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When i was at school I remember drawing up a front cover for "Galactic Dictator Monthly" magazine. The cover boasted an interview with Darth Vader and other features including

"Choosing the Robot Army that's right for you. We compare and review all the latest mass-enslavement drones."

"Make 'em squeal! All the latest in extreme interrogation techniques, from torture to psychic assault to truth drugs- and back again!"

"Green is the new Black: Fashion tips from The Mekon and Ming the Merciless."

I might get round to redoing it somewhen...

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Hmmmm, Dogscoff, were you also the fat spotty kid with a permanent snifff who was always Last to be picked for any football team after the foreign kid and the tomboy?

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No Gt, that was me. Dogscoff was picked right before me.

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what? you mean the foreign boy? what on earth was Dogscoff doing going to school with you in North Kentucky?

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I think his Dad was a Yank stationed in London during the blitz. You know how your women couldn't resist our boys. Of course once he grew up he felt the irrisistable urge to return to Old Britania.

Or something like that...

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Here we go again http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

I think you will find that "our women couldn't resist your boys" because they were the only blokes around as all our lot were doing their damnedest fighting the war, and not walking around, saying "goddamn", crimping their uniforms and dancing to Harry Conick Junior..

As you know (or have even possibly relied on), when the urge comes, the mind generates its own set of deep plated lager goggles

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Calm down Gt. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif I was making no judgment upon mother Dogscoff's moral fiber, or your women in general. You asked why he was going to school in hicksville and I was simply trying to come up with a suitable explanation. I suppose he could have got accidentally picked up by aliens while they were placing some crop circles out in darbyshire and then dropped off over here while they were looking for drunken rednecks to do anal probe experiments on. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Geo

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hee hee, I guess I can what passes for a good time on a Friday night round your neck of the woods

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Only if you are the alien Gt, only if you are the alien. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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Alien? North Kentucky? ALien? North Kentucky?

Ahhhh, gotcha, you mean someone from Ohio.. now I know what all you Ohio types get up to on a Friday night