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SAXON.. you old Gnu smoocher, good to see you back on the forum... even if you are trying to run my tab up http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif ( the old one walks over to the pie dispenser, puts in his credits, takes out 2 lemon cream pies and lets fly at Saxon, Just to make him feel welcome and at home http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif )

see post in origins pics and origins

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It's taken me 2 years almost, and a lot of hard work on my buttocks part but i thought i'd grace this place with my 1000th post, i'm pretty sure my first post was in here all those Violent days ago so raise your glasses folks. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

The Major demands it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ June 28, 2004, 21:37: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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The old one raises his brewski in salute, and just to be sure RD feels at home, walks over to the pie dispenser, puts in some credits, takes out 3 cream pies, walks over to RD smiling and lets fly.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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RD smiles, knowing full well the retribution he was going to get and dodges, the Pie in almost bullet time movement flies past his shoulder and hits renegade in the face

Haven't you ntoiced how everything is so less violent without GT around. We're using pies and when he returns he brings out weapons of mass torture! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Anger Management Therapy perhaps....

Runs into the Kitchen and comes running out with a Hose, spraying everyone in sight with cold, wet (you were expecting dry water http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif ) water!

Nothing worse than being sprayed with freezing water by a guy with a big grin http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Having anticipated something like this, I had all my clothes coated with dry-ice powder. When the spraying water finally got to me and I got all wet,.. well, now there is a steady stream of fog rolling down off my body. Hey this really is 'Cool' (pardon the pun) Now if I could only get my eyes to glow. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Q: Is attaining the 1000+ post mark the equivalent of 'Knighthood'? If so, welcome to our round table RD.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">I believe it is more a Requirement for the "Shrapnel Sad geezers who post way too much" Category. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Having said that Mac sure wouldn't mind the Chainmail lady from the Origins Photo threads to be on our round table, would ya Mac? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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The wize one, (holding and umbrella and attired in a full raincoat), has researched the likely hood of a gender of the feminine species being among those honorable and virtuous ( http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif ) knights of old at the renown roundtable. After exhaustive study, research, and reading, I have determined that other then some camp following bimbos, none were found to have partaken in the bloody meham of that fine body of warriors. However, after close scruteny, I must profess that if the knights of old had seen the chainmail fox, they would have assuredly invited her to join their most prestigious company. So with that being said, I must profer that the young filly in question be enshrined within the roundtable of the cantina in all her glory. Her full length photo in a large glossy, should be hung over the bar within these fine precepts http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif .

Having put forth his formulated answer, walks over to his table, reaches down and pulls a hidden lever underneathe. Immediatly there is a loud rumbling, the roof open and drops hundreds of rotted "O....." on top of RD engulfing him in a blitz of crying wonder http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[ June 29, 2004, 16:45: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Mac, after that reply i'm crying with laughter already http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

The question is would Mac prefer Liz Hurly in that dress? A deep ponderous question for the old wise one i must say http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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AAAHh, A most profisdious question, in regards to the most venerable Liz Hurly vs ChainMail fox. In reality there is no doubt within these old bones, that Liz Hurley would still be rated #1. In fact if one looks behind the cantina bar, they would notice a very large glassy photo of LH in her red suit that she wore in bedazzeled hanging in the place of honor. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif However, there is plenty of room to render the chainmail fox's pic upon the walls of the photos of honor on that long and far reaching wall. In fact the Taz has kept the area well groomed for just these types of situations..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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Glances at the very well groomed area of wall reserved for such areas

It looks rather bare, I think the Cantina needs a makeover http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I'm sure the very *ahem* academic brains of this fine establishment could conjure something up. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

I wonder if the "Chainmail Fox" knows the fan club she's inspiring http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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Looking at the wall of honor, the old one also has Taz hang up Brittney Spears, Janet Jackson, Shawnia Twain and GT's Miss Kyle... There not bad, this place starting to look better already..

Any member who would like to hang a pic on the wall of honor may feel free to do so....

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Mac,

I will have you know that I have given up kissing gnu’s, which is why I came back to get my FBW. I arrive and find you are dressing them all in chain mail! Of course, this is a sensible safety precaution, given all the dangerous activities which go on in this place, but I am guessing that is not the reason you suggested the dress code.

Do we still have a T-Rex parking cars and space ships outside? Does he have to wear chain mail as well? You should check your research on that one, I suspect he is more of a Plate Mail kind of guy. Particularly if it is a Mailman on a Plate.

The other reason I dropped in is that I knew I could put a beer on your tab, but since you insist, I will take two.

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Saxon its good to see you back http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif PS. did you get my Last 2 emails?

In regards to the ChainMail fox, Tks to good old Geo, He has found that she has her own websight with even more photos of her anatamy. Go to Origin Pics thread and Geo has her link listed. Also, Letcherous David E. G. has sent her an email with the photo we have and invited her to drop in here at the forum.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Maybe we can get her to drop in here at the cantina for a brewski or two.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I wonder if she'd like to be one of our FBW?

and yes there still is the T-Rex parking lot attendent, however he has been quiet of late, (probably still digesting the Last patron who didn't pay his tab) Just ask the Ol Gryphin

[ June 30, 2004, 16:51: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

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attention members of the cantina. The chailmail lady has posted in the origin pic thread, please drop in there and welcome her to our forum and her fan club.... Make her feel at home....

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You are all weird, messy and obviously retarded

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Yoiks, I have just seen the pictures of the real life Mac - he is really is the depraved old shindle shanked tosspot we always imagined him to be.

And Geo, I cannot beleive I saw a picture of Geo, it is great, he is all the man I expected him to be.

Mac though does look like a dirty old man!!

Who is this chain mail girl?

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And the Kat does not even congradulate me. Sheesh

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Sorry Gryph, havn't read all the Posts, congratulations to you indeed.

What am I congratulating you for by the way?

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A large cargo shuttle settles down behind the Bar & Grill. The loading bay opens and a veritable army of blue cargo droids carring large boxes, crates, and kegs file out and into the back of the Bar. From inside we hear "Alright you Droids, Get your motivators in Gear! I want this shuttle unloaded ASAP. We still have three more trips to make."

From the Shuttle strides Power Man ( TA DA!!! ).

Entering the Bar he shouts "HI EVERY ONE. (Yes even you GT.) I am back. I stopped by the Fart Point Station and loaded up on all sorts of stuff. I read about all of the recent breakage and thought you might need a restock.
I have all sorts of beers and ales, from that dark, thick, warm sludge that is drunk in the Isles to the thin, pale, watery cold stuff drunk in the colonies. I have a selection of wines and other spirits too.
For the Star Trek Mod folks I have Romulan Ale, Klingon Blood Wine, and "Something Green".
I have fresh Tribble wings with over 31 famous toppings.
I think I even got some more pies for the vending machine.

For today only the Drinks Are On MY Tab." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Why all the Free Booze??
I am celebrating reaching the One Trillion Population mark in my vast empire. I have also just built and colonized my fifth Sphere world.

Peace and Prosperity Through Out All Your Worlds!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
(At least till my Attack Fleets are ready. Hee Hee.) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Looking at the Wall Of Honor I would like to add my full size poster of 7 of Nine form Voyager. She is in a very uplifting and tight fitting uniform. Underneath in Borg Type are the words "ASSIMULATE THIS !"

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I asked Pooh Star to marry me and she said "Yes I will"

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=011980

All will be revealed upon reading this thread http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Gryphin, congratulations indeed, but may be your furry fellah on your lip has spread to your ears (or your stetson was too low), as surely pooh star said "not liklely" rather than "yes I will". You may want to double check.

Power Man, nice one me old son. Always nice to see some generousity from a patron.

Mac, you really are a dirty old man - I am so cheered up, I always had this lingering doubt that you may actually be a 24 year old nerd pretending to be a shindle shanked old lecherous goat - my faith in humantity is restored.

Raging Deadstar, checked out the thread. I am see that you lot are fixated by this quite attractive young lady who appears to go to conventions dressed in metalware. OK, that's about normal for this cantina, but can I just say, that the chainmail does compliment her, ahem, behind quite magnificently. I wonder if I can persuade the current Mrs GT to give it a whirl!

Righto, in my absence, we seemed to have a huge food fight which I am sorry I missed, although looking at some of the comments, people are more pleased that I was not there as I would have apparently reverted to type and introduced extreme violence. That's not me anymore, the most I would do now is introduce some extreme ironing!!

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Not at all, your Violent tendencies only add to the cantinas history http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif I was just thinking that the food fights weapons of choice were slightly tamer than usual (I'm still smarting from the defeat of my revolution http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif )

Of course Renegade has just went and destroyed most of the cantinas stockpiles of brewski and other alcoholic beverages, until we were wonderfully saved by Powerman. I guess it might be time to return to type http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[ July 02, 2004, 15:31: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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Raging Deadstar, nah, I have consigned the red hot poker hand cannon of doom to the wheelibin of despair.

I am a reformed character, a kind gentle and loving person.

I kiss flowers now

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Ok...what foul treachery has befallen our great patron of cantinas and cartoon violence??? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[ July 02, 2004, 17:02: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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WHAT.... Renegade destroyed our stockpile of BREWSKIS?????? The old one slowly gets up from his chair, opens up his wonderous box of new highly powered weapons of mass destruction, starts going thru them to see which one fits the penalty for destroying Brewskis... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

GT you old furry feline... Of course I'm an older more debonaire, suave, kindly, loving, sexy genteelman of many traits.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif (I also take lousy photos http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif )I'm cuter in person http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

we have put a photo of the chainmail lady up over the bar along with other delicious eye booggling anatamies including your Miss Kyle http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ..

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the wize one, takes out his new handy dandy, parable bLasting, shrinking x-ray rifle, aims at Renegade, and ZAP, Renegade is shrunken down to only 4 inches tall with a pot belly http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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From his new height of a mere 4 inches, Renegade stares up at the multitude of faces peering down at him. Refusing to be humiliated in such a fasion, he pulls a miniature pick axe out of his...er...handy pocket of useful thingys. Running at a swift 5 inches per second, Renegade launches himself at Mac's unprotected, bare feet, and procedes to lay into the hairy toes with the razor sharp pick.

"Miniaturize me will you!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif "

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I accept No responsibility the lecherous turn of events this thread may take in the next few Posts http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ July 08, 2004, 13:11: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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The wize one, taken aback by the pin prick attacks on his toes (they are not hairy, er at least the Last time I looked http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif ) looks down at the shrunken anatamy with the pot belly beneathe him and as he lifts his one foot high over the small creatures features, he notices the small round one looking up at some of the passing FBW's with a very strange and weird look within his being, now I wonder what he's doing now, the old one mutters as be begins to lower his foot over the little one http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Tearing his eyes away from the...spectacle...above him, Renegade notices a shadow falling over him...

Seeing a nasty foot descending on him at high velocity, Renegade slips into a crack in the floor of the bar. As the foot slams down on the spot where he was just a second ago, Renegade breathes a sigh of relief. Squirming along the crack, he slips unnoticed under a table, and pops out of the crack....safe, for now.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">A crack big enough for a 4 inch man to walk? This place is falling apart. Unless of course that was the crack of the patron who is passed out on the floor over there. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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Oh sh*t!! I was wondering why this crack was so hairy!! Eeeewwwww http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">I Have one Question...Are the FBW's wearing skirts? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">I Have one Question...Are the FBW's wearing skirts? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">The answer is Yes! Which leads us to ask Renegade another question that he can answer thanks to his new 'vantage piont'... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/blush.gif LOL

(Sorry, are we getting too naughty now? LOL )

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Oh boy...... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Raging Deadstar promptly orders a drink of the highest alcoholic quality (a Pan Galactic Gargle BLaster anyone?) in a extra large sized glass and pours it over the diminutive Renegade.

It will either drown him or Knock him out cold. Either way it's for his own safety. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif No-one needs to remember that! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Q: Who is the Unconcious patron on the floor http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Shaking his tiny head woozily, Renegade stumbles to his feet.

"Wha...What happened? Last thing I remember was stabbing Mac in the foot, and then here I am, next to an unconscious (and naked http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif ) body. Please, dont' tell me, I don't want to know."

"Hey, can anybody help me out with the size issue here??"

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/hopes Renegade 13
does not read the previous Posts.

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As the old one starts to put his foot down, he hesitates, hmmmm, he puts his it down away from Renegade, Hmmmm.. we walks over to the kitchen, comes back out with some live tribbles, puts them down next to Renegade, there now my pretties, LUNCH........ http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Sorry Mac, Tribbles love me (and not as a food source http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ) Can't you hear him/her/it making that purring type noise from where you are?? So I guess that answers the question about being part Klingon...although I may act like it sometimes, nope, I'm not. Anyways, why am I still 4 inches tall?? No one has helped me out in that department yet...seems everyone's too busy laughing at the sight of a 4 inch tall, potbellied person http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">It's better than Reality Television http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Question on that, were you shrunk to 4 inches tall while weighing the same as before? Because if you were the average weight 140-160 for a 17 year old and you kept that weight but shrunk down to 4 inches tall then my goodness that would definitely be a pot belly. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Lol is that KG's??? I hope not!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Considering I Weigh only 55kg's at the moment i'm feeling very sub average...

[ July 12, 2004, 18:52: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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That would probably be pounds (between 64 and 73 kilos then). Still, 65 or 70 kgs is quite a lot for someone only four inches tall. And you shouldn't eat too much Renegade either, just in case.

But I guess you will find a very nice person after all. They might even change your height to... say, four inches and a half? Or even five inches? That would certainly be better, wouldn't it? *Quietly goes back to his lurking spot before anything befalls on him*

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Renegade has been shrunk down to 4 inches correct? If we can shrink him down to 1 inch and hire him out as a detective we could possibly make money here http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Lol is that KG's??? I hope not!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Considering I Weigh only 55kg's at the moment i'm feeling very sub average... </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Yeah, us americans and our non-metric systems... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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/Wonders if Renegade is part Klingon. Guess we will know soon enough.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">If he shrinks even more while weighing the same, his body will be so dense that all the matter in his body will collapse into itself, forming a mini black hole.

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as the wize one contemplates the various constants concerning the demise of Renegade and his height, he takes remorse on the little munchkin and pulls out his new transmorgafier. He flips the 2nd switch and WHAM... he looks around for Renegade,... EGADS.. he yells, I hit the wrong button by mistake http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif , He now notices that Renegade has not been reformed to his normal self, but instead has been not only shrunken down to 3 inches and a potbelly, but now has also become bald and it appears that a symbiote wooly bear has crawled up onto his upper lip's anatamy.. In fact... it couldn't be, no, no, not 2 of them.. its not fair.... he's, he's starting to look like a 2nd Gryphin http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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Hey Mac, hit me with that again! I wanna be 1 inch tall, and take RD's suggestions and become a detective! Thankfully, my weight has also been shrunk, down from my regular 160 pounds. I am now a slim 10 pounds...I know, I know, I'm kinda fat right now. Will somebody buy me a mini treadmill??