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In 1:14 by my clock.

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What if I don't like your clock? Don't presume your clock is the one the rest of the world sets itself by!

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Well, my clock can beat your clock!

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My clock is atomic and sings American Standards, so HAH

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My clock doesn't rely on petty human mechanisms for keeping time. It measures the actual chronological status of the universe directly and translates that into current time "standards," rather than some silly atomic decay rates.

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Ha. Fyron that's only ONE clock I own. I've got a clock that was follows the universe's own time standard since well before the Planck Era.

And it can play guitar so HAH

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My clock can measure time in 14^14 dimensions!

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oh YEA? Well, my clock has teeth and it just ate yours so HAH

and it can dance merengue so HAH

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Well, my clock just burst out of your clocks stomach and now you clock is dead, so HAH!

And my clock can sing, dance and play the piano!

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only in this dimension! In every other dimension my clock has digested your clock and turn the waste into miniature galaxies where pygmy people thrive

so HAH