Noobs and Strangeness
 

Greetings to the Nagas.
It has been a long time since we last talk. The world is really peaceful now and as promised I come back to you to discuss of a possible joint war operation as promised in the past. Unfortunately there is only one possible target for both of us, that is Cti. I don't know what relation you have with them. Is it a 3 turn nap?

Re: LA: Noobs and Strangeness (Running)
 

You posted this publicly.

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Hahaha what a nice joke! The messenger who lost such important message has been thrown to the hydra pit as punishment. :doh:
That was the funniest and dumbest noob mistake I ever made in Dominion :D

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We Bnupa, God of Patala, require more lands.

We thereby cancel our non-aggression pact with Agartha and will be moving out in 3 turns. Prepare your armies Agartha!

Bnupa

PS: I believe that would mean that on turn 47 I may attack. Please correct me if I misunderstand the 3 turn NAP concept.

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Dear Lords of Shahrivar,

In this time of "peace" where only fools dare to leave the safety of their home and face deadly lightning bolt striking from the stormy sky, the snake nation of Pythium is interested in trading gems. We are looking for air and earth gems and we can provide with any gems but astral in exchange.

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You know, the human body is extremely bad conductor - there's nothing to fear about lightning. And we've heard that it never hits the same spot twice too, so just build a house to a place where confirmed thunder strikes have happened before. Still, should you find yourself struck by a lightning, wearing a ring of lightning protection is a very good pre-emptive measure to save your meager life. In fact, we are selling them for 5 astral pearls a piece for those who are interested! Contact us by mail or send an emissary with a cartful of astral pearls.

- Letter addressed to other nations from the Herse of Propaganda and Marketing of Midgård.

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Ha the rings are less expensive if you buy them from a pythium merchant: 4.5 astral pearls ;). Garanteed 100% bio and natural!

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Ulm hereby announces that our first strike surprise attacks on Agartha have been mostly successful.
Those lands are infested by vampire tribes worshipping a false god and as such cant be tolerated by our great ruler ,Mardagg,the Leech.

Every conquererd province as of this month is viewed as Ulmish territory from now on.

Regards,
Tabos
Speaker of the Leech
Drinker of Dragon Blood

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Who would like to take part into a vampire war anyway? Let the bloodsuckers drink the blood of their own kind. We are just curious how Agartha will react to this surprise attack.

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Fine! We'll offer them at 4 pearls a piece. Or alternatively 400 gold for one! Buy four and get the fifth one free!

- The herse responsible for cheap labor in Midgård.