Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, even though some of us are working on our Jedi powers and the force is strong with us, I don't think one person can sustain the shoe levitation 24/7 by himself. Let's have a rotating list of dedicated disciples taking turns, each concentrating for 1 - 2 hours at a time. We'll always have at least two guys suspending the shoe at any moment, so that we have a backup in case the first guy somehow gets distracted, or whatever. Being chosen for shoe levitation duty will be considered a huge honor, and only the most loyal and dedicated followers will be allowed to do it. It's a huge responsibility! If the guys (oh, what a terrible thought!) ever let the shoe drop, it could precipitate a crisis of the faith!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">you have a point. in the HGttG it was the faith of an ENTIRE population that sustained the teacup in the air. at least until the great and powerful Arthur Dent himself showed up. He precipitated the crisis of faith himself thinking the whole idea of a huge statue of himself throwing down a teacup was quite absurd.

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 

And the SHOE, it's GOLD too. Right??

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">why settle for gold? how about platinum? or latinum?

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">why settle for gold? how about platinum? or latinum?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Or how 'bout depleted uranium? We could fire it out of a cannon and...

Hmm, something tells me this has been done before...

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 

I think I can take a triple shift! I have no car now to do anything so I have the time...

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">..or how about neutronium or dwarf star alloy? It will be incredibly dense, weighing thousands of kilotons, and space and time will be distorted in its proximity. Then we'll REALLY have to keep it suspended, because if it ever hit the ground, it will cause the planet to collapse into a black hole. ...How could such an object be thrown in the first place? Nothing is impossible for His Divine Holiness, Ruatha the Great!

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 

*laughs evily as he has a bright idea*

"All followers of his devine holiness Ruatha please come and donate your cash to the Ruatha Gold/Plantinum/What ever else statue fund!"

*Laughs inwardly as the rest of the thread rush forward to pay their lifes savings!*

Muhahahahahahaha soon i will convert them to my cult and they will be my helpless slaves!!! *head spins round a few times as he laughs*

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 

*Rags walks around RD after seeing that he is up to no good. He notices a pull string coming out of his back. Thinks to himself and says, "Stupid dolls" then takes a 22 and blows off the head.*

"Hey RD, where is the real you?!"

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 

I must be in the wrong post.
I go away for the weekend and come back and this post in interested.
What's up with that? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 

TOP TEN REASONS WHY THIS THREAD IS MARVELOUSLY GREAT

10) You can post useless things here when you're bored, so you instantly have something to do. (Such as this post.)
9) You can say geeky, nerdy stuff here and people actually listen and understand!
8) You can even say silly and immature stuff here and not get a punch in the nose.
7) It provides guidance, inspiration, and enlightenment when you're lost.
6) Everybody here is incredibly intelligent, knowledgeable, and friendly.
5) It's like a big collection of jokes, poetry, puzzles, stories, advice... just about everything you can think of!
4) LazarusLong42's "abuse" post from a while back: "You swine. You vulgar little maggot..." Super funny!
3) This thread will never die, because we have dedicated people who will never let it die.
2) This thread has a good chance of one day exceeding all of the other threads in the forum. (We can do it!)
1) Its name magically changes every so often, so you get the excitement and fun challenge of finding it.