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Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
I walk around saying 'bill bill bill', I also walk around sayig "good morning - that will be £3, good morning sir - that will be £5, you would like a meeting - that will be £10, you would like me to draft something - that will be £1,000". I also walk around saying "bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy", sometimes I walk around saying "look at the jugs on that bimbo". Most of the time I walk around saying "yes dear", "no darling" and "trap my fingers in the desk Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime"
how about we agree to in-game com screen only for the Galactic Bash?? [ August 09, 2002, 12:08: Message edited by: Growltigga ] |
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RD, in regards to your list, just contact Hadrian,in regards to TDM contact Mephisto, he's usually around or you could try the Mods section on the forum or the PBW sight for shipsets.
Mac snuggles under the blanket the Taz covered him with, curls up and continues to dream of Liz Hurly in his stupor state of contentment. Aahh Tesco, these new concrete floors on the Patio feel like mattresses... you did a find job on the remodel he mutters to himself as his oblivious mental facitlities continue to put him into LA LA land...... ahhh still another week left on vacation..... but Mrs M is off next week he mumbles,.... domestic chores coming up.... he growls to himself, but.. in the meantime... aaahhhh the facilitating aspects of dreamland while in an high state of unawareness except for ones mind creating excerts... a groggy (hic) Mac |
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Raging Deadstar finally returns (after no-one realised he'd gone) from his short excursion to which he had discovered an old wise man named pubert, his advice was "Fatherhood, it ruins your life!" an omen for tigga it may seem
Ahhhh Mac u lucky old dog. Domestic Chores??? I always go for a Last minute clean up myself, and more time playing PBW without people on the phone! No partners nagging about time u spend on SEIV. Ah well i'm eating chinese food and wondering why the hell did i try and convert a gas giants atmosphere to None? Maybe i wasn't thinking lol (*note* it doesn't work) Sitting down at his now accustomed seat, the one at the back which gives a safe distance from mayhem, Raging Deadstar contemplates the future. "Now when will i research master computers???? Instead of rely on that dam microsoft thing, that blue screen everytime i start up my dreadnought is really getting annoying...." |
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*****HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION BULLETIN*****
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET NO. EZ36C-24-36 "WOMAN" A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; may vary from 40-200 kg. Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas, concentrations noted in and around malls. Physical properties: 1. Surface usually covered in painted film 2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason 3. Melts if given special treatment 4. bitter if used incorrectly 5. Exists naturally in various states: ranges from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields to pressure at correct points Chemical properties: 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances 3. may explode spontaneously with no warning and for no reason 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly after saturation in alcohol 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man Common uses: 1. Highly ornamental, particularly in sports cars 2. Can be a great aid in relaxation 3. Very effective cleaning agent Tests: 1. Pure specimens turn rosy pink in their natural state 2. Turns green when placed besides a better specimen Potential hazards: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands 2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations provided specimens do not come into direct contact with one another ****WARNING*************WARNING*************WARNIN G**** PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE PHYSICAL, MENTAL, AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE |
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Darn, the warning label must have fallen off mine! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Lol ur womens label fell of Taz? where do u keep it?, in the kitchen with other ingrediants? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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ingrediants? what, were you planning on baking a pie? You keep her in a jar between the baking soda and the thyme?
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Noticing a lack of post here. Hmm, looks like we have new competion opening. That thread by Ruatha seems to be taking our place. 3 pages in 2 days. GrowlTigga better do something.
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Why should I do something? I cannot always be on hand to save the world and single-handedly fight off ravening hordes etc...
Ruatha's thread seem quite humorous, good for him. At least it is not that bloody redneck linedancing saloon tosh that surfaced a month or so back! |
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All,
I will be out of town from Thursday night until Wednesday morning, so my turn is likely to be delayed. I posted something on the game forum thread, but I am not sure how frequently that gets checked. In addition, I threw in some comments about displaying the score and so forth. Going back a fair way, I did want to throw in my two bits about communications in the game. I am of the mind that as long as we stay in character and do not talk to people for whom we do not have a comm channel for, it is ok. Talking to people for whom you do not have the comm channel is a big no no, as trading for comm channels can be valuable business. Also, anyone who attacks the Fluffy Bunnie Species Empire will have table service cut off at the Cantina. The Fluffy Bunnies have power, so I expect to receive the appropriate levels of respect and groveling. Great One Buffy, speaking through her avatar Saxon |
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Tesco, I do not seem tohave access to the game forum - when I click on the icon, I get a message saying access not allowed
What is going on? Saxon, enjoy your time out of town - gang, I will be away for 2 weeks from 25/8 to 8/9. What happens to my turns then? (I dont want AI to play them, it has taken me a couple of turns to reverse what it did Last time) |
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the turns will change to Last player upload ....for vacations....
And talk to the pbw admins.... (GEO) to see what's up with your access to the game forum.... |
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great, so what you are saying is 'n'owt will happen whilst I am away - yippee'
I have sent a PM to GEO asking him togive me access to the forums |
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OOPS duplicate post but whilst I am hear, I might as well serenade the lot of you with my famous Neil Sedaka medley...
'Mooon River' dum de dum de dum etc [ August 12, 2002, 15:49: Message edited by: Growltigga ] |
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[Useless techno info]The Forum software is a seperate little piece of software that runs on the PBW server. When a new PBW user clicks onto the forums for the first time it creates a forum user id identical to the PBW user id that it uses whilst in the forums. Each game has it's own forum and list of Users that have access to it. When you join the game your forum userid is added to that list for that game forum. Every once in a while an eager new user will join PBW and sign up for a game before ever clicking on any of the general PBW forums. Because of this the forums have no user id to assign to the game forum user list and they can't be given access. So we have to go in and manually add them to the list afterwards. You can also withdraw from the game and rejoin after you have visited the main PBW forums once and it will give you access to the game forum, but it's not that big deal for us admins to do it manually.[/Useless techno info]
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GrowlTigga, I'll play your turns for you.
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Tiggia I just noticed that you will be away for 2 weeks... That is a long time to put the game on hold.... You will miss a grand total of 4 turns...
I suggest that you que up your ai and let it go... or get a replacement player for those 2 weeks... We can dicuss it in greater detail in the game forum... |
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Tigga, I could run things for you. I think an hourly rate plus expenses for legal types as well as galactic emporers is customary is it not? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
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Geo, you might well be on for that. I need someone sensible to pursue the aims of the Growltigga Federation (to get drunk, to get naked and to lie in a great big pile) so send me a PM with cost, efficiency, charge out rate and next of kin and I shall take you on
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Atrocities, you get free beer in the cantina for a month for having to endure such a immature and frankly, stupid flame attack like ManoWar's. One day he may get out of diapers and realise that. 'ManofWar'?, more like 'Fullo****'.
I like your sets (hell the Growltigga Federation is using your STNG set). Ah, I see a problem in the cantina, tribbles DONT have wings but Taz said he would cure the rat problem for us.... haven't seen many rats around, oh yes I have, there is one and he is in a wheelchair, are you sure those are rat, I mean, tribble wings Taz??? where is that hairy oaf when you need to chastise him? |
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Score One for the GOOD GUYS. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
And if Tribbles don't have wings, does that mean Chickens do not have nuggets? *Considered what he just ate with a very odd look* [ August 13, 2002, 16:12: Message edited by: Atrocities ] |
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Atrocities, dead right but score about a dozen for the arseholes of the world...
that threat, actual or not, to close down your site is just pathetic, absolutely bloody pathetic and really gets my feline blood boiling.. Manofwar, if you ever read this site, you are barred from the cantina without reprieve. Atrocities, chickens do have nuggets but only 2 per chicken unfortunately... do you hear tyhat high pitched clucking out there? |
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....any ways.... back to topic here...
Tesco sends in Decker to grab the discarded weapon on the floor..... And wishes to inform everyone that Water based tramlopileeness, tramlapiliens are bad... for 32 year old kids.... As my back is imforming me at this moment |
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No, no D. Calm down. He meant, uh "TROPIC". Yeah that's it. He meant "Back to Tropic". Everybody knows the catina is located on a very warm tropical planet. Lot's of sun sand and skimpy clothed waitresses.
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HERESY
Tesco, the cantina does NOT HAVE A TOPIC OTHER THAN CHILLING OUT AND CARTOON MAYHEM.... Growltigga orders FBW to sweep up Dogscoff's hair and listens with delight as Dogscoff meets the tyrannosaur Growltigga accidently left out in the carpark |
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My site was splashed once already because of hateful alligations from someone. Since that time, I have done everything I can to keep the site within Angle Fires guidelines. If he is successful in getting my site spashed a second time, I will not re-open it. It simply is too much work to go through again. *I am getting dizzy*
I have been up all night hoping that he would post again, and he has. I now know what I am up against, and quite frankly, I don't care. If this guy wants my arse so bad, then he can take his bites, and move on. Hopefully he'll get board and leave. Thanks for the support guys. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif So if cows Nuggets are called Rocky Mountain Osters, then Chicken nuggets must be called Smoky Moutain Osters. *I think I'll go with the Rat wings.* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif [ August 13, 2002, 16:57: Message edited by: Atrocities ] |
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I know freebie sites like Anglefire can be paranoid about stuff like litigation, but I feel sure they would appreciate that it a case of hysterical sciffy versus sensible and law-abiding website owner.
If you do get closed down (you won't, but) couldn't you just open up another account with another freebie provider and re-upload the files? Surely you have them backed up? I mean it would be a pain to get everyone to update their links and to open a new account and everything, but it's not like building the whole site from new. Or is it? Barkeep: Beer & Tyrannosaurburgers all round. |
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Atrocities, I consider it to be extremely unlikley that Angelfire will close you down.. you are making the appropriate statements as to whom the copyright belongs to so I cannot see that paramount would frankly waste time... also, Dogscoff is right when he says you should resurrect your site somewhere else, the rest of the public should have access to your excellent ship sets...
Growltigga, annoyed that his tyrannosaur fails to scoff El Scoffo, pulls out his trusty cricket bat, and dings Dogscoff round the bonce very very hard..... |
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as posted
....any ways.... back to topic here... Satire..... That is all it was.... |
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If I have posted this before, please forgive me.
This was emailed to me a few weeks ago. I found it slightly discomforting as it seem a tad over the top. But then I realized that the author was trying to make a point. We should not judge people on face value for we really may not have a clue as to why they do the sometimes horrible things they do. Quote:
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http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif lol 1 day i don't read the forums and i got 2 pages of cantina Posts to read? hmmm *skims atrocities Posts* hmmm no wonder, no tv or drink, No SEIV!!!!! The horrors they go through, lol atrocities I learned first hand what that warning sheet on women meant a few days ago! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif post em more often so i don't forget
RD smiles before looking outside, trying hard not to focus on the t-rex. *Prods GT* Ummm isn't that a health inspector!! *panic ensures* taz better clean up. I don't think a dinosaur would eat health inspectors! Also does anyone know of any Stargate sg1 shipstyles like the asguard (got a goa'uld one)?? I'm not really a sci-fi fan but i like sg1 for sum reason *bets he gets attacked for this* [ August 13, 2002, 18:32: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ] |
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puke picks up a trible and inspects it for wings. he then looks quizically at his plate of buffalo wings, and decides its better not to ask.
"bush, dick, and colin, huh? sounds like a sticky situation." |
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It's never wise to question what foods made out of. Last time i did i discovered Chicken Nuggets are made out of Chicken feet and french fries are made out of Powdered potato.
*hopes that taz hasn't been cooking tribles or that health inspector maybe squeamish* |
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heh.. i just read an article Last week about a food processing facility in Asia being closed down because workers were using their teeth to bone chicken feet. that was just the fastest way to do it, like having a third hand.
mmmm... mc nuggets. |
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*Dogscoff walks into the Cantina. "What's that big smoldering heap in the corner?" On closer examination it turns out to be Atrocities, who has just been bLasted by the mighty Star Trek Canon Cannon. Dogscoff looks closer still and sees that Atrocities is chuckling quietly to himself, and that the horrific- looking burns are completely superficial. Dogscoff buys him a beer and a plate of Tribble wings before putting a William Shatner album on continuous loop on the jukebox...
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Atrocities accepts this free beer and has a nice drink with DS. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
I have been flamed so many times on so many forums that it just doesn't matter any more. MoW is like so many other Trek Uber Nerds that to fight with him about cannon or not is pointless. They are like one minded Borg Drones. Resistance is futile. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif "Thank you, I'll have another." Those Triblit Wings are most tasty. However, Klingons seem to find them unappealing. I wonder why? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif [ August 13, 2002, 12:22: Message edited by: Atrocities ] |
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*Dogscoff takes the Star Trek Canon Cannon and throws it down onto the floor, challenging anyone to pick it up.
"Come on, someone try to tell me that tribbles don't have wings. Come on, just try it..." |
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They also taste like Chicken. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Hey AT imagine living at 3rd mile in Detroit. near i96... I am sure it is just as bad.
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I was reading the news at http://msn.com.com/2100-1107-949331.html and came acrossed this story. My take on this is that it scares the hell out of me. Read it and see for your self. I especially love the part where they simply don’t care. Perhaps if we took away some of their rights, then maybe they would care.
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I just finished reading most of the Posts in the Star Trek Races thread. I agree with him, Atrocities sets suck! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif J/k
Personally I like the work you have done. I love knowning that I can play as one of 2o or more Trek races and not be bothered with ugly ships that seem ugly. I hope you finish the Last ship set up and release it soon. The Nelix one. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif (Nelix the cat, he was a big fat cat) Any ways on to bigger and better things. BARTENDER!!!! A pint of your worst if you please! |
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*Ragnarok walks into the cantina, looks around at the half drunk folks in the room and says, "Hey, bartender, give me a shot of something, make it strong, I've had a long day, I'll be in the corner booth when it's ready." Walks over to booth and looks at the feet on his table, grabs them and shoves them off, sits down and lays back, starts to doze off.*
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Some things need to face the public light of truth and Tigga's false claims shall melt like a vampire in the dawn.
One can not read your racial specs as one has not yet met your flea infested race. However, what you list is clearly propaganda. Zero gravity breasts demonstrate chests so flat that gravity can find nothing to effect, leggy blondes indicate that your empire is so organics poor that it can not feed its people and latin love goddesses always turn into old Italian widows wearing black and needing a shave. You may trust that the Fluffy Bunnie Empire will ensure that you have a nation of war widows. -----Original Message----- From: Growltigga Subject: RE: [SEIV PBW] News for game: The Galactic Bash in your dreams, read the racial specs for the Growltigga Alliance, our woman are latin lovegoddesses or leggy blondes with zero gravity breasts there is nothing a hairy candian moose kissing person like you can teach us about top totty |
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Taz, oh Taz, I have just been into the kitchen and we now we seem to have a cockroach problem. Please solve it
Guys, I should not touch the Thai spiced crunchy coated satay prawn canapes if I were you from now on. Guys, dont worry about the health inspector, the T-Rex may be off his stride after he was assaulted by Scoffo, but I am happy to say that my latest elite squad of killer mongoose are trained, raring to go and have only been fed 1 yoghurt each per day... M Inspecteur de Santé, au revoir mon ami, un endroit agréable vous attend [ August 14, 2002, 10:44: Message edited by: Growltigga ] |
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Saxon, in case you have forgotten,ZGB are those large ones that seem to stand up pertly on their own with no visible support, "leggy" as in having rather nice long legs and "latin" refers in the modern parlance to more south american than italian.. no wonder you are a sad lonely old man resorting to abusing animals if this is your understanding of the female form |
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Some of the cartoon attacks around here have crept onto my computer and SEIV refused to run Last night. This has made all my concerns about getting the new patch moot, I have to get it and the new one, as I will be re-installing the game on another computer. A big thank you to Dogscoff for teaching me about multi-disk scanning, which will let me get around my eveil IT man. As a thank you to Dogscof, I will be sending a nude photo of my favorite moose to Tigga.
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Saxon, that is so sad, I will just send you a picture of a beautiful lady
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