Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina
 

GTO, you forgot to include:
Computer Illiterate and Modest.

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Gryphin, puts your specs old bean - "modest" is right there

...as for computer illiterate, well, I tend to send most of my time in the healthy fresh air or reading books... after all, I find young ladies far more attracted to my learned discourses rather than whether or not I know how to download MP3 files or whatever

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GTO: Tsk, Tsk, I did see it. Clearly you failed to pick up on the subtle irony and wry humor.
I'm sure mac and the other intelligent patrons of the Cantinna will reconize it.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm a European, and I'm dead classy, too. Can I play?

*Dogscoff pauses for a quick slobber and a scratch before rolling in some cow dung and attempting to lick his own genetalia...

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Gosh, are you sure about that? I suspect Mac, Saxon and Tesco all think 'irony' is something a bit like 'zincy' or 'steely' or something else metallic

Modesty is one of my more endearing qualities

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I'm a European, and I'm dead classy, too. Can I play?

hmmm.. I should have made it clear that I meant the criteria as being European, a member of homo sapiens and not someone liable to try and hump Mac's legs

dead classy? with a goatee? PLLLUUUUUUEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE

* Dogscoff pauses for a quick slobber and a scratch before rolling in some cow dung and attempting to lick his own genetalia ...[/QB][/quote]

steady Dogscoff, it might be....... BATH TIME http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

[ May 22, 2002, 13:39: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm not letting you anywhere near me if you think I need a bath- I've seen how Tiggas wash...

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washing in our own spit is not a problem as we felines are clean creatures

would you want to be washing in your own spit given that you have freely admitted to licking your own genitalia?

Let's face it, scrutty things like you mutts just dont have the class, sass or panache to take on a Tigga

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If you define "clean" as "covered in spit", then yes, I would agree with that statement.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hey, I said *attempting to*. I'm not that flexible. Cats, on the other hand, can be readily spotted biting burs out of their bumholes on every street corner in the country.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Class, sass and panache are the what wussy cats deperately resort to in an attempt to salvage their self respect when they are cowering in trees, hiding from the barking dogs below.

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If you define "clean" as "covered in spit", then yes, I would agree with that statement.

Yes I would but then feline spit contains various chemicals which condition and clean our coats - I suppose a catty equivalent of "Wash 'n' Go" or teatree oil or something.

What we dont do is roll in a cowpat and think that makes us smell wonderful like your average mutt does

Hey, I said *attempting to*. I'm not that flexible

The fact that you are even trying says quite a lot about you

Cats, on the other hand, can be readily spotted biting burs out of their bumholes on every street corner in the country.

Which comes back to the cleanliness issue again and the fact that we aren't biting burrs out of our bumholes, but instead practising the cello (think about it, think about it)

The first things dogs do however when they meet one another is stick their noses up each others backsides and have a damn good sniff and likc of each others happy sacks - they also eat poo

PS at Last!! someone who has command of the comical uses of alliteration and onomatopeia

Class, sass and panache are the what wussy cats deperately resort to in an attempt to salvage their self respect when they are cowering in trees, hiding from the barking dogs below.

We are looking down on a sea of stupid smiling faces, you however are looking right up a cats' bumhole

and in the reverse situation, what do dogs do when 10 cats turn up? crap themselves (and probably eat it later)

[ May 22, 2002, 14:03: Message edited by: Growltigga ]