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dogscoff November 12th, 2002 12:35 PM

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 
10.
9.
8.
7. They need much more time than a man does to carry out any operation which involves taking off and/ or putting on clothes (ie clothes shopping, visiting the WC, having a bath, sex).
6. They usually have a boyfriend (or husband) already.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

Ruatha November 12th, 2002 01:22 PM

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 
10.
9.
8. They have boobs.
7. They need much more time than a man does to carry out any operation which involves taking off and/ or putting on clothes (ie clothes shopping, visiting the WC, having a bath, sex).
6. They usually have a boyfriend (or husband) already.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

dogscoff November 12th, 2002 01:42 PM

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 
Q: Why is the area between a woman's boobs and her hips called her waist?

A: Because you could easily get another pair of boobs in there...

Perrin November 12th, 2002 01:56 PM

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 
10.
9. Can't live with them can't live without them.
8. They have boobs.
7. They need much more time than a man does to carry out any operation which involves taking off and/ or putting on clothes (ie clothes shopping, visiting the WC, having a bath, sex).
6. They usually have a boyfriend (or husband) already.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

sparhawk November 12th, 2002 03:07 PM

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 
Top ten things men know about women

10. You can have sex with them!
9. Can't live with them can't live without them.
8. They have boobs.
7. They need much more time than a man does to carry out any operation which involves taking off and/ or putting on clothes (ie clothes shopping, visiting the WC, having a bath, sex).
6. They usually have a boyfriend (or husband) already.
5. They cannot use a public restroom alone.
4. It is futile to argue with them.
3. They like shopping.
2. They are different from Men.
1. They have boobs.

[ November 12, 2002, 13:08: Message edited by: sparhawk ]

sparhawk November 12th, 2002 03:10 PM

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 
WHOOOO!!!, I'm away for three weeks and this forum has nearly 800 post.
Cool.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

dogscoff November 12th, 2002 04:47 PM

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 
Quote:

10. You can have sex with them!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Well, you can try...

Ragnarok November 12th, 2002 05:42 PM

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 
Sparhawk, yes this thread is still going strong. We pulled another member into this thread and he is just as insane as the rest of us. We will reach 1000 and beyond!

Erax November 12th, 2002 10:08 PM

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 
"All women are cannibals. While they may not literally tear one's flesh from one's bones, they will devour all of one's money, time and attention."

- Clark Ashton Smith.

Ragnarok November 13th, 2002 05:48 AM

Re: 320.2! 301.5, 311.3, 65.4
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Erax:
"All women are cannibals. While they may not literally tear one's flesh from one's bones, they will devour all of one's money, time and attention."

- Clark Ashton Smith.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That may be the case. But in some situations you can't help but love them.


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