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... ahh that german beer does wonders.

*Goes outside*
*Lifts the tarmac surrounding the pub*
*Bumps it all the way to the front of the spacestation*
*Goes back inside*

What?

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Ah, great! Who's going to clean that up?!
It most certainly won't be me.

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...Just great, I go back into the storeroom for a bit and when I come out I find:
-The Men's room is now a religious shrine with a fearsome pine scent. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif
-Trajan dancing on the bar. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif
-somebody managed (somehow) to shake the parking lot like a rug! (which has upset Barry's delicate digestion again http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif )
-and some weird robed guy's are chasing Jmenschenfresser around the cantina http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Well I'm not going to try to explain this to a certain furry striped owner. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
...Besides Dogscoff was in charge http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ...

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I never said the loo worshipping pygmies were unsuperior to us! Any species that can worship "the great white bowl" must be culturally advanced! Maybe, these pygmies actually gave us mere mortals the technology to actually be culturally superior and be hygenic, imagine a world if the Toilet hadn't been invented!

*shudders*

Of course as much as i'm in awe of the pygmies, i don't want to be in there when their great god emerges from the depths of the septic tank!! I think that we'll leave the possibillity of all sorts of fecal disasters to growltigga, afterall, he is the owner!

But note to taz, i would get rid of the air freshners, i think the ammount thats in their could poison the regulars! Of course if we want to have cultural debates on whats evolved in the many rooms of the cantina, whats happened in the basement, the ladies bathroom (i don't think we have many female customers so imagine how long its been since someone went in there!!!) or of course, that corner where geoschmo was getting *ahem* examined by the two ninjas! He hasn't been around much since http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Say has any one here seen Gizmo? He is resembles a cat, but is an insidous flesh eating monster from another dimension. He is my pet, and I think he managed to escape from my ship Last time I was here. Don't be alarmed, he only eats those who fall asleep, are too drunken to walk, and those who smell like tuna.

Here is his picture, do not be fooled, he is a visous man eating little monster with a formiddable apitite.

Gizmo

Oh yes, one Last thing, do NOT pet him. Trust me.

[ September 01, 2002, 14:51: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

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For the ones from the Dogs area, that little cat is more like dessert http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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He is not a "cat." He is small man eating monster with sharp teeth and a nasty dispossion. Oh ya, he eats dogs, namely Great Dains, as apitizers. So ya, go pet him. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif :evil

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Mac strolls into the cantina after being away for awhile, as he canters over to his favorite table, he notices a strange furry creature in the far cornor, looks similiar to a cat, but more ferocious looking, hmm, it appears to be nibbling on poor ol Geo, who is slumped sleeping on the floor near the dart board. Hmm, did he ever grow another head, oh well, mac sits and reclines at his table, orders his usual breakfast from a FBW, when he is over come by a strange new odor emitting from, of all places, the inner sanctum of relief, now what he mumbles, he gets up walks towards the inner sactum, passing a dancing Trajan, and enters the room, where he is immediatly set upon by some form of pygmy type creatures with sticks in their hands and singing some strange dirge... Now what the H... is going on here, A man can't even enjoy peace in the inner sanctum anymore, as he backs out pushing the little creatures away from him as well as his senses being assaulted by some horendous over coming ordor, as he quickly makes his exit he notices what appears to be hundreds of odor freshners hanging from everywhere in the room, could these be what these little people/creatures are attracted to??, Mac exits, walks out behind the cantina, finds a large fire hydrant and proceeds to relieve the excess baggage that was pressuring his inner anatamy, ahahhhhhhhhh

just some ideas mac

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Gryphin, ck your email, let me know if it came out ok

mac

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">This confirms what we all knew all along: That beer is sacred. After all, every time I drink more than 10 pints I eventually find myself on my knees worshipping the Porcelain God (calling Huey on on the great white telephone, releasing a technicolour yawn, etc etc etc...)