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Growltigga May 23rd, 2002 02:53 PM

Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina
 
The fighting I enjoy the most, is when you cuddle up and do the smoooochyy technique with a very endowed fillie

that may be but I suspect the fighting you get most is the said well endowed young fillie giving you a good kicking for being so presumptuous as expecting her to want to have YOU do the "smoooochyy" technique with her (is that Polish BTW?)

have you ever seen what a lawyer charges

machines guns, neutron bombs, nuclear bombs etc are all fine but none of these have the terror and awful effect of a well directed legal bill

B]we have a Puddy Tat, Fluffy Bunnies, a Gryphin, a Doggie, a Sauce maker, and a [/b]

We have a cool Englishman, an elephant snogging Canadian with weedy legs, a mobile moustache with a person attached to it, someone who has really bad breath and licks his own "bits", another Canadian who mixes culinary disasters with kissing moose and an aging hand-shandy shuffler.

All we need now is a cross dressing line dancing michael schenker lookalike.

Hmmmm Mephisto, what are you doing for the next couple of months http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Saxon May 23rd, 2002 03:25 PM

Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina
 
Weedy legs? Of course my legs are weedy, it is the cost of having a waist line that does not reach Shreck-like proportions.

Growltigga May 23rd, 2002 03:34 PM

Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina
 
My waistline is not of Shrek like proportions, I am extremely sturdily built

Not an ounce of fat on this frame I can tell thee

so listen, wiener-boy, dont go insulting your betters when you have turkey legs like yours - I have seen more substance on a KFC hot wing

Anyhow, my wife says I have centurion's legs

Gryphin May 23rd, 2002 03:46 PM

Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina
 
You really know you are addicted to SE IV
102) When you have 2 beautiful women with you and you post to the Forum

Growltigga May 23rd, 2002 03:50 PM

Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina
 
Do you know, I am sure the rest of the Cantina must agree that the only thing worse in life than being in the company of an arrogant, argumentative, sassy english lawyer is being in the company of a sexual tyrranosaurus gloating over the totty quotient in his gaff.

Actually, I think having electrodes tied to your naughty bits and 10,000 volts put through them is probably quite bad

Gryphin May 23rd, 2002 03:57 PM

Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina
 
As one of my lovelies pointed out, "Amps kill, not watts", Cleary you have areas of ignorance.

tesco samoa May 23rd, 2002 03:58 PM

Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina
 
tigga. Hot stuff in England is a myth. It's like a tiger in Africa.

Mac. Yep there playing in the revamp of the galatic battle.

If they get there races to K-M in time.

To those who live in canada ( GTA )

www.cyberjet.com... anyone here use it.

My dsl has descided to limit the U/D to 5 GB a month with a 7.95 per GB over usage.

Which in my book is crap.

Also if they know of any other dsl providers let me know.

Cyberjet looks ok

Growltigga May 23rd, 2002 04:01 PM

Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina
 
Gryphin, I am too busy to worry about electrical terminology - I pay a man to deal with that for me
Anyhow, if you were reading my post I said painful, not fatal

Tesco, you do get tigers in Africa, I have seen them myself

mac5732 May 23rd, 2002 04:09 PM

Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina
 
Tesco, Do you have cable modem up there in the Klondike?? If you do you may want to switch from DSL to cable. I just got cable modem myself and found it to be better then DSL.

Glad your friends plan on joining us for the international bash.. I hope they are into Banter, especially with this diverse bunch of SE4 groupies
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

be careful, be very very careful
look to the sky
its "THEM"

just some ideas mac

Growltigga May 23rd, 2002 04:14 PM

Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina
 
yawn, I am going to open a new thread called 'The Phong's Head Cantina Nerd's Room for Technical Talk' and banish you two to it


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