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Eight planetary-core null space weapons would very likely do a lot of damage to the place, and is, of course, overkill! Just fire one unmounted null space weapon, and you will not kill yourself in the process. Trust me on that one!

Oh, and if you still don't trust me, I have a little toy on me. They call that an "anti-matter device when lethal force is needed"; let's just call it "the BOOM of DOOM!". See, when I press that button here, you will have thirty seconds before the whole place (a base? A ship? A building?) is blown up to pieces. I will, of course, be killed in the process, but so you will. Resistance is futile: either you set me free, or I push the button and all hell breaks loose. The device is embedded in my own skin too, so there is no way to remove it. Don't try anything stupid!

I should thank the Agency for having created those last-ditch measures when capture is unavoidable. We shall see if they work as advertisted, and make you immune to torture, Vogon Poetry and MOO3.

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Coudln't he just escape?

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http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html

Strangely relavent.

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Keep the antimatter away from Fyron!

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Very interesting Narf; it looks like I will not be able to use my belowed Stellar Manipulation right now. How annoying.

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Use a inverse graviton beam on a supermassive black hole, then push the resulting mass into hyperspace. Faster than light BLAM!

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Submit it.

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Hehe, only problem is, the existence of a 'hyperspace' is unknown. I guess you could find a way to send the blast through those other dimensions...

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A warp point opens near the planet of the courts and spits out a standard Qwevlan Imperial Fleet (150 dreadnaughts plus support vessels). A message drone is then launched towards teh planet, transmitting on all frequencies....

"To all Parties of the NullAshton VS. Douglas case,

Both Parties in question are formally invited to appeal to any court of choice within the Qwevlan Imperium. Each Party in question wil be given diplomatic immunity for the time spent within Imperium space and provided with appropriate protection."

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8 NullSpace battlemoons bomb out of another warppoint opening near the planet NullAshton is on. Ashton boards them, and follows the dreadnaughts.