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Runs in,
Steals Macs Pizza
Jumps through window
Lands in thorns
Enjoys pizz

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"Energise."

Woundwort fades into view, quickly appraises the situation.

"No mongooses, no rampaging hordes... No Boss. Life is good."

Woundwort slides into a corner booth, lights up a Punch maduro, and orders a Guinness stout.

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The wizen old one walks over to the window, looks out and see's the Gryphin stuck in the rose bushes again, But, he's still eating Mac's pizza. The old one walks over to the Defibulator Dispensing machine, puts in his 20 credits, picks up the box as it comes out, walks over to the window, takes out the wires, pulls off the pads, and Yells to the Gryphin, "Here you old Custer Hat Reject", grab on to these and I'll pull you out, all is forgiven" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif The Gryphin grabs the wires and tks the old one for his help, As "The Gryphin" grabs onto the wires, Mac flips the switch on the box..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Careful Mac, The Gryphin is almost married now and has almost become untouchable (depending on how much you fear his fiance http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif )

[ June 21, 2004, 21:50: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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"If you go play that game I will make you sleep on the couch!" "Who needs sleep honey? I have an empire to run!"

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Staring menacingly at Gryphin, Renegade taps him on the shoulder...

"The job of annoying guy stealing Mac's pizza is MINE! Back off or this could get ugly..."

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The Primitive one wanders in and sees this new place lacks a bit of the familiar atmosphere from the old Cantina.

Gives the FBWs a bump:
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[ June 21, 2004, 12:57: Message edited by: primitive ]

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"Ooohhh, this could get interesting..." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Woundwort polishes off his Guinness and drops the Punch into the ashtray. Lighting up a Padron Anniversario and ordering a bottle of Arrogant Bastard Ale, he settles back to enjoy the festivities.

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As the old one watches "The Gryphin", he notices Renegade 13 put his hand on the Gryphin's Shoulder, The wize one smiles ... and turns up the juice on the box, 2 for the price of 1 he mutters to himself... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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WOW, thanks, that was great! Gets off on the jolts at they run through me, (hmm, didn't know I enjoyed electric play.

Grabs the hand on my shoulder, yanks the body it is attached to trhough the window into the thorns.
Pardon me sonny, but I started it. Somebody have a link to the orignial Bar and Grill?

Me? Sleep on the couch? < The Gryphin Ramapnt Gryns one very amused Gryn > Trust me, you don't want to know why that is so funny.

As for Pooh Star protecting me? There is mroe to that than you want to know. There is an exception to the rule. She will not save me from myself. If I start it, I have to finish it.

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I walk in and take a seat at a corner table. I pull out a bag of dried popcorn seeds and a long tube. I proceed to use the tube like a blowgun and ping corn seeds off the heads of passerby's.

Muahahahahahahahaha! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

P.S. It could be worse,.. I could have made spitballs. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">And a smug "I told you not to *Insert various harmful activity*!" after right? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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Pulling the thorns out of his various bodily cavities where they had managed to lodge themselves, Renegade climbs out of the prickly predicament he hs gotten himself into.

"Well old man, if you think you can handle me..."

Pulling out the hypodermic needle of Doom, Renegade stabs it directly in Gryphins eye. Howling in pain, he runs around as the burning substance finds its way to his brain...suddenly, Gryphin stops his screaming, jumps up on the table, and begins doing an Elvis impersonation!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif As everyone in the area runs frantically around, searching for earplugs, Renegade lies back, and orders himself a nice cool beer.

(Ahhhh that was tough to type with a broken hand...takes a loooooong time!!)

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Glances into the Cantina wondering if its safe to stop in and meet some people for a few minutes.

As he walks in he sees Renegade jab Gryphin with a needle and decides there might be a new war coming.

Wonders if he can still order a decent glass of wine safely and meet a few people or if Chaos is about to descend.

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"Yes, you still can. But I'd be quick about it, because things are going to..."

POINK

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

"Dave, if you hit me with ONE more of those seeds, I'm going to call out the Pinwheels..."

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">fffffffffhp,. 'clink' Ha! got you in the ear that time..

fffffffffhp,. 'clunk' http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif that one hit your nose..

fffffffffhp,. 'Boink' http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Wow that kernel actually stuck to your forehead.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

..now if you'll just open your mouth to scream I can really test my aim.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Slides into a chair in an out of the way corner and orders a glass of wine........

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Having asorbed the contents of the needle, done my dance, and Elvis impresion,
Proceeds to do my Tap Dance impresion on the young man's head,

Hmm, forgot to remove my steelium studs, oh well, continues the tap dance on the little ones's face,

Hey, nice map, Maybe Fire on, er, Fyron will use it in an Adamant thingy. perhaps a story could be written from it,

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The older gentleman, watches the Gryphin and Renegade in the rose bushes and the Gryphin impersonation of the King..... Ouch he yells as a corn kernal bops him in the noggin. Doggon it, where are those.. ouch , ouch... the wizen one ducks under his table and beginns searching for the source of these flying torpedos......

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Appreciately sips his wine,

then....

Notices the air beginning to fill with strange flying objects, and carefully covers his wine glass to protect it.

Rasorow

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While being trampled on by what felt like a herd of miniature elephants, Renegade thinks of a brilliant plan!

Sliding his mutilated and now hideous face out from under the tap-dancing Gryphin, Renegade lets out a ear-piercing whistle...

A few minutes later (while Gryphin is still madly tap-dancing) the most hideous, ugly, and just plain nasty female in the galaxy strides into the room. At 6'4" she is an imposing figure, a figure which is made all the more noticeable by her 300 pound weight.

As she thuds into the room, she spots Gryphin still tap-dancing (albeit at a slower rate than before). Squeeling with delight, she runs over, grabs Gryphin in a bear hug, and hauls him from the room, shouting her glee that she has finally found the tap-dancing man she had always wanted, and now she would never let him go, as long as she lived.

Screaming in pure and unadulterated agony, (both physical, and from the horrible sight of the woman) Gryphin struggles to break free, but is unable. As the stunned patrons watch helplessly, Gryphin is hauled from the room, fate unknown...

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[glares at DEG]

{mutters to self, so no flying popcorn seeds can get shot into his mouth] "I could call out the Pinwheels and have them kill him... but that will set SEV back a couple of years, and everyone else would torture me to death. Can't have that..."

A malicious grin spreads across Woundwort's face. Quick as a flash, Woundwort reaches into one of the pockets of his flightvest and whips out a phaser. Before anyone else in the cantina can react, he fires, scoring a direct hit on the popcorn seed container. The massive amount of thermal energy causes all the seeds to pop at once, completely burying the graphic artist and depriving him of his ammo.

Woundwort shouts over his shoulder, "Hey Taz, is there any extra salt and butter in the fridge?" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Careful General, you might have crushed his mouse clicking hand, no more fancy intro screens for SEV
http://www.malfador.com/se5/se5main.html

Raging Deadstar smiles and throws a tomato at General Woundwort when he shouts out to Taz. It smacks him straight in the face, explodes and sends the seeds into the back of his throat. RD then ducks behind his table sniggering

[ June 23, 2004, 11:32: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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Oh God no! Not the mouse hand!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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..sorry Mac, I was aiming at Gryphin but you kept poking your head in front of the window to watch the ruckus. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Thanks GW, I was ready for a snack. "Free popcorn, come and get your free popcorn!"

LOL, I didn't know that working on SE:V was the equivalent of a 'Cloak of Protection +100' LOL (hmmm I wonder if this applies to my NGC4 PBW game. hmmm?)

"Taz? I'm getting thirsty."

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Edit: Ahem! RD, you should know that the FBW's 'Special medical treatment' will be much more distracting than the popcorn. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Thanks! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

[ June 23, 2004, 11:48: Message edited by: David E. Gervais ]

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I tried to use a "'Cloak of Protection +100'" in my game of *caughDIABLO2caugh* Last night but I still died. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

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"You're in no position to talk about 'positions' RD. And since you like tomatoes, you're going to love this..."


[a few quick commmands are typed onto Woundwort's wrist computer, switching off hologram safety protocols. A few more commands and several large, ugly killer tomatoes (ala "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes") materialize.]

"Sic'em."

The Tomatoes immediately charge after Deadstar.

[Woundwort wipes his face with a napkin and smiles wickedly towards RD]

"Bon appetit, amigo..." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ June 23, 2004, 14:39: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

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RD quickly reaches into his pockets and starts searching through the usual "Save my *** in the Cantina Equipment* Finding nothing except the usual wave motion guns he quickly grabs his portable laptop and does a google search.

"Hmm the Killer Tomatoes were stopped once before by a really really bad song... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif "

Deciding against singing RD hops over to Captain Kwoks space empires food mod site. He quickly dives behind the bar and runs into the kitchen, running back out, the Killer Tomatoes waiting for him he levels a strange contraption. A prototype "Plasma Pulp Cannon", apparently effective against sentient tomatoes. He promptly destroys the tomatoes, fires a couple of pulp bLasts at Woundwort and places the weapon on his shoulder, since we're using terrible B-Movie references it's time for a terrible quote

"If you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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May I have a turkey sandwich and some pretzels, please?

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"Lunch Break!"

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Strides back into the room,
Hey, Thanks for the massage, nice I needed that.
Don't worrry I tipped her.

Walks over to bar orders Harpoon IPA
Sits down with Mac.
Asks for truce

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"Whooooa!!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Woundwort ducks just in time as the speeding spheroid of salsa shoots towards him...

over his head...

and connects squarely on David E. G. and his doting crew of FBW R.N.s.

"Tsk tsk tsk. Really ought to watch your aim there, RD."

Woundwort punches a few buttons on his wrist computer, summoning a large contraption vaguely resembling a WWII anti-aircraft gun - but loaded with lemon merangue pies instead of AA shells.

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!"

Jumping into the control seat, Woundwort switches the gun to autofire, aims, and sends RD reeling into the kitchen area with a rapidfire stream of fresh pies to the face.

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"Now that was Low!!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

RD comes running back out with an oven door as a shield and a jam tart firing bazooka and proceeds to fire back, it is one of the first food fights on this scale in the cantina yet http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Yeah, but this way you won't get injured http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Well, As long as you don't take any tips from Gryphin about certain positions and wagons. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Well.......ok. Truce.

Hopping into a bar seat, Renegade looks at the mess around him, hoping for some way to get into this newest fight...come on someone, drag me into this somehow!

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"Your wish is my command!"

Wiping the mess from the front of the windshield [RD's attempt to jam my machine has failed - give ME the raspberry will you!?!], Woundwort swings the targeting crosshairs on R13 and cuts loose a burst of lemon merangue projectiles, hurtling him over the bar and into the liquor rack.

"Now, where was I? Ah yes..."

Woundwort tosses a clip of fresh key lime pies into the hopper and lays down suppressive fire on RD and his raspberry bazooka.

[ June 24, 2004, 01:12: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

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Watchs the pies flying everywhere while realizing that he hasnt eaten yet.

Deftly Rasorow reaches out a snags a flying pie in a feat of fantastic and unbelieveable dexterity (given the velocity of the pie).

"Thanks General!"

Looking at his pie, Rasorow pauses to consider if he has the right wine for a lemon merangue pie.

Rasorow

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The crotchey old one, smiles at "The Gryphin", puts out his hand and agrees to a truce. "Hey Gryphin, you old pizza swiper, hows about we mosey over and grab some of that popcorn before it gets full of pie filling?" He then ducks as a pie followed by a gob of jam goes flying by the table. Man is GT going to be upset with this mess he laughs, He yells for the Taz to bring him and The Gryphin a brewski... Then sits back and watches the undescribable acts the FBW's are performing on poor old DEG... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif It looks like his mouse hand is going to get plenty of excersise over there he mumbles, again ducking a wad of jam followed by a pie... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Shaking his ringing head, Renegade licks his face and smile with delight as he tastes meringue.

"I sure do love food fights!"

Leaping onto the bar, Renegade grabs bottle after bottle of expensive liquor. Hoisting one in each hand, one opened, one sealed, Renegade takes a swig from the open bottle, then hurls the sealed bottle at the maniacally laughing Woundwort. Taking another bottle, and another drink, Renegade continues hurling bottles of priceless liquor into all corners of the bar.

"Whoops, sorry David, didn't mean to smack you in the face with that bottle. Oooo, you might wanna open that one, it looks like its a good year! Oh yeah, and remember to duck next time!!"

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Watches as Renegades tab starts to run into more didgits than I can count.

Man is Mr Tigs gonna have a good time extracting the bill from his hide.

Psst, Mac, what does Renegade own? I think I'm in charge when the kats away.

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..I knew this would happen,.. The FBW's have drained the life out of David while giving him their 'Special Treatment' Just before David passed out he was heard saying, "Well, my mouse hands is good as new, in fact it feels even better than that." Unfortunately the 'rest' of his now misshapen body has suffered a terrible blow and will take awhile to fully recover. But as long as we can prop him up in front of his computer he'll be ok, after all his mouse hand is "Better than Ever!"

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ June 24, 2004, 09:49: Message edited by: David E. Gervais ]

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As RD hides under his oven door sheild he looks at Renegade...

"Oh Boy, I thought i was in trouble when i started that revoloution...But he has just went and done it!"

RD quickly fires the Last of his jam tarts at Woundwort and backs slowly into the kitchen while avoiding the suppresion fire. He rolls back out firing cheesecake at Woundwort and calling for back up, the skylight of the cantina opens and fighters fly past carpet bombing the cantina, specifically Woundwort, with exploding lemons. Spraying the entire area with stinging citric acid. A voice comes over RD's radio...

"100% Accuracy achieved Sir, every bomb hit the floor!!!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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"What a sourpuss..."

Bailing out of the citrus-drenched pie cannon, Woundwort opens a channel to the old Starfury Cantina.

"Hey Sancho... initiate contingency plan Deadstar Omega - the Steve Irwin option."

A space-time trapdoor opens underneath RD's feet, sucking him through the multiverse to one of the myriad underground levels of the old Phong's Head cantina (now closed to the public) - and into a large saltwater tank.

The tank, of course, is filled with hungry lemon sharks.

Woundwort towels off as he watches RD tread water in the center of an ever-decreasing circle of hungry squallids on an LED screen on his wrist computer.

"Well, as the old saying goes, if life sends you lemons, make lemonade..." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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ahh nice one Woundwort...

Feeling rather unlucky at this turn of events he searches his pockets again. Finding what he needed RD pulls out an inflatable alligator and blows it up, throws it into the water and watches as steve irwin dives for it, seems he was waiting in the wings. The lemon sharks see the dam Australian and lunge for him. Raging Deadstar heroically pulls out a gun with grappling hook (it has to be done) and lifts himself back to the cantina level landing and sliding an ACME black hole under Woundworts feet and watches him plummet further into the bowels of the cantina...what he will return with is Unknown.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Since I'm feeling Jolly, and if any drink is left before Renegade destroys it all a round is on my tab http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ June 24, 2004, 16:42: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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Gryphin, I think he owns some very nasty weapon systems http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif You will have to take charge as I'm off to Origins for the weekend and won't be back on line until later Sat nite or Sunday (leaving Fri morning)....

Mac yells at the Taz clone (since the real one is apparently missing in action http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ) and has him cook up a special Pizza just for Gryphin http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif , oh and put it on RD and Renegade's Tabs http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[ June 24, 2004, 19:22: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

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I suggest Renegades *points suggestively* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

I just offered everyone a round of drinks on my tab lol http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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"Ah sure, put it on my tab...after all, I've already got that HUGE amount of liquor on my tab..."

Suddenly Renegade realizes that HE will be the one the bar owners come after when they look for payment for all the smashed liquor...

Hopping lightly off the bar, Renegade slowly backs up, and melts into the shadows in a dark corner of the building, leaving Woundwort in the center of a massive pile of smashed bottles

"I've never seen anything like it! He just started smashing bottles like there was no tomorrow!"

If all else fails, blame someone else! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Jealously from his failed cantina aye? well you have an accusation now http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif How will woundwort react to this slanderous affair? How will GT react to this profit losing afair? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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Are you still exploiting my FBW? They were offered as a short term export from my empire to cover my bar tab and that deal ended long ago. I need them back immediately, they are a vital trade good as well as a vital component of my race. How else do you think my empire’s population grows like rabbits?

I am jumping straight back on my time machine and heading back to my Dominions world and expect to have my FBW there by the time I arrive.

Oh, and since Mac is away for the weekend, drinks are on him.