Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

http://www.schlockmercenary.com/

You need to read that more http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif Its somewhere in schlocktoberfest 2002.

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

Lordy, I am too old to get back into reading comics, I gave those up (other than Viz of course) when I hit 30 - I'll stick to my gardening magazines!

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It cannot be! Growltigger is reading gardening magazines? What happened to his mighty spirit? 'Course, he did mention something about chastity belts not so long ago.

Truly, something is most peculiar with Growltigger. I would love to offer my unparalleled skills to figure out what it is. Now, where did I put my "Sharpened Axe of Skull-Breaking +3"...

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

Hey Alneyan, in real life, gardening is one of my favourite hobbies..... I grow lots of my own vegetables, and find that wiling away a couple of hours in my vegetable patch looking after my courgettes, spuds, radishes and carrots is a great way to relieve some stress, get you back to nature, and of course, have an opportunity to lug a well aimed half brick at those damn squirrels.

I also like baking my own bread, but I mainly do that as it is the only way to get the manure out from under your finger nails once you have been gardening......

Now, I dont do any of this when the rugby is on or the wife is out so I have time to play Rome: Total War

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My god, are you sure that steaming puddle of Mac Essence covering Ashton isnt some of mine? I dont seem to be missing any bits....


Good to see your fuzzy mug in here again, Tigga. How's the current Mrs?

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Puke, beleive me, even you at your most foul and disgusting does not compare to what came off Mac and into that dishwasher fluid...

Note to all patrons, DONT USE ANY GLASSES FROM THE BAR - BRING YOUR OWN!!!!

Puke, Mrs GT and Miss GT are absolutely fine, havn't really been on the boards much as fatherhood is keeping me busy, active and awake!

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

I'm dry, I wasn't exposed to any of that dishwasher fluid...

You all are safe for now.

Former Chat Bar&Grill
 

GT, you might have missed it but an orbital plasma carpet-bombing has destroyed the B&G and a quarter of the city, and you're dead, gone with your highrise office.....

You were hit by a Hiigaran Destroyer Torpedo while in an elevator, having barely (but purposely, on my part) escaped death by Hiigaran Battlecruiser Ion Beams. The 5-ton high explosive torpedo wiped away most of your office building, and a plasma bomb finished off the foundations shortly afterwards.

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He had emmisive underwear...

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Pah. Growltigger, whilst in this thread, is quite simply in the basic term, GOD. He is undefeated and unrivalled. The King of the Hill. If the Cantina was Star Wars, GT there is Palpatine, but with enough brains to kill a force-guided farm boy.

You puny mortals can destroy that's easy, but Growltigger is one of the veterans who created this place. If the Cantina customers are average infantry, then Growltigger is the jack-booted stormtrooper armed with a red hot poker cannon and one nasty sense of humour, and he's british, In Yankee terms that just means "Evil!" Read some past Cantina hunts to see examples. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

RD Lies back and watches the return of the furry feline, grabbing renegade and setting up some deck-chairs with snacks. The defence of the Cantina just went up another level and this time Technobabble and Overkill just wouldn't cut it for the offenders...