Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

The only reason I know the movie is because of Mock Trial.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Never say that one.

Will also try and check it out.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

No, as in college mock trial. ;)

A Few Good Men is always good. If you can handle the truth.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Oh mate....A few...is a REALLY good film.

Every cast member gave one of their best performances.

I wish Tom would do more films like that and Collateral Damage, where he shows just how good an actor he is. Plus they are great movies in their own right.

When he does crap like Mission Improable (lol) just gives critics plenty of ammunition to say how ordidnary he is, and in those types of movies, he IS ordinary.

But a Few G M had an incredible cast, from the Judge down to Toms assistant to the defence counsel. Plus they all did a great job. Demi was even good in her role.

Truly a great court room drama, and being ex an naval officer, I luv stuff that involves the military, specially the navy.

The only time I can't "handle the truth" is when i watch a replay of some huge battle and I get my arse whipped, then i quickly check the messages to see if it gives a different result, you know, "the bug". Unfortunately the truth has always stared me in the face, and I can't handle IT!!!!!!!!!!

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Well, Tom Cruise played one role that was really awesome. I'm speaking about Les Grossman from Thropic Thunder.
In the other news...

Mwahahahahahaha.
*ahem*
MWAhahahahaHAHAha!
*ahem*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Evil laughter surely gets better with practice. Also, laughter is the best medicine! So evil laughter is like the best evil medicine. In other word, it is like the best drug - and with no side effects.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

R'lyeh is down. Next turn I go AI, as I'm down to income 0, harmless free chaff, and my capital, which is scripted for a last stand. Good job to Ermor's coalition, and good game.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Thanks for coming in and subbing in a tough spot. See you over in Stumble!

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

I believe I need to clear up some misconceptions as to Marignon's stance on the foreign stage:

No, I am not part of Ermor's coalition. In fact, I have had absolutely no contact with the land of the cursed dead this entire game. I don't know why anyone thought that in the first place.

I won't, however, roll over and die for Bogarus, who so wantonly attacked my lands, raping and pillaging as he went. There is a distinct difference.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

We have merely entered Marignon as peacekeepers. To prevent the atrocities being committed to the Bogarussians in the Marignon lands.

really its true.
No seriously. It is true.

In fact we pay the Marignon merchants Double their asking price for their goods.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Where to begin.

First, there were no Bogarussians in Marignon at the time of the invasion. This inventive lie is quite tiresome at this point.

Also, if by double their asking price you mean savagely raiding their caravans and supplanting them with Bogarussian merchants, then it would be accurate.

Which you probably didn't, mind.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Thx Knai, subbing is always difficult and your efforts are appreciated.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Hm. I just lost my turn. Strange...
Well, poor me.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

BTW, Knai played pretty big role in this game. His intervention helped Abysia pretty well... And Knai really used all of his limited resources and used them smart.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

That's good to hear. He's a good guy. Glad he came in and gave it all he had.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Ermor`s... Coalition? OH SHI~

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Yeah, its a shame, but somehow Ermor has put together a coalition. I'd be working against it, normally, but I'm in sort of a bad position to do anything about it.

Though I stress that I am not part of it, and merely in this game to either retake my lands etc. or make matty pay for every turn he spends in my lands.

How has it been going thus far matty? Like the new global? Sure your commanders are loving it, sitting in my dom10 provinces. And I'm going to start blood sacrificing in my capital too, so enjoy. :p

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

You are a hospitable host. Every day demons come around offering snacks and drinks.

Of course I have been on record multiple times trying to rally support against the prince of death but others have made a habit of untrue and horrible propaganda against the peace-loving Bogarussians.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

So the only thing that the demon worshiper and the war-monger can agree on is that Bone Daddy's nation of peace-loving zombies should be destroyed because we're too evil? That's great. It fills the void where his heart use to be with joy knowing that he's helping people overcome their differences.

Pardon Bone Daddy while he gets back to torturing some Abysian prisoners. They have the most delightful, high-pitched screams.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

lots of things are happening out there while lazarus, king of what's left of c'tis, cowers in his castle, watching ulm marshal her masses. maybe it's good to be cooped up in here...it sound dangerous in the big wide world!

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

So, who`s a part of this coalition?

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

can i join the coalition? i have a bunch of undead tomb chariots. i'll be an honorary member, since i have no ability to actually effect anything...

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

I'm alright with that.
You must eat some babies every day, of course!

Once I tried to lead the crusade against Ermor - because I thought that they corrupt mortal flesh and this flesh becomes not-so-tasty.
But now, it is all so clear.
Bones are even more delicious than flesh! Even bone marrow is soooo old-school. Bone-gnawing is the new way~!

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Come on board parone, I've joined the club.

Its a sad end to what should have been an exciting late game......unfortunately.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

As I said you before, I'm thinking it is to early for you to do this. You've got at least 7 Zmey's and fire gem generator. You've got lots of mages and most of the territory untouched.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Thats enough to fight and hold you or Ermor, but not enough to do both.

I am getting weaker, and I mean seriously weaker each turn, Ermor is getting stronger, seriously stronger each turn.

When I ran that maths through my calculator the answer wasn't pretty.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

i think i am going to be dead in about 3 turns. i want to be the head of the coalition. i am going to be issuing a lot of orders to abysia, ermor and a bunch of imaginary armies henceforth(i don't expect any of them to be listened to).

i order the launch of the mortain counter offensive!!!

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Mortain...Nice!

Hold on C'tis. This game has so many bizarro twists you may be there at the end!

Now - Let's see how many assassins I face this coming turn. LOL.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

im not going anywhere!!! shardphoenix will have to fight his way into my capital over my dead bodies. i mean, my undead chariots. i mean, he'll have to kill my undead(an interesting question, were there really undead, and you killed them, would a double negative apply, i.e. would that make them alive, vis a vis mathematic principles? this is not an actual question...are you still reading?)

i must say, shard has administered the most thorough bitc* slapping to me over the last 20 turns that i have ever received. i think my record on battles vs him is about 4-109.

but i'm still here! come get me phoenix(and by the way, who came up with the spelling for that word? phoenix? fenix, really.)

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Going have to give myself a postponement (since my laptop is refusing to reboot and has been in startup repair for 24 hrs as of now). I can't say for how long, unfortunately, but even if I don't get it fixed, I'll eventually get ahold of a laptop I can download Dom3 on again and convert that and any necessary files onto a flashdrive.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Yeah, Iron Blizzard is pretty brutal against troop-based armies. Not so good against heavy thugs, though.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

it's funny shard. my guys wade through waves of iron, just about get to you, then flee. i can't say i blame them. of course, the tomb chariots keep coming, but i need to deploy them 700 at a time, and that has become problematic in my reduced condition.

on the plus side, i set a new record for summoning dead pretenders in this game(i think i did it 3 times)

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Bone Daddy could always use more time to work on his evil plans, so take as much time as you need.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

bone daddy! as i am now in charge of the coalition, i order you from my bunker which is surrounded my ulmish zmeys and priests and what not to...to...to...make me an omelete!

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

abysia, i mean hooley. whatever. lazarus, the usually dead pretender, orders you to toast me some marshmellows!

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Bone Daddy is in his own bunker, surrounded by several hundred ghouls, shade, and other assorted uglies (and a decidedly out-of-place and nervous looking Naiad) and further surrounded by a concentric ring of fortresses in a barren, lifeless wasteland that stretches hundreds of miles in every direction. We're not going anywhere -- especially with Bone Daddy's fishing injury slowing him down, which he got after he was eaten by a fish in Skyfall lake.

We'd mail you an omelet, but we don't have any eggs -- or postman for that matter (we ate the last one awhile back). We have some left-over monkey hair, which can be boiled if you don't mind the smell although it doesn't go down real easy -- and this is coming from someone who doesn't have a nose and thinks eating half-rotten corpses is a delicacy.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

very well. send me some monkey hands. and also some spokes for my chariots. i demand that one of my sauromancers design a jet bomber that can traverse the atlantic...eva, bring me some more low grade amphetamines! hurry

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Bone Daddy has a spoke right here for you.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

lol

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

You need to demand an all-out assault from your generals. Than you need to shout on them. Loudly.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

I thought, lizards don`t have a moustache?:p

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

HA! our zmey killer group claimed a victim!!! of course we lost a 100 units in the process...

also, i finally figured out why my SC won't move into battle(this has been a problem for like 15 turns) i had so many serpent body guards, they had him blocked in!! i messed with his scripts and tried to figure it out, but this was the answer.


how dumb am i, really? :doh:

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Learning you are, young Padawan.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

hooley, have you ever seen the commercial where they are trying to get yoda to be the voice on a mobile gps? i don't even know how you would search for it, but it is hilarious.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

No mate, but I'll check out youtube now.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

LOL... Too funny.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdcJVuylmsM

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Bone Daddy has been devoting the awesome force of his fiendish intellect to the destruction of his many mortal enemies. However, due to the ever-increasing size of his vast hordes and number of diabolical plans he has in motion, it might be difficult for us to maintain a 48-hour pace with the same evil standards everyone has grown accustomed too.

Would it be possible to increase the hosting interval to 60-hours after this next turn? This would give us a full two days for our turns.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Alright then. Of course. You are Ermor after all. :p

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

i really don't mind the increased interval(my turns take about 4 minutes) but i have to ask, isn't 48 hours two days? or are you so evil, you have actually changed the fabric of time...

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Ok - the tide of Ermor has entered my territoriy and I doubt that there is anything I can do about a 2500+ army. If anybody has the courrage to attack Ermor, now is the time. Otherwise, the game is decided.

Re: BSoD (Newbie, LA, CBM 1.92) [Started!]
 

Dude, it`s over turn 50. 2500 isn`t even a real army by ermorian standarts - he should already have several armies 10 000+ strong.
That`s when Undead Mastery comes into play.