Re: Bazooko: Running
 

Other nations tend to frown upon you coming in and eying the virgins. "Mothers lock up your daughters" and whatnot.

Re: Bazooko: Running
 

"Eying Virgins????"

Cylops can't eye virgins!!! They have only one eye, and need to watch where they are going with IT!!!!!

Besides......in all of Abysia......there ARE no virgins!!

Re: Bazooko: Running
 

Two points -

a) Your cyclops eying virgins... that might explain his behaviour, doesn't it..? I mean, of course it's absolutely understandable how even a pretending wannabe pretender might fall for the lovely Abysian virgins - they are really hot!!

b) There are virgins in Abysia. At least technically. Of course, once the reproductive cycle has started, virginity is ..lost, but virgins are used for religous purposes as well, you know? After all, the lovely hot juice flowing through their venes is useful for several magic rituals...

Re: Bazooko: Running
 

Indeed, copulating with said virgins strikes the Giants of Niefelheim as a rather painful experience. Therefore one of the primary traditional reasons behind warfare has gone out the window.

Not looking where he was going strikes our Jarl's as probably one of the reasons why the aforementioned Cyclops is no longer among the living though.

Re: Bazooko: Running
 

HAHAHAA!!!

These flame wars have gone too far!!!

Re: Bazooko: Running
 

I've added some time to the timer (postponed 12hrs) because Jazzepi is still MIG.

Sorry Toran, you're the only one who didn't make it into Smack I think. Can you hold on while we wait for Jazzepi? I think he said he'd be gone a week or something like that.

Re: Bazooko: Running
 

vfb, I had been waiting for your "Smack" game, but unfortunately it was set up/started at an "unhealthy time" (just in terms of day time - all slots were filled half an hour after I actually got up that day... grmbl *g*), so I didn't make it.

Well, I will just have to wait. Not much I could do otherwise, there's no point for me in punishing a player that's taking a bit longer once in a while.

If he was doing that every time under a regular schedule, sure, I would mind waiting. But this way... I will just have to remind him of doubling his tribute payments next turn.

Re: Bazooko: Running
 

Oh no, sorry to hear that! :(

I may get killed in Collider soon, and then I'll need another small LA game. If so, I'll book you a spot!

Re: Bazooko: Running
 

Jazzepi has been found :) but unfortunately is unable to do his turns.

I think he's back in less than a week, so I'd just like to postpone the game until he gets back. Please let me know if you've got any objections.

Re: Bazooko: Running
 

Yeah,
I have objections, make him pay for my methadone until he returns...
where am I supposed to get my immediate fix now?

Grmbl.... (yep, of course wait)