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Timstone
Maybe Barry can help you.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Well, how does Barry look like and where can I find this good man?

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Tim,

Barry is the large-toothed, often red vested, once thought extinct, T-Rex parking attendant.

He is a very affable chap with a ravenous appetite. So keep any raw meat out of sight and scent.

Cheers!
Trajan

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Barry is partial to Bill Gates Clones as payment, however, you could also ask Dogscoff for some of his more stronger deep sea minions, they may be able to open it up, if none of that works, there's always those loo pygmyies, at least those that aren't splattered all over the inner sanctum http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif or there is the... Onion....

just some ideas mac

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sorry, was that your onion? i just had it deep fried and battered. care for a slice?

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Ok who here owns a toque ???

Sliders Fan No Longer Has The Will To Send E-Mails To Producers

PORTLAND-- Eric Swenson has participated in several e-mail fan campaigns that successfully restored the now-cancelled science-fiction series "Sliders" to network televison.

However this time around, Eric has no desire to use the Internet to keep the show alive.

"I was really enthusiastic the first four or five times I helped save Sliders," said Eric, 24. "But now, I realize that the only reason I watched the later seasons was to see Maggie's (Kari Wuhrer's) breasts."

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My good Tesco, there is nothing wrong with someone who wants to research the anatamy of well endowed females that are shown on the Boob Tube. Science takes into account all things necessary to enhance the pleasures of life's roadways, therefore, if the youngster only watched the program to increase his knowledge of such wonderous sights, then by all means he should be allowed to enjoy any new episodes that appear, or forever be banished to watching re-runs.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Puke, I'll take a slice depending on if you used your special sauce or not http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

just some ideas mac

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*In response to the request, Dogscoff rises from his chair and produces a strange looking implement. He takes it into the toilets (He goes into the ladies to avoid all the mess in the gents) and flushes a few times before placing one end of the item into the water. He turns a handle on the side and it makes a wierd sort of klaxon noise which carries well through the water, all the way through the plumbing and sewerage to the sea.

Dogscoff returns to the bar, buys a beer and waits. After a few minutes, a distant rumbling noise is heard and as it gets closer, the sounds of alarms, sirens and screaming get louder and louder. Several office buildings on the other side of town are pulled down by giant tentacles as Ruraigh (Dermott's big brother) makes his way to the Cantina.

Upon reaching the parking area, Ruraigh picks up Timstone's vehicle like a toy and rips it in half, dropping the front section back in the parking space and hurling the other half some 3 or 4 miles, where it lands with a crunch and a scream.

At this point, the army's specialised "Sea Monster Urban Response Force" (SMURF) turn up to deal with the Ruraigh, who is fulfilling his contractual obligation as a 300 metre long squid to trash the dock areas in true Godzilla fashion every time he comes to town.

The battle rages on on the other side of town and half a SMURF tank smashes through the Cantina's window and lands next to the bar.

Dogscoff returns to his beer, glad to have done someone a favour.

[ September 05, 2002, 11:32: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

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Ehh... well what should I say? Thank you?
Damn, I just had it repainted.

P.S. Nice abbreviation. Haha... almost fell from my chair.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You're quite welcome. I like to help out whenever I can.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm afraid genetically modified giant squid aren't well known for their delicacy. (They are very good at being a delicacy though, as poor Dermott demonstrated.)

I'll see if I can sort out some repairs for you. I know a cuttlefish who's dead handy with a arc-welder. First we'll have to arrange the retrieval of the rear half of your craft though, which mightn't be so easy. Anyone got any ideas?

*Dogscoff steps over a discarded SMURF trooper and peruses the menu. Hmmm... fresh calamari tonight.