as possible (just in case a quick getaway is required). Opening the cockpit door of his 15 engine Light Cruiser (QNP, of coarse), he glances at the dinosaur; it doesn't stir. Anxiously dumbluck creeps forward and puts his ear to the front door. Only silence is to be heard.

Never, ever, ever since it's construction had dumbluck seen the Phong's head this quiet, this... deserted. dumbluck couldn't stand it. He wondered where all these crazy people had gone off to, or at least why they had left. He knew better than to hope that they had left for good. Besides, he wasn't going to get a better opportunity than this to go inside and get a quick look around, maybe see why the place is so popular. With one Last anxious glance over his shoulder at the dinosaur (is that a purple valet's vest it's wearing http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif ), he opened the door and quickly slipped quietly inside.

Or tried to. As soon as the door opened, the Graviton Hellbore just inside the doorway began to noisily power up. But it was too late, dumbluck was already inside. A small box connected to the GHB began to chirp and beep loudly as scanning lasers swept over his body. Instinct took over, and dumbluck tried to back out of the door. But the door had already shut behind him, and as he pressed his back against it, he stared down the muzzle of the large weapon. After a few seconds, the scanning lasers disappeared, and the GHB began to power back down.

In hindsight, dumbluck should have just turned around and left right then. But his curiosity could not be denied, and so he steeled his nerves and walked out of the antechamber into the bar itself. Immediately, about 20 large, fuzzy bunnies bounced over, rubbing the sleep from their eyes as they stumbled over each other in their eagerness. Before he knew what was happening, they had whisked him off his feet and carried him over to the bar. They plop a drink down in front of him as he is forced onto a barstool.

"What's this," asks dumbluck, not really expecting an answer. He seems to be the only person here, unless you count the escaped rabbit circus.

To his amazement, the bunnies reply in unison, "It's tea. Some of our regulars like it. Where's your mug?"

dumbluck stares at them in disbelief. Talking rabbits? What in the world??? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif Absently he reaches for the offered drink as he tries to wrap his mind around these sentient rodents communicating and serving drinks. He sputters as the liquid fire burns it's way down his gullet. "What kind of tea is this?!" he exclaims, noting the acid burns on the bar where the liquid spilled from his cup as he threw it down.

"Why, it's Rhode Island Iced Tea, of coarse. What other tea would be served in a bar," replied the largest rabbit of the bunch. "How about some music," it continued, and promptly one of the other bunnies bounded off to the jukebox.

As the music (if it could be called that) flared from the speakers, tiny little rabbits jumped up on the bar in front of him and started to do the can-can. dumbluck couldn't take any more of it, and ran screaming from the bar. The T-Rex outside looked up in confusion as the little man continued to run out of the parking lot and out onto the highway. "He didn't even take his Cruiser," it thought aloud. Then it layed back down to continue it's nap.

[ August 24, 2002, 10:42: Message edited by: dumbluck ]

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ROFL! That has to win the award for best "First post" in the Catina. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Ice tea and blueberry fritters coming right up...

Tesco is tending bar .... as is tesco singing.... and look another tesco is sitting out on the patio with Rollo dicussing the virtues of 500ml beer vs 454ml beer..

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Welcome to the Cantina, Dumbluck.

If you don't like the Tea, at least it goes on Mac's tabs.