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Gryphin September 12th, 2002 05:35 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
No it does not. (Had to look the joke up on the web).
I'll pm you the refferance

Growltigga September 12th, 2002 05:40 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Gryphin, please PM me, I am now worried.

SNORTpigga, apologies but the canteen has its own kitchen. No hawkers or food vendors are allowed on the premise. Please see Barry outside who will assist you in relocation.

Jmenschenfresser September 12th, 2002 05:54 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
You mean the chuckwagon out back manned by the blueish guy with 15 arms calling himself, Cooky?

Hell, I'll buy a wing. Long as 'wing' implies 'Buffalo' and not '50 foot predatorial eagle from Cephedri 7.'

Not that hungry

Growltigga September 12th, 2002 05:59 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
No, the canteen kitchen is an intrinsic state of the art, all mod cons, proper chef's kitchen under the auspices of Taz.

Barry is the T-Rex in the valet jacket who doubles up as external security. You will see that he has now scoffed the 15 arm cooky blue thing in the parking lot.

You pay extra by the way if you want the wings to come from a NAMED animal..

ANNDDDDD, (drumroll please) I am glad to announce that I have been, woof woof, enlightened to the workings of the Gryphin position.. where is a FBW when you need one!

Gryphin September 12th, 2002 07:35 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Notes:
The FBW's have turned on the Anti GT Cloaking devices, (provided as part of their employment contract.)

Growltigga September 12th, 2002 07:37 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
hahaaa, but little do the FBW's know that GT, being a lawyer, has reviewed their employment contracts, seen the perks they get and has installed an electron cannon in the roof of the cantina, with one burst, all cloaking screens are non-functional and GT, with an evil snicker, proceeds to assault the FBW's with the Gryphin position

mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa mwaaaaahhhhhhh

Timstone September 12th, 2002 07:42 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Yeah! Great! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif
My new watch is broken by that stupid electron cannon! Don't you know an electron cannon gives a huge EM Pulse wich destroys delicate electronic equipment.
I expect you to pay for it!
Oh, and an extra beer for me.

Gryphin September 12th, 2002 09:43 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
Throws Pixie dust on GT,
Watches him go to sleep, Hits GT with a Selective Forget Beem.
He will no longer remember what the Gryphin Positon is.

Timstone September 12th, 2002 09:58 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
But he also won't remeber firing the electron cannon, now who's going to pay for my watch?!

And more importantly he also won't remeber giving me a whole evening free drinks... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ September 12, 2002, 20:59: Message edited by: Timstone ]

TerranC September 12th, 2002 10:44 PM

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 
... forget about twister positions http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif , red hot wings, and sick nun jokes.

WHERE IS THE DAMN COORS?

Btw, what is the european fascination with kylie minogue? My colleagues and I find her... unpleasant to say the least.


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