Re: Gryphin and Growltigga Thread
 

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gryphin:
Considreing the other forum you visit, your speculation on "Circle the Wagons". and your hangup with my hat, I have my reservations about you you being well adjusted.
Tig, you know you can't begin to heal untill you admit you have a problem.<hr></blockquote>

Oooohhhh, look who's talking!

I don't actually look at any ahem, adult related website - I am not even sure a topless cheerleaders website exists - like Alpha Kodiak, Mrs GTR is all I need (so she tells me) although some of the Spanish talent is phenomenal

In respect of the therapy, let me look at this from a professional viewpoint


"My lord, the prosecution asserts that it was Guffin Goodfellow who freely admitted that he regularily visits and participates in an adult website and that it is he who has brought the expression, 'circling the wagons' into the public domain and has alluded that this term has sexual connotations leading, naturally, to innocent speculation from all and sundry. My lord, if you should also consider visiting the defendants' website as an adjunct to this case, you will see that he is obviously the sort of inidividual who enthuses all aspects of his life with, to use the coloqiual parlance, a 'wild west' spirit. If you should consider my lord, this individual persuades not so young ladies to participate in 'circling the wagons', wears what can only be described as a general custer hat whilst doing so and, if the court can bear with me, allows a prairie dog to inhabit his top lip. He is also known to regularily visit the classic 'Wild West' landscape although no one is quite sure where he finds a use for a tape measure although our first witness, a Mr M Mac from Cesspool, Ohio has been known to make some interesting if anatomically impossible suggestions. My lord, to add to this and I might add, a indictable offence in its own right, the defendant freely admits to listening to country and western music. My lord, I would not even ask you to speculate if he does indeed own a pair of chaps and several cowboy boots.

My lord, the prosecution rests its case.

JUDGEMENT: 10 years of reconstructive therapy, isolation treatment and a complete ban from all rodeos and line dancing events

Re: Gryphin and Growltigga Thread
 

My Lord, I ask you to consider the source.
I hereby proffer the following not in self deffence but in an effort to enlighten the Tig, (however futile it may be).
1) A close examination of the aformentioned hat and comparisons to that of the one worn by General Custer that they are clearly not even close in any way shape or form.
2) I do not now and there is no evidence that I have ever attended an establishment that allowed line dancing. My vision makes such an enviorment unsafe for me.
3) Mr. Tig fails to point out that I also listen to Classicla music, Read Shakespere, Kipling, and Tolkien as can also be scene at my web site.
Again, I ask you to consider that Mr. Tig left this off his statements.
4) I do own two pair of western style boots. They protect my shins from unseen objects. This is the same reason I wear Hats with wide brins.
5) I at no time implyed that "cirlcle the wagons" had any other connotation than as a defensive posture taken by troops and people when under attack. This was clearly explained in the same forum. Mr Tig expressed dissapointment that it had no other meaning.
6) As for the Gryphin Position. This is performed only with consenting adults and is no way illeagle here or in stuffy old England.
7) I refuse to even speculate what Mr Tig had in mind as to how I use my tape measure on the trail.
I hearby appologise for Mr Tig taking up so much of your valueble time.

Re: Gryphin and Growltigga Thread
 

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gryphin:
My Lord, I ask you to consider the source.
I hereby proffer the following not in self deffence but in an effort to enlighten the Tig, (however futile it may be).
1) A close examination of the aformentioned hat and comparisons to that of the one worn by General Custer that they are clearly not even close in any way shape or form.
2) I do not now and there is no evidence that I have ever attended an establishment that allowed line dancing. My vision makes such an enviorment unsafe for me.
3) Mr. Tig fails to point out that I also listen to Classicla music, Read Shakespere, Kipling, and Tolkien as can also be scene at my web site.
Again, I ask you to consider that Mr. Tig left this off his statements.
4) I do own two pair of western style boots. They protect my shins from unseen objects. This is the same reason I wear Hats with wide brins.
5) I at no time implyed that "cirlcle the wagons" had any other connotation than as a defensive posture taken by troops and people when under attack. This was clearly explained in the same forum. Mr Tig expressed dissapointment that it had no other meaning.
6) As for the Gryphin Position. This is performed only with consenting adults and is no way illeagle here or in stuffy old England.
7) I refuse to even speculate what Mr Tig had in mind as to how I use my tape measure on the trail.
I hearby appologise for Mr Tig taking up so much of your valueble time.<hr></blockquote>

DEFENCE SUBMISSION OVERRULED - JUDGEMENT STANDS

Re: Gryphin and Growltigga Thread
 

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gryphin:
My Lord, I ask you to consider the source.
I hereby proffer the following not in self deffence but in an effort to enlighten the Tig, (however futile it may be).
1) A close examination of the aformentioned hat and comparisons to that of the one worn by General Custer that they are clearly not even close in any way shape or form. [QB]

could have fooled me, you look just like him from 'Little Big Man'

[QB]2) I do not now and there is no evidence that I have ever attended an establishment that allowed line dancing. My vision makes such an enviorment unsafe for me. [QB]

Prove it


[QB]3) Mr. Tig fails to point out that I also listen to Classicla music, Read Shakespere, Kipling, and Tolkien as can also be scene at my web site.[QB]

Yeah yeah but the point is you are still a Garth Brooks fan

[QB]Again, I ask you to consider that Mr. Tig left this off his statements. [QB]

ooh the truth hurts

[QB]4) I do own two pair of western style boots. They protect my shins from unseen objects. This is the same reason I wear Hats with wide brins. [QB]

he likes to wear wide brimmed hats to protect his shins?? the boy is mad??

anyway, legally, A CONFESSION, A CONFESSION

[QB] 5) I at no time implyed that "cirlcle the wagons" had any other connotation than as a defensive posture taken by troops and people when under attack. This was clearly explained in the same forum. Mr Tig expressed dissapointment that it had no other meaning. [QB]

M'lord, the phrase CTW was mentioned by reference to it being discussed on an adult forum - please refer to the normal sort of discussions held on adult forums in order to ascertain the likely content and preamble into this topic

[QB] 6) As for the Gryphin Position. This is performed only with consenting adults and is no way illeagle here or in stuffy old England. [QB]

Don't bet on that, in Cheshire, you can still legally be birched for felching

[QB]7) I refuse to even speculate what Mr Tig had in mind as to how I use my tape measure on the trail. [QB]

The prosecution counsel is speculatin gin the absence of information. Unless you can prove that you work for the National Distance and Meausrement Recording Bureau, you will be guilty until proven innocent

[QB] I hearby appologise for Mr Tig taking up so much of your valueble time.[QB]

Guards, take him to the cells

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Re: Gryphin and Growltigga Thread
 

ROFL http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Re: Gryphin and Growltigga Thread
 

I hereby reject the decision of the court. I will submit soley to a jury of my peers: That would be the members of this formum.
I ask all present to cast their vote:
Guilty
Inocent
Naive

Re: Gryphin and Growltigga Thread
 

LOL, I must attend a meeting shortly, but I shall reserve judgement upon receiving your briefs, (as is in Law that is, not the other kind, ha,ha http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif ) after which I shall render my findings which shall be objective in nature, taking into account what little evidence has been submitted and the review of these possible web sites as mentioned in these proceedings to affect the truth in that which has been stated, This shall only be my, single findings, other verdicts from other members of this forum shall not be included as they also have the right to comment and reach their own conclusions. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

just some ideas mac

Re: Gryphin and Growltigga Thread
 

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gryphin:
I hereby reject the decision of the court. I will submit soley to a jury of my peers: That would be the members of this formum.
I ask all present to cast their vote:
Guilty
Inocent
Naive<hr></blockquote>

PERJURY!!!!

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif how dare you cast contempt on these proceedings by describing the other members of this worthy forum as your peers. Peers means equals

Are you trying to say that we are all dodgy hat wearing, old womanising misanthropic cheap dodgy desert-orientated deviants partial to unmentioneable sexual practices with predilections for sticking small furry rodents under our nostrils????!!!!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Re: Gryphin and Growltigga Thread
 

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by mottlee:
ROFL http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif <hr></blockquote>

What does ROFL mean? this court only understands Latin (and Spanish "dos cerveza por favor")

Re: Gryphin and Growltigga Thread
 

Guards! Enough of this! They are both guilty! Take them away and torture them. Or, even better, lock them in one cell for the next month. Now take them away!

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