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Ahh Homeworld 2. Fond memories. You'll meet Bentusi soon enough if I remember correctly.

Nevertheless, several hundred thousand battlecruisers are a good warm-up! Bring down the ice cream maker!

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Problem is, my fleet never survives for long enough to eliminate even a single asteroid's gravity well generators. Even though I start with the Pride, a Carrier, and three pairs of Frigates (1 pair flak, 1 pair marine, 1 pair captured Infiltrator - woohoo! I also captured a Heavy Missile, but it got blown in Sarum) and two refineries and 10 collectors, my RU budget is pretty low so I don;t have that much production capability for warships to take on the friggin SWARMS or corvettes which attack..... also almost my entire fighter/corvette fleet was lost at Sarum, all I have left when I jump to Gehenna is three squads of Gunships.

The first few thousand Battlecruisers have arrived, with an average of 25 Destroyers to support them per Battlecruiser.

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Asgard ships have awsome beaming thingies that can teleport people out...

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Too bad they're not on the B&G side..... for them.

I've just eliminated Growltigga. I trapped him in his office with a few dozen Battlecruiser ion beams, then let him get to an elevator.

In a shaft also occupied by a Destroyer torpedo.

Boom.

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Meh, we should at least let em escape so that...

1. They fear us...
2. They fear us... And then go to the take-out hut for food.

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You missed one thing.

3. They fear us..... then retreat to the Himalayas and construct an army of robot zombies to kick our a**es.

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4. They fear us... And we blast them to pieces anyway.

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You know..... I think I have found a picture of our FBWs .

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Oookay...

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No, just did a Google image search for "Ocean view" or something for the Naval Mod (or whatever it's called, thread's called Is There Any Way To Mod) and one of the imgs that turned up was this. My posting it here was just a joke.

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What's an FBW?

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Fluffy Bunny Waitress. You know, the girls in skimpy uniforms that bring you your drinks. You mean you REALLY didn't notice?!?

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Ooooooh... Not really...

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Say..... are those glasses you're wearing equipped with built-in computer screens? Is that SEIV I see there?

And about one of the recipes.....

Ok I know General Vaugh, I killed him myself, but the chicken? Where can you download it? Is it neostandard compatible? Neo++? Does it have full AI?

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Don't wear glasses... I do however have eye implants, which create heads-up displays.

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Oh. If you do notice the FBWs, do NOT pinch GRGLECKs lower abdominal spinal protrusions - why else do you think I have this GXS6000 Multifunctional Clawleg?

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Okay...

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I just thought I'd announce this here.....

Call me Captain.



And if you know that Xi'Chung hatchlings get their "milk" from the lower abdominal spinal protrusions of the females, and that Xi'Chung have blade arms more dangerous than those of a praying mantis of the same size, well, you get my point.....

Wait a sec! You didn't notice my robotic clawleg?!?

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Not really, usually on my ship listening to audio messages.

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.....And has anyone ever noticed that the previous war was fought on our ground, but that the current war is being fought solely on the terrain of the B&G?

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We're kicking butt now http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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I need the floorplans to the B&G, too, because they've got some nice art deco elements I want to incorporate into the new addition at the Hut!

Cheese sticks for everyone!

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Oh, thats what those papers were. I'll have them delivered to your office right away.

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I'm signing over the deeds to two sectors for you two.

Sector 463.113 For Ashton
Sector 292.149 For Strategia

Enjoy your new homes!

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Thank you very much Sir.

I'll be sure to buy some recipes from the inter-universal fleets for you.

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Ashton cheers!

Thanks http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

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This is a call to arms against the B&G! Growltigger has returned!

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Time for a spot of reminder..... he seems to have forgotten his own death.

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So, what's the hut's longrange plans?

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Well, galactic conquest has sort of become a hobby for us, but I think continuing to provide tasty dishes to the universe is key. Of course, how we acquire recipes will have to be a case by case basis. The B&G for example, needed to be taught about the Hut's superiority.

Today's mission, however, is to eat ice cream.

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Mmm... ice cream...

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Ooh Ooh Ooh do you have CARAMEL???

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Rudy Huxtable, Null Ashton, Strategia-In-Ultima, and the rest of the evil Huttites, or are they Huttarians, are sitting around eating ice cream and celebrating their apparent "victory" over the Bar & Grill.

The door opens and in walks a very small person in bright green Power armor. He walks up to the bar and looks over the menu. "I don't recognize any of these "drinks", and WHAT NO TRIBBLE WINGS !! What type of eatery is this place??

He orders a Spacial Rift and a Super Nova. Peering at the large fuming drinks he thinks to himself, "These look almost as bad as the warm brown sludge GT and his "Island Empire" Blokes drink.

He pours both drinks into a large pitcher. He adds in a pint of GT's Best Brown Sludge, a small four leaf clover, for luck, and 2 small onio….. OOPs. The mix starts to smoke. The small person slaps the lid on and slides the pitcher under a table. He pays the tab and quickly exits the Hut.

One nano second later there is a loud FOOSH !!!. The mix explodes and covers every one and every thing in the Hut with a Highly Toxic and Corrosive greenish brown GOO.
The GOO dissolves all organic items is a second. The rest of the stuff takes 2 seconds. This includes Rudy's book of recipes, and the "deed" to the Bar and Grill.

Null Ashton is reduced to a little pile of Ash.
Strategia is reduced to a badly pitted Crab Leg.

The GOO continues to Foam and expand. It fills the Hut and brakes out through the windows, doors, and air vents. It covers the Hut in a large smelly, mound of what looks like Moldy Bread Pudding!!!

How is that for Just Desserts!!!

Somewhere in another dimension a small very unstable wormhole appears over NullAshton's device. It drops down over the device and moves it three inches to the left, two dimensions to the right and one over. Of course this Voids the Warranty, and the device, like all devices, promptly breaks down. There is a small flash, a POOF of smoke, and a Loud BOINGGGGGG !!! No more resets with this thing…

Feeling pleased with himself the small Green Armored person turns and walks away.
He hums a little ditty "Today it is Easy Being <font color="green"> GREEN " [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img] <font color="green">

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Just barely rescued from the GOO by extraction by an Asgard ship, Strategia stands on the bridge of his flagship, the HCS Huxtable, viewing the scene below on the big viewscreen on low magnification setting. (Setting the viewscreen to max magnification would allow you to count the bacteria on the leg of a flea at 500 lightyears distant.) He turns to his weapons and fleet control officers.

"Initiate a precision bombardment NOW. I don't want more than an Ion Beam's width inaccuracy. TAKE THAT GUY OUT!!!!!"

With that, the two officers get to work. Within half a second, the first plasma burst is away. The small green Kermit clone-looking idiot is surprised by a sudden very slight, thin wail. As he looks up, he sees a tiny red speck and stops, fascinated. The plasma burst gets closer and closer, and by the time the green dwarf knows what it is it's too late.

He breaks into a run, but the plasma hits the ground only five feet away from him, and the explosion not only severely wounds him, but also knocks him away about thirty feet. The next, much stronger plasma burst impacts the ground only two feet away. The blast completely vaporizes the green dwarf, he is now not more than a small, non-consistent puff of monatomic particles. The next few plasma bursts only wipe away a few empty warehouses.

Strategia "There now. Now, let's get the bio-reconstitution chambers online and regrow Ashton's and Rudy's bodies....."

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The velociraptoroid troops are back, licking their wounds. This they do gladly, as their "wounds" are mostly just cream pies fired at them.

"Ashton good fellow..... this won't work. We gotta battle them with their own devices. We gotta face the enemy with what they use themselves. We gotta use CARTOON VIOLENCE. And I have just the thing for that right here....."

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I'll watch from the background.

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Heeheehee..... you should see what I've just done to the B&amp;G folks!

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I will http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

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I am hereby officially calling it a day. I quit. I'll be drawing up a peace treaty soon, and I'll sign it with the B&amp;G folks, whether you (Ashton) and Mr. Huxtable agree or not. You can continue warring if you like, if so then I won't, possibly I'll even open a new food joint.

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Peace sounds good.

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It does doesn't it.....

How about a non-competition agreement? Patrons from either restaurant can visit the other freely, no competition.

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[BUMP]

Promotion as well.....

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You bumped a post to get a promotion? Shame on you!

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Hey, I outrank you again now.....

GIVE ME TEN SOLDIER!!!!!

no, but really. I like the Hut, and I wanted the promotion (as with my promotion to Captain) to take place here. And anyways, it's been too quiet here for too long!