Re: Foreshadowing the death of a lardbutt
 

Listen, Water Weener:

You shall not be spared, although you are currently less of a threat. After all, it is not too late to turn on the Water Wyrm / Water Foul invader from another star.

If you ask Pasha Mama, you should have the entire sea to yourself! You are Atlantis, after all, and THEY are a foreign contaminant in your native land!

Pasha Mama

Re: Foreshadowing the death of a lardbutt
 

Oh, nothing so prosaic! Just a misspelled word: naturally I was after pegboy...

While this is true, I thought the openly hidden other slur would more than compensate. If you don't get the reference, please, for the love of god, DO NOT google it!

That was a nasty ending to the Italy game, indeed. Hopefully Ukraine kicks them out of the games.

Re: Foreshadowing the lovin of a Squidie
 

Alright Shmonky Im sending my Faerie Queen down there to sort you out!

I hope Italy win so we can say that we should have beaten the world champs!

So tell us what is this doomsday weapon of yours? ermm?

Pike

Re: Foreshadowing the lovin of a Squidie
 

its a gift of reasoned hoburg militia fully decked out with artifacts.

Re: Foreshadowing the lovin of a Squidie
 

Boots of the behemoth isn't an artifact

Turn 44
 

Turn 44 is out.

Deadline is Friday at 9 pm Boston Time.

After that, I think shovah will be away for a few days. In any case, we will wait until shovah returns.

Pasha

Re: Turn 44
 

That's good, because I will be busy too over the weekend, and until Wednesday.

And Steerpike, that just sounds so funny... "I'm sending my Fairie Queen down there to sort you out!" I mean c'mon, a "fairie queen" against a mighty Scorpion King?!? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/redface.gif Sure, bring it on, he's hungry for more anyway. I'm getting thornier and thornier (I hope). Bring Chuck, that might be more fun.

CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK

Can Chuck come out to die, er, play? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Re: Foreshadowing the death of a lardbutt
 

Your stack of mother guards seems more threatening to me.
Don't tell me you are afraid of a bunch of ichtyds at this stage of the game http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: Foreshadowing the death of a lardbutt
 

Oh, you'll find out soon enough, Pike, and you too Pasha, with your vewwy own 'doomsday weapons'. It's so cute!

Shmonk, I think Pike meant to say f_air_y queen. Why would he leave a prophetized one sitting on her arse? So, I'd cut down on the mockery... no, I wouldn't.

Re: Foreshadowing the death of a lardbutt
 

your afraid of a very small number of mother guards when you have huge armies of vine ogres and jotuns (including n9 neifels!)

edit: looking at my turn you also have atleast 1 ice devil.

Re: Foreshadowing the death of a lardbutt
 

What is a f_air_y Queen? Oh you mean Air Queen! Well she may tag along but the killing will be all Faerie Queen(I prefer the Gaelic). You mock her at your peril shmonky, at your peril.

Looks like things may be hotting up in the oh soo civilised and peaceful North! An Ice devil is nasty!

Why am I always being attacked by people?! Its because Pan is considered easybeats! I know you all dont respect us, what with all the dancing, fun, wine, song and nakid Dryads!!!

Or maybe its Jealousy, hmmmm.http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/shock.gif

Re: Foreshadowing the death of a lardbutt
 

Pan, lacking respect? You know nothing about that, my sylvan friend: you should note how me and my aquatically advantaged buddy have received nothing but ridicule and threats from day one! Your troubles are small compared to the bias we face in our everyday lives, and it shames the League of Whiners to see you try and hog all the sympathy with your unlicensed outcries. Wallowing in self-pity is closely regulated: the union doesn't look kindly upon such soloing as yours.

Also, your dryads could never hold a candle to an octopussy.

Turn 46
 

Hi All:

shovah got back for a few hours but is not gone again for a day or so. But, he got a turn to me... and so here is Turn 46 for your playing pleasure.

Deadline is Wednesday night at 9 pm Boston Time.

Pasha

Re: Turn 447
 

Turn 47 is out.

Deadline is Wednesday, July 5 at 9 pm Boston Time.

Pasha

Re: Crazy Game - PBEM - Any takers?
 

Nice Golem action down there in the South Jurri!

This game suddenly got hotter.

Re: Crazy Game - PBEM - Any takers?
 

Turn 48 went out yesterday night.

Deadline is tonight.

Pasha

It\'s raining golems
 

Whoa, that was an awesome dominion push you had there, Pike! Blindsided me, at least. Oh, well, guess I'll just slink back to my hole... The hole I'll rip in your chest you blasted treehugger!

Poor Shmonk got left in the crossfire. Hopefully he still hates the pegboy more than the endearing little me. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Teddy.gif[/img]

Turn 49
 

Turn 49 is out.

Deadline is Friday at 9pm Boston Time.

No doubt I will be playing cards (i.e., the Great Dalmuti) that night with my buddies. So, hosting might be late. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Pasha

Re: Turn 49
 

I'm getting caught in the cross fire it seems. Fortu's gonna have to go on a killing spree now, what with nations warring on each other all around me (and over me).

Don't mind me, just stomp on my little spiders as you go at each other. hehehe http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Re: Turn 50
 

Turn 50 is out.

Shmonk is going to be away for the weekend. So, we will wait until he gets back to host the turn (although he might be able to play this turn, but not the next before he takes off).

Pasha

Treachery of the Weener and Water Foul
 

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Fellow Land Lords and Lorddesses:

The overt malevolence of the Water Foul and his puppet, Weener, is painfully clear to us all. The Water Foul has plunged his filth deep into Pangaea. The Weener has commenced a surprise attack on the peaceful Giants of the Northern Wastes.

It is TIME to FLUSH them back beyond our shores! It is TIME to give them the MOTHER OF ALL SQUISHINGS!!

Pasha Mama is READY! Let the Squishings begin!! Onward!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Treachery of the Weener and Water Foul
 

Hum... This Weener is really... naughty.
I agree it's time to react.

Re: Treachery of the Weener and Water Foul
 

I do believe i previously told you one of your neighbours lanned to attack you.

Re: Treachery of the Weener and Water Foul
 

We're you referring to yourself: the Dastardly Weener?

Re: Treachery of the Weener and Water Foul
 

perhaps. Now that a big jotun army is under my ocean i can reveal my plan to help the people of the world. I shall cast a super re-inforced sea of ice, trapping the jotun army underwater, its ice devil and various neifels with it. Protecting the world from him.

Re: Treachery of the Weener and Water Foul
 

Another example of your wicked treachery!!!

Re: Treachery of the Weener and Water Foul
 

YaY! I killed one of Jurris 15 or so Golems http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif
Only 14 more to go plus three Air Queens, a couple of Gargoyles and a nasty Wyrm pretender. I only lost about a Hundred Vine Ogres and 5 Pans too http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

All is well, If only I hadnt lost my Air Queen and 2 Fire Kings to a dumb rookie mistake http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

Go for the Throat Pasha Mama, For the throat!!!

Pictures at eleven
 

Haven't lost an MR 24 golem with a shield to elf shots before! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

(To tell the truth I never lost a Vastness to a bunch of fire snakes either before this woeful turn... Curse you and yours, Shmonk!)

Also happened:
-Jurri the Wyrm lost his mind under unclear circumstances. It's yet unknown whether he will ever recover fully.
-The gargoyle Stonebrow got crippled and maimed, in a word shattered by the Pan-brutes.
-The notorious assassin Ctenophoros met his demise when he lost his nerve, turned tail and fled from the attempt to slay an Arcoscephalean fancy-boy called Epistor.
-The second skankiest whore on the planet, Shuhleettabuffay, met all the folks she had wronged in her horrid past on the field of battle... and prevailed!

Re: Pictures at eleven
 

So you're still using that "hordes of nightmare dead" trick, eh?

Re: Pictures at eleven
 

I sure am! Old dog, new tricks, you know how it is. In fact, Chuck the Dragon faced a terrible fate just last turn in the undead hands of his victims. Let his sordid death serve as a warning to all that murder is wrong.

Re: Pictures at eleven
 

Yea, when I saw your Vastness I was thinking 'what the heck is that?' Never seen one before (I guess my other games never had a Vastness that was summoned, so this was my first view of one). As it started tearing through my troops I got worried. Then the fire snakes walked up and put him out of his misery. hehehe http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

I have to get my minor victories somewhere before I leave this game (due to either Pan or R'lyeh, probably R'lyeh). [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Envy.gif[/img]

Re: Pictures at eleven
 

Has the war between Pan and Machaka let up due to the mutual threat of R'lyeh?

Turn 52
 

Turn 52 is out.

Deadline is Tuesday night at 9pm Boston Time.

Pasha

Re: Turn 52
 

Ouch...
My giants took a bath in an abominations lair. Trust me, it hurts. Or was it the swarm of deep seer? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: Turn 52
 

nice battle, however it was a hard blow to me aswell since i lost 14 deep seers/kings of the deep due to some dumbass mages who decided to cast breath of winter.

Re: Pictures at eleven
 

Yeah, with Jurris rude party crashing I am no longer interested in Shmonk's lands. Good luck fighting the Calamitous Calamari!

Re: Pictures at eleven
 

Fear the Faerie Queen!!!

You can get your Air Queen back Jurri but all those hard won Artifact6s have to hurt a little http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

And nice win against that Golem Shmonk.

Pike

Silence
 

I think we should all hold a moment of silence due to the death of Pasha Mama. Another cruel trick of the Water Foul. Shame! Shame! Shame! Bad Foul! Bad!

Turn 53
 

Turn 53 went out last night.

Deadline it tonight at 9pm.

Pasha

Re: Pictures at eleven
 

Huh, some not-so-fun battles... Like, Pasha Momma apparently died to autorout in an assassination: not cool. And I'm not sure I appreciate those elf shots: if MR negates, MR 24-25 should block virtually all of them. However, already two such creatures with high MR have died on them. The first one had a shield, even, meaning that the odds should be heavily against the elf shots to both hit the target (despite the 15 precision of the sprites) and do harm. It was pretty funny how the AQ happened to lose the shield arm on the first attack that managed to hit her, though http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif Other than that, nice resistance on all fronts, dudes! That centaur commander is another lucky feller, avoiding his fate against insurmountable odds.

But, you can be the luckiest bastard ever for all I care: inevitable doom awaits your meaningless existence despite you whoring yourself to the wrinkled old Lady Luck. One can but wonder what she makes you do to favor you so... Undoubtedly your long experience in pleasing the poor Pasha Momma serves you well.

Turn 54
 

Turn 54 is out.

Deadline is Thursday, 9pm Boston Time.

Pasha

Pictures at 11
 

I am glad to report that the Ice Devil Pashamangler was sent back to Hell, but not before he could drop is goodies onto the ground for the benefit of Arco.

Meanwhile, I see the Wicked Weener has some mean looking Water Queens attacking deep in Giant Territory!

Finally, the Water Foul is mussing up Fortu's native lands. Grrrrr! Boooo, Water Foul! Yay, Fortu!!!!!

Re: Pictures at 11
 

Yes that was a mighty Arco Victory! A bad couple of turns for the Calamitous Calamari http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Your arrogance shall be rewarded with being thrown back into the Sea Jurri. Lady Luck loves us Panii and will not desert us in our times of need.

Have at you, Sir! Have at you!

Pike

Fortu on a rampage
 

Well, even though I'm "this" close to dying, I'm going to attempt to go out with a bang. And nobody is exempt from Fortu's death rattle... he may decide to march north towards Pasha country, just to get a piece of Mama between his pincers before succumbing to it all. Or he may end up going to giant land and kneecapping a few big'uns. Sorry, no way to get into the water, so the water-breathers are safe, unfortunately. Pan, I may just walk all by my little lonesome through any land I can, leaving a path of desctruction.

Or it'll be over in 2 more turns, whichever comes first.

Re: Fortu on a rampage
 

Mighty Fortu!

Don't give up soooo soon! We need you against the evil Water Foul! I can get you something to help you go into the water!

Oh... and by the way, Pasha Mama is dead for a while. So, don't bother coming to my land to find her.

Pasha

Re: Fortu on a rampage
 

he could go to your capital and await her return or he could go get jotusn big mama

Re: Fortu on a rampage
 

im having email troubles so my turn could be late.

Re: Fortu on a rampage
 

I don't think Fortu has a fetish for Big Mamas. He should stick to squid.

Re: Fortu on a rampage
 

chucks the only one who likes the chunky women

Turn 55
 

Turn 55 is out.

Deadline Friday night.