Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

I have none of Mac's essence on me...

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

I never said you did.

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

No, the other people...

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

Hmmmm, well, gentlemen, we've got the recipes, we've stolen the deed to the B&G...

It looks like we've won, but now we need a new enemy. What good ultra-dimensional take out joint doesn't have a nemesis? Hurry! Find us cannon fodder!

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

Hmmm... We could just relax for a while...

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

Well, only for an ice cream, then back to the conquest for all of the dessert recipes in the known universe.

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

My troops are already doing so.

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

Am currently busy drawing up an outline for the Armistice to end this war. Hmmm..... unconditional surrender has a nice ring to it don't you think?

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

The Official Armistice and Terms of Surrender for the Bar & Grill.

(note: please ignore the sections of text which have been removed, I had to start somewhere and there was a previous version of this document)

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 

well thats fairly easy to do, but i dont think we are prepared to accept your unconditional surrender. the massive cost of cultural re-education of your citizenry is too much for our humble little bar and grill to take on.

so you will have to find someone more gullible to surrender to. we wont bear the cost of your upkeep. perhaps you should try mothballing your surpluss population?

in the meantime, try not to let the parking valet bite your arse on the way back to your spaceships.