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...Taz looks up at the post counter and grabs the 2900th post!...
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Mac was doing his usual reknown research into the strange happenings involving member Dogscoff becoming a wee one once again in his life. He found that a small baby cult was engrained upon those surrounding his new dimension of youth. Not believing that there isn't a catch to joining, he delved ever deeper into this new cult of little ones. He discovered that whomever joins the un-named cult, will in turn become a small one of the same size and shape as the scoff currently is. In addition, do to financial difficulties, they also have to purchase their own diapers, pacifier and other unique articles prior to joining. However, they do have a choice of clones that will take care of and pamper them until they once more walk the cantina as a full grown member. As he continues his research he was amazed at the growth factor involved in this outlandish behavior, it appears that growth is accelerated at an astonishing rate so growth is only a matter of days possibly weeks intead of years..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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This could be a nice cult to join. A chance to start life over again. And as demonstrated by Dogscoff, you retain all of your knowledge and experience when you become a baby! Think of all the advantages! Don't bother attending kindergarten or elementary school again, it will be boring. Just do whatever you like. But you won't be able to drive or drink or do any adult stuff for a while... the Sisters of Shrieking Plasma sound like they're pretty strict - they'll no doubt keep a close eye on you and make sure you do your daily weight training and hand-to-hand combat practice all day. Not bad, though!
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Time passes quickly for baby dogscoff. So quickly, in fact, that by the time mac has returned from the inner sanctum for his mid-morning evacuation, dogscoff is fully grown again.
Having spent the first 10 years of his new life learning the nuances of applied dogma and advanced warfare from the sisters, dogscoff left the convent to learn more. Crewing his way across the galaxy aboard a number of pirate and smuggler vessels, he learned many useful things about the workings of the universe, and often had the opportunity to put to use the techniques learned from the nuns. Having made a small fortune in his teens from a notorious privateering career, he settled down for a few years, taking university courses in history, philosophy, theology, psychology and pornography. These were the final stages in his education, equipping him with the Last key skills necessary to fulfil his destiny and lead his cult into unimagined new realms of power, violence and sexual debauchery. Dogscoff, now grown up, strides back into the cantina. He isn't wearing the nappy this time but is still dressed in flowing ceremonial robes. His eyes betray the two lifetimes of experience that reside in his young body, and a number of heavily armed (male) and well-oiled (female) cult followers watch him fervently, worshipping him and all desperately hoping for an opportunity to please their leader in one way or another. So, who wants to join my cult? I can promise lots and lots of sex, violence, intoxicants and bad language. |
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*Raging Deadstar sees the oncoming revoloution and decides that maybe it's time to consider bargaining with dogscoff.*
Hey Dogscoff, i shall join your cult on ONE condition... I REMAIN High Evil Overlord of Belgium and keep control of luxembourg as well, not a bad price considering you will own the rest of the universe. Belgium is my country already and we're ready for a war if needs be, and luxembourg is just my firing range where i put people who have annoyed me over the years and launch various missiles and warheads at them every sunday morning at 1-3am. Other than that i am prepared to swear loyalty to you and supply your cult with enough clones of celebrities that you can tire out in acts of sexual gratification! Note: My loyalty to you becomes null and void if growltigger returns and decides to slay all those allied to dogscoff... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Power Man looks up from his third helping of tribble wings (with extra sauce).
So the little baby is all grown up. Taking out his scannopter he sneaks a scan of doscoff. It appears that whatever strange temporal forces that have caused doscoff to age so rapidly have turned the small baby into a fine young man. That is all but a significant part usually covered by a nappy. It seems that part is still rather small and undeveloped. So it seems that there may be only "promises of sex" for him. Well that may explain all of the violence, intoxicants and bad language. Power Man, also sensing something in the air (and this time not bad nappies) gets ready to leave. He tosses several credits, ( and a big tip for Taz) onto the table. Tapping his communicator he contacts his ship. Beam me up Spork. I'll continue to scan the place. I'll be curious to know what happens first: The thread will get to 200 pages. The thread will get to 3000 replys Growltigger returns and it is the "End Of The Thread As We Know It." |
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Powerman i think it might be an appropriate time to point out to you that taz believes that tribbles are either...
A: Young Tazmanian devils B: Related species to tazmanian devils Either way taz looks after them like children and even that big tip you gave him isn't going to stop the maternal feelings of hurt you have caused him by ripping off their wings, deep frying them and serving them with a nice sauce. Luckily taz is preoccupied trying to get that lovely shine on the portable bar and i think that you better dispose of said evidence! Taz can be quite a handful when he gets into swing...Ok that came out wrong http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif but i believe he can be quite formiddable at the old cartoon violence, so be prepared powerman, be prepared [ March 31, 2003, 19:53: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ] |
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I assure you Raging Deadstar (and Taz) that before I had any of the "tribble wings" I gave them a quick scan.
These "tribble wings" are Not made from "tribbles", Young Tazmanian devils, or even though they taste like it, Chicken! No they are actually made from, (What's Up Doc?) Rabbit !!! SO given Taz's past run ins with a certain cartoon Rabbit, he should be pleased. In fact I invite Taz to have some on me. They really have gotten all of the "Bugs" INTO the recipe. Try the Carrot stuffed ones. They will get you Spinning !!! Don't forget Raging Deadstar, you were the one who told me about them. |
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LALALALALA Did i really tell you about those tribble wings, must have slipped off my tongue http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
Well as for another, this time well meant, piece of advice never say the name of a vegetable beginning with O, for you will be buried under a pile of them regardless where ever you are, if you want to be sure try it out sometime http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Lets see now, what would that word be ??
Is it Olive ?? ……. Nothing. Is it Orange ?? …….Nothing. Is it Oregano ? … Nothing. Is it Oregon Grape? Still nothing. I know Its Orgasm!! Oh no that’s more “promises of Sex” from before. It must be the name of a “widely cultivated Asiatic herb of the lily family with pungent edible bulbs.” I use them a lot with steak, eggs, and fish. I may even try them on “tribble” wings ! A small worker robot enters a vast, empty, cargo hold on the Dread1. He places a small remote computer speaker in the center of the hold and gets out. From the speaker comes the Words ONION ONION ONION. A giant black hole appears like out of various cartoons appears and a large pile of onions fill the hold of Power Man’s ship. OH BOY I have enough On – er pungent edible bulbs to Last me a long time. Thanks Raging Deadstar I won’t tell Taz about your “slip of the tongue.” |
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OK, I'm considering joining Dogscoff's cult, but I'm going to wait and see if he stops aging . At the rate he's been growing up, he'll be very old in a couple of days! By next week, he'll be 300 years old...
Maybe I'll just join the Shrieking Plasma people and get the super combat training. |
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Hey! Where's my lollypop? My two current threads (the avatar one and the SE5:wish list one!) have generated over 1150 Posts. I thought I was supposed to get a lollypop for having over 1000 Posts. Or is that only for having a single thread top 1000 Posts?
Ah well, I guess I'll have to settle for an 'M&M' instead! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif (But what color?) Cheers! |
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They should have purple m&m's...
*RD returns to his corner to brood over the fact that purple is unapreciated* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif Kamog: I guess if you join the sisters of shrieking plasma we won't see you around, i believe partaking in violence upon others and drinking is forbidden in most nunneries [ April 01, 2003, 19:28: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ] |
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mac reads that David G has reached over 1000 Posts, He goes up to the bar and tells Taz to give David G a drink and some tribbles and to put it on Dogscoffs new tab http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
Flash: Reporter Phong Cue Cuppa reporting live from the Temporary cantina site... Hey you all out there in the Universe, Phong Cue Cuppa here reporting live from the In location in the universe. Even tho the original cantina has met an untimely or timely ending, there is a pole tent over the location and a temp cantina has been set up in its place. I can see the members all mingling around, trading drinks, engaging in Toon violence and eating something called Tribble Wings. I had the pleasure of talking with something called the Taz working behind the bar who informed me of one of the strange things that happen around here involving someone called A Dogscoff. In the furtherence of worthy news I tracked the story down and found that this individual has had some hairy experiences. It seems he met his demise in our mortal world, then transgressed into the spiritual one, was called back by someone called mlmbd, then reincarnated born again baby male child. He retained all his adult male mentality even tho he was a small child and enjoyed what every male wishes he had when being held by members of the female sex with nice sized babba loos. However, for some unknown explanation he continued to grow at an alarming rate reaching full maturity in a very short time. It talking with various members it was found that a cult had been established for those who would like to enjoy the fruitations of this type of experience. Wellll now, since this sounded like what this reporter would surely enjoy, I tracked said Dogscoff down in order to indulge myself into the wonders of his nebulas society. However, when I found him, his aging had not stopped and at the time I was talking with him he appeared to be in his late 80's, in a wheel chair with IV's in his arms, loss of hair and teeth and was muttering something about someone sabotaging his aging process. he could only talk for a very short time as his oxygen was runnning low and he was out of breath. He kept saying something about someone called Rags or RD and that revenge would be indescribably delicious. The nurse I talked with said that the poor scoff was suffering from dellusions and that he probably would be once more joining the spiritual world once again if his ageing was stopped or put into remission. Well now, after endeavoring to find this new information, this reporter has decided not to join this baby cult after all,... but I'll will keep everyone appriased on the condition of this poor lost soul..... well thats it live from the Temp Cantina, Phong Cue Cuppa signing off for now... hey bartender what can you tell me about those FBW over there.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif is the another end for the scoff will he become a spirit once again will his ageing be stopped who knows...... stay tuned........ http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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The Sisters of Shrieking Plasma are really tough! They certainly don't forbid violence, especially when it is done to their new trainees... This is becoming less fun. I thought the training would be good but I am SO tired of lifting weights, doing push-ups, hitting the punching bag and swinging various archaic weapons around. Do these people EVER rest? I feel so sore, I can barely walk. I think I'll try to sneak away from the temple tonight to get away from them!
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*dogscoff, now apparently 135 years old, mutters and curses incoherently. He knows it will soon be time to continue his rollercoaster tour of the spiritual worlds and afterlives, and so hands over his ceremonial robes and control of the cult to Raging Deadstar, who so far is the only Cantina regular to join. I know I can trust RD to continue the cult in it's fine tradition of deviancy and violence.
As his final act in this frail old body, dogscoff instructs his nurse to slip a few elephant-strength laxatives into the nutrient supply on Powerman's powerarmour. The Last thing dogscoff hears as he shufles once more from the mortal realm is a comical set of toilet noises followed by screams of disgust as powerman fills his own metal suit... |
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Do we have any other Beastie Boys fans here?
They've got an anti-war song available for free download on their site: http://www.beastieboys.com/ And, just as I type that, "Intergalactic" comes on my playlist completely at random. It must be fate=-) |
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Dogscoff floats in a realm of fog and mist. What is next for him?
Will he come back to us yet one more time? How will he come back to us? Do we even WANT him to come back to us? |
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*Raging Deadstar is shocked as he holds the fancy ceremonial robes of dogscoff. As he was the only one in the cantina to join dogscoffs cult he is now the sole owner of the cult. A tear slides down his cheek at the unusual genorosity of dogscoff. now he has many choices to make about his future...*
*He spends many hours studying dogscoffs remaining dna, checking through the nunneries records, Rd is worried, what if the same ageing process continues to him?? What if he has a day left before he shuffles off this mortal coil? what will happen to belgium if he does?* *After many hours work Raging Deadstar still hasn't found the cure, but is happy to know that he is safe, as Raging Deadstar is still a ghost posessing a clone of his body. The question is why would everyone else grow old in a couple of days? RD then checks his scanners and notices a large temporal distortion coming from the inner sanctum. Raging Deadstar stalks quietly and kicks open the door, finding a Temporal Distortion beam, with a large label hanging off with hire purchase details, Looking at a signature Raging Deadstar's eyes narrow evily, for it was RAGNAROK that has perpetraited this heainous crime!!!* "Listen up! For all you who have no faith have a chance at salvation! For our glorious and vengeful leader dogscoff shall rise again from the dead and lead us to war with the vile ragnarok. So sjoin this cult and be saved. There shall be violence, lots of swearing and all the sex you can handle with no drawbacks. The only catch is you must put your trust in me, for the beloved dogscoff has chosen me to lead us in this time of crisis, and i shall do my very best to uphold this cults traditions and values. Then Dogscoff shall rise from the dead and we shall take our revenge on Ragnarok and the rest of the world!!!" *The crowd of dogscoffs cult members cry in joy that their beloved leader shall return someday, and turn their attention to ragnarok, who is calmly sitting drinking away in the back corner. Ragnarok is faced with an army of "cultees" all willing to take their revenge upon his body, they wait patiently for the rising of dogscoff, then they shall attack!* |
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OK people, you want him, You got him.
Dogscoff floats for a time in the mist. He sees a light in the distance. He moves toward the light. Just as he reaches the light in blinks out and Dogscoff goes to sleep. A short time later he awakes. He is cold and wet. He looks around and wonders, "What is wrong with the colors of things? What is that smell? It smells like a wet dog! Were am I?" He sees that he is lying on some old lettuce leaves just behind the Cantina tent. He gets up, pokes his head in the tent flap and walks into the tent. Inside the Cantina the standoff between RAGNAROK and the rest of the patrons is broken when something opens the tent flap. The crowd of (still young) dogscoff cult members cries in joy, "OH LOOK what a cute little DOGGIE." They run over to the small, not really all the cute, dog and begin to pet it and pet it and PET IT! Power Man back in a new and fresh Power Suit, says, "The poor thing looks hungry." And tosses over a Tribble wing. Taz looks up from the bar and shouts "NO DOGS ALLOWED. I am the only cute fuzzy thing allowed here," Ragnarok, recognizing something familiar in the dog's eyes murmurs, "And so it starts again." Raging Deadstar, for some strange reason, takes an immediate liking to the dog. I will make this dog mine. His name will be "Scruff". RD takes the purple sash from the fancy ceremonial robe and ties it around the dog Scruff's neck as a collar. Come on Scruff, I will take you to the vet. I will get you cleaned up, checked out, and Fixed!! As the new dog "Scruff" (dogscoff) is lead away by his former cult member now his new owner, he wonders what would Plato think of this deterministic bit of karma? |
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*Raging Deadstar smiles to himself as he takes little puppy dogscoff to his ship, on the way there he has a better idea and heads for the onboard medical bay. He grabs the conscience resonater and plugs in a clone of dogscoffs body and begins the quick process of putting dogscoff's mind back into a new, genetically strengthened lean body. He hands dogscoff his ceremonial robes and leads him to a changing room. One must look his best for his ressurection and revenge.*
*Raging Deadstar looks at the motionless and now unoccupied body of the little puppy, he feels sorry and then decides starts to import a nice puppy personality to the animal (making sure it's house trained so it doesn't put it's scent on the master computer and won't tear out the combat sensors in battle). Once finished the cute little springer spaniel now renamed maliki is bathed and prepared as a present for RD's loved one...* Yeah i have a heart for these things, now that dogscoff is ready for his ressurection let the revenge and cleansing begin! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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*ZeroAdunn looks around confused, drinks some more...
nope, still not drunk enough... *drinks some more |
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Wow dogscoff, you went from a Beastie Boys fan to being a "beastie" yourself and back in only four Posts!
Who could have determined that outcome ?? I hope things go better for you this time around. Raging Deadstar, what is with all this talk of revenge and cleansing? I hope you have not forgot it was You who set the fat bastard clone from Austin powers on dogscoff? You may be getting set up for what we Wargammers used to call "The knife in the back." It may be time for you to stop "cloning around." As far as cleansing, I did have my new Power Suit sanitized and sealed for my (and your) protection. Not sure what to expect next, Power Man orders Spork to put the ship on condition Oni- err Orange. Less than 5 pages till 200. Will we make it ?? Stay "tooned" . |
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This is the first time that the cantina has been abandoned and let slip to the second page of the intel forums... I mean 3 days without Posts!!! I think we have really let ourselves slip here http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif As for revenge and cleansing? I do anything to start a good war with ragnarok, i think he won the Last one because i ran out of good comedy ideas to attack him with. Ragnarok, you feel up to another 12 round bout of pure cartoon violence? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif The offer is on the table, next to the tribble wings and slightly south of the brewski http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif [ April 06, 2003, 17:29: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ] |
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And as for your offer. I was meaning to retaliate a bit from your Last little bit with Dogscoff but I haven't been having those creative juices flowing very much so it was hard for me to think of a way to attack you. They are slowly coming back though, and I'm sure by the end of the future skermish that I will have them back 100%. Just writing this they are coming back more rapidly. Well, on that note...Let it begin... *Rags taks off his black leather glove, and turns around so his back is facing RD, Rags then loads into the glove a nice heavy brick with spiked edges for more pain. Rags turns around once again to face RD and takes a nice hard swing of the glove and yells, "I challenge you to a dual!" The glove then his RDs jaw with a great thud and RD falls to his knees in pain. "Oh no, don't bow before me RD, the battle has only begun, I'm sure you'll have your chance to get me back!" Rags then begins to walk away and he notices that the inpact of the brick filled glove tore his glove up a bit, so not looking Rags tosses it over his back and it just so happens to hit RD on the head, making RDs face going straight into the ground. Rags hears the sound of face against the concrete slab that the tent cantina is bases on and he turns around and says, "Did I do that?" And so it begins... |
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*Raging Deadstar groggily gets up and staggers round a bit. With large indents into his face and his skull pretty much flattened he wobbles over ragnarok and begins his revenge. Firstly he puts his hand to the back of his ear and pushes a mechanical item installed into his head. He closes his eyes and Raging Deadstars body begins to glow as the ghost of RD releases control of the clone body. The body now acting on autopilot just stands there and Raging Deadstar posesses ragnarok. The now posessed ragnarok walks into the inner sanctum and a lot of noise can be heard coming from inside. Suddenly ragnarok burst out, a disco ball is lowered from the roof and the tents portable disco lights kick in. Ragnarok dressed in a traditional 80's spandex catsuit encrusted with sequins, fake jewels and christmas lights begins to clear a small space in the middle of the cantina. He points at powerman, powerman activates the onbaord stereo in his mechanical suit and the disco lights blaze on. The sound of staurday night fever drifts over the cantina, bringing back terrible memories to those who were alive round these decades that style forgot. The Possessed ragnarok begins doing the traditional dance, poiting his arm skywards then groundwards making a total *** of himself. He then grabs a microphone and releases a terrible kareoke Version. Lastly for entertainment purposes Raging Deadstar makes ragnarok make an announcement to the already stunned members of the cantina*
Raganrok:"I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, I want one of these very beautiful fbw's to....wax my chest!!!" *The possessed ragnarok pulls down the zip on his catsuit and his slightly hairy chest appears, an fbw smiles knowingly and gathers her equipment. Minutes later with the waz applied and everyone gathered round the fbw applies the tape. Raging Deadstar then leaves ragnaroks body and ragnarok comes through, just as the Fluffy Bunny Waitress pulls the tape...* OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !!!! *Ragnarok once he has stopped crying marches over to raging deadstars body and demands to know what he was thinking. He is fuming and everyone smirks at the large red hairless strip of flesh upon his chest. He smacks RD's body in the face and the bodies arm shoots out and grabs ragnaroks throat* Self Destruct Sequence has been Activated, 5, 4... *Ragnarok squirms as he tries to escape before...KAABBBBOOOOMMMM! A very singed looking ragnarok is left looking extremely bemused and contemplating his revenge. Raging Deadstar floats back to his ship and posesses a spare clone of his body. He reemerges into the cantina, buys an apple juice and awaits ragnaroks next move!* [ April 06, 2003, 18:19: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ] |
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I first want to say, nice move RD. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Ragnarok still pure black from the explosion is still standing there with what is left of RDs clones arm holding his neck. Rags coughs and a puff of black smoke protrudes from his mouth; the arm that was holding his neck simply disintegrates into nothingness. Rags thinks to himself, "One good thing about that blowing up, it gets rid of that horrible 80s outfit I was in." Rags still in pain from the waxing he recieved and also the destructive boom, walks over to the portable dermal regenerating device that is set up for just such emergencies. Rags gulps back a brewski as he ponders what he is going to do tonight. "I know!" exclaims Ragnarok, "I'm going to take over the world!" All eyes turn to Ragnarok who has his arm mightily in the air from his exclimation and all goes silent. Rags slowly brings down his arm in embarrassment and softly says, "Ok, bad idea. Something else... Got to think of something else..." A lightbulb lights up above Rags head and flickers to its fullest brightness. Once again all eyes turn towards Ragnarok with his beaming light and someone in the back yells "Shut that light off! Bars are supposed to be dark!" Rags then hears what sounds like a gun being prepared to shoot. A bang is heard and the light is shot out. Rags shakes off the pieces of glass as he begins to set his plan in motion. He meets with the loo worshipers and all beings in the inner sanctum. All that he spoke to simply nod in agreement of the plan. Rags then walks back out to the tent cantina area and walks up to RD. "Phone call for you. Take it in the back, line 3." says Rags. RD says thanks and he proceeds to the back room to take the phone call. An evil smile embraces Rags face as he couldn't imagine his plan working better. "RD left his drink. You know, this could be bad when you're fighting someone with cartoon violence." rags thinks to himself. Rags pulls out of his pocket a bottle of some kind of liquid substance in which the name of it is Exlax, he then reads the label. "One teaspoon for fast, effective relief." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Rags then puts one teaspoon of this Exlax into RDs apple juice, he then pauses for a second, then he pours the whole bottle in. Trying not to burst out in laughter while stirring the drink up a bit Rags puts the cap back onto the bottle and throws it in the trash. RD comes back and takes his seat once more. "Thanks for informing me of the phone call Rags." states RD. Rags grabs his brewski and says, "You know, you had a great come back with the whole 80s deal and so forth, why don't we drink to that." RD nods and takes a big gulp of his drink. 5 minutes later RD begins to hear a rumbling from his stomach. He heads straight for the inner sanctum where the loo worshipers and company are waiting for him. RD takes his seat and he comes to realize that he cannot get up. Someone put glue on the seat and plus he's being help down from underneath. He begins yelling for help as the loo worshipers come out and begin to attack him and make him pay for what he did to Ragnarok. |
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I have to say ragnarok that was a good move, ahh tou'che http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
*Raging Deadstar is saved by a passing ironmonger who welds the toilet from RD's behind. "Should i resort to toilet humour???" Thinks RD, But he decides against it, he has a much more fiendish plan. He goes back to his ship and enters his cryogenic vault and takes out a little box and returns to the cantina. He walks over to ragnarok and presents him the box.* "Whats this?" "Open it, it's a present, a very EXPENSIVE present!" *Ragnarok doesn't open it and walks to the inner sanctum, he closes the door and instantly opens it, wondering how valuable it is and how much he can sell it for. Inside is nothing and A little grey hair floats out and lands in his hair. Ragnarok seeing this thinks it's rd's way of a joke and freshens himself up and leaves the toilets. Whilst this is happening the hair has firmly implanted itself into his head and is communicating with every hair on ragnaroks body. -=The scene changes and the grey hair is carrying a cane and is in full military uniform=-* "Chest hair, Split Ends, lend me your Folicals! You Know it makes sense to join me, it will happen eventually anyway. Surrender your color to me. The crotch is nearly ours!!" *Every black hair on ragnaroks body turns grey and by the time he has left the inner sanctum he looks as old as Mac. The laws of cartoon violence kick in and his muscles become weak, he becomes hunchbacked and his eyesight and hearing fails! Now ragnarok is fully pledged member of the age concern group and staggers over to his table and orders prune juice. A light bulb appears over ragnaroks head and Raging Deadstar solves this, grabbing the lightbulb and shoves it up ragnaroks backside, becoming the worlds first illuminating enema. Raging Deadstar laughs to himself as the now decripped and ancient rags struggles to stop a typical sign of old age, diaroeha. The lightbulb is soon ejected and followed by a torrent of sticky brown liquid.* I await your revenge Rags! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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ROFLOL! Oh man this is the best cartoon violence ever bestowed upon me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
--- Ragnarok now an old man sitting at his table is slowly but surely drinking away at his drink. He is also cleaning up the mess that was caused from the evil RD and his little plan. *2 hours later* Rags finally finishes his drink and has the mess cleaned up, he grabs his cane and stands up. He slowly walks over to RD who is just laughing his gee golly little head off at what he has done to Ragnarok. With his old voice and false teeth Rags begins to speak. "I'll...get...you...son..ny...don't..you..for...ge t...that.."with the Last bit of breath he as he states, "I may be a huncthed over old man, but I'm still taller/bigger then you!" RD -"Yeah sure old man! I'm sure you will! You'll be lucky to be able to even walk pretty soon." *Evil laugh* Gasping for breath Rags shakes his head and walks away. He is still slowly aging faster then normal and at the current rate he will be dead within 2 hours. With that in mind Rags begins to devise yet another plan. "With age, comes great wisdom, with great wisdom, comes great revenge." mutters Ragnarok under his breath. Ragnarok slowly but surely makes his way back to his ship to find his fountian of youth machine, only to discover that the evil RD has taken it preventing him from becoming young once more. Rags thinks for a moment and he knows what to do. He makes his way to the bridge of his dreadnaught and pounds in a few buttons and flips a few switches. Pretty soon a machine materializes in front of him. He reads the plaque that is welded onto the front of the machine and it reads: "The one and only cloning machine of RD, Inc." Rags nods in approval. He puts in his DNA sample of when he was in the prime of his life, approximately 4 hours ago. He makes a couple modifications to the program however as he makes it so that his main brain will be in the new body, and yet he will still have control of both bodies in the room. He hits the big green button on the panel to start the cloning process. A few minutes later a young and handsome as ever Ragnarok dressed in full black clothes, including black trench coat, steps off the cloning platform. "Ahh yes, this is more like it." says Rags as he stretches and cracks his neck and fingers and back. He begins thinking again and realizes he doesn't need a old self, just the wisdom of his old self. So he downloads all the wisdom from ihs old body and proceeds to "recycle" his self. Ragnarok makes a few more modifications to RDs cloning device and he beams it back to his ship. One of the new features is this nice flashing red light. Which obviously cannot be good. As Rags makes his way back into the tent cantina a huge boom is heard and everything shakes. Rags just smiles as he continues to walk. RD runs out into the parking lot only to find his ship and beloved cloning machine blown to kingdom come. RD makes his way over to Rags once again and says, "What did you do?!" Rags - "Isn't it obvious what I did? I made your ship go boom!" RD - "Grrrrrrrrrrr! I hate you!" Rags - "I know you do. Oh and btw, thanks for the use of your now destroyed cloning device. It came in handy. I got my old body back, a bit better then before and plus I made myself a few new creatures to fight with in the future. Don't worry though, I transferred some (5) credits to your account to pay for it all." RD then storms off fuming mad whilst Ragnarok is gleefully smiling away. Sometimes you don't need to hurt the person directly. Just one of their most prized possesions. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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*Raging Deadstar looks on in disbelief as his portable cloning lab goes kaboom, taking with it some rare artifects and genetically modified flesh eating miniscule ants!! Raging Deadstar turns to Ragnarok*
"There are words for people like you!! None of which polite enough to be said in front of young ears!!" *Ragnarok laughs and RD starts calling another cloning ship, should take a couple of days to arrive. He thinks what ragnarok said. "Sometimes you don't need to hurt the person directly. Just one of their most prized possesions." RD wonders to himself, what npossibly could be Ragnaroks weakness? Mac's is liz hurley clones, primitive is his pointy (but rusty) spear, but ragnarok? Raging Deadstar smiles evily as he whispers in to an Fbw's ear and the FBW nods in agreement.* -=Minutes Later=- *A leather clad gothic looking FBW approaches Ragnarok and tells him he has a present awaiting him. Ragnarok almost blinded by the young womens attractiveness follows her outside to the edge of the crater, which the temporary cantina resides, there lies the lush green paradise that the area the cantina was, used to lie in. The Fbw leads him to a table and lies him down on top of it, Handcuffing his legs and arms so they are wide apart. Ragnarok, always up for some domination hasn't clicked onto the fact this could be an evil plan by RD, and relaxes. He doesn't notice the large Deadstar Continuum Anathema Class Battleship appear throuhg a warp point in the same sector as the cantina. The young Capatain Leyasu locks on the sensors and a burst of bright lights are fired from the ship. All but one of these target Ragnaroks 'Naughtica dreadnought and rip through it, leaving a destroyed burning wreck in the ex parking lot. Ragnarok tries to get up as he watches the large clouds of smoke billow from the cantina. He notices the Last bright light heading straight from him and wonders "RD never learnt his lesson Last time, he can hurt me but he can't hurt my prized possesion!" The small light is soon burning through the stratosphere of the planet and he notices what it is. A tiny Quantum Torpedo, he laughs to himself, it was barely the size of his hand from the looks of it! Ragnarok puts on a brave face and awaits the explosion. Suddenly the tiny torpedo hits raganroks crotch. Ragnaroks screams shatter windows and make animals brains explode all over the planet. The torpedo explodes and dissolves Ragnaroks "Prized Possession". Leaving Ragnarok with a dissolved mid section and tied up with a voice capable of bursting ear drums!* Round 3 has begun! DING DING http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Dang... I left the door too wide open on that one. Hopefully I won't let it happen again. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
-- Ragnarok is still tied down to the table whilst screaming in pain due to his happy sacks being totally destroyed. Never did he think that he could speak in a higher pitched voice then Richard Simmons. Everytime Rags trys to speak he ends up breaking some kind of glass within a 5 mile radius. No doubt he is going to have alot of peoples windshield bills to pay. Rags manages to call his army of Pink Winged Potato Pixies in order to untie him and carry him back to his backup ship; don't leave home without a back up ship, cause look at what happened to my beautiful 'Nautica calss Dreadnaught. Rags manages to heal the wounds. Well, all but the most severe wound. Rags is finally able to walk on his own but he looks like a first time horse back rider and that he rode for about 20 straight hours. Rags mumbles to himself, "Dang RD, he is obsessed with dressing me in 80s spandex and destroying my happy sacks. Quite scary really." Rags pilots his ship to a doctor he knows in a secret sector of space that is a specialist in the happy sacks department. Rags - "Can you help me doc?" Doc - "Sure can. I can have you fixed and ready to go get them girls in no time." Rags - "Great!" The doctor then proceeds to fix Rags happy sacks problem to the best of his ability. After everything is complete Rags pays his bill and is carried to his ship since he cannot walk right now. His secondary ship warps into the sector of space the cantina is in and he lands his ship. Rags has the Pixies carry him over to Barry who is standing guard over the Cantina and its patrons. Rags whispers something into Barrys ear and Barry's face lights up in pure anger. Rags says, "Keep that in mind Barry. Keep that in mind." The pixies then take Rags into the Cantina where Rags says to RD, "Barry wants you outside. He says it has to do with a possible clone he might order." RD being the business man he is quickly jumps up and runs out to Barry to settle a possible deal. Upon arriving outside Barry steps on RD, flattening him intn pancake form. He then takes some syrup and covers RD in the gooy mess and proceeds to eat him. Then spits him out and eats him again. He does this process a few times before finally taking RD and tieing him up against the two hunks of metal that was once RDs beloved ship. Barry goes back and eats a hearty meal and returns to find RD still trying to get loose, but to no avail. Barry ties him up even more, this time double knotting his knots and using duck tape as well. Barry then turns around and his tail lifts up. RD can be heard in the Cantina yelling, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! !!" Just then everyone can hear Barry grunting as he works on the bowel movement. In the next few moments RD is absolutly covered in 3 tons of Barry crap. A painful, stinky, messed, torture not even the devil himself would put someone through. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Poke my head through the door, take everything in...
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Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
It was not me who caused the problem. It must be that Temporal Distortion beam that Raging Deadstar left on. It must have affected the general Space Time.
I know this because when I got up this Sunday I was an hour behind ! I had to set all my clocks ahead one hour in order to Save the Daylight !!! Power Man contacts Spork. Prepare one "Heavy Weight Special". Beam it to these coordinates. Inside the inner sanctum a large create marked "ACME ANVILS , One Gross" materializes over the Temporal Distortion beam. It smashes down on the mechanism with a great CRASH BANG BOOM TINKLE TINKLE . With one final ZAP and a POOF of smoke the beam shuts down. Power Man sees dogscoff on the floor. Poor guy, I hope once he Determines what is going on he will recover. Power Man helps dogscoff into a seat. Come on dogscoff you will be better off, off of the floor. With all of the SH** flying around here you might get messed up. Hay Taz, a round of ale and tribble wings (extra sauce) for this table. |
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*Dogscoff is confused. He wanders up to the bar and looks puzzled when he tries and fails to float ethereally through it. He then orders a pint of breastmilk and a plate of dogfood from Taz, recites a short prayer taught by the Sisters to bless weaponry and then sits on the floor, gibbering insanely...
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Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
Power Man finishes his tribble wings.
Boy it has sure has gotten quiet around here. Dogscoff seems to be indeterminate. RD seems to be in “DEEP DO DO” and can’t get out. Rags seems to be too busy playing with his new “Happy Sacks” I really did not want to get involved in such a “Raging” Toon battle, but I can’t let the cantina keep sliding down the page. Power Man calls Spork, “Put the ship on RED ALERT ! FULL SHIELDS AND LOAD ALL WEPONS !” Now what was that Raging Deadstar told me all those pages ago? What was the name ? Was it Rin Tin Tim … No. Was it Rose Bud? …. No Rumplestilskin … No Now I remember! Where did I put that tape? Power Man gets up and walks over to where Ragnarok is trying to get all of the FBWs to check out his new “Happy Sacks”. (And Failing BTW) Ragnarok, I have a message for you to listen too. Power Man turns on the onboard stereo in his mechanical suit. With a slight crackle the voice of Raging Deadstar is heard… “Power Man, if that dispicable ragnarok pulls any sort of cartoon violence I’ll wreak horrible revenge, and call him .. ragamuffin, ragamuffin, RAGAMUFFIN !!! “ With that a pretty pink cloud fill with silver sparkles surrounds Ragnarok covering him from sight. A large toon lightning bolt flashes with a loud ZOT. From inside the cloud a musical BONG peals out. The cloud disappears and as the Last of the sparkles die out the cantina patrons all Gasp In Amazement !! Where Ragnarok was standing there is now a Giant, HI Fiber, Raisin filled, and Bran enriched pastry. Yes Ragnarok has been turned into Rags-a-MUFFIN !!! The Giant Muffin has two almond slice eyes and a raisin toothed mouth. It seems to be covered in cinnamon or is that Pink Pixie Dust? Barry, attracted by the sounds and the smell of fresh baked pasty enters the cantina. Feeling a little empty for some reason, and hoping that the HI Fiber will help him get “regular”, he grabs the Giant Rags-a-muffin and EATS it in one BIG GLUP!! He then goes back to his post. Taz follows Barry outside. He sees the pile of Barry Crap. No wonder business (and Posts) are down. This place is a mess. It must be driving business away. Taz grabs a large hose and plugs it into the model cantina’s fountain. Taz exclaims, “Damn It People, I am a Bartender, Not a Sanitation Worker !” and begins to flush the mound of BC into the crater. RD? RD? are you in there? RD? RD? Who’s going to pay for all the broken glass? Rags-a-Muffin sits in Barry’s stomach. As his world “Crumbles” around him he wonders, “Is this the End ?” Then he realizes, “This TOO SHALL PASS.” |
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...Post #999 for me, Quick give me a drink before I get promoted and the prices go up!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
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Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
Raging Deadstar arrives back at the cantina, completely sanitised and disinfected hovers above the large crater the tent lies in and loccks on to a fresh pile of barry's "business" just behind the tempoary parking lot. Smiling as he locates ragnaroks remains in side it he drops the level 5 plague bomb on and watches as the bomb explodes and a little blob of green gas infects raganrok. He sits and waits for ragnaroks revenge, nothing ragnarok can do will rid him of this diesease, and nothing could make revenge sweeter Than what RD has in mind as symptons ... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Puke walks into the temporary cantina, having already spent the entire 50,000 bounty willed to him by the late GT on debauchery, and looks around for the new cult he has heard so much about.
pale terror washed accross his face as his eyes fall upon the gibbering 'Scoff. the grim realization that only one man could have started such a cult, for the express purpose of luring him here. puke freezes in his tracks as he ponders the events to follow, in the next few moments. |
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...Hmmm, Business is really off. Even all those huge piles of Barry poo can't be responsible for it...
Oh,well. Guess I'll do some more work on that special project I've been delaying... |
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Ragnarok being infected with a level 5 plague tries to figure out what he could possibly do. After a couple hours of pondering his move he declairs: "Time to make a deal with the Devil."
Ragnarok then grabs his hand held PPB and hands it to the nearest FBW. He instucts her on how to operate it and Rags stands in front of his usual table. Just as the FBW is about to fire Rags says: "Today, is a good day to die!" *BOOM!* Ragnarok is suddenly evaporated into nothingness. But wait a minute, maybe he is something. Yes, he has killed himself and been sent to the firey depths of the neatherworld. Once there he confronts the Devil himself. The Devil tells him what his eternal punishment will be but Rags stops him before he can finish. "Whoa, hold on here mister. I came down here for a reason." After which Rags proceeds to explain to the Devil the situation above. The Devil agrees to Ragnaroks plan and he sends Rags back to the temp cantina with a new body free of the level 5 plague. Hey, I did destroy my old body with that hand help PPB afterall. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif RD is furious that Rags managed to find a way out of the situation he was in. Soon after Rags came back the sky turned black. The earth began to shake. Thunder roared. Pretty soon the ground began to break open. Fire emerged as the hole kept getting bigger. Soon a whole slu of the Devils slaves come busting out and proceed to torture RD. But that is only the beginning. They take RD back to the firey depths and chain him in the back room, kept extra warm for those new comers. To torture RD they bring in a horde of country singers that never made it to heaven due to the horrible music they played. They began to play and sing for RD to make him feel more at home. Next a band of old gay men come in and start to rub lotion all over RDs body. And there isn't a single thing he can do about it at the moment. RD...one word for you. Check. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif |
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
OK OK OK Just HOW IN THE HE** Did I get in this CLOCK?????
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*Crazy dogscoff, now stripped down to a shamanstic loincloth, cavorts impishly on the bar. With a stamp of his feet Taz's fur turns purple. Crazy dogscoff bulges his eyes, wiggles his fingers and suddenly Powerman is shrunk to just 6 inches tall, trapped inside a pint glass.
Crazy Dogscoff howls with laughter and jumps up and down on the bar like an excited chimp. He stops, then does another peculiar little dance, this one culminating in him urintaing on the floor, carefully tracing out some arcane symbol of anarchy. As soon as this feat is concluded, a herd of stampeding buffalo sweeps into the tent. Crazy Dogscoff leaps from the bar onto the back of the nearest animal and is carried swiftly away with the migration, shrieking and gurning devilishly from atop his bovine steed... |
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NEWS YOU CAN USE
The complete second season of Babylon 5 will be released at the end of this month. Cost between $75.00 and $100.00. Stargate SG:1 Complete Season 3 DVD will be released in June 2003. (About fricking time.) Star Trek Nemesis is due out on May 20th in both Wide Screen and Standard. |
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*Raging Deadstar smiles tom himself and begins to laugh outloud manicaly*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ! *Then he realises maybe he shouldn't be so joyful http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif But as the Gay men move into torture him he catches the eye of a very familliar looking succubus. A beautiful women with long firey red hair, eyes that the very ocean blue would cascade from in a wave and a very nicely shaped figure. RD smiles to himself, this succubus will help him a lot, as this succubus is his girlfriend, whom being extremely evil and kinky, has some control over hell in her spare time. The only downside about this is Her dad is ruler of all Hell and absoloutely hates RD!! After wondering whether to leave her beloved boyfriend to suffer for a while she decides against it, and Raging Deadstar is transported to a nice bedroom, with the sweet soothing sounds of placebo playing and his girlfriend about to give him a welcome only she can offer! *hours later** *Raging Deadstar strides back into the cantina and sneaks over to Ragnarok, who is enjoying a beer and laughing to himself. Suddenly a strong scented rag (no pun intended) is throw over his mouuth and after some struggling he passes out...* *Ragnarok eventually comes through, weary eyed he feels drugged, that cloth must have been drenched in some sort of spirit! He looks around and is tied down. But theres something different about him, he feels extremely heavy, as if he has put on weight, for some reason his hair keeps coming over his eyes. Wait, they weren't his thighs, they were to fat and large? Why was he wearing a skirt? Did he have breasts? At this point a mirror comes down and Ragnarok screams, shame his vocal choards have been changed so it is a high woemns scream. Just then William Hague slips seductively through the door in a leopard skin thong, his bald head shining in the romantically lit room, it's only then he relaises he is anne widdecombe!!!* And just for everyone else who might not know who anne widdecombe and william hague are heres a picture! http://www.inthesetimes.com/issue/26...ages/news3.jpg Widdecombe = Obese women in middle, Hague = bald man on the right! Check Mate Ragamuffin! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif |
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Doh! I knew I was forgetting something when I put you in the firey depths. I forgot that your girlfriend has partial control down there in her spare time.
Rags/Anne is still tied down being tortured by this Hague feller and he can't do nothing about it. Stuck in a womans body and can't do nothing about that either. Rags/Anne is truely in a awful situation. With a bald guy in a leopard skin man thong about to attack him; Rags/Anne has to think fast before it is too late. He decides that he is going to have to play this out to his advantage. As the bald man continues to make his way in a suductive way over to Rags/Anne, Rags/Anne begins to speak, in a not so pleasant voice mind you. "Hey mister Hague, before you get over here why don't you untie me so I can get these clothes off." Hague - "But I'll take care of that." Rags/Anne - "No you won't. Trust me, this will make it more fun." Hague - "Well in that cause let me get you untied." The second the Last rope came off Rags/Anne kicked Hague a good one in the stomach. Rags/Anne then proceeded to run and jump on Hague, killing him in the process. "Hmmm, doesn't that just stink!" exclaims Rags/Anne. "I've got to get myself out of this horrible body!" thinks Rags. But before I do I have to do a few things. Rags/Anne hires a person to go into the Cantina and claim to be a ship inspector that made a suprise visit to RDs ship. This person approached RD in the tent cantina while RD was laughing away and drinking his little glass of orange juice. SI - "Mister RD?" (SI = Ship Inspector) RD - "That's me." SI - "My name is mister Soso and I'm with the suprise ship inspection company." The second he said that a horrified look came across RDs face. RD - "Ok, what'd you find then?" SI - "Well, if you would come with us and we'll take a look together at what I found." At that the two left and got on RDs ship and began looking at the problems they found. Before they got there, however, Rags/Anne took the liberty to drill a few holes in RDs ship floor to give something for the SI to look at. On board the ship the SI had RD look into one of the drilled out holes and told him that there was some illigal drugs underneath the flooring. RD couldn't believe this so he decided to take a gander himself. RD layed down as flat as he could get so he could get his eye up against the floor to look into the hole. Still looking Rags/Anne came running into the ship, shaking the ground the whole way. RD looked in the direction he was coming from and there was no time to react. Rags/Anne jumped onto RD just about breaking every bone in his body. Rags/Anne continued to jump up and down on top of RD until RD could barely breath anymore. Rags/Anne then just sat on top of RD as it was worse then tieing him up. That's what you get for making me a fat lady RD! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I'm afraid you missed the counter move you left open when you declared check-mate. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif |
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*Ragaing Deadstar returns to the cantina extremely obese! Luckily Lieutenant Leyasu repaired his body and refitted some gadgets, most noticably the large lifelike sumo wrestling suit he was wearing. Rags has no time to react as the giant wobbling RD slams into her, sending her flying. The trick is that RAging Deadstar is now twice the body mass of Anne widdecombe and twice the size. Rags is slammed around the cantina from each thrust of Rd's chest (yeah, paints a very disturbing image http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif ) Rags falls back and runs straight into RD and falls falt on the ground, thusly getting squashed and breaking almost every bone in her body. Then Raging Deadstar pulls out a pin and deflates the gigantic suit, very slowly so he doesn't fall for that trick and explode and doesn't blow away! Then with the huge excess of flabby skin he swings himself round slapping Raganrok with the force of an 18 wheeler truck with each slap of the flabby skin. WHOOSH SLAP, WHOOSH SLAP. Ragnarok falls over and is left defeated by Raging Deadstar who then gets out of the suit and buries raganrok with it. When ragnarok comes throuhg RD lifts him up and burries him in a coffin full of wallpaper paste. Rags splutters and tries to object but Raging Deadstar nails it shut, then puts it ina water filled metal box which he welds shut and loads it on board the ship and encases it in a fire prof shell. A couple of Minutes later. Ragnaroks box is fired from high velocity from a torpedo laucnher on a Anathema class battleship and RD watches as it burries itself 20ft underground! The cavern caves in and rags is left suffocating, he has mere hours before the paste hardens and he is encased in solid paste and is burried many ft under ground!*
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LOL You ALL have way too much time on your hands but hey I enjoy the HE** out of it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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*Dogscoff, gibbering insanely in the corner, looks up from the arcane symbols he has been drawing on the floor in bbq sauce. He throws the tribble wing he had been using as a pen over his shoulder and stares intensley at Mottlee.
There is a disturbing look (and, if you can stand to hold his gaze long enough to see it, a faint but unearthly glow) in dogscoff's eyes. The accumulated wisdom of several lifetimes compacted into a few weeks and various occult energies acting upon in his soul during his various travels through the spiritual realm have left him utterly demented, but possessed of awesome magical powers which can be unleashed upon any crazed and random whim. Quote:
*dogscoff performs an unholy little dance, then giggles mischeviously and claps his hands together. Mottlee instantly blinks out of existence, much to the shock and amazement of onlookers. *Mottlee immediately finds himself in a featureless grey limbo, with only the sound being an insane cackling, which soon fades to nothing: "Time? Now you have time on your hands too... time on your feet, time on your mind, time in front and time behind, hihihheehhehehhhihi...." |
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Power Man calls his ship. In a tiny voice he says “Spork beam me out of here.
The heard of buffalo dogscoff is with leave the tent. They Panic at the sight of Barry. They immediately stampede toward the crater and they go over the edge. Dogscoff and the buffalo he is on fall into the center of the crater, right in the lake of Liquid Barry Poo that Taz flushed into the crater. Dogscoff tries to get out but he is nearly drowned by the splashes of the other buffalo falling into the lake and also trying to get out. Power Man gets to his ship. There he uses his matter in-larger ray to return him to his former size. Now let me see what I can do to “help” dogscoff. A few button pushes and one big lever throw later. As Dogscoff struggles in the “Lake of Poo” the air above him shimmers. A giant ACME PAPER WEIGHT 20 Tons, (or is that Tonnes for you in the UK?) appears over him. With a giant SPASH ! it lands on dogscoff. The weight and dogscoff sink into the bottom of the crater. One Last bubble breaks the surface of the lake with a wet BLORT “ |
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...As the fat ladies fight and Dogscoff struggles to lift the 20 ton weight off him before the Lake of Poo congeals around him, Taz decides that purple is not really his color. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif
Fumbling around in his fur, he reaches the hidden zipper tab and with a flourish steps out of his purple fur! ( For all concerned, Taz is now wearing his usual brown fur.) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif Ahhh, much better! Since Dogscoff was management of the old Cantina, Taz reluctantly decides he should help him. Hmmm.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif Reaching under the bar, Taz searches among the various equipment and supplies. Finding what he was searching for, Taz then tosses the round cylindrical object into the Lake of Poo. The object floats down and settles beside the 20 ton weight. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif There you go Dogscoff - A large can of spinach... THINK POPEYE http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif |
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