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Hut War Defensive? The Facts.

The recent Press report by Joint Chief StrategiaInUltima today has been replied to by another statement from the B&G, and also nomination as best piece of fiction.

Bar Tender and Minister of Information of the Bar and Grill had this to say.

"I could make another speech to convince you. But quite simply I must break my political oath, and tell you the truth! Many reprehensible things have been done by both sides in the Original Bar War, but today I show you the truth behind the Hut's plans, thanks to an Inside source."

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StrategiaInUltima said:
And why are we fighting ourselves? Why aren't we pounding the ruddy B&G into submission?

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RudyHuxtable said:
Strategia, you'll be in charge of the entire support fleet, which includes, at this point, nearly 32 million ships. YOu are also in charge of charting extradimensional space for places the Hut can expand into.

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RudyHuxtable said:
Null, I want you and Strategia to go start making absurd threats at the B&G. I'll follow up with a peace offering, which will be false, and then threaten them with bread pudding.

"Also This Document contains information on the vastly overpowered military of the hut. They say they wish to even the sides out, They speak of "making sure the Cantina can no longer cause aggression to the Hut." and "Pre-emptive Strikes!" Also if you read the Joint Chiefs latest release you will find the ending very contradictory with what he said originally. Peaceful co-existence one moment and revenge and domination the next. This is a war of conquest and capitalist policy, I hope this evidence proves to you that the Bar and Grill is being unfairly invaded by an opposing force. And That quite frankly, my fellow Members of the Galactic Community, Is Fact."

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My forces are going to monitor your traffic for suspicious activities. Hostilities will not occur from me unless there is a threat to the hut.

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Clearly my comments have been taken out of context. By threats I mean overtures intended to lull you into a false sense of peace and security.

Althought I might be sincere if you consider signing over the B&G to me.

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Maybe we need to have a written peace agreement or something.

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I don't know if there can be peace when clearly there is so much apathy here in the B&G. I mean, I've got all kinds of recipes I'd like to share.

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We can manage. If they go to war with us, we can just frag them from orbit.

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Where is this Growltigger! Before the exchange of fire, let's treat first... innocents need not be killed in the crossfire!

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Apathy? No, just protectionism. We don't like intruders! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: Forum Chat Bar & Grill (soon to be gone)

Let the fighting between our two clienteles cease! Let us join together in brotherhood and harmony.

*fingers a large red flashing button beneath his desk*

Re: Forum Chat Bar & Grill (soon to be gone)

FEAR THE BREAD PUDDING!