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The Abysian ambassador is slightly confused, as he never understood the human habits of "cordially declaring war on someone". But sure enough have the Ermorian necromancers been warned when entering this 'belt world'.
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Very interesting. Ermor will NOT bury you. Even if you win you will have little joy of it.
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Joy? Gath revels in the joy of battle!
For it is foretold in the Prophecy of Brian that a host of angels shall descend on the undead army, and they shall blow their trumpets, and the unholy enemies of He Who Must Not Be Named will be blown to little bit and pieces. And there will be yet more fighting, for the legions of undead are vast. But the soldiers of Gath who die on the battlefield shall receive Glory and Honour and lots of nice Presents, and they will be entombed at the Holy Hall of Heroes in zombie-proof caskets. |
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That assumes that they hold the battlefield. If they do not, the dead of Gath will then feast upon the living!
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Ack! The zombies have overrun our positions! Run away, run away!
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Darn tootin. You may bury those bodies once they fall (again) on your own soil.
Looks like Man has come to the party. We welcome them to our ranks as well. Muwahahahahaha! |
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Alright, heading out to staff duty now. Will be back in about 26 hours.
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Pah. The statisticians of Abysia want to state that they don't accept the international rulings of the HoF commission any longer. Wading through shattered bones that were just held together by chewing gum does not qualify for being "Heroic" in Abysian opinion.
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