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Dancing kirbys!
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"I hate Kirbys."

Strategia pulls out a WWI-looking rifle, aims and fires. The sound of the shot is enough to make NullAshton drop unconsciously to the ground. One of the two kirbys, the one that got hit, has been splattered all over the forum. Purple drops drip from all over the place. Where the kirby stood, all that remains is a large smoking scorchmark, where the floor is slightly dented. As Strategia cocks back the slide and loads another bullet, the second kirby makes for the door.

Strategia aims carefully and fires again. NA, who has just regained consciousness, drops to the floor again. The second kirby has its tentacle almost on the door handle when the bullet hits. In slow-motion, it can be seen how the bullet creates a crater in the kirby and how it explodes.

"Good riddance."

Purple drops still drip from the walls. Unseen, they crawl to shadowy corners, where they pull together to form more kirbys.

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Hmmmm... Target practice!

NullAshton takes out his EM laser rifle, and sets it to automatic fire. He then sends a hail of blue rays at the kirbys, vaporizing them.

There, no more kirbies.

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Or is there?

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"I can do better."

As the kirbys start forming again, Strategia - seemingly out of nowhere - pulls out a large Gatling gun and places it on a tripod mount. The first kirbys start racing for the door just as the bullet belt has been pulled through the chamber.

Strategia open fire. An endless stream of large-caliber bullets slices away at the forum in front of the barrels. The kirbys explode one by one, screaming wildly. Strategia targets the purple drops, so that they too explode into even tinier droplets. Eventually, the room is filled with an aerosol of purple droplets unable to cling together because of the relentless Gatling gun fire. Then, the room starts to clear. The unbelievably sharpened bullets the Gatling gun fires (thay have been ultra-sharpened using an advanced subquantum laser. The very tip of the bullet is a quantum sliced so that it has a sharp tip. The bullets tear at the fabric of spacetime as they pass.) start cutting down the quanta in the atomic nuclei of the kirby drops. Eventually, no more purple haze (Jimi Lives!) is present in the room.

NA; "Wow... how did you do that?"
Strategia: "Practice."
NA: "I mean... where did you get that awesome weapon?"
Strategia: "Ever heard of nanofactories?"
NA: "No."
Strategia: "Read The Cassini Division. Only these babies have a nanominiaturized supply of hypercompressed raw material for sheer endless construction of whatever you need."

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This will be the 805th post. Going smoothly, people!

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Stop making me say stuff!

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And I use nano-precision technology all the time, in creating my carbon nano-tube technology. A carbon nano-tube welded wrong, and my interlaced carbon armor is useless. One energy blast to the area, and the whole thing detonates.

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As NA puts on his armor to demonstrate, Strategia quietly slips in a pulse-grenade.

NA: "...What?"
Strategia: ""Nothing."

The pulse-grenade's low-power charge detonates. The carbon nanotube armor..... well, detonates with it. Bits of NA are splattered all over the forum.

NA: "Damn! There's too much of me to share my Sergeant rank!"

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SEE? there you go again! And I wasn't putting on my armor to demenstrate... And I wouldn't use that word...