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Tigga,
More seriously, why not judo? I know it is not as much fun a kicking people, but you still get to have the entertainment of real matches but with a reduced level of broken teeth.

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Saxon, the good looking blart down the hall says I look like Shrek as I have no hair, not because I am green and fat. I know because I just went and asked her (and what a hardship that was). I am built on stoic lines, a la Brian Blessed as Voltan in Flash Gordon

I have decided to be a pacifist and have given up all forms of martial arts. I am now taking advantage of the slight spelling mistake to practice marital arts instead - still a good workout but less chance of someone trying to kick your teeth into the back of your head

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People, stop *****ing around for a second and sent me in your races. No one except Mac has done so. Ok, now you can go on. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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As a proclaimed pacifist, I can no longer participate in the purile computer games partaken on this forum as they encompass and encourage a tendency toward animated violence to fellow competitors. I feel that my karma can no longer associate with such negative characters as are sighted on this forum.

Brethren, I feel that your souls need the psychic equivalent of a quick wash and brush up before you can take your places amongst your fellows. To this end, I have now established The Cosmic Church of Universal Uncertainty and encourage all of you to give up your worldly goods and come join me in peace and harmony. I take cheque, cash, bankers order, Visa and Mastercard.

NB I have also changed my name to a suitably eastern name to reflect my new guru status

[ May 24, 2002, 10:47: Message edited by: Chicken Tigga Masala ]

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Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world....

Rev.Chicken Tigga Masala, I would send you my worldly goods to embrace upon your road of peace, prosperitcy, and tranquility, however, Mrs M. would not take kindly to my sending you the few things that we own in this worldly place of falsificaction of ones true essance. However, I have managed to pry, from beneathe her knowledge, several articles for your new revelations. I shall endeavor to send them to you with the knowledge that Customs may not let the package go thru due to its composition. But I shall proceed foreward and what shall happen shall happen.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator

a most humble, repentent mac

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Imperator Fyron, That shows you how illiterate I am in regards to these metal, frustrating, piles of recycled nuts and bolts. I was told by so called computer gurus, that even if your comp was turned off, as long as it was plugged in, a hacker could find a way to access your system espeically if he new or found your IPS

a learning mac

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Ah so, Mac5732, it is good to see that you are so far advanced down the path of enlightenment and are truly ready to begin your heavenly journey toward tranquility and redemption.

I will do my best to assist you in this journey. The path is hard and temptations are many but as a Yen Buddist, it is my heavenly duty to bring you to enlightenment by taking from you all the evils of worldly wealth insofar as this relates to disposable income.

You are taking the right steps Mac5732, send me a cheque in at least $500 made to The Cosmic Church of Universal Uncertainty and next spoke of the wheel of karma will be yours

[ May 24, 2002, 16:19: Message edited by: Chicken Tigga Masala ]

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growltigga, Your High Pontificateness,
Is this your way of backing out of the game again? Do you conceede defeat to The High Gryphin? If so, you must grow a mustache and learn line dancing.

Mephisto: The Aeris of Gryphin will be there by 6 my time.

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K-M can you send me an email.

I no longer have your email address.

THen I will send you the race

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Dear Gryphin, I have never seen such a mean dispirited vicious individual such as yourself.

Of course I will be participating in the game, but more in a peace loving and kindly role than before.

I will be the one spreading peace amongst the stars and ensuring that love and calmness prevail.

Of course, minor jihads may be necessaary where the distribution of wealth is not fair and consensual