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Geo walks in to the Cantina.

"Hey, where's Barney? He's not in the parking lot. Hey, what happened in here. Everything look's different. Where's Taz, and Gt? Something's not right here..."

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Wow. This is devious. I would expect concequences and repercussions.

This is almost as horrid a deception as Fyron baiting us with that link...

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Key word... Almost!

Man, I hate to be the owner of this thread when Tigga comes around... Trying to take his business... All I can say is, it wasn't me!

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Key word... Almost!

Man, I hate to be the owner of this thread when Tigga comes around... Trying to take his business... All I can say is, it wasn't me!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOL! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif But don't you enjoy being a vampire now?

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 

..>tiny sound<..

...>faint noise<...

....>very quick motion at door<....

...>carefully Taz peeks in at this strange place<... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Nope. Definately NOT the Cantina! Why there's not even a bar!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

Attention!!! This is to warn all inhabitants of this Cantina Clone! Attention!!!

The laws of Space/Time ( AND GT http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif ) are being broken! There CANNOT be more than one cantina existing within the Space/Time Continunm at one time! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

I recommend immediate withdraw from this thread. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

...>Taz's head is quickly withdrawn<...

...>retreating whirlwind sounds<...

..>all is quiet<..

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 

Fyron watches as a bar is installed in the Cantina Clone. All the drinks and such that are in the normal Cantina are then set up at the bar. A large life-like cut-out poster of Taz is then set up behind the bar.

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[quote]Originally posted by geoschmo:

Quote:

Hah. Getting kissed by a lawyer isn't hard. You can get a lawyer to do anything if you pay their fee. It's just a matter of finding one in your price range Laz. To be fair though the legal equivalent of Jennifer Lopez would probably be too much. Unless you find one that will do it "pro-bono". http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Geo, this is completely wrong and verging on the libellous to boot.

Lawyers are expressly forbidden to sleep with their clients, this is to stop the clients being billed twice for essentially the same service

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Growltigga walks in to the Clone Cantina, he surveys the dreary surroundings of the fake establishment and then walks outside.

He turns to the assembled ranks of Byzantine, Saracen, Almohad and Spanish military might.

"Men, mongoose, raccoons and other assorted woodland creatures, this is it, the big one. Light those naptha bombs, fire up the siege engines, terminate with extreme prejudice, this is not any hicksville redneck bar that needs torching, this is plagiarism"

"Cry havoc, and let slip the squirrels of war"

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Fyron had left the premesis long before, of course. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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But is carefully and surrupticiously having an eye kept on him by the CSS (Cantina Secret Service), as when the revolution comes, he is going to be the first one in the torture chamber and no mistake