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Re: Turn 55
There remains one big jotun army (thats active, there is another not attacking me iirc) for me to deal with, however its far, far away from my little queenies (one of whom likes collecting gems) that will die soon me thinks. In practically every mp game ive played in i face the same ending, i do well, make a few SC's and get plenty of mages then get steamrolled by one huge juggernaught of an army.
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Re: Turn 55
Well, I will endeavour to keep your record intact Shovah!I have to destroy a peski Squidie first though, so you may just have to wait your turn.:)
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Re: Turn 55
the 'squidie' should have taken care of you before i die (and weeners dont have bones so your last line is pointless! mwa ha ha!)
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Lamentation of a Squidhead
You buggers... Every turn is worse than the last. This can't possibly be happening, not against limp-wristed astrologers and impotent panii... No! I refuse to yield to desperation, and will be born again from the ashes even more glorious than I was. Yes, I'll wash the amniotic fluids away with your blood, and leave your dried up husks for history to forget!
Oh, incidentally, my doomsday wapon is nearing completion. |
Turn 56
Turn 56 is out.
Deadline is Saturday at 9pm Boston Time. Pasha |
Re: Turn 56
Oh, crap! Pike, had I not forgotten a militia dude in that province you would have lost all of the commanders in the castle-attack, as well as the items from the wraithlord. Boy, do I feel stupid.
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Re: Turn 56
who we waiting on?
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Re: Turn 57
Turn 57 is out.
Deadline is Sunday at 9pm Boston time. Pasha |
Re: Turn 57
Lost a couple more of your big boys Jurri? Thats gotta hurt considering its all because of a couple of little Wolfies http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif
It seems like this game is all about the little guys prevailing over the big guys, Ygorl V Jurri/Shovah and Shmonk vs me. Pike |
Fortu = dead = Chuck
So it seems. Could be that fighting simultaneously against three opponents distracts me more than I'd like to admit. Well, Chuck and Fortu and a couple hundred vine ogres are not a small loss either, I'd like to hope. Maybe Shmonk will finally stop struggling and just die a peaceful death... Fortu was a badass and I couldn't beat him on the field, but in the end nothing could save him from my ire. (In hindsight, maybe it wasn't so smart to arm him so well after all http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif) Those nearly thousand kills will keep him at the top of the HoF for long after Shmonk is but a memory.
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Re: Fortu = dead = Chuck
Yea, well, Fortu is dead. I've gone AI (only capital left, really). Jurri was nice enough to equip me for a bit, but in the end he realized he couldn't go toe-2-toe with him either, so he resulted to Mind Hunt (chicken), and after resisting many many attempts (more than humanly possible, I bet), Fortu succumbed.
It was very entertaining, that's for sure. I expected to be out a long time ago. But I guess it was fated that my first attempt and tackling another "little guy" (Pan), turned out to be a minor misstep. I look forward to the updates on this forum, and learning when Chuck and his kingdom falls, which should be next (I'm guessing 10 turns) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif. And how Pasha Mama fares. Good luck all! |
Re: Fortu = dead = Chuck
Bye, Shmonk.
See ya soon in a Dom III game, I hope! Pasha |
Re: Fortu = dead = Chuck
Most definitely. I'm just trying out Titan Quest right now, to tide me over. Though I'm still in 2 more Dom 2 games. But I won't join another MP game until Dom 3 is out.
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Turn 58
Turn 58 is out.
Deadline is Monday at 9pm Boston Time. Pasha |
Re: Turn 58
Cluck-cluck-cluck.
Is that Titan Quest any good? Oh, and the obligatory whine: Curse your eyes Pasha! If the doomsday weapon wasn't ready I'd undoubtedly be weeping to my corn flakes. Since it is, I can just smirk like a wiseass whilst these stupid critters of mine that have lost their significance this very turn (and who seem to get their 27-31 MR broken with ease by your pansies) stand idly by while your puny excuse for a golem clobbers them to death. Your days are numbered, and the number is small. |
Jurri Sucks Dust Mites
That was an unexpected battle. I was sooooo pleased to see your two Ice Devils get paralyzed early on!
Ok. Let's see that doomsday weapon. Mine is already implanted in the brains of all of your minions. |
Re: Jurri Sucks Dust Mites
Well I for one know what jurri's doomsday weapon is, its nasty. What, exactly, is yours pasha?
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Re: Jurri Sucks Dust Mites
Well, before Pasha Mama died we were able to capture some of the immense (and positively vile) flatulence she routinely let off, in a Bag of Winds I graciously supplied. This had a remarkable effect on the Air elementals that were trapped in the Bag of Winds with mama's whoopsie !
We wern't finished though, for thanks to the Capture of the Amon Hotep headress from one one of Jurris Air Queens, we managed to Mummify the greatest of these Ghastly Air Elementals, the result...well you will surely see the result first hand Shovah. And we will all weep for a world gone mad enough to unleash such a nightmare upon a helpless world! |
Re: Jurri Sucks Dust Mites
Pike has it exactly! Watch out, Water Foul & Weener Puppet.
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Turn 60
Turn 60 is out.
Deadline is Wednesday night at 9 pm Boston Time. Pasha |
Re: Turn 60
So im suposed to be afraid of mummified flatulence? Im not impressed.
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Your doom is nigh!
An embalmed fart sure is a scary idea, but maybe not in the sense you'd hope.
Looks like my doomsday weapon has finally shut you dudes up. It is true that it is an aweinspiring thing, and words from mere lowlifes such as you would hardly befit its splendor. Such reverence for it will surely gain you a place in the Hell of Endless Pain once I finally ascend, instead of the much crueler Hell of Vile Exhaust. (Courtesy of Pasha Momma. Any plans on getting her back, by the way? I'd so like to kill her again!) |
The Flushing Begins!
The Arco Press Department is pleased to announce that the Great Flushing has begun, and soon the Water Foul shall be soon completely dispatched to the Sea.
The great folk of Ulm shall soon be once again under the rule of land folk. Their Arco and Pan heroes are on the way! |
Pasha Mama, The Mother of All Flukes
That was so huge a fluke, that I'm not even going to give my usual whine/boast.
Really, that was possibly the biggest fluke I've seen in dom2. Until this the winner was perhaps when mages started targeting mechanical men (mindless =immune to mind spells) with mind burn and enslave mind and such, but this certainly takes the cake. Words fail me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/fear.gif |
Re: Pasha Mama, The Mother of All Flukes
Hey, so what is this doomsday weapon, and what was the fluke? I'm curious...
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Re: Pasha Mama, The Mother of All Flukes
Yea, what was the fluke.
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Re: Pasha Mama, The Mother of All Flukes
The "fluke" is that Jurri is finally losing, and he does not like the taste of his own medicine. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/smirk.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif
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Re: Pasha Mama, The Mother of All Flukes
The fluke... it was that one of his commanders with a nice artifact (Nathgul... or however you spell it) decided to blink which gave my mages a chance to zap him and take the artifact. Yay!!!!!
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Re: Pasha Mama, The Mother of All Flukes
I'm not entirely convinced that the stupid jar is the culprit, though: all other spells it casts are shown normally (Nethgul has cast ...), and in this instance no message was shown. Also, the description of the thing clearly states that it will cast spells on enemies. Also, I for one have never seen the [censored] thing act like this before. Usually it just casts enslave mind, enslaves a critter that later dies and causes a rout. Guess this time it figured out the best way to piss in my porridge would be teleporting to one of the very few dangerous places on the battlefield, outside the fort and next to a dude with a wand of incineration. (The aforementioned enslaving wouldn't have caused a rout in this battle. Instead it would have slowed down your army a fatal step or two.)
Well, be it as it may, I'm through caring. Good riddance, and hopefully the [censored] jar of stupidity loses as many battles to you as it has for me. I don't even mind losing the fort due to the fluke: you need all the handicap you can get! |
Re: Pasha Mama, The Mother of All Flukes
Shoot, missed Pasha by 5 minutes. Sorry for the delay, guys!
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Turn 63
Oh... I was cleaning up for work. So, no big delay.
Turn 63 is out. Deadline is Saturday night. Pasha |
Re: Turn 63
Pike, why didn't that AQ prophet rout when the PD troops and commander died? It most definitely wasn't mindless or berserk.
Otherwise somewhat non-descript a turn. Mr. Icicle Fist's name won't make any sense after I mummify him, so shame on you! |
Unfathomable luck!
Sigh, Jurri, Jurri, Jurri...
When will you learn that Pasha and I have the most unfathomable luck imagineable http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gifA prophet doesnt rout when she should have, an SC goes down to stupid actions, an Ice Devil dies from Vine Ogres! Let me spell it out my freind. YOU-ARE-PLAYING-WITH-THE-BIG-BOYS-NOW_!!! So lets just put down our (cough) super weapon (Arcane Nexus and Forge of The Ancients is lame, I expected something along the lines of a super Mummified Air Elemental, pfff) and quietly hand over you lands... ok. You can go back to your little wading pools off the east coast and the adults can go back to their conversation. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif Pike |
Re: Unfathomable luck!
You do realise how much hes going to be getting with the nexus right? you will be blown right out of the water, o wait, me and jurri own that. so you'll just have to be blown off the map instead.
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Re: Unfathomable luck!
What does mummification do exactly by the way?
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Re: Unfathomable luck!
i think they are talking about the ritual of rebirth which mummifies a dead hero from the hall of fame, very useful.
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Re: Unfathomable luck!
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Yes Bootlick, did you say something? Oh thats right you cant even deal with a few giants (snort). As I said the grown ups are talking! If you children can't be quiet you WILL be sent o your rooms! Pike |
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Re: Unfathomable luck!
Awww, it just summons a mummy commander who is pretty weak save for leprosy which is a disease that is nasty against most normal troops. How often do I see normal troops in this game? Hardly ever! All I see is Golems, Gargoyles or Tartarian commanders with heaps of magic items to make em nastier!
However Jurri loses em like nothing else soo... Pike |
Re: Unfathomable luck!
Just because im one of the youngest players on this forum http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif and i may not have killed the giants but they certainly havnt killed me (jotun has plenty of normal troops)
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Re: Unfathomable luck!
You guys are on a different level, alright.
I'm sorry the doomsday weapon wasn't anything more impressive, although you're not seeing the trunk for the leaves: the Nexus is really only a side-effect of having a mage that's capable of casting Wish. I'm afraid my wishes aren't any more flamboyant, though. Maybe I should start by getting back every artifact I've lost... That would take quite a while http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif |
Re: Unfathomable luck!
who knows, maybe when the games about to end jurri wil have a few wish casting mages and go full-armageddon on us.
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Re: Unfathomable luck!
Was just reading your games thread. I had nethgul blink a commander of mine(who had no astral magic of his own) in another game Jurri, so it is to blame.
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Re: Unfathomable luck!
I'd actually be interested to see what Armageddon does. This is a CRAZY game, after all.
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Turn 64
Turn 64 is out.
Deadline is Sunday night. Pasha |
Re: Turn 64
Armageddon destroys 20% of all units in the game and 20% of all population irrc. Its a last resort-pain in the *** weapon.
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Re: Turn 64
So it was the jar-bastard...
I'll bring about the end of the world, certainly, but armageddon is rather silly. I don't suppose my high-hp mages would be more resistant to it than your puny ones? |
Re: Turn 64
i dont think any stats help vrs armageddom, if your within its 20% target area you will die.
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Re: Turn 65
Turn 65 is out.
Deadlin is Monday night at 9pm Boston time. Pasha |
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