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"Good to go, Good to go" - Jodie Foster in Contact - Goofy quote, but it shows strength.


oops, wrong words, shoiuldn't try to conjur up quotes when one is extremely tired. :}

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""I ate his liver with some pharber beans and a nice chiantie." - Emperor Fang when asked by the President of the Friendly Planet Alliance about the disposition of their Ambassador.

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Recently rediscovered this old favourite:

Thug: "What's that, some kind of fancy hair dryer?
Schlock: If by "hair" you mean "plasma", and by "dryer" you mean "cannon" then yes, it's a hair dryer.

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"If I hear any more threats against the Captain's life, or any more rumors about going down to headquarters and assassinating the General, or raping the nurses at the field hospital, I'm going to strangle the guy with my bare hands! Got it?" Telly Savalas in Kelly’s Heroes

"In case that happens it means he's the fellow who killed me and I don't like the fellow who kills me, not in general."
"He's not the first psycho to hire us nor the last. You think that's a commentary on us?"
"We're deep in space, corner of No and Where"
"Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket"
"See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart."
"What the hell's going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"
" You know, they tell ya to never hit a man with a closed fist but it is, on occasion, hilarious."
" You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery."
"One of you is gonna fall and die and I'm not cleaning it up"
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with. Long as she does it quiet like."
"One of those will feed a family for a month. Longer if they don't like their kids too well."
-- All Malcolm Reynolds in Firely/Serenity

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"Come at me! Thrust with your sword!" - Possibly perverted old swordsman from the various Legend of Zelda games http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif
"Behold my floating fortress, the Egg Carrier!" - Dr. Robotnik in Sonic Adventure
"GOT EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD" - Megaman 2. Probably supposed to be "You got the Lead Bubble" or some such, whatever a "lead bubble" is supposed to be http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif
"Metroids are not pets. Metroids are not for target practice." - Space pirate log entry in Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
"It breathes. It breathes. It breathes. You die..." - Typical Angband endgame http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif
"That's a, um, red potion. I think it, um, replenishes your hearts. Or something. I'm not sure, I just work here part-time." - Undermotivated shopkeeper in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
"You are too big to be a slug." - Zero to a miniboss in Megaman Zero
"My name is Maha Ganeshariff. All of the data in your memory has been stored in the server in my body. To recover it you must defeat me. Will you do it?!?" - A boss from Megaman Zero

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Bond girl: "You aren't going to kill me now? Not after what we just did."
James Bond: "Well I wasn't going to kill you before was I?"

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Heh, reminds me of the time I cast polymorph on something and didn't even get to move again before I died. It went something like this:

You cast Polymorph on the monster.
It turns into a Chaos Vortex!
The Chaos Vortex breathes chaos at you.
You feel your life draining away.
You have lost a level.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost a level.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost a level.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost a level.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost a level.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You feel reality warping around you. (several monsters appear)
You feel weaker than you used to be.
You feel clumsier than you used to be.
You feel more sickly than you used to be.
You feel dumber than you used to be.
You feel less wise than you used to be.
You feel less charismatic than you used to be.
The Chaos Vortex breathes chaos at you.
You feel your life draining away.
You have lost a level.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost a level.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost a level.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost a level.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost a level.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost a level.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost a level.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost a level.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost a level.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You have lost knowledge of <insert spell name here>.
You feel reality warping around you. (more monsters appear)
The <insert monster here> changes!
The <insert monster here> changes!
The <insert monster here> changes!
The <insert monster here> changes!
The <insert monster here> changes!

And so on, finally culminating with one of the summoned polymorphed monsters finishing my (now level 1) character with one blow. When I cast the initial polymorph that set it all off, I was somewhere around level 20-30, and at full health. Needless to say, I did not experiment with Polymorph again for a very long time, and I was extremely careful about it when I finally encountered a chaos vortex as a normal spawn for the first time.

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'Dear friend, Today I memorized explosive runes!' - D&D joke. Not exactly a quote, but probably has been used in more than one game.

And my sig from another forum: ' 'I ready the picnic lunch! I ready the picnic lunch the dark forces of sauron made us...' - Dork Tower #1013'

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"This is an ex-parrot" Monty Python
"I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay" Monty Python
"Ahhhhhhh! (then said calmly) I panicked." unknown

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"Get off the nuclear warhead." - Armaggedon