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NOOOOOOOO! You killed the velociraptors!

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Yeah, because otherwise they'd kill us off man..... They're B&G defenders! What's your next plan? Bomb the B&G from orbit but wait till AZ steps out because he's such a great guy you'd rather let him live?!?

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Maybe...

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OK that seals it. I'm removing you from command of your ships. From now on they listen to me. And if they stick by you it's a mutiny. We'll have to assume the B&G has done a Mutiny intel project on us, and we'll have to destroy the mutinying ships.

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NullAshton's ships places their shields up for defensive measures. They're still loyal to Ashton.

What have I done?

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Signed your death sentence.

The COMCAs open up on the mutinying ships. Their shields start to bucke immediately. After three seconds of fire, the first few ships blow up.

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NullAshton's battlemoons each take a COMCA, managing to blow out most of the supplies of each of the COMCAs, as well as the bridge and most of their weapons. Then the wave-motion guns blast their shields away. The dreadnaughts strafe the COMCA's, blowing out the remaining weapons. Zipper VI's are released from the Trojan's, which systematically start destroying the remaining parts of the COMCA's.

You may have bigger ships, but I got more ships http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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/me watches the displays and presses a big, yellow button marked 'Popcorn, butter and pop'.

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.....And how many BattleMoons did you have? And since you have those, you can't POSSIBLY be using Capship ships..... so your DNs are smaller than some of my Destroyers. I mean, I've got more tonnage in shield generators on one of my COMCAs than you have in your entire DN FLEET.....

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8 ten megaton battlemoons. A COMCA is only 25 megatons if I remember... And it's not really fair that we're using diffrent mods http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Evacuation is started on NullAshton's non-stock ships. Once evacuation is completed, a field starts to grow around the solar system. All non-stock devices, such as COMCA's, are completly disabled, and are simply floating hulks of metal and rock.

There, no more uber ships.

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OK, just one more thing tho..... You had 8 10MT BattleMoons. I had 5 25MT COMCAs. That would give you 80MT of combat power (smaller ships excluded), while I have 125MT. And even your smaller ships are, I think, not 45MT each. And since I use HAL 9000 devicec to command my COMCAs, you'll probably be using Master Computer III's on all your ships, so that is tonnage "wasted" anyway.....

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Anyway, now all other mods don't work! Enjoy your 25 megaton floating metal hulks.

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And you enjoy YOUR 10 megaton floating metal hulks.

And where are other people's reinforcements?

And is it me or are we (and sometimes Narf) responsible for the last 20 or 30 or so posts here?

And why are we fighting ourselves? Why aren't we pounding the ruddy B&G into submission?

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The field is turned off, so that StrategiaInUltima can use his COMCA's again.

Good point.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

no offence NA

and why don't other people chip in and supply extra forces? And why does noone vote for command?

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Because noone is here?

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We musta scared them away with our infighting.

I wonder what Rudy,..... arm, Mr. Huxtable thinks about this.

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I get 100 free meals here, don't I? And free take-out as well!

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Oh I'm here. I'm enjoying watching the devastation and combat unfold. Why should I interfere? Most of the more devastating damage is occuring out in ther parking lot and not in the front foyer, so it doesn't affect the high quality of the Hut's cuisine.

I am willing to offer you both joint command of the Hut's newly formed security forces, including no les than 35 Super Mega Battle Jupiters, plus the the entire support and escort fleets that would accompany constructs of such size.

And you'll both eat here at the Hut for free, of course.

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If that includes free drinks, count me in! Give me a list of the forces under my command, with tonnage, weapons, and defenses, along with any other notable features.

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Count me in, Commander-in-Chief Mr. Huxtable sir. Well, it looks like our troubles are a thing of the past, Joint Chief Ashton.

Will make an inventory list soon.

My suggestion:

Joint Chief Ashton takes command of the orbital defense force, including bombers, and planet-to-space weapons systems.
I take command of the landing craft, the ground forces (including planetary naval assets and air forces) and surface-to-surface weapons systems.
We share command over the construction yards.

Well?

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Actually you'd be the doorman, which gives you control of the Battle Jupiters. It's your job to monitor all incoming traffic to the Hut.

Strategia, you'll be in charge of the entire support fleet, which includes, at this point, nearly 32 million ships. YOu are also in charge of charting extradimensional space for places the Hut can expand into.

Both of your mission statements might change as I add more and more power to the Hut Fleet.

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It sounds good. I have control over my ground forces, however, because they won't listen to anyone else.

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snaps at attention and salutes

"Yes SIR thank you SIR!"

"Dispatching interdimensional trade scouts now, Sir!"

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"Here is the inventory of current military forces, Sir!"

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Is that for me or for Rudy?

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Null, I want you and Strategia to go start making absurd threats at the B&G. I'll follow up with a peace offering, which will be false, and then threaten them with bread pudding.

GO GO GO!

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Why?

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Well, partly because they are funny, and partly because they will help to infuriate the B&G and make their response all the more erratic.

Bread pudding is also nasty. HUGE insult.

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Ah. I'll stick to doing my job, and monitoring traffic.

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The B&G is gathering evidence of our aggression. We must begin probing actions against their parking lot and valet.

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Do you mind about collateral damage?

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No, I think you should definitely uproot all of their landscaping and destroy the sidewalk, certainly. Try to keep innocent civilians alive, but remember we are the Won-Ton Violence Take Out Hut! We only care a little about those not IN the Hut.

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Ah. If suspicious movement is noted, I'll commence orbital strikes.

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Probe their outer defenses with several right obliques and find their flanks.

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What's a Battle Jupiter? Is it something like a death star? Whatever they are, it's reassuring to know they're on our side! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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Yes, a Battle Jupiter is a lot like the Death Star, but bigger. About 70 times the size of the Death Star and it features Planet Killers around the outside, unlike the DS which only features one.

Fortunately I had them fully automated so I wouldn't have to pay cleaning crews.

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I'm not going to fire at them unprovoked. If I see a military buildup, though, you can expect to see some collateral damage into the B&G.

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Alright Null, I will wait to have you initiate hostilities. Let's see first if they are willing to send us all of their desserts.

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Desserts are always good.

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As long as you don't get just desserts.

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True...

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So you need to make sure to order something other than just desserts. Maybe some roast beast.

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Maybe. Some roast carnage would be good too.

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Forget the Dessert! It's Won-Ton Violence Time!

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Sir! The B&G have initiated a large-scale propaganda campaign against us! Permission to pound them into submission Sir!

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And I am hereby offically shanghaiing Jack Simth into the military as a General..... with him on our side we can manipulate universes and erase the B&G from the very face of the space/time continuum.

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NO Strategia! Do not erase them! We want the deed to the B&G so we can expand the Hut! Well, erase the sentients, just not the structures. And use your most destructive food processor in the fighting! Puree them all!

General Jack Smith, as newly shanghaied commander of ground forces, I charge you with stealing the recipe tin and bringing me their fondu services! GO GO GO!

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As you might have noticed Sir, we've lost over half of our orbital fleet, though the megawarships are still intact - but I managed to make a deal with the Hiigarans and they have dispatched a rather large and rather extremely strong fleet here. There are 25 Battlecruisers, 50 Destroyers and 100 Carriers here already, and more are on their way.

You told me to go interdimensional with the Hut expansion, didn't you? Well, I have also gone to other universes in this dimension, including the Homeworld2 universe.

Oh, and Sir, we can count on reinforcements consisting of, amongst other things, Star Destroyers, Super Star Destroyers, Sovereign-class Starships, Asgard Warships and a lot more but I've forgotten what those were exactly.

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Strategia, continue your recruiting of alternate universes, and bring me more Hiigarans. I like them. They are tough. And if you can find a few Bentusi, that would be good, too.

Bring all of our weapons to bear! We shall have the B&G recipes forthwith!

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Sir, there are already several hundred thousand Battlecruisers underway.

And I'm sorry, but I don't know that much about the Bentusi. The darned Vaygr keep blasting my fleet out of the sky in the Gehenna Outskirts.