Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
 

Owls do not eat eight foot mice.

*Whack*

Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
 

In D+D giant owls probably do. You better be careful after all http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif .

Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
 

This is downright hilarious!!!!!!!!!! It’s Kerry and Bush singing “This land is my land”.


http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/conte...land&preplay=1


...Warning: LARGE 3.7M download...

Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
 

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Trying to make sure it doesn't get lost in a 300+ post thread? Moving it here probably won't help much, as this is an 800+ post thread.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
 

Interesting how Google works.

Try this very soon, before someone forces Google to fix its site:

1) Go to www.Google.com

2) Type in -- weapons of mass destruction--(DON'T hit enter)

3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, NOT the"Google search"

4) Read the "error message" carefully - the WHOLE page.

Someone at Google really has a sense of humor.

Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
 

Thats not a google problem. It worked the way it was supposed to. "feeling lucky" went to the most popular and on-topic site (based on the computers keyword database)

But it is a very well done page.
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/14/14_6_12.gif

[ August 03, 2004, 04:54: Message edited by: Gandalf Parker ]

Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
 

Funny and thoughtfull stuff:
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http://npc.keenspace.com/
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INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:

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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-


But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago,drank all the beer,then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
 

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">wow, no,.. WoW, actually WOW! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif $1000 worth of beer and you get $214 back in recycled cans? Where do you live? That would make the cost of your beer around $0.20 per can. and you get $0.05 back on each can. Around here beer is about $1 a can (when bought by the case) so you would only get $50 back on that $1000.

You know what they say,.. "If it sounds too good to be true,.."

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Narf, you would probably like this comic, although I'm sure you have read it already. This comic right here...clicky click...