Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

TIMMY

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Hmm, smells funny in here,
GrowlTigga must be back. Probalby stepped in something out there while playing with his counsings the Oraangatangs.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What are those?

And I like to have my eyebrows back, s.v.p.

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Ragnarok walks into the cantina and see thats Terran C has already sprung the trap door for saying onions.. So he wonders around, looks around the room, the runs around like a maniac yelling "ONION ONION ONION ONION!!!" Before the trap door resets again. Glad that he accomplished this he walks past a couple booths and says a final time... "Onion!" then a trap door opens above him and covers him in none other then onions... he gets up wondering how he didn't know about the 2ND trap door that was set up.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Possibly correct but please can we not have any jokes about TerranC being "well hung"

BTW, TerranC, I didn't use babelfish for my foreign lingo, I just speak them very badly. Th funny thing is the translations you got from babelfish are off enough to be quite amusing

Finally, given the cantina's new predilection for cascading dangerous amounts of fruit and vegetables on the heads of people specifying a particular phylum or sub-genus of said flora, can I please remind everyone that on no account should the words 'SHALLOT', 'MANGOSTEEN', 'RAMBUTAN', 'DURIAN', 'COURGETTE', 'KOLRABI' or 'GOLDEN DELICIOUS' be used in the cantina, I do not want the dancefloor looking like a tropical fruit salad.

Gryphin, in honour of my trip to Borneo, you will be happy to hear that I have hired about 20 orang-utangs as catering staff.

..and yes, orang-utang "poo" really does smell bad

[ September 10, 2002, 08:56: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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Hmm, everytime someone says "Onion", they get showered in onions.

Beer!

*Dogscoff looks up hopefully.

Naked Women!

...nothing. Damn. Must only work for onions.

*Realising he's just said the "O" word 3 times, dogscoff hastily puts up his anti-vegetable steel umbrella. A trapdoor opens beneath his feet and drops him into a huge pit of onions. The umbrella falls down after him and lands, Wil-E-Coyote style, on his dazed head.

[ September 10, 2002, 09:18: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Growltigga is sitting in his palatial office, happily running through the latest quarter-end accounts for Tigg-Scoff PLC which, naturally, are showing a healthy increase.

"Damn" thinks the mighty cat, "those Americans can really drink alot of this carbonated piss we send over there and beating up Bill Gates clones has become THE bar-sport for techno-nerds everywhere"

Growltigga continues to look through the post and comes across an envelope marked "Phase Distortion Plane Shifting Device - Free Trial". Reading through the bumff, GT discovers that by way of a week long free trial, a phase distortion plane shift device has been activated in the cantina, with the effect that 'things' get moved randomly around. Growltigga is sitting there pondering on the infinite and the potential comic mayhem that such a device could cause when suddenly, out of the office ceiling, a rain of decent british beer falls upon the cat's head, closely followed by a bevy of naked FBW's. Growltigga grins and thinks 'hmmm, beer covered totty on tap, it just doesn't get as good as this (even better than Geo's tied up with Lucy Lui and a tub of crunchy peanut butter fantasy).

The curtain drops and all that can be heard are slurping sounds, hiccups, giggles and a trumpet going 'mwa mwa mwa mwaaaaaaaa'

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Actually I believe that was Dinosaurs. Not really a cartoon. More of a Muppet type deal with people running around in foam Dino suits. But it was a hilarious series. I especially liked Potatoism.

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Oh yeah, now I remember! Thanks for eluminating my memory.

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Not the Mama!