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Duh. Arcos has staled the third time now... find a sub (unlikely, probably he's being ripped apart already?) or set him to AI...?

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Well, people, now noticing that those wet tentacles show intentions not just to dip out from water, but actually to crawl on land, maybe the forces of good (AKA all other nations :p) should unite against them and throw them back to where they belong?

I mean, a full scale war would involve scuba diving, but at least shoving them back into the water would be a start. Or do we all want to learn Illithid? Pythian tongues for sure are not made for this dialect...

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squid hater!
We have crawled out of the water to deal with ermor who sieges Bogarus' castle and will soon move to Bogarus' other castle next door. The 300 undead there will only continue to grow.

Of course we understand your hate and fear, and are prepared to meet force with force, we will still be trying to eradicate the ermorian threat before their death spreads across the land.

*wibble wibble wibble*

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Ehm, Mr. Wibble, you didn't notice by chance that your forces accidently took a land province, nor are you really engaging Ermor as other nations are.

Plus - if people are asked to decide whether they want to die in Ermorian or R'lyeh dominion, they usually pick none :p

So you just need to be stopped in time (if it's not already too late, considering your dom spread...). So, guys, let's step up - for every place where they crawl out of the water, it's only one army we need, but together we can have a big bowl of squid soup!

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Paella please, squid soup sounds terrible. If you are going to east us at least do it in good taste.

As for dying from starvation and slow suffering death or being healthy and insane... the fruit fishes the moon star to pickle the tree face!

In fact when you are insane it doesn't really matter if you are dying!

*shapes tentacles into a peace sign and devil horns*

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That squid has been parked outside of Gath for a while. Move along please, nothing here to see.

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Great Papa Squiddy is seeing how long he can hold his breath for; while not technically insane there are some of us followers that think he is clearly touched. We told him NOT to stick his tentacles in the void gate but of course he is the pretender so...

He keeps muttering about an amulet of the fish and air majick or somesuch, not really sure what he is blathering about. Hopefully he will get to conquering the ocean instead of reminiscing about the lack of legs and lungs.

We understand it is hard trying to get a bunch of blathering, frothing madmen to do your bidding and that he has to take matters into his own hands and do some menial tasks every now and then, but he really does tend to forget why he is the chosen one. And who can blame a cultist for deciding that searching for belly button lint is a more pressing task than building a kelp fortress; certainly not me.

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I say that us poor oppressed unhuman nations have to stick together. So if you will just mindblast a few of those evil priests we will be happy to let you keep any land provinces you take from them.

As an added bonus undead doesn't need to eat so no risk of becoming soup (although our goulish citizens would be very happy if you could send a few of those nice big squishy brains their way)

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Man needs 5 fire gems sent to them this turn. Or a ring of fire eater forged this turn, and sent the next.

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Jazzepi

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I could send you 5 fire gems. Or would you like the ring of fire better? It would be for free. Can't you see that we are nice?