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116. You have a fleet of dreadnoughts and see a defenceless enemy colony ship
117. Somehow your fleet is destroyed by that single colony ship

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On a PBW game, we once had a colony ship vs colony ship battle. Neither had weapons, and both had 'Don't get hurt' strategy. My ship killed the other ship O.o Don't ask me how.

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lol your colony ship had some extra people so it launched them out of the ship and lucky it hit the enemy engines making a big explosion http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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Haha...

118. You find out that another person in a game made the beta, and you didn't.

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119. You always throw your glasses against the walls after serving one drink in them. Your manufacturing corps cannot keep up so they decide to create new glass "wholesale".....
120. If the other race makes a really tasty dish when combined with extract from another race.....
121. You are colorblind, and you encounter a Nultoh. "Man I thought you guys were supposed to have color in their eyes!"
122. If you use either "Alice" or "Eliza" to reply to messages.....

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123. You send your mother-in-law as a diplomat.

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124. you make around 1000 escort ships with the latest tech and see if the ai loses

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125. You make around 1000 Baseships with latest tech and see if the AI loses.

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126. You're in a game with about 10 n00b's, and they decide it'll be funny if they all had a big war in your homesystem.