Re: Cripple Fight 2: The Lamepire Strikes Back!
 

The honorable monkeys wish to explain the reasoning for the war:

1) Monkey's hate seafood, even seafood that's been forced out of the water.

2) said seafood kept calling the nation of Bandar Log Patala

3) Cripple Fight 2 had a five hour host going, or at least really fast, and now, the seafood nation has caused the hosting to be very slow.

for these reasons, the last of the seafood must be purged from the CrippleFight universe

Re: Cripple Fight 2: The Lamepire Strikes Back!
 

I am going to invade with SO many.. you know, I don't even know what I'm going to attack with, I only declared due to peer pressure.

Re: Cripple Fight 2: The Lamepire Strikes Back!
 

Wait- the nation of arcosphelae got pressured into a war by a bunch of monkeys? :P

Re: Cripple Fight 2: The Lamepire Strikes Back!
 

Elephant riding monkeys with flaming dudes in plate as friends.

Re: Cripple Fight 2: The Lamepire Strikes Back!
 

Damn, it sounds like I missed one hell of a party. Elephants riding monkeys? Damn. I miss all the good ones...

Re: Cripple Fight 2: The Lamepire Strikes Back!
 

Elephants don't ride monkeys, they surf them. Mmmm, monkey-surfing.

Re: Cripple Fight 2: The Lamepire Strikes Back!
 

The honorable monkey nation is selling hammers.

inquire through FrozenLama.

In other news, the war vs the seafood progresses. despite the massive loss of men by our fiery brethren, the seafood nation is still shrinking, and we hope to see victory in the near future. Soon my crippled friends, there will be no more vile seafood left to pollute our fair waters.

Re: Cripple Fight 2: The Lamepire Strikes Back!
 

Air gem special: Will trade 1:1 air for most gem types. Up to 50 gems total. Inquire via IRC or by PM.

Re: Cripple Fight 2: The Lamepire Strikes Back!
 

Water pipe burst right over Frozen's computer, so he will probably need a delay until he can figure out a way to get his turns done.

Re: Cripple Fight 2: The Lamepire Strikes Back!
 

Doh.

Next time, don't put the computer under the water pipe =)